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The Pink Poodle:
Please. Please. I know you're different from the others. Those that have had their way with me make their empty promises, but they are all lies. And I'm afraid and terribly, terribly tired.

Babe:
Where's your human?

The Pink Poodle:
My humans belong to someone else now. Someone younger and prettier.

Babe: Pig in the City  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Babe:
[in a dark alley, just past a "Beware: Savage Dogs" sign] Hello? Anybody home? [dogs growling from the shadows] Anybody else?

The Doberman:
[hiding in the shadows] You must have a really thin grasp on reality... [comes out into the light] ...unless, of course, you're suicidal...

Babe:
[nervously] I was only looking for some sheep.

The Doberman:
I warned you.

[a Bull Terrier comes out of he shadows in attempts to attack Babe, as does the Doberman]

Babe: Pig in the City  Movie Quote

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David Merlin:
I wish to return this duck.

Clerk:
Certainly, sir. What's wrong with it?

[The duck's head is missing]

David Merlin:
It's broken.

Clerk:
I can see that, sir, but I have to know where to lay the blame.

David Merlin:
Lay the blame on the duck!

Bachelor Mother  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Attempting to exchange a broken toy at the store David's father owns]

Clerk:
Do you have the sales slip?

David Merlin:
[to Polly, who is around the corner] Do you have the sales slip?

Polly Parrish:
I threw it away.

David Merlin:
You should have kept it. [to the clerk] I threw it away.

Clerk:
You should have kept it.

Bachelor Mother  Movie Quote

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Freddie:
[referring to the baby] Where did it come from?

Polly:
I got it for Christmas!

Freddie:
...This Christmas or last Christmas?

Bachelor Mother  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Thornton Melon:
Home, Sweet Home.

Lou:
I liked the old house better.

Thornton Melon:
So did I.

Lou:
I liked the old wife better, too!

Thornton Melon:
[laughs] Lay off Vanessa. She gives great headache. Lou, I can't believe it. Married five years. Seems like yesterday! [sighs] And you know what a lousy day yesterday was.

Back to School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Thornton Melon:
Boy, what a great-looking place. When I used to dream about going to college, this is the way I always pictured it.

Jason Melon:
Wait a minute. When did you dream about going to college?

Thornton Melon:
When I used to fall asleep in high school.

Back to School  Movie Quote

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Thornton Melon:
When's our first class?

Jason Melon:
Uh, we got Economics tomorrow at 11 o'clock.

Thornton Melon:
11 o'clock? No good. I got a massage 11 o'clock. Tell 'em to make it 2 o'clock.

Jason Melon:
No, dad. Uh, you don't get it. They're not gonna re-schedule the classes around your massage.

Thornton Melon:
All right, 11 o'clock, but I'm gonna talk to that Dean. I mean, these classes could be a REAL inconvenience.

Back to School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Player #1:
Hey, Lutz! You know who I am?

Derek:
Um, let me see. Uh, protruding supra-orbital ridges. [the football player picks up Derek by his shirt] Small cranium. Uh, 1300 cc brain. Hmmm. Neanderthal Man!

Player #1:
[to Jason] You. I want you to call his mother. You tell her he's never coming home.

Jason Melon:
Whoah. Hold it, hold it. You sure you even got the right guy? I mean, look how many people got blue hair these days. You know?

Player #1:
Shut up, meat-head!

Thornton Melon:
Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head.

Player #1:
Yeah? Wanna make something of it?

Thornton Melon:
Oh, no, no. I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset...

Thornton Melon:
[points at Lou] HE gets physical.

[Lou takes a metal napkin holder and crushes it with one hand]

Lou:
[stepping up to the player] You got a problem?

Player #1:
No. I haven't got a problem.

Lou:
Well, now you do.

[Lou slugs the football player in the stomach, resulting in a full scale bar brawl with the football team]

Back to School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Security Guard:
[after Thornton Melon's run-in with a showering sorority girl] Perfectly understandable, Mr. Melon. It was an honest mistake. Let's just call it a a bad day...

