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Scud:
Just promise me you'll be open.

Lucy:
Open to what?

Scud:
Open to love.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

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Lucy:
[on an awkward blind date] So, you're an assassin.

Ninotchka:
Da.

Lucy:
How's that work?

Ninotchka:
It's mostly freelance.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

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Lucy:
[clutching stomach] I just, I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.

Ninotchka:
Are you blowing me?

Lucy:
What?

Ninotchka:
Off. Are you blowing me off?

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Amy:
'[looking at Lucy through binoculars] Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...

Max:
What?

Amy:
Real.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

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Lucy:
[after Amy refuses to go out with her] Why not?

Amy:
[still with her weapon trained on Lucy] Like a zillion reasons!

[Lucy kicks the weapon pointed at her away, then snatches it away, and points it at Amy]

Lucy:
Well now you have to come with me. [giggles]

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Janet:
I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.

Amy:
Really? Where did you get it?

Janet:
Target.

Amy:
No way.

Dominique:
Silence!

Janet:
[whispering] They also have it in teal.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

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Lucy:
[talking about a girl she met, Amy] Okay, first of all, you are gonna have to swear to me that you are not gonna freak out about this.

Scud:
Freak out about what? Why would I freak out?

Lucy:
Well, you know, sometimes you can--

Scud:
[freaking out] Oh, my God, who is it?

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Janet:
[watching Amy and Lucy flirt] Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend appears to be hitting on my friend.

Scud:
You're not wrong.

Janet:
Yeah, but my friend... not into that.

Scud:
[under breath] Right.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Janet:
[catching Amy and Lucy in a near kiss] Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!

Lucy:
[ scoffs rolling her eyes at Janet] Uhg!

Scud:
[smug] You owe me fifty bucks.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Amy:
Nothing happened.

Janet:
She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!

Amy:
I am not!

Janet:
You violated a prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a girl. You're so busted!

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Janet:
They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!

Amy:
Shut up!

Janet:
[lowers voice] A gay slut!

Amy:
I'm not gay!

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Max:
[to Amy] I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.

Janet:
[under her breath] Perfect whore!

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Max:
I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.

Janet:
[incredulous] You too?

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

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Lucy:
Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?

Amy:
Everything.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

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Lucy:
I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.

Amy:
[laughs]

Lucy:
[chuckling confusedly] What?

Amy:
Pirates are criminals.

Lucy:
Oh. Whoops.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Amy fails to unhook Lucy's bra properly during their make-out session]

Lucy:
Did you just snap my bra?

Amy:
No.

Lucy:
Yeah, you did. That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.

Amy:
I was trying to be smooth.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mrs. Petrie:
Annie--

Madeline:
Amy.

Mrs. Petrie:
Amy, I think you identify with Lucy Diamond. I think she sees your pathos. You've got some dangerous Jungian symbiosis going on. What's that movie with Jodie, and the little dog falls in the well, with the lotion?

Madeline:
"Silence of the Lambs".

Mrs. Petrie:
You're the lamb, Amy.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mrs. Petrie:
Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man-hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."

Amy:
I was doing research.

Mrs. Petrie:
I'll bet.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Amy:
Do you remember what I said to you the first time we met?

Max:
"High-protein diets are overrated".

Amy:
After that.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lucy:
Australia's toast.

Scud:
Uh-huh, what's your beef with the Australians?

Lucy:
I don't like their attitude!

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Scud:
So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted--

Janet:
Yes.

Scud:
I didn't ask you anything yet.

Janet:
Whatever it is, yes.

Scud:
Awesome.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Scud:
All right, then. We're going in.

Lucy:
What?

Scud:
We gots to get her back.

D.E.B.S.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jenny Lerner:
We know everything.

Alan Rittenhouse:
Nobody knows everything.

Jenny Lerner:
Well, we know about the secret phone lines, and the whispered calls to the president, and about a secretary of the Treasury who's kept his entire department in the dark about what he's really doing, about a cover story about his resignation that just fell through. I mean, sir, you want me to go on?

Alan Rittenhouse:
And you're just gonna break it?

Jenny Lerner:
Well, that's what we do for a living.

Alan Rittenhouse:
Well, congratulations, you now have the biggest story in history. Good luck to you. Personally, I think it's a mistake to run the story, but hey, what the hell? Why not? What difference does anything make anymore? Look, I know you're just a reporter, but you used to be a person, right? I wanted to be with my family. Can you understand that?

Deep Impact  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

President Tom Beck:
Give us two days, Miss Lerner, you'll get second row centre, at the White House press conference. Now, from what I know of your career, that's a promotion.

Jenny Lerner:
I want exclusivity.

President Tom Beck:
Now listen, young lady. This is a presidental favour. I'm letting you go because I don't want another headache. And I'm trusting you because I know what this can do for your career. Now, it might seem that we have each other over the same barrel, but it just seems that way.

Jenny Lerner:
I want...

President Tom Beck:
You want?

Jenny Lerner:
May I... May I have the first question?

President Tom Beck:
I'll see you Tuesday, Miss Lerner.

Deep Impact  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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