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[The Spanish Princess hysterically sobs and begs Henry to stop the wedding]

Henry:
Madame, madame, madame. I know exactly how you feel. [gives her a kiss on the cheek and gestures her to leave the altar]

[The Spanish Princess excitedly runs to her lover and kisses him. Marguerite and Rodmilla happily hug each other. The Spanish King and Queen argue over who is to blame for the aborted wedding]

King Francis:
[to Queen Marie] And I thought I had problems.

[Both he and Queen Marie look on and laugh at the Spanish King and Queen arguing]

Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Henry and Danielle meet outside Pierre Le Pieu's castle]

Henry:
Hello.

Danielle:
Hello. [pause] What are you doing here?

Henry:
[sheepishly] I, uh... I came to rescue you.

Danielle:
Rescue me? A commoner? [starts to walk away]

Henry:
[going after her] Actually, I came to beg your forgiveness. I offered you the world and at the first test of honor, I betrayed your trust. Please, Danielle.

Danielle:
[stops, turns around] Say it again.

Henry:
I'm sorry.

Danielle:
No. [smiles] The part where you said my name.

Henry:
[smiling] Danielle.

Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Rodmilla, Marguerite and Jacqueline walk in the throne room curtsying all of the nobles and finally bow to King Francis, Queen Marie and Prince Henry]

King Francis:
Baroness, did you or did you not lie to Her Majesty, the Queen of France?

[Rodmilla and Marguerite stand up with shocked expressions on their faces]

Queen Marie:
Choose your words wisely, madame. For they may be your last.

Rodmilla:
A woman would practically do anything for the love of a daughter, Your Majesties. [pause] Perhaps I did get a little carried away.

Marguerite:
Mother, What have you done?! Your Majesty, like you, I am just a victim here. [Jacqueline rolls her eyes] She has lied to us both and I am ashamed to call her family.

Rodmilla:
[pushes her] How dare you turn on me, you little ingrate!

Marguerite:
You see? You see what I have to put up with?!

King Francis:
Silence, both of you! Good Lord! [to Jacqueline] Are they always like this?

Jacqueline:
Worse, Your Majesty.

Rodmilla:
Jacqueline, darling, I'd hate to think you that had anything to do with this.

Jacqueline:
[sarcastically] Of course not, Mother. I'm only here for the food.

Queen Marie:
Baroness de Ghent, you are forthwith stripped of your title and you and your horrible daughter are to be shipped to the Americas on the first available boat. Unless by some miracle, someone here will speak for you?

[Rodmilla begins looking desperately at the other nobles; they look back coldly]

Rodmilla:
[nervously] There seem to be quite a few people out of town.

Danielle:
I will speak for her. [All the courtiers kneel (including a stunned Marguerite). Rodmilla turns around and sees Danielle walk up to her dressed like a princess] She is after all, my stepmother.

Rodmilla:
[kneels] Your Highness.

Henry:
Marguerite, I don't believe you've met... my wife.

Danielle:
[to Rodmilla, smiling] I want you to know that I will forget you after this moment and never think of you again. But you, I am quite certain will think about me every single day for the rest of your life.

Rodmilla:
And how long might that be?

Danielle:
[looks up] All I ask, Your Majesties... is that you show her the same courtesy that she has bestowed upon me.

[Cut to the royal laundry room, where Marguerite and Rodmilla are now working as servants]

Laundry Room Supervisor:
[to Marguerite and Rodmilla] After you wash the table cloths, you can start on the napkins and move those over there.

Rodmilla:
Marguerite.

Marguerite:
What?

Rodmilla:
You heard the woman.

Marguerite:
So did you.

Rodmilla:
Yes, but I'm management.

Marguerite:
[frustrated] Like Hell you are! You're just the same as me, a big NOBODY!!!

Rodmilla:
[enraged] How dare you speak to me that way! I am of noble blood!

Laundry Room Supervisor:
[irritated] And you are getting on my nerves. [smacks Marguerite and Rodmilla with a huge bag of table cloths, knocking the two into a vat of purple lye water. The other servants laugh at them] Ha-ha! Now get to work. [walks away]

[Marguerite bursts out crying, while Rodmilla flaps her arms around in anger]

Ever After  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jonah:
No one's gonna do anything. They have, like, a million chaperones.