Thornton Melon:
But a great view! You're all right, officer. Here, a little something for the kids. [hands officer cash]

Security Guard:
I don't have any kids.

Thornton Melon:
No kids? Well, get yourself some. Take it all. [hands officer more cash] And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!

Back to School  Movie Quote

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Professor Terguson:
[after a student explains the reasons for the Vietnam War] Is she right? 'Cause I know that's the popular version of what went on there. And a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could, but I was there. I wasn't here in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it. [shouting] I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him, while pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Thornton Melon:
Hey Professor, take it easy. These kids were in grade school at the time, and as for me... I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover.

Back to School  Movie Quote

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Professor Terguson:
You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? [rips a desk apart] Then take the fucking wall apart [shouts] brick by brick and nuke them back into the stone age forever?! Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it!

Thornton Melon:
[incensed] All right, I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a PUSSY WIMP to let MacArthur go in there and BLOW OUT THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS!

Professor Terguson:
Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.

Thornton Melon:
[chuckling to his classmates] Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea.

Back to School  Movie Quote

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Dr. Turner:
Actually, I'd like to join you, but I have class tonight.

Thornton Melon:
Oh. How 'bout tomorrow night?

Dr. Turner:
I have class then, too.

Thornton Melon:
I'll tell you what, then. Why don't you call me some time when you have no class?

Dr. Turner:
[laughs] Alright. Maybe I will.

Back to School  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jason Melon:
Dad, why don't join me on a little reality break, ok? Just cuz you're in love with Dr. Turner, that does NOT mean you're gonna pass her course. Now, you got a major paper comin' up on Kurt Vonnegut. You haven't even read any of the books.

Thornton Melon:
I tried...

[knock on door]

Thornton Melon:
I don't understand a word of it.

Jason Melon:
So, how you gonna write the paper then, huh?

[Jason opens the door to see Kurt Vonnegut standing there]

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.:
[removing his hat] Hi, I'm Kurt Vonnegut. I'm looking for Thornton Melon.

Back to School  Movie Quote

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Marty:
[to Jennifer] You know, this time it wasn't my fault. The Doc set all his clocks 25 minutes slow--

Strickland:
[suddenly appearing from behind] "Doc"? Am I to understand you're still hanging around with Dr. Emmett Brown, McFly? Tardy slip for you Ms. Parker. And one for you, McFly. I believe that makes four in a row. Now let me give you a nickel's worth of free advice, young man. This so called Dr. Brown is dangerous, he's a real nutcase. You hang around with him, you're gonna end up in big trouble.

Marty:
Oh, yes, sir.

Strickland:
You got a real attitude problem, McFly. You're a slacker. You remind me of your father when he went here. He was a slacker, too.

Marty:
Can I go now, Mr. Strickland?

Strickland:
I noticed your band is on the roster for the dance auditions after school today. Why even bother, McFly? You don't have a chance. You're too much like your old man. No McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley!

Marty:
Yeah, well, history is gonna change.

Back to the Future  Movie Quote

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Lorraine:
[about Jennifer] I don't like her, Marty. Any girl who just calls up a boy is just asking for trouble.

Linda:
Oh, Mom, there's nothing wrong with calling a boy.

Lorraine:
I think it's terrible! Girls chasing boys. When I was your age I never chased a boy or called a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy.

Linda:
Then how am I supposed to ever meet anybody?

Lorraine:
Well, it will just happen, like the way I met your father.

Linda:
That was so stupid! Grandpa hit him with the car.

Lorraine:
[wistfully] It was meant to be. Anyway, if Grandpa hadn't hit him, then none of you would have been born.

Linda:
Yeah, well, I still don't understand what Dad was doing in the middle of the street.

Lorraine:
What was it, George? Birdwatching?

George:
What, Lorraine? What?

Lorraine:
Anyway, your Grandpa hit him with the car, and brought him into the house. He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy. And my heart just went out to him.

