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Barnhardt:
It isn't faith that makes good science, Mr. Klaatu, it's curiosity. Sit down, please. There are several thousand questions I'd like to ask you. The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951 film) Edmund H. North

The Day the Earth Stood Still  Movie Quote

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Jenny:
So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you meet?

French rich guy:
No, please. It is not like that. I also sleep with men.

EuroTrip  Movie Quote

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Cooper:
Dude, Mieke's hideous! Run!

Scott:
Stop.

EuroTrip  Movie Quote

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Scott:
Cooper, the hat! The hat! The hat is on fire!

Cooper:
"We don't need no water let the motha... "

Scott:
I'm not kidding! Look!

Cooper:
Oh, holy shit!

EuroTrip  Movie Quote

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Cooper:
(putting on the pope hat) Hey, check this out! I'm the pope!

Scott:
Cooper... take off the pope hat.

Cooper:
Oh, no. It's OK. I'm catholic.

Scott:
Take it off, Goddammit!

Cooper:
Oh, you took the Lord's name in vain! Only I can forgive you now, my son.

EuroTrip  Movie Quote

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(Scott and cooper after entering the 'FEISTY GOAT' Bar in London)

Scott:
Hi, What do you wanna........ [pause] Soccer Hooligans

Cooper:
Hey... This isn't where i parked my car.

Mad Maynard:
Oye, Who the bloody hell are you? This is private members bar exclusively for the supporters of the greatest football team in the world...... Manchester United. Now please enlighten me... Who the fuck are you?

Cooper:
That is a good question and... Scotty?

Scott:
We're the Manchester United Fan Club... from Ohio

Mad Maynard:
If you are the Manchester United Supporters then sing the Manchester United song.

Scott:
Excuse me, I'm sorry I'm not much of a singer

Mad Maynard:
OI... SING

Scott:
My baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again, to find me watching [pause] The Manchester United Football team! the best freakin' team in all the land woohoo!"

Mad Maynard:
Pretty good… pretty damn good lads, right!

EuroTrip  Movie Quote

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Evan:
Do we have anything unleavened?

Joan:
Yeah, we do. It's in the back, next to the frankincense and myrrh. We have a fancy name for it in this century. It's called pita.

Evan:
Got it.

Joan:
Evan, what is happening to you?(Evan is about to take a bite from the bread but Joan takes it from him)

Joan:
Don't! No! Just put it down! Look at you! The hair? Are you on something? Is it a mega-growth hormon? What?(Evan remains silent)

Joan:
Evan, talk to me(Evan takes a deep breath)

Evan:
I'm building an ark.

Joan:
What does that mean?

Evan:
God appeared to me and told me to build an ark.He said it was going to be a flood and that I should be prepared.Whenever I shave, my beard grows right back out. My hair grows longer every day. This robe...(Joan now close to tears, looks worryingly at Evan in his robe)

Evan:
God sent me the robe. He thought it would be funny.I actually think it's really comfortable, that's why I'm wearing it.

Joan:
(slowly, trying to hide her worry) The beard, the robe. You're Noah?

Evan:
(slightly nodding) Yeah, kind of.(Dylan walks into the room)

Dylan:
Mom?

Joan:
Not now, Noah! Dylan.

Dylan:
Okay...(He leaves the room)(Joan looks back at Evan and takes a deep breath)

Joan:
We left everything behind to come here. Maybe that's put to much pressure on you. I don't know. (Getting emotional) But this has got to stop! Please! You're scaring me. The boys need their father back and I need my husband back!

Evan Almighty  Movie Quote

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Evan:
Joan, I know you probably saw what happend but I can explain.(Evan sees his family standing in the hallway with packed bags).

Joan:
Take this stuff to the car, guys. I'll be there in a minute.

Evan:
Guys?(His sons says nothing as they walk past him. Dylan sadly regards his father)(Evan looks at his wife)

Joan:
I'm gonna take them to my mothers. Evan, I think you need help.

