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Scorpio:
[singing] Row, row, row your boat/gently down the stream/merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ...

Bus Kid:
Where are we going?

Scorpio:
What? What did you say?

Bus Kid:
Where are we going?

Scorpio:
We're going to the ice-cream factory and see how ice-cream's made. Now anybody who doesn't wanna go can get off right here.

Bus Kid:
I wanna go home to my mommy.

Scorpio:
[slaps the kid] Stupid kid! Come on sing everyone! Sing or I'll go home and kill all your mommies, sing, sing!

Dirty Harry  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[The Scorpio Killer holds an innocent kid hostage at the edge of a cliff]

Scorpio:
Drop the gun, creep!

[Callahan approaches Scorpio as the latter laughs manically]

Scorpio:
I'll blow his brains out! [continues laughing manically]

[Callahan approaches Scorpio, .44 Magnum in hand]

Scorpio:
Drop the fucking gun!

[Callahan pretends to drop his gun, only to fire it at Scorpio, who lets the kid go. Callahan then approaches the wounded Scorpio and points the gun at Scorpio, who is about to retrieve his]

Callahan:
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and it will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?

[Scorpio attempts to stand and grab his gun]

Callahan:
Well, do ya, punk?

[Scorpio laughs maniacally and retrieves his gun in an attempt to shoot Callahan, only to be shot in the head and get killed]

Dirty Harry  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Freddy Benson:
[omitted from the profit distribution] Excuse me. What about me? What do I get?

Lawrence Jamieson:
You are the student. You get knowledge.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Freddy Benson:
[Sitting at the dinner table] Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?

Lawrence Jamieson:
Of course you may.

Freddy Benson:
[after a long pause, and with relief] Thank you.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Freddy Benson:
[telling a phony story to sucker Janet into giving him money] I was engaged to a girl back in the States. And we loved to dance... we wanted to be professionals, isn't that silly? And we got an opportunity to compete on television, on Dance USA. So we agreed that if we won, we'd get married. So we went on, and we danced, and we won!

Janet Colgate:
That's great!

Freddy Benson:
And in the excitement, we got separated. So I went back to the studio, and there they were. Naked, dancing... and then they stopped, and they made love right there on the dance floor!

Janet Colgate:
[gasps] Who was she with?

Freddy Benson:
Deney Terrio, the host of Dance USA.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Freddy Benson:
I didn't steal any money! She just saw me with another woman! You're French, you understand that!

Inspector Andre:
To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Freddy Benson:
I know somebody here! I met him on a train! His name... is... his name is... James. No. His name is... James Josephson. Lor. No, no, no. James Lawrence. LAWRENCE... Lawrence. Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Feings. Forest Lorenston. Low. Lars. LARS. Lawrence. Lawrence. Luch. Lawrence. Tuh. His name is James Jesenthon. Lawrence Fell. Lawrence Jesterton. LAWRENCE JESTERTON.

Inspector Andre:
...Lawrence Jamieson?

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sylvia:
You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time!

Caprice:
I was promoting the art of dance!

Sylvia:
With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving?!

Caprice:
I was not DRUNK! I was on PILLS!

Sylvia:
Something is the matter with you, Caprice!

Caprice:
You are SUCH a neuter, mother! And neuters will never understand!

Sylvia:
Something is the matter with your vagina!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Betty:
Don't you find it funny that every man in this neighborhood has a penis? [giggles]

Vaughn:
Well, not really, Betty.

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Driver:
Hurry up! I've got a hot date!

Sylvia:
What, at 7 am?! What's the matter with you?

Female Driver:
You'd have a date too if you wore some makeup!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vaughn:
Good morning Big Ethel.

Big Ethel:
What's good about a morning with dildos in it?

Shopper:
Amen to that! My husband's on Viagra!

Big Ethel:
Oh you poor thing!

Shopper:
Every minute he wants it!

Marge:
He has no right to be that hard!

Shopper:
I'm Viagra-vated and I'm not going to take it anymore!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Big Ethel:
We're having a decency rally.

Resident:
You'd better start in your own back yard then. I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle with her cooter in the old folks' home!

Big Ethel:
That's not true! My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Officer Alvin:
I'm an adult baby, Sylvia. You want to be my Mommy?