Ned:
I don't want you dancing with college kids. Period.

Jonah:
Well, what are they gonna do, rape me?

Ned:
Can we not talk about this right now?

Jonah:
I'm not interested with being with someone who's older, I-- I just wanna dance with other people who are gay.

Ned:
I think I'd rather talk about the smell of pee.

Jonah:
Huh.

Every Day  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Bernardo:
Here I'm studying premature ejaculation in a hippopotamus.

Victor Shakapopulis:
How often does that problem come up with a hippo?

Dr. Bernardo:
Here I'm forcing a man to have intercourse with a large rye bread. They're getting on famously! Here I'm going to take the brain of a lesbian and put it into the body of a man who works for the telephone company.

Victor Shakapopulis:
But why? What good will this do anybody?

Dr. Bernardo:
It'll show those fools who called me mad!

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex*  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

The Girl:
For me, Norman Mailer has exactly that same sort of relevance - that affirmative, negative duality that only Proust or Flaubert could achieve.

The Operator:
I don't know if we're gonna make it or not, doesn't look too good.

The Girl:
I'm a graduate of New York University.

The Operator:
We're gonna make it.

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex*  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ash:
So, what do you think, kid?

Linda:
I love it, Ash. [about to kiss] I feel funny about being here. What if the people who own this place come home?

Ash:
They're not going to come back. Even if they do, we'll tell them the car broke down or something.

Linda:
Yeah, with your car they'd believe it.

Ash:
Hey...what do you say we have some champagne, eh baby?

Linda:
[chuckles] Sure.

Ash:
After all, I'm a man, and you're a woman...at least, last time I checked.

Evil Dead II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Annie:
Excuse me. Excuse me. Is this the road to the Knowby cabin?

Jake:
That's right, but you ain't going there.

Annie:
And why not? [sees that the bridge is gone] There must be another way. There's gotta be a road or something.

Bobby Joe:
Sure ain't no road. Why the hell would you want to go up there for anyway? Huh?

Annie:
None of your business.

Evil Dead II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ash:
[talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...

[Bad Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]

Bad Ash:
I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

Evil Dead II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Henrietta:
(her severed head wobbling on the floor) Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-- [Ash steps on Henrietta's head]

Ash:
[aims shotgun at her face] Swallow this. [shoots Henrietta's head]

Evil Dead II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Linda:
Even now we have your darling Linda's soul. She suffers in torment!

Ash:
You're going DOWN!

Evil Dead II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Possessed Linda:
[crying as normal Linda with her head in the vice] Please Ash, please don't hurt me. You swore - you swore we'd always be together. I love you.

Ash:
[In anguish] Noooooo!

Possessed Linda:
[as Deadite] Yes! Your love was a lie, and now she burns in hell!

Evil Dead II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bobby Joe:
[pointing to a room whose door opened by itself] It's in there...

Ash:
We'll all go in together.

Jake:
Hell no! You're the curious one!

Evil Dead II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bobby Joe:
Honey...you're holding my hand too tight.

Jake:
(looks at her) Baby, I ain't holdin' your hand.

Evil Dead II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jake:
(looking out a cabin window) We gotta go out there and find her.

Ash:
(looks up from the missing Necronomicon pages) If she's out in those woods, you can forget about it. turns back to the pages, visibly shaken

Annie:
What's wrong?

Ash:
Felt like someone just walked over my grave. [points at one of the pages] What's that picture? What is that?

Annie:
In 1300 AD they called this man the... Hero from the Sky. He was prophesied to have destroyed the Evil.

Ash:
Didn't do a very good job... Can you find it?

Annie:
Here it is, two passages. Recitation of this first passage will make this dark spirit manifest itself in the flesh.

Ash:
Why the hell would we want to do that?

Evil Dead II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Ira and Harry see a unique organism.]

Ira Kane:
Hey, cool. Snag one.

Harry Block:
Snag one?

Kane:
Yeah, snag one and put it in the bucket.

Block:
I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. You snag it.

Evolution  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[An alien fly is inside Harry Block and the surgeons debate on how to remove it]

Dr. Allison Reed:
What are you gonna do?

Dr. Paulson:
We might have to amputate.

Harry Block:
Whoa, Doc! Don't take my leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg.

Ira Kane:
Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.

Nurse Tate:
Doctor, look!