Linda:
Yeah, Mom, we know. You've told us this story a million times. You felt sorry for him, so you decided to go with him to the Fish Under the Sea dance.

Lorraine:
No, no, it was the Enchantment Under the Sea dance. Our first date. I'll never forget it. It was the night of that terrible thunderstorm, remember, George? [George wasn't listening to what Lorraine was saying] Your father kissed me for the very first time on that dance floor. And...and it was then that I realized...that I was going to spend the rest of my life with him.

Back to the Future  Movie Quote

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[after Doc has successfully sent Einstein to the future on his DeLorean time machine]

Doc:
Ha! What did I tell you?! 88 MILES PER HOUR! The temporal displacement occurred exactly 1:20 A.M. and zero seconds!

Marty:
Ah, Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein!

Doc:
Calm down, Marty! I didn't disintegrate anything! The molecular structure of both Einstein and the car are completely intact.

Marty:
Then, where the hell are they?!

Doc:
The appropriate question is, "When the hell are they?"! You see, Einstein has just become the world's first time traveler! I sent him into the future. One minute into the future to be exact. And at precisely 1:21 A.M. and zero seconds, we shall catch up with him and the time machine!

Marty:
Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?

Doc:
The way I see it, if you're going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style? Besides, the stainless steel construction made the flux dispersal-- [his watch beeps] Look out!

Back to the Future  Movie Quote

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Doc:
Tell me, Future Boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?

Marty:
Ronald Reagan.

Doc:
Ronald Reagan? The actor? [rolls his eyes] Ha! Then who's vice-president, Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady?

Marty:
Whoa, wait. Doc!

Doc:
And Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury!

Marty:
Doc, you gotta listen to me!

Doc:
I've had enough practical jokes for one evening! Good night, future boy! [slams door]

Marty:
No, wait, Doc! The-the-the-the bruise! The bruise on your head! I know how that happened! You told me the whole story! You were standing on your toilet, and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink, and that's when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible.

Back to the Future  Movie Quote

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Doc:
This is more serious than I thought. Apparently your mother is amorously infatuated with you instead of your father.

Marty:
Whoa, wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

Doc:
Precisely!

Marty:
Whoa, this is heavy.

Doc:
There's that word again: "heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

Back to the Future  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[George visits Lorraine at the diner]

George:
Lorraine. My density has bought me to you.

Lorraine:
[confused] What?

George:
[consults his notebook] Oh. What I meant to say was...

Lorraine:
Wait a minute. Don't I know you from somewhere?

George:
Yes. Yes. I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean, your destiny.

Lorraine:
Oh.

Back to the Future  Movie Quote

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Lorraine:
Marty, why are you so nervous?

Marty:
Lorraine, have you ever, uh, been in a situation where you knew you had to act a certain way, but when you got there, you didn't know if you could go through with it?

Lorraine:
You mean, like how you're supposed to act on a first date?

Marty:
Well, sort of.

Lorraine:
Oh, I, I think I know exactly what you mean.

Marty:
Y-y-you do?

Lorraine:
You know what I do in those situations?

Marty:
What?

Lorraine:
I don't worry. [kisses him hard, then stops and pulls back to see Marty is shocked] This is all wrong. I don't know what it is, but when I kiss you, it's like I'm kissing... my brother. I guess that doesn't make any sense, does it?

Marty:
Believe me, it makes perfect sense.

Back to the Future  Movie Quote

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Marty:
You're alive! Bulletproof vest? How did you know? I di-I never got a chance to tell you. [Doc reveals the letter Marty wrote in 1955] What about all that talk about screwing up future events? The spacetime continuum?

Doc:
Well, I figured, what the hell?

Back to the Future  Movie Quote

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Marty:
Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.

Doc:
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Back to the Future  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Marty tries to evade Griff and his gang, but his hoverboard, over a pond, doesn't move]

Griff's friend 1:
Hey, McFly, you bojo! Those boards don't work on water!

Griff's friend 2:
Unless you've got power!

Back to the Future Part II  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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