Evan:
(Pleading) Joan, please. I'm not doing this it's not me, it's Him! I went to that meeting in a suit and He took it off of me. (Gesturing forwards the window) Those animals are following me because of Him.

Joan:
God? Does God know that He is destroying our lives? Does God know that He is going to get you fired?

Evan:
Yeah! He is trying to get me fired. (Realising) He is trying to get me fired. That way I'll have even more time to work on the ark!

Joan:
Because the rain and the floods are coming. No, I heard you Evan. The whole world heard you! (She starts walking towards the door)

Evan:
Joan, please. You gotta believe me. (At that moment rain stats splattering on the window)

Evan:
There it is! It's happening! It's happening! It's raining! (He runs outside only to realise that it was only the sprinklers. Joan looks shocked at him)

Joan:
Goodbye, Evan

Evan Almighty  Movie Quote

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Grand Dame:
I find your collection of folk tales quite brilliant, actually.

Jacob Grimm:
Thank you.

Grand Dame:
But I must say, I was terribly disturbed when I read your version of the Little Cinder Girl.

Jacob Grimm:
Well, there are those who swear that Perrault's telling with its Fairy Godmother and um... [laughs] magic pumpkins would be closer to the truth.

Wilhelm Grimm:
Some claim the shoe was made of fur. Others insist it was glass. Well, I guess we'll never know.

[The Grand Dame silently orders her footman to bring her a box; Jacob Grimm notices a painting of a beautiful young woman]

Jacob Grimm:
Forgive me, Your Majesty, might I inquire about the painting? She's really quite, um... extraordinary.

Grand Dame:
Her name was Danielle de Barbarac. [reaches inside the box the footman has brought to her] And this was her glass slipper. [The Grimm Brothers look at each other in shock] Perhaps you will allow me to set the record straight.

Wilheim Grimm:
Then it's true, the story.

Grand Dame:
Yes, quite. Now then, what was that phrase you use? Oh, yes. Once upon a time, there lived a young girl who loved her father very much.

Ever After  Movie Quote

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Danielle:
Forgive me, Your Highness, I did not see you.

Henry:
Your aim would suggest otherwise.

Danielle:
And for that, I know I must die.

Henry:
Then speak of this to no one, and I shall be lenient.

Danielle:
We have other horses, Your Highness. Younger, if that is your wish.

Henry:
I wish for nothing more than to be free of my gilded cage.

Ever After  Movie Quote

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Marguerite:
I said I want four-minute eggs, not four one-minute eggs. And where in GOD'S name is our bread?

Rodmilla:
Marguerite, precious, what do I always say to you about tone?

Jacqueline:
A lady of breeding ought never to raise her voice any louder than the... [quietly] gentle hum of a whispering wind.

Rodmilla:
Jacqueline, dear, do not speak unless you can improve the silence.

Marguerite:
I was not shrill, mother. I was resonant. A courtier knows the difference.

Rodmilla:
I very much doubt your style of resonance would be permitted in the Royal Court.

Marguerite:
Well, I'm not going to the Royal Court, am I, Mother? No one is, except some Spanish pig they have the nerve to call a princess.

Rodmilla:
Darling, nothing is final until you're dead, and even then, I'm sure God negotiates.

Ever After  Movie Quote

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Henry:
[as Danielle hurries away] Have we met before?

Danielle:
I-I do not believe so, Your Highness.

Henry:
I could have sworn I knew every courtier in the province.

Danielle:
Well... I am visiting a cousin.

Henry:
Who?

Danielle:
My cousin.

Henry:
Yes, you said that. Which one?

Danielle:
Th-the only one I have, sire.

Henry:
Are you coy on purpose or do you honestly refuse to tell me your name?

Danielle:
[stops quickly] No. [quickly heads towards the gate] And yes.

Henry:
Well, then, pray tell me your cousin's name so that I might call upon her to learn who you are. For anyone can quote Thomas More is well worth the effort.

Danielle:
[stops, surprised] The Prince has read Utopia?

Henry:
I found it sentimental and dull. Honestly, the plight of the everyday rustic bores me.

