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VADM Dean Winslow:
Here are some recent satellite photos of Petropovlosk, Vladivostok. That's where the Russians have got their diesel sub fleet. They're docked there. But each week, there are fewer. Cause they're sellin' 'em off like hotcakes, to countries like Iran, Iraq and Libya to name a few.

LCDR Tom Dodge:
With all due respect, sir, one American nuclear attack sub could defeat several diesels.

Winslow:
In a conventional battle, certainly, that's true. But one if you had one renegade diesel captain, decided to hit us- bam- suddenly, without cause or warning, like a terrorist intent on getting a nuclear warhead into one of our harbors. You think we could catch and kill a bogey like that in time?

Dodge:
Absolutely, sir.

Winslow:
Well, the Department of Defense and most of the Admiralty, they would agree with you. But me, personally? I'd like to know for sure. And that's why you're gonna clean the Stingray up and take her out, off the Atlantic coast, for a series of war games. One rebel diesel, against the U.S. nuclear Navy. Come on. [Shows Dodge a map] First, you're going to attempt to invade Charleston harbor. And if you're good enough to evade further pursuit, you'll attempt to sink shipping right here at the naval base in Norfolk. Simulated, of course. What do you think, Mr. Dodge?

Dodge:
I think I'm gonna get my ass kicked, sir.

Winslow:
Aw, don't gimme that! Damn it to hell, don't go by the book! Think like a pirate! I want a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I got the right man?

Dodge:
By a strange coincidence, you do, sir. However, the task I have been handed here is close to impossible. If I pull it off- that is, get both ports- I would like command of my own nuclear sub.

Winslow:
Setting terms, now?

Dodge:
No, sir. But without command, once this exercise is over, I'm headed for a desk job, which means I'm out of the Navy.

Winslow:
I can't make you any guarantees, Dodge. But this is what I'll do. I'll give you two live torpedoes, set a dummy in Norfolk harbor. If I see that baby go up, then we'll talk about your boat.

Dodge:
Thank you, sir.

– Down Periscope  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dodge:
Marty, I'm a little worried about your health. Not exactly a people person, are you? I'm afraid you're headed straight for an ulcer if you can't ease up a little bit.

Pascal:
I'm-I'm not happy with this boat, sir. Requesting permission for a transfer.

Dodge:
What?

Pascal:
Commander, this-this boat... it's a rustbucket! It's a shitbox! And this crew is the most incompetent bunch of retards and assholes in naval history! I mean, I know why you're here, but- I don't know why I was even considered for such an assignment-

Dodge:
'Scuse me, 'scuse me. Why am I here?

Pascal:
You know, your thing!

Dodge:
What "thing"?

Pascal:
The weenie tattoo.

Dodge:
[Laughs] Wow. Look, Pascal, I hate to disappoint you, but I may have had some other things going for me.

Pascal:
Yeah, yeah, yeah- I believe you, sir. Now, about my transfer. This post could seriously jeopardize my chances for advancement. I mean, I am this close to command, sir-

Dodge:
Forget it. You think you're the only one embarrassed to be here, you think this is the command I dreamed about? Well, we're all in this mess together, mister. And you and your career are in the hands of those very assholes! Including this one. That answer your question?

Pascal:
Yes, sir.

Dodge:
Dismissed.

– Down Periscope  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Pascoe inspects the galley]

LT Martin Pascal:
Oh, my God! There are cockroaches in the flour! Your cigar ash is in the spaghetti! Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966!

Seaman Buckman:
What's the matter, sir? It still tastes like cream of corn.

Pascal:
Except- it's deviled ham!

Buckman:
Now that would be a problem.

– Down Periscope  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[During the Stingray's homecoming]

Rear-Admiral Yancy Graham:
Sir, this entire exercise is invalid. Dodge left the containment area -

Vice-Admiral Dean Winslow:
- after you narrowed him down without proper authorization.

Graham:
He ignored a direct order!

Winslow:
Stow it, Yancy. He had higher orders... and you can forget about that third star. [Smiles and walks away]

– Down Periscope  Movie Quote

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Winslow:
Welcome back, Captain. You certainly pushed my order to the breaking point.

Dodge:
Thank you, sir. I mean, if that's a compliment.

Winslow:
However, under the circumstances, I will not be able to give you your own Los Angeles-class nuclear submarine.

Dodge:
Yes, sir.

Winslow:
Instead, you will be given a new Seawolf-class nuclear submarine and will attend its launching on Friday! And this time, you'll be given a proper crew, one commensurate with your tactical and leadership abilities.

