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Charlie:
What's going on?

Phil:
Your worst nightmare.

Charlie:
What?

Phil:
Mr. Broccoli's a no-show.

– Daddy Day Care  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kim:
How was your day, baby?

Charlie:
I lost my J-O-B.

Kim:
You lost your J-O-B?

Charlie:
I got F-I-R-E-D. Me and 300 other people.

Kim:
They cannot do that.

– Daddy Day Care  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Miss Harridan reads a flyer for a fundraiser called "Rock for Daddy Day Care"]

Miss Harridan:
"Rock for Daddy Day Care. Help us finance our new permanent home." [put the flyer on her desk; to Jenny] Do you know what this means?

Jenny:
It's a chance to improve ourselves through a little healthy competition?

Miss Harridan:
[frustrated] No, you bubble-headed idiot. It's a death sentence. If they get their hands on a big enough space, they'll ruin me. They're selling fun. I can't compete with fun. [turns away in anger] I should've crushed them in the beginning when they were weak. It'll be harder now, but I have no choice. I've got to stop them.

Jenny:
How're you gonna do that?

[Miss Harridan turns back to Jenny and smiles cruelly]

Miss Harridan:
By any means necessary.

– Daddy Day Care  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Becca:
We need more learning about things!

Charlie:
More learning about things?

Becca:
Yes. We're at a very critical age. You have to feed our minds!

– Daddy Day Care  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jamie's Mom [to Jamie]:
Who are you going to call if there's any problem? (gives her a phone)

Jamie:
911, Mommy.

Jamie's Mom:
Oh, such a good girl!

– Daddy Day Care  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[In heaven, after the inflatable duck explodes and kills everyone]

Daffy Duck:
You know, maybe that wasn't such a hot idea after all.

Casper Caveman:
Good night, folks.

[The films iris out]

– Daffy Duck and the Dinosaur  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Abominable Snowman:
And I searched and I searched... hooo it's hot... but I never caught up with my little bunny rabbit.

Bugs Bunny:
Jee, that's tough Mr. Abominabuble.

Abominable Snowman:
And now I'll never... gosh, it's hot... never see my bunny rabbit again.

Bugs Bunny:
Don't give up hope yet, doc. If you love him, he'll come back.

– Daffy Duck's Quackbusters  Movie Quote

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Daffy Duck:
Oh Bugsy! Bugsy buddy!

Bugs Bunny:
Oh hi, uh, what's up, Duck?

Daffy Duck:
Come here old pal, hm?

Hugo:
[picks up Bugs Bunny] My OWN little bunny rabbit, d'oy.

Bugs Bunny:
Hey! An abominabuble snowman!

Hugo:
I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him...

Daffy Duck:
Oh sure, I know I'm a louse, but I'm a live louse.

Hugo:
And I will give him security! And I will keep him warm like a mother hen, so he will never feel rejected or lack for love.

Daffy Duck:
Poor old Bugs. But, anyway you look at it, it's better HE should suffer. After all, it was me or him, and obviously it couldn't be me. It's a simple matter of logic. I'm not like other people, I can't stand pain, it hurts me.

– Daffy Duck's Quackbusters  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Butler:
[answers door] Yeeeessss?

Daffy Duck:
Your troubles are over, Jeeves! Leave me to your stricken master.

Butler:
Be gone!

Daffy Duck:
Can't go in, huh?

Butler:
Eeh, no.

Daffy Duck:
Ohwell, no hard feelings, shake. [shocks Butler with hand buzzer, squirts him with flower, hits him in the face with a cigarette box, and tickles him]

Butler:
[laughing] Oh oh, you can see him, you can see him! Right this way.

– Daffy Duck's Quackbusters  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daffy Duck:
It all adds up. You and the upstairs maid, 'do the old boy in' you said, 'elderberry wine and old lace' you said, 'then, the quick getaway' you said. Champagne nights, tropical music and a heavy bank account!

Butler:
No no!

Daffy Duck:
Yes yes! But you weren't clever enough, were you John, alias Johnny, alias Jack, alias Jackie? Whew! What's Humphrey Bogart got that I ain't got?

– Daffy Duck's Quackbusters  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Count Bloodcount:
I am a vampire.

Bugs Bunny:
Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra, I'm an umpire.

[an umpire uniform appears on Bugs]

Count Bloodcount:
Hocus-pocus! [turns into a bat] I'm a bat!

Bugs Bunny:
Okay, I'm a bat, too. Abracadabra! [turns into a baseball bat]

Count Bloodcount:
[puts glasses on] You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on, would you?

[Bugs as the baseball bat hits the bat on the head]

– Daffy Duck's Quackbusters  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bugs Bunny:
Ok Abom, here's your bunny rabbit.

Hugo:
D'oya... bunny rabbit... George?

Daffy Duck:
Bunny rabbit, me?

Bugs Bunny:
Yes, you, Doc.

Daffy Duck:
Ho ho, very funny, ha ha, very droll. Hey, shorty! What do you consider to be the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit?

Hugo:
D'oy... distinguishing... character...