Danielle:
I take it you do not converse with many peasants.

Henry:
He, certainly not, no. Naturally.

Danielle:
[starts walking again] Forgive me, Your Highness, but there is nothing "natural" about it. A country's character is defined by its "everyday rustics", as you call them. They are the legs you stand on and that position demands respect, not...

Henry:
Am I to understand that you find me arrogant?

Danielle:
Well, you gave one man back his life, but did you ever glance at the others?

[Danielle tries to get away while Henry is distracted by the criminals' wagon.]

Henry:
Please, I beg you, a name. Any name.

Danielle:
I... I fear the only name to leave you with... is Comtesse Nicole de Lancret.

Henry:
[smiling] There now. That wasn't so hard.

Ever After  Movie Quote

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King Francis:
You, sir, are restricted to the grounds.

Henry:
Are you putting me on house arrest?

King Francis:
Do not mock me, boy, for I am in a foul disposition. And I will have it my way--

Henry:
Or what? You'll ship me off to the Americas like some criminal? All for the sake of your stupid contract?

King Francis:
You are the Crown Prince of France!

Henry:
And it is my life.

Queen Marie:
Francis, sit down before you have a stroke. Really, the two of you. [to Henry] Sweetheart, you were born to privilege and with that comes specific obligations.

Henry:
Forgive me, Mother, but marriage to a complete stranger never made anyone in this room very happy.

[Stunned silence]

King Francis:
You will marry Gabriella by the next full moon or I will strike you in any way I can.

Henry:
What's it to be, Father, hot oil or the rack?

King Francis:
I will simply deny you the crown and... live forever.

Henry:
Good. Agreed. I don't want it. [leaves]

King Francis:
[to Queen Marie, frustrated] He's your son!

Ever After  Movie Quote

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Henry:
Where are your attendants?

Danielle:
I... decided to give them the day off.

Henry:
[incredulously] A day off? From what, life?

Danielle:
Don't you ever tire of having people wait on you all the time?

Henry:
Well, yes, but... they're servants, it's what they do.

Danielle:
[coldly] Well, I wish I could dismiss mine as easily as you do yours. [rises] I must be going.

Henry:
[following her] You're angry with me!

Danielle:
No.

Henry:
Admit it!

Danielle:
Well, yes, if you want to know.

Henry:
Why?

Danielle:
Because you are trying to bait me with your snobbery.

Henry:
I fear, mademoiselle, that you are a walking contradiction, and I find that rather fascinating.

Danielle:
Me?

Henry:
Yes, you. You spout the ideals of a Utopian society and yet you live the life of a courtier!

Danielle:
And you own all the land there is and yet you take no pride in working it! Is that not also a contradiction?

Henry:
Hmm, first I am arrogant, and now I have no pride; however do I manage that?

Danielle:
You have everything, and still the world holds no joy; and yet you insist on making fun of those who would see it for its possibilities.

Henry:
How do you do it?

Danielle:
Do what?

Henry:
Go through each day with this kind of passion? Don't you find it exhausting?

Danielle:
Only when I'm around you. Why do you like to irritate me so?

Henry:
Why do you rise to the occasion?

Ever After  Movie Quote

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[Danielle is looking at the books in the Franciscan monastery]

Danielle:
It makes me want to cry.

Henry:
Pick one.

Danielle:
I could no sooner choose a favorite star in the heavens.

Henry:
What is it that touches you so?

Danielle:
I suppose it is because when I was young, my father would stay up late and read to me. He was addicted to the written word and I would fall asleep listening to the sound of his voice.

Henry:
What sort of books?

Danielle:
Science, philosophy. I suppose they remind me of him. He died when I was eight. Utopia was the last book he brought home.

Henry:
Which explains why you quote it.

Danielle:
I would rather hear his voice again than any sound in the world. [Henry smiles, then the smile fades and he begins walking down the stairs away from Danielle] Is something wrong?