Dodge:
Thank you, sir, but I'd have to decline.

Winslow:
Decline?

Dodge:
I would not be in line for such a promotion without the help of my present crew. I could not in good conscience accept another command without them.

Winslow:
Still setting terms, huh, Dodge?

Dodge:
Just respectfully requesting, sir.

Winslow:
Well, at least you got my son to face forward.

Dodge:
Your son? Stepanak, sir?

Winslow:
Yes. It's his mother's name. His salute still leaves something to be desired.

Dodge:
We'll work on that, sir.

Winslow:
You do that, Commander. [Salutes]

– Down Periscope  Movie Quote

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[After the credits; Vickie and Peter call each other on the telephone at the exact same moment. They proceed to speak entirely in unison throughout the scene]

Vickie Hiller and Peter MacManus:
I'm sorry, you'll have to hold. Peter / Vickie?! Do you want to marry me or not?! I'm not giving up my career! [Equal astonishment] I wouldn't ask you to! Then it's a deal? Deal!

– Down with Love  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Adolf Hitler:
Koller, do you know that Berlin is under artillery fire?

Karl Koller:
No.

Hitler:
Can't you hear the shelling?

Koller:
No, I'm in Wildpark Werder.

Hitler:
Berlin is chaotic. Apparently, the Russians have captured a railway bridge over the Oder.

Koller:
The enemy has no railway artillery near the Oder. (Looks at a notice) That's not long range artillery. The Flak and Zoobunkers say the shells are only 10 and 12 cm in caliber, meaning the Russians are closer. The Russians have positions near Marzahn.

Hitler:
That's only 12 kilometers from the city center! Are the Russians that close? They should hang the entire Luftwaffe leadership! (hangs up) This is unheard of, unheard of! The Russians are 12 kilometers from the city center. Nobody told me anything. I had to ask.

Hans Krebs:
Maybe it is long-range artillery after all. You mentioned that railway bridge over the Oder...

Hitler:
Nonsense!

– Downfall  Movie Quote

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Wilhelm Keitel:
I know I'm repeating myself, but the 9th Army must retreat! Otherwise it will be surrounded and wiped out! We must...

Adolf Hitler:
The 9th Army will not retreat! Tell Busse to fight where he stands!

Alfred Jodl:
My Führer, then the 9th Army is lost.

Hitler:
We'll push back the Soviet armies in the north and east with a ruthless, almighty attack.

Jodl:
Using which units?

Hitler:
Steiner will attack from the north and join 9th Army.

Hans Krebs:
The 9th Army is unable to move north. The enemy outnumbers us by ten to one!

Hitler:
Wenck! He'll support them with the 12th Army.

Jodl:
But my Führer, the 12th Army is moving west to the Elbe!

Hitler:
Then tell them to turn around!

Jodl:
Then the Western Front will be open!

Hitler:
Do you doubt my orders? It's final! I think I've been clear enough!

– Downfall  Movie Quote

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Wilhelm Keitel:
The Führer has lost all sense of reality.

Alfred Jodl:
He's moving divisions around that exist only on his map. Steiner's unit can hardly defend itself yet he wants Steiner to attack! It's madness!

Hermann Fegelein:
So why don't you tell him that?

Keitel:
He doesn't listen to reason.

Fegelein:
Something has to happen.

Keitel:
Are you crazy? He'll throw us out, like Rundstedt and Guderian.

Fegelein:
Yes, and?

Jodl:
We're soldiers. We took an oath!

Fegelein:
Does that prevent us from using our brains?

Wilhelm Burgdorf:
And that's coming from you? An opportunist? A ruthless careerist?

Fegelein:
Pardon?

– Downfall  Movie Quote

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Traudl Junge:
Is it German artillery that I hear?

Otto Günsche:
I'm afraid not.

Junge:
But hasn't Steiner's attack started?

Hermann Fegelein:
You have to go as fast as you can. Time is running out.

Junge:
But the Führer has the situation under control. Steiner will make all the difference. He says it will change military history.

Fegelein:
Everybody, the Führer, knows that's a fantasy. I even wonder if he believes it himself.

Junge:
Why would he be playing games?

Fegelein:
What does he have to lose?

Gerda Christian:
I don't believe a word of it.

– Downfall  Movie Quote

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Hans Krebs:
The enemy made a breakthrough. They took Zossen and are advancing towards Stahnsdorf. They're at the northern city border, between Frohnau and Pankow. In the east, they reached Lichtenberg, Mahlsdorf and Karlshorst.

