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District Attorney:
I've just been looking over your arrest report. A very unusual piece of police work. Really amazing.

Callahan:
Yeah, well I had some luck.

District Attorney:
You're lucky I'm not indicting you for assault with intent to commit murder.

Callahan:
What?!

District Attorney:
Where the hell does it say you've got a right to kick down doors, torture suspects, deny medical attention and legal counsel. Where have you been? Does Escobedo ring a bell? Miranda? I mean, you must have heard of the Fourth Amendment. What I'm saying is, that man had rights.

Callahan:
Well, I'm all "broken up" about that man's rights.

District Attorney:
You should be. I've got news for you, Callahan. As soon as he's well enough to leave the hospital, he walks.

Callahan:
What are you talking about?

District Attorney:
He's free.

Callahan:
You mean you're letting him go?

District Attorney:
We have to, we can't try him.

Callahan:
And why is that?

District Attorney:
Because I'm not wasting a half a million dollars of the taxpayer's money on a trial we can't possibly win. The problem is, we don't have any evidence.

Callahan:
Evidence? What the hell do you call that? [He gestures toward Scorpio's weapon]

District Attorney:
I call it nothing, zero.

Callahan:
Are you trying to tell me that Ballistics can't match the bullet up to this rifle?

District Attorney:
It does not matter what Ballistics can do. This rifle might make a nice souvenir. But it's inadmissible as evidence.

Callahan:
And who says that?

District Attorney:
It's the law.

Callahan:
Well then, the law is crazy!

District Attorney:
This is Judge Bannerman of the appellate court. He also holds classes in Constitutional Law in Berkeley. I've asked him for an opinion — your Honor?

Judge Bannerman:
Well, in my opinion, the search of the suspect's quarters was illegal. Evidence obtained thereby, such as that hunting rifle, for instance, is inadmissible in court. You should have gotten a search warrant. I'm sorry, but it's that simple.

Callahan:
Search warrant!? There was a girl dying.

District Attorney:
She was in fact dead according to the medical report.

Callahan:
But I didn't know that.

Judge:
The court would have to recognize the police officer's legitimate concern for the girl's life, but there is no way they can possibly condone police torture. All evidence concerning the girl — the suspect's confession, all physical evidence — would have to be excluded.

Callahan:
(sighs) There must be something you can get him on.

Judge:
Without the evidence of the gun and the girl, (half chuckles) I couldn't convict him of spitting on the sidewalk. No, the suspect's rights were violated, under the Fourth and Fifth and probably the Sixth and Fourteenth Amendments.

Callahan:
And Anne Marie Deacon, what about her rights? I mean, she's raped and left in a hole to die. Who speaks for her?

District Attorney:
The District Attorney's office, if you'll let us. I've got a wife and three kids. I don't want him on the streets any more than you do.

Callahan:
Well, he won't be out there long.

District Attorney:
What is that supposed to mean?

Callahan:
I mean sooner or later he's gonna stub his toe and then I'll be right there.

District Attorney:
This office won't stand for any harassment.

Callahan:
You know, you're crazy if you think you've heard the last of this guy. He's gonna kill again.

District Attorney:
How do you know?

Callahan:
'Cause he likes it.

Dirty Harry  Movie Quote

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Mayor:
(on phone) The jet must be fueled and ready to go in a half an hour. Skeleton crew, they must be volunteers. Tell them the man is dangerous. Well, here, I'll read you this note which was delivered at eight o'clock this morning: "To the City of San Francisco. You have double-crossed me for the last time. I'm warning you to have my $200,000 in a jet airplane ready and waiting. I will call Mayor's office at one o'clock and tell you about the hostages who I will be happy to kill if you don't do exactly what I say, Scorpio" (pauses) Well, you better have somebody standing by — it could be a false alarm but don't count on it.

Dirty Harry  Movie Quote

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Scorpio:
It's very simple. I've got the kids and you start screwing around, the kids start dying. Is the plane ready?