Henry:
[turns to face her] In all my years of study, not one tutor ever demonstrated the passion you have shown me in the last two days. You have more conviction in one memory than I have... in my entire being.

[Henry laughs slightly and walks away. Danielle follows]

Danielle:
Your Highness, if there is anything I have said or done...

Henry:
Please... don't. It's not you.

Ever After  Movie Quote

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Jacqueline:
Marguerite gets to do everything.

Marguerite:
Oh, don't be daft, the Queen doesn't even know you exist.

Rodmilla:
What Marguerite does is for all of us, my dear. We are counting on you to help her get ready.

Jacqueline:
[sardonically] Lovely. Next thing you know I shall be cleaning the fireplace with Danielle!

Ever After  Movie Quote

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[Henry and Danielle sit around a fire at the gyspies' camping ground]

Henry:
I have no desire to be king.

Danielle:
[looks at him strangely] Oh but think of all the wonderful things you could do, for your country, for the world.

Henry:
But to be so defined by your position. To only be seen as what you are, you have no idea how insufferable that is!

Danielle:
You might be surprised!

Henry:
Really?

Danielle:
A Gypsy, for example, is rarely painted as anything else. They are defined by their status as you are, yet it is not who they are. [Pause] You have been born to privilege, and with that come specific obligations. [Henry smiles from fascination at her words] [smiles at him] I am sorry. My mouth has run away with me again.

Henry:
[smiling] No, me lady. It is your mouth, that has me hypnotized.

[He slowly advances towards her and they share a kiss]

Ever After  Movie Quote

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[Prince Henry has been attacked by the Gypsies while he was out walking with Danielle; The head Gypsy has taken her dress which she had taken off to climb up some rocks to see where they were because she and the Prince were lost]

Danielle:
[to the head Gypsy] I demand you return my things at once. And since you have deprived me of my escort, I demand a horse as well.

Gypsy:
My lady, you can have anything you can carry.

Danielle:
[glances at Prince Henry] May I have your word on that, sir?

Gypsy:
[considers for a moment] On my honor as a Gypsy, anything you can carry. [Danielle walks to Prince Henry and picks him up over her back; She turns and bows toward the head Gypsy and walks away] [laughing] Come back. I'll give you a horse.

Ever After  Movie Quote

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Henry:
You saved my life you know, back there, in the woods.

Danielle:
A girl does what she can, sire.

Henry:
Henry.

Danielle:
Henry.

Ever After  Movie Quote

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King Francis:
[half-asleep] Off... with his head.

Queen Marie:
Francis, wake up. Our son has something he wants to tell us.

Henry:
Mother, Father, I want to build a University, with the largest library on the continent, where anyone can study no matter their station.

King Francis:
All right. Who are you and what have you done with our son?

Henry:
[laughs] Oh, and I want to invite the gypsies to the ball.

Ever After  Movie Quote

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Rodmilla:
Are you ill?

Danielle:
[half-asleep] No, yes.

Rodmilla:
Where were you?

Danielle:
I got lost.

Rodmilla:
I don't believe you. You're hiding something from me, I can feel it. I demand to know what it is.

Danielle:
Why don't you tell me so I can go back to sleep?

Marguerite:
What about our breakfast?

Danielle:
[sighs] You have two hands, make it yourself.

Marguerite:
Why you lazy little leech!

Rodmilla:
Jacqueline, go and boil some water.

Jacqueline:
Me? Boil water? [to herself] Oh, I knew it, I just knew it! [walks away]

[The scene changes to show Danielle collecting water from the well]

Paulette:
[quietly, from the second-floor manor window] Mistress, you better get in here, quick!

[Danielle comes inside to find Rodmilla and Marguerite stealing her mother's dress]

Rodmilla:
[in a sarcastic tone of voice] Oh, look who finally decided to grace us with her presence.

Danielle:
What do you think you're doing?

Marguerite:
Trying on my dress.

Rodmilla:
Did you honestly think that after that performance this morning I'd let you go anywhere?

Danielle:
[appalled] Do you honestly think these games, these intrigues are going to win you a crown? To hunt royalty like some sport, it's disgusting!