Adolf Hitler:
With Steiner's attack, that will be all right.

Krebs:
My Führer... Steiner...

Alfred Jodl:
Steiner couldn't gather enough forces for the attack. Steiner's attack didn't proceed.

[Hitler pauses to take off his glasses]

Hitler:
The following stay in the room: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf. (The four named generals, along with Goebbels and Bormann, remain in the room as the others leave. The door closes behind them) That was an order! Steiner's attack was an order! Who are you to dare disobey my order? (Hitler's ranting is clearly audible outside the room) So this is what it's come to: the military lied to me. Everybody lied to me, even the SS! The entire general command is nothing more than a bunch of vile, faithless cowards!

Wilhelm Burgdorf:
My Führer, I can't accept that the soldiers who bled for you—

Hitler:
They're cowards! Traitors! Failures!

Burgdorf:
My Führer, what you're saying is outrageous!

Hitler:
The general command are the pests of the German people! (flings a pencil onto the table) Not a shred of honor! You call yourselves generals because you spent years at a military academy, only to learn how to hold a knife and fork! For years the entire military has hindered my campaigns. It has only put every kind of resistance in my way. I would have done well years ago to liquidate all the senior officers like Stalin! I never went to the academy. And yet I alone — all on my own — conquered all of Europe. Traitors! From the very beginning I've been only betrayed and deceived. Such enormous betrayal of the German people! But all these traitors will pay. They will pay with their own blood! They will drown in their own blood!

Traudl Junge:
(To Gerda, outside the room) Gerda, please calm yourself.

Hitler:
My orders were spoken into the wind. It is impossible to lead under these circumstances. It's over. The war is lost. But gentlemen, if you think that I'll leave Berlin for this, you're greatly mistaken. I'd rather shoot a bullet through my head. Do what you will.

– Downfall  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Otto Günsche:
We cannot find Gruppenführer Fegelein. He is not in the bunker.

Adolf Hitler:
What's that supposed mean, you can't find Fegelein? Then look for him! I want to see Fegelein at once! If he left without orders, it's desertion! Treason! Bring me Fegelein! (pounding the table) Fegelein, Fegelein, Fegelein!

– Downfall  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Adolf Hitler:
Frau Junge, Frau Christian. Get changed. In one hour, a plane will take you south. Everything is lost. Completely lost.

Eva Braun:
You know I'll stay with you. You can't send me away.

Traudl Junge:
I'm staying too, my Führer.

– Downfall  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Felix Leiter:
Where did you get that suit?

James Bond:
My tailor, in Savile Row.

Felix Leiter:
Mine's from Washington. Felix Leiter, Central Intelligence Agency.

– Dr. No  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

James Bond:
Moneypenny! What gives?

Miss Moneypenny:
Me, given an ounce of encouragement. You've never taken me to dinner looking like this. You've never taken me to dinner ...

James Bond:
I would, you know. Only M would have me court-martialed for... illegal use of government equipment.

Miss Moneypenny:
Flattery will get you nowhere — but don't stop trying.

– Dr. No  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Bond outruns a hearse full of henchmen through a construction site on a hill, causing the hearse to careen off the road and explode]

Construction worker:
How did it happen?

James Bond:
I think they were on their way to a funeral.

– Dr. No  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After singing "Underneath the Mango Tree"]

Honey Rider:
Who is that?

James Bond:
It's all right. I'm not supposed to be here either. I take it you're not. Are you alone?

Honey Rider:
What are you doing here? Looking for shells?

James Bond:
No. I'm just looking.

Honey Rider:
Stay where you are.

James Bond:
I promise I won't steal your shells.

Honey Rider:
I promise you won't either. [draws her knife] Stay where you are!

James Bond:
I can assure you, my intentions are strictly honorable.

[Honey Rider sheathes her knife]

– Dr. No  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Professor Dent arrives at a cottage room]

James Bond:
Drop it, professor, hands behind you!

[Professor Dent drops his gun]

James Bond:
That's funny, I thought you'd turn up sooner or later. Sit down.

Professor Dent:
The girl talked?

James Bond:
But of course. I was suspicious|at the Queen's Club anyhow when it turned out you were the only one who'd seen Strangways' new secretary.

[while Bond is talking, Dent pulls the blanket he dropped his gun on towards him with his foot]

James Bond:
And then later, at the lab, you made no reference to the fact that Strangways' samples were radioactive.