Mayor:
The jet is being fueled and ready to go at the airport. The money will be there by the time you get there.

Scorpio:
All right, now listen and listen very carefully. I'm going to be driving along nice and easy, just me and a bus load of kids. I'm going to turn off on the Sir Francis Drake Blvd. on my way to the Santa Rosa Airport. I don't want to see any police cars, helicopters, whatever. Now if you got the guts to play this game by the rules, the kids will have a nice little plane ride.

Mayor:
Well, where are you going?

Scorpio:
I'll tell the pilot when I get on the plane. No alerts, nothin'.

Mayor:
I guarantee you you will not be molested in any way. I give you my word of honor on it.

Dirty Harry  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chief:
Callahan? — you willing to take the money to him?

Callahan:
When are you people gonna stop messing around with this guy. He's gotta be stopped now.

Mayor:
He's got a bus load of kids and I can't take that chance. I gave my word of honor on it, and he will not be molested — and that's a direct order, Callahan!

Callahan:
Well, you can just get yourself another delivery boy.

Dirty Harry  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Scorpio:
[singing] Row, row, row your boat/gently down the stream/merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ...

Bus Kid:
Where are we going?

Scorpio:
What? What did you say?

Bus Kid:
Where are we going?

Scorpio:
We're going to the ice-cream factory and see how ice-cream's made. Now anybody who doesn't wanna go can get off right here.

Bus Kid:
I wanna go home to my mommy.

Scorpio:
[slaps the kid] Stupid kid! Come on sing everyone! Sing or I'll go home and kill all your mommies, sing, sing!

Dirty Harry  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[The Scorpio Killer holds an innocent kid hostage at the edge of a cliff]

Scorpio:
Drop the gun, creep!

[Callahan approaches Scorpio as the latter laughs manically]

Scorpio:
I'll blow his brains out! [continues laughing manically]

[Callahan approaches Scorpio, .44 Magnum in hand]

Scorpio:
Drop the fucking gun!

[Callahan pretends to drop his gun, only to fire it at Scorpio, who lets the kid go. Callahan then approaches the wounded Scorpio and points the gun at Scorpio, who is about to retrieve his]

Callahan:
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and it will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?

[Scorpio attempts to stand and grab his gun]

Callahan:
Well, do ya, punk?

[Scorpio laughs maniacally and retrieves his gun in an attempt to shoot Callahan, only to be shot in the head and get killed]

Dirty Harry  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Freddy Benson:
[omitted from the profit distribution] Excuse me. What about me? What do I get?

Lawrence Jamieson:
You are the student. You get knowledge.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Freddy Benson:
[Sitting at the dinner table] Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?

Lawrence Jamieson:
Of course you may.

Freddy Benson:
[after a long pause, and with relief] Thank you.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels  Movie Quote

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Freddy Benson:
[telling a phony story to sucker Janet into giving him money] I was engaged to a girl back in the States. And we loved to dance... we wanted to be professionals, isn't that silly? And we got an opportunity to compete on television, on Dance USA. So we agreed that if we won, we'd get married. So we went on, and we danced, and we won!

Janet Colgate:
That's great!

Freddy Benson:
And in the excitement, we got separated. So I went back to the studio, and there they were. Naked, dancing... and then they stopped, and they made love right there on the dance floor!

Janet Colgate:
[gasps] Who was she with?

Freddy Benson:
Deney Terrio, the host of Dance USA.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Freddy Benson:
I didn't steal any money! She just saw me with another woman! You're French, you understand that!

Inspector Andre:
To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Freddy Benson:
I know somebody here! I met him on a train! His name... is... his name is... James. No. His name is... James Josephson. Lor. No, no, no. James Lawrence. LAWRENCE... Lawrence. Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Feings. Forest Lorenston. Low. Lars. LARS. Lawrence. Lawrence. Luch. Lawrence. Tuh. His name is James Jesenthon. Lawrence Fell. Lawrence Jesterton. LAWRENCE JESTERTON.