Marguerite:
You're just jealous.

Danielle:
[picks her mother's shoes up off the table] These are my mother's.

Marguerite:
[smirks callously] Yes. And she's dead.

[Angered, Danielle marches right up to Marguerite and punches her in the eye, toppling her over the bed. Marguerite immediately charges out the door]

Danielle:
[enraged] I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR HAIR OUT!!! [charges after Marguerite]

Jacqueline:
[horrified] Mother, do something!

[Danielle chases Marguerite down the stairs and into the manor's front room. Marguerite grabs Danielle's father's book off a nearby chair, threatening to throw it into the fire]

Marguerite:
Get away from me or so help me, God...

Danielle:
No, Marguerite, don't! Put it down!

Marguerite:
Gimme the shoes!

Danielle:
PUT IT DOWN!!

[Rodmilla and Jacqueline enter the room]

Rodmilla:
Consider carefully, Danielle. Your father's book, or your mother's shoes, though neither will save you from a sound lashing.

[Danielle looks in anguish at Marguerite, who is holding the book directly above the fire. Not wanting anything bad to happen to the book, Danielle reluctantly holds out the shoes. Rodmilla snatches them. However, instead of putting the book back where it was, Marguerite spitefully throws it straight into the fire before making her getaway]

Danielle:
NO!!!! [reaches for the book, only for Rodmilla to hold her back] NO! No! NO!!! NO!! No! [sobbingly turns and leaves. Jacqueline watches with pity as the book burns. The scene changes to show Jacqueline treating the huge, bloody lash-marks on Danielle's back]

Jacqueline:
Now, you've really brought this upon yourself, you know. First with breakfast, then that horrid display downstairs.

Danielle:
I don't know what's come over me.

Jacqueline:
Of course, I shall never forget the way Marguerite's feet went up over her head like that! [giggles] She should not have said that about your mother.

Danielle:
Thank you.

Ever After  Movie Quote

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Rodmilla:
Of all the insidious jokes, turning your mother into a Comtesse. Why it's almost as absurd as a prince who spends his days with a servant that sleeps with pigs.

Danielle:
What bothers you more, stepmother? That I am common? Or that I am competition?

Rodmilla:
Where is the dress, Danielle?!

Danielle:
I don't know what you're talking about.

Marguerite:
The gown, the slippers, they were in my room this morning, and now they're gone. You hid them, I know it!

Rodmilla:
Where did you put the gown, Danielle?

Danielle:
Where are the candlesticks, and the tapestries, and the silver?! Perhaps the dress is with them!

Rodmilla:
You will produce that gown!

Danielle:
I would rather die a thousand deaths than to see MY MOTHER'S dress on that SPOILED, SELFISH COW!!!!

Rodmilla:
Well, perhaps we can arrange that.

Ever After  Movie Quote

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[Leonardo and the others are trying to convince Danielle to go to the ball and tell Prince Henry the truth]

Danielle:
[to Leonardo] A bird may love a fish, Signor, but where would they live?

Leonardo:
Then I shall have to make you wings.

Ever After  Movie Quote

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Leonardo:
[after discovering that Danielle has left the masquerade ball humiliated] What have you done?

Henry:
I have been born to privilege, and with that comes specific obligations.

Leonardo:
Horse shit!

Henry:
You are out of line, old man.

Leonardo:
No, you are out of line. Have you any idea what that girl went through to get here tonight?

Henry:
She lied to me.

Leonardo:
She came to tell you the truth, and you fed her to the wolves!

Henry:
What do you know? You build flying machines and you walk on water, and yet you know nothing about life!

Leonardo:
I know that a life without love is no life at all.

Henry:
And love without trust? What of that?

Leonardo:
She's your match, Henry.

Henry:
I am but a servant to my crown and I have made my decision. I will not yield!

Leonardo:
[sighs sadly] Then you don't deserve her. [leaves behind Danielle's glass slipper]

Ever After  Movie Quote

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