Professor Dent:
Very clever, Mr Bond. But you're up against more than you know. You shoot me and you'll end up like Strangways.

James Bond:
Then you killed him?

Professor Dent:
He was killed, but never mind how.

James Bond:
Who are you working for, Professor?

Professor Dent:
You might as well know as you won't live to use the information. I'm working for...

[Professor Dent draws his gun, only to find that it is empty]

James Bond:
It's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six.

[Bond shoots Dent, killing him]

– Dr. No  Movie Quote

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[A current affairs program opens the movie]

Interviewer:
In 1974, President Richard M. Nixon was forced to resign in shame following the 'Watergate' Scandal. One of the great mysteries of this event was the identity of 'Deep Throat', the person who broke the story to Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. Well tonight, we're going to find out. Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein, good evening.

Bob Woodward:
Good evening.

Carl Bernstein:
Good evening.

Interviewer:
Let's get straight to it - who is... 'Deep Throat'?

Bob Woodward:
Well, first of all, we're not telling you. And second of all, I thought I was going to be the only guest on tonight's show?

Carl Bernstein:
[Bitchy] Well I guess you're not, Bob.

Interviewer:
You know, you guys are getting pretty old now...

Carl Bernstein:
Well, what do you mean by that?!

Interviewer:
Well, I was just wondering if you were ever going to reveal who Deep Throat is ever, before you die.

Bob Woodward:
Well, a lot bigger names than you have asked us that, so I don't think we're going to reveal it here.

Carl Bernstein:
No, not on a little show like this.

Interviewer:
[Exasperated] You know what I think? I mean, I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I don't think there ever was any such person as 'Deep Throat'. I think y'all just made it up.

Carl Bernstein:
Yes there was! Deep Throat was -

Bob Woodward:
Don't say it!! He's trying to trick us!

[Bernstein covers his mouth and moans]

Carl Bernstein:
[Putting a hand on Woodward's shoulder] I'm sorry...

Bob Woodward:
[Slapping the hand away] Don't ever touch me.

Carl Bernstein:
Bob, I said I'm sorry!

[They begin to have a childish physical fight]

Bob Woodward:
Don't... will you... you smell like cabbage!

[They fall over the table; the clip cuts out and the movie opens]

– Dick  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Arlene and Betsy accidentally meet G. Gordon Liddy again in the White House]

G. Gordon Liddy:
Young lady, I am a very busy man...

Betsy:
Hey, you look familiar. Have I seen you before?

[Liddy recognises them; his eyes widen]

Betsy:
Are you that guy that sells corn dogs at the mall?

G. Gordon Liddy:
As far as you are concerned, young lady, I have no identity. In fact, [sinister] I'm not even here...

[He hurries off]

Betsy:
He's way weirder than corndog guy.

– Dick  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[When Nixon offers the girls the post of 'White House Dog Walkers]

John Ehrlichman:
What's going on? Who are these girls?

Henry Kissinger:
I dunno. But it doesn't look constitutional to me.

– Dick  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[To Arlene and Betsy]

Rose Mary Woods:
The President is a very busy man. He doesn't just see anyone, you know.

President Nixon:
[Exiting the Oval Office, seeing the girls] Ah, hello girls! Come on in.

Rose Mary Woods:
The President will see you now.

– Dick  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Betsy Jobs:
Are you, like, the President's Dog Walker?

John Dean:
I'm John Dean. Chief White House Counsel.

Betsy Jobs:
Oh, That's too bad.

– Dick  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Wheelhouse of drawbridge. Big Boy has forced Lips Manlis into a steel box and is pouring wet concrete into it]

Big Boy Caprice:
Oh look Lips, you dirtied your pretty tuxedo. Looks like you need a bath!

Lips Manlis:
The "Bath"?! Not "the bath", Big Boy, not "the bath"!

Big Boy Caprice:
It was great working for you but now it is time to retire.

Lips Manlis:
Ain't we pals, Big Boy? Ain't we pals?

Big Boy Caprice:
There are no pals in this business, Lips, you taught me that! I hate to do this, and I'm gonna miss you, but all is fair in love and business - Benjamin Franklin.

[Big Boy's hoods seal box and open trap door]

Lips Manlis:
NO!

[They drop the crate into the water below]

Big Boy Caprice:
All right, put the word out! Lips' territory is my territory now. Anyone who was working for him, is working for me. Everything he owns, I own!

– Dick Tracy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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