Paulson:
It's headed for his testicles.

Block:
Take it! Take it! Take the leg!

Paulson:
Look, it's going the other way. Maybe we can catch it in his colon.

Tate:
How are you going in?

Paulson:
Rectally.

Harry:
[squealing] No-o-o-o-o!

Tate:
I'll get the lubricant.

Paulson:
There's no time for lubricant.

Harry:
There's always time for lubricant!!

Evolution  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Wayne tries to get the alien's attention by saying "caw-caw" and "tookie tookie" repeatedly]

Harry Block:
Wayne! I think we've established that "Ca-caw, ca-caw" and "Tookie, tookie" don't work.

Wayne Grey:
Right. Sorry. [starts singing into the mike] You are so beautiful to me.

Ira Kane:
Step back, Harry, I'm gonna shoot him.

Block:
Uh-uh, stand down. I'm taking this one out myself.

Grey:
You are so beautiful to me.

Block:
Wayne, would you please stop? You're embarrassing me.

Evolution  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Allison Reed:
There's something I've been wanting to tell you, but I don't know exactly how.

Ira Kane:
Well, we're all adults here, and we're all about to die a very horrible death anyway, so?

Reed:
I would've rocked your world.

Kane:
You already have.

Evolution  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nathan:
Caleb, I'm just going to throw this out there so it's said, okay? You're freaked out. You're freaked out by meeting me, having this conversation in this room at this moment, right? But, can we just get past that, the whole employer-employee thing?

Caleb:
It's good to meet you, Nathan.

Nathan:
It's good to meet you too, Caleb.

Ex Machina  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Uther:
Where have you been?

Merlin:
I have walked my way since the beginning of time. Sometimes I give, sometimes I take - it is mine to know which and when.

Uther:
You must help me, Merlin!

Merlin:
Must I?

Uther:
I am your king!

Merlin:
So you need me again, now that my truce is wrecked. Years to build and moments to ruin, and all for lust!

Uther:
For Igrayne! One night with her. You don't understand, you're not a man. Use the magic. Do it!

Merlin:
[considering] Igrayne... You will swear, by your true Kingship, to grant me what I wish. Then you shall have it.

Uther:
[kneeling] By Excalibur, I swear it!

Merlin:
What issues from your lust, shall be mine. Swear it again!

Uther:
I SWEAR IT!

Excalibur  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Merlin:
Shall I tell you what's out there?

Arthur:
Yes, please.

Merlin:
The dragon. A beast of such power that if you were to see it whole and complete in a single glance, it would burn you to cinders.

Arthur:
Where is it?

Merlin:
It is everywhere. It is everything. Its scales glisten in the bark of trees. Its roar is heard in the wind. And its forked tongue strikes like... [lightning strikes] Whoa! — like lightning! — yes, that's it.

Excalibur  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Arthur:
[holding Sir Uryens at swordpoint, during the siege of Leondegrance's castle] Swear faith to me, and you shall have mercy! I need battle lords such as you.

Uryens:
[sarcastically] A noble knight, swear faith to a squire?

Lot:
Never! Never!

Arthur:
You're right. I'm not yet a knight. You, Uryens, will knight me. Then, as knight to knight, I can offer you mercy. [hands the sword Excalibur to a shocked Uryens, kneeling before him]

Merlin:
[astonished] What's this? What's this?

Lot:
Keep it, Uryens!

Uryens:
[after struggling with his thoughts for several seconds] ...in the name of God, Saint Michael, and Saint George...I give you the right to bear arms, and the power to mete justice.

Arthur:
That duty, I will solemnly obey...as knight...and king.

Merlin:
[still astonished] I never saw this!

Uryens:
Rise, King Arthur. [kneeling, as do all the other knights] I am your humble knight...and I swear allegiance to the courage in your veins. So strong it is, its' source must be Uther Pendragon. I doubt you no more. [kisses Arthur's hands]

Excalibur  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Perceval:
You and the land are one. Drink. [holds the Holy Grail to King Arthur's lips]

Arthur:
[listlessly] I am wasting away. I cannot die...and I cannot live.

Perceval:
Drink from the chalice. You will be reborn, and the land with you.

[Arthur sips from the Grail]

Arthur:
[becoming quickly revived] Perceval. I didn't know how empty was my soul...until it was filled.

Excalibur  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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