Ray Ray:
Adult babies are into age regression. They intensely eroticize being infants, and, sometimes they like to be burped.

Officer Alvin:
I'm a big boy! And I'm beyond the law.

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Papa Bear:
We're husky, we're hairy, we're homosexual, and out of the second closet!

Mama Bear:
And we can cuddle all night!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Big Ethel:
Do you know how embarrassing this is for me? One nymphomaniac in the family is bad enough, but two?!

Vaughn:
It's a disease, Big Ethel.

Big Ethel:
Bein' a whore is a disease?!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dora:
Ever take a roofie?

Sylvia:
NO!

Dora:
Me neither. I'm afraid I'd stay home and date-rape myself all night long!

A Dirty Shame  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mitch:
Sam, you remember how things were when we were young?

Sam:
Yeah, it was great.

Mitch:
Yeah it was. I mean, I felt good about myself back then, y’know? If somebody messed with me, no problem. I didn’t take crap from anybody. Now I’m in my thirties, I can’t hold a job, I go with women I don’t even like. And worst of all, I take crap from absolutely everybody. Ah well, things could be worse, y’know, I uh… [louder] I coulda got my nose bit off by a Saigon whore!

Jimmy:
[Turning round to reveal his bitten-off nose] You… bastard!

Dirty Work  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bar patron:
Looks like there’s gonna be a brawl. Playing something good?

Jimmy:
Hell yeah! Rolling Stones, “Street Fighting Man,” G-7!

Patron:
You just hit G-8.

[Jukebox plays “Escape (The Piña Colada Song).”]

Dirty Work  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mitch:
Whoa, you got a dead hooker in the trunk!

Anton Phillips:
What? No! [Slams the trunk.] It can’t be!

Mitch:
Yes it was, it was a dead hooker!

Anton:
It wasn’t a dead hooker!

Mitch:
Hell, I know a dead hooker when I see one.

Anton:
What’s happening? Hey, folks, come on down…

[Sam opens another trunk remotely.]

Mitch:
Hey hey, here’s another dead hooker in this trunk!

Anton:
What?

[Sam opens another and another. Anton frantically tries to close them.]

Mitch:
Oh my goodness!

Anton:
What’re you doing?

Mitch:
I’ve never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!

Creepy Harry:
Lord knows I have.

Dirty Work  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sam:
' You thinking what I’m thinking?

Mitch:
No no no no. I have a plan.

Sam:
Oh.

Dirty Work  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mitch:
I tell you what. I’ll give you a dollar each if you go into this building here and run around yelling and sceaming.

Homeless guy (Fred Wolf); Ah y’know, that’s very nice, but I think what you probably need are like some psycho, out-of-control homeless guys.

Other homeless guy (Jim Downey):
Yeah, we’re more the broken, spiritless, “I’ve lost the will to live” type homeless guys.

Mitch:
How ’bout for two dollars?

[Cut to the homeless guys running amok in the building.]

Dirty Work  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mitch:
I mean we’ve always been like brothers. Now it’s just official. I mean it’s kinda cool.

Sam:
Yeah, I guess it is cool. But it does change things.

Mitch:
How’s that?

Sam:
Well, like remember the second grade, when we used those rusty soda can tops to become blood brothers? Well, it was really a bunch of trouble for nothing, because we were already brothers.

Mitch:
Yeah that’s right. Hey, hey! Hey, remember in fifth grade, when I was under the monkey bars and I sneaked a peek at your sister’s underwear? You remember that? Hey, no no: I was sneaking a peek at my own sister’s underwear!

Sam:
[Laughing.] That’s right. Oh yeah, and remember in the twelfth grade, you had sex with her?

[Both immediately stop laughing.]

Mitch:
Okay, enough reminiscing.

Dirty Work  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kathy:
I can’t believe I’m doing this. I don’t even know why I’m here.

Mitch:
Hey, why are you here? Oh wait, I remember: Intense physical attraction to me.

Dirty Work  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mitch:
Hey, what’s up, fruity?

Travis Cole:
How did you… It doesn’t matter; you’ll be gone in a minute.

Mitch:
Aha! You didn’t count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?

Prostitute (Uni Park):
[Growls at him.]

Travis:
All right, what do you want?

Mitch:
Ah, just relax. Let’s watch your dirty opera, huh?

Dirty Work  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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