Daffy Duck:
Yeah, yeah, what makes a rabbit look like a rabbit?

Hugo:
Why, d'uh, d'uh, long ears!

Daffy Duck:
And whom around here has long ears? [to Bugs] Sorry to hafta do this to ya, bud.

Bugs Bunny:
[ties ears down around face] Eh, don't give it a second thought.

Hugo:
[picks up Daffy] Oh boy! Just what I always wanted! My own little bunny rabbit! I will...

Bugs Bunny:
They really do make a charming couple.

Hugo:
...and pet him, and squeeze him, and rub him, and stroke his bill, and rub his pretty feathers... Hey, wait a minute. Bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills.

Daffy Duck:
I know, I know. [pointing at Bugs, who is tunneling away] There's goes your bunny rabbit!

Hugo:
Hey, uh, George, wait! [tunnels after Bugs]

Daffy Duck:
Ho ho, look out, bunny rabbit! This I gotta see. [tunnels after Bugs and Hugo]

– Daffy Duck's Quackbusters  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Daffy Duck:
Alright, what's holdin' up the works. What's all the... the... huh. [sees Abominable Snowman] Aaahh!

Hugo:
D'oh! What a cute little pink bunny rabbit. [picks up Daffy] Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit! I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him.

Daffy Duck:
I'm not a bunny rabbit.

Hugo:
And pat him, and pet him, and...

Daffy Duck:
You're hurting me... put me down, please.

Hugo:
And rub him, and caress him, and...

Daffy Duck:
I AIN'T NO BUNNY RABBIT!

Hugo:
Not a bunny rabbit, George? Then how come you have long ears, how come?

Daffy Duck:
Long ears? Ooh! [laughs] Those aren't ears, those are sleeves! So, now put me down, please, huh?

Hugo:
Oh George... you were naughty to pretend you was a bunny rabbit. I will punish you good. Bad old George!

– Daffy Duck's Quackbusters  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jimmy:
Come on. I used to play down here when I was a little kid.

Kyle:
You was some fucked up little kid.

Jimmy:
Yeah

Kyle:
Me too.

Gwen:
Hurry.

– Dance of the Dead  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kyle:
Yo man, they're jackin' your car!

– Dance of the Dead  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kyle:
Can you do me a favor?

Jimmy:
Yeah anything.

Kyle:
Kill em all (Kyle dies)

Stephen:
No

Jules:
hat are we going to do?

Gwen:
Uh Jimmy, he just got bit so shouldn't we like leave

– Dance of the Dead  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jimmy:
Hey you guys. We're in a funeral home.

Kyle:
Yep

Jimmy, Lindsey, Gwen, Stephen, George, Jules and Kyle:
Go, Go, Go, Go, Run!

– Dance of the Dead  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Selma:
You're fantastic. You just have to listen to your heart, Cvalda.

Kathy:
I don't want you to call me Cvalda.

Selma:
You're Cvalda to me.

– Dancer in the Dark  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Selma:
[in the cinema, asking description of the movie because she can't see] How is she doing?

Kathy:
It's when she cannot keep up, and she's going to faint. Ah, she fainted.

Angry man:
Please be quiet.

Kathy:
Oh, give us a break. She doesn't see that well.

Angry man:
I paid good money to see this film.

Kathy:
Well, so did she.

Selma:
I love it when they dance.

Angry man:
For Pete's sake, it's a musical. Of course they're dancing!

Kathy:
We know that!

Angry man:
Oh, you're so smart.

Kathy:
Yes.

Selma:
I think you made friends, Kathy. [laughing]

– Dancer in the Dark  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Selma:
Would it make you feel better If I told you a secret?

Bill:
What secret could you tell me?

Selma:
I'm going blind. Not yet, but... soon. Maybe sometime this year.

Bill:
Blind...

Selma:
It's not as bad as it sounds. It's, uh... It's a family thing.

Bill:
But, blind?

Selma:
I've always known it. From... when I was a little girl, I knew.

Bill:
And you're okay?

Selma:
Well, I came to America because in America, they can give Gene an operation.

– Dancer in the Dark  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Selma:
You know when the camera goes really big and it comes up out of the roof, and you just know that it's gonna end? I hate that. I used to cheat on that when I was a little girl back in Czechoslovakia. I would leave the cinema just after the next to last song, and the film would just go on forever. It's lovely, isn't it?

Bill:
That is lovely.

– Dancer in the Dark  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jeff:
Look, I don't understand. In musicals... why do they start to sing and dance all of a sudden? I mean, I don't suddenly start... to sing and dance.

Selma:
No... You're right, Jeff. You don't.

– Dancer in the Dark  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jeff:
You can't see, can you?

Selma:
What is there to see?

– Dancer in the Dark  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brenda:
Why don't you try to think of something nice, all right?

Selma:
It's just so quiet here.

Brenda:
What's that got to do with it, Selma?

Selma:
You know, when I used to work in the factory... I used to dream that I was in a musical... Because, in a musical, nothing dreadful ever happens.

– Dancer in the Dark  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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