Inspector Andre:
...Lawrence Jamieson?

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels  Movie Quote

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Sylvia:
You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time!

Caprice:
I was promoting the art of dance!

Sylvia:
With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving?!

Caprice:
I was not DRUNK! I was on PILLS!

Sylvia:
Something is the matter with you, Caprice!

Caprice:
You are SUCH a neuter, mother! And neuters will never understand!

Sylvia:
Something is the matter with your vagina!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Betty:
Don't you find it funny that every man in this neighborhood has a penis? [giggles]

Vaughn:
Well, not really, Betty.

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Driver:
Hurry up! I've got a hot date!

Sylvia:
What, at 7 am?! What's the matter with you?

Female Driver:
You'd have a date too if you wore some makeup!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vaughn:
Good morning Big Ethel.

Big Ethel:
What's good about a morning with dildos in it?

Shopper:
Amen to that! My husband's on Viagra!

Big Ethel:
Oh you poor thing!

Shopper:
Every minute he wants it!

Marge:
He has no right to be that hard!

Shopper:
I'm Viagra-vated and I'm not going to take it anymore!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Big Ethel:
We're having a decency rally.

Resident:
You'd better start in your own back yard then. I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle with her cooter in the old folks' home!

Big Ethel:
That's not true! My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Officer Alvin:
I'm an adult baby, Sylvia. You want to be my Mommy?

Ray Ray:
Adult babies are into age regression. They intensely eroticize being infants, and, sometimes they like to be burped.

Officer Alvin:
I'm a big boy! And I'm beyond the law.

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Papa Bear:
We're husky, we're hairy, we're homosexual, and out of the second closet!

Mama Bear:
And we can cuddle all night!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Big Ethel:
Do you know how embarrassing this is for me? One nymphomaniac in the family is bad enough, but two?!

Vaughn:
It's a disease, Big Ethel.

Big Ethel:
Bein' a whore is a disease?!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dora:
Ever take a roofie?

Sylvia:
NO!

Dora:
Me neither. I'm afraid I'd stay home and date-rape myself all night long!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mitch:
Sam, you remember how things were when we were young?

Sam:
Yeah, it was great.

Mitch:
Yeah it was. I mean, I felt good about myself back then, y’know? If somebody messed with me, no problem. I didn’t take crap from anybody. Now I’m in my thirties, I can’t hold a job, I go with women I don’t even like. And worst of all, I take crap from absolutely everybody. Ah well, things could be worse, y’know, I uh… [louder] I coulda got my nose bit off by a Saigon whore!

Jimmy:
[Turning round to reveal his bitten-off nose] You… bastard!

Dirty Work  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bar patron:
Looks like there’s gonna be a brawl. Playing something good?

Jimmy:
Hell yeah! Rolling Stones, “Street Fighting Man,” G-7!

Patron:
You just hit G-8.

[Jukebox plays “Escape (The Piña Colada Song).”]

Dirty Work  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mitch:
Whoa, you got a dead hooker in the trunk!

Anton Phillips:
What? No! [Slams the trunk.] It can’t be!

Mitch:
Yes it was, it was a dead hooker!

Anton:
It wasn’t a dead hooker!

Mitch:
Hell, I know a dead hooker when I see one.

Anton:
What’s happening? Hey, folks, come on down…

[Sam opens another trunk remotely.]

Mitch:
Hey hey, here’s another dead hooker in this trunk!

Anton:
What?

[Sam opens another and another. Anton frantically tries to close them.]

Mitch:
Oh my goodness!

Anton:
What’re you doing?

Mitch:
I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!

Creepy Harry:
Lord knows I have.

Dirty Work  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sam:
' You thinking what I’m thinking?

Mitch:
No no no no. I have a plan.

Sam:
Oh.

Dirty Work  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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