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Barry:
What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank?

Frank:
Well... I guess we shoot the bastards.

Bad Taste  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Frank:
Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.

Barry:
And the moon.

Frank:
Yeah, and the moon.

Bad Taste  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[after frank had to drink the "gruel"]

Frank:
oh christ, you'll never believe what i had to do!

Ozzy:
umm... did you have to drink some chuck?

Bad Taste  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kit:
Just thought I'd come over and say hello to ya. I'll try anything once....Listen, Holly, you, uh, I don't know, want to take a walk with me?

Holly:
What for?

Kit:
Aw, I got some stuff to say. Guess I'm kind of lucky that way. Most people don't have anything on their minds, do they? Oh, incidentally, my last name is Carruthers. Sounds a little too much like 'druthers,' huh?

Holly:
It's OK.

Kit:
Ah, well, nobody asked me what I thought. They just hung it on me.

Holly:
You still in school?

Kit:
Nah, I have a job.

Holly:
Doin' what?

Kit:
Well, I don't mind getting up early, so I got a job throwing garbage. I'm not in love with the stuff, OK?

Holly:
I know what my daddy's gonna say...well, that I shouldn't be seen with anybody that collects garbage.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Clerk:
Why did you leave?

Kit:
I just felt like it.

Clerk:
What kind of work do you think you'd be qualified for? I just gotta get this.

Kit:
I can't think of anything at the moment. I want you to write me out a slip, though, proving I came down here.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kit:
Hi.

Holly:
Well, stop the world.

Kit:
Hey, I quit my job.

Holly:
Great.

Kit:
It seemed like the right move...Well, I'm gonna work as a cowboy now... or thinking about it. It's a routine, like anything. What do you think?

Holly:
I don't know.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kit:
[after suggesting they crunch their hands with a rock] That way, we'd never forget what happened today.

Holly:
But it would hurt.

Kit:
Well, that's the point, stupid.

Holly:
Don't call me stupid.

Kit:
OK, but I'm gonna keep it for a souvenir - or maybe one that's lighter.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kit:
You know Holly, well, she means an awful lot to me, sir...Look, I got a lot of respect for her, too, sir. That's about as good a one as I know to tell ya.

Mr. Sargis:
Well, it's not good enough...I don't want you to hang around any more. I don't want to see you again. Do you understand? You're something.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Holly:
Listen, maybe we ought to tell somebody about this.

Kit:
You said that once already. Too late now.

Holly:
Why?

Kit:
They're not gonna listen to me. You either. Are you kidding?

Holly:
Suppose the neighbors heard the noise?

Kit:
Wouldn't be funny. Listen, uh, I'll be back after a while. Oh, uh, you want to call the police, that's fine. Just won't be so hot for me.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Holly:
[about Cato, after Kit shoots him] How is he?

Kit:
I got him in the stomach.

Holly:
Is he upset?

Kit:
He didn't say nothing to me about it.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Girl:
What's going to happen to Jack and me?

Holly:
You have to ask Kit. He says 'frog,' I jump.

Girl:
OK.

Holly:
What's your friend's name?

Girl:
Jack.

Holly:
You love him?

Girl:
I don't know.

Holly:
I've got to stick by Kit. He feels trapped.

Girl:
Yeah, I can imagine.

Holly:
Well, I've felt that way, hadn't you?

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Deputy:
Hell, he ain't no bigger than I am.

Kit:
You're gonna give me a cauliflower ear, Sheriff.

Deputy:
He should've thought about that before he got caught. Shouldn't he?

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Deputy:
You like people?

Kit:
They're OK.

Deputy:
Then why'd you do it?

Kit:
I don't know. I always wanted to be a criminal, I guess. Just not this big a one. Takes all kinds, though.

Deputy:
[to Sheriff] You know who that sombitch looks like? You know, don't you?

Sheriff:
No.

Deputy:
I'll kiss your ass if he don't look like James Dean.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Voice:
Hey, Kit, who's your favorite singer?

Kit:
Eddie Fisher. Who's yours?

Voice:
Eddie Fisher.

Kit:
Damn...

Voice:
How old are you?

Kit:
Don't you read the papers?

Voice:
You ever been married?

Kit:
No sir, I hadn't.

Voice:
You afraid of death?

Kit:
I hadn't thought about it much.

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kit:
[about the Trooper's hat] Boy, I'd like to buy me one of them.

Trooper:
You're quite an individual, Kit.

Kit:
Think they'll take that into consideration?

Badlands  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Balto:
Come on, we don't want to miss the finish.

Boris:
Oh, that would be a tragedy.

[Balto runs off, throwing Boris into the snow]

Boris:
I was being sarcastic.

Balto  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rosy:
[completely elated] I love these rudders! I love this brushbow! I love this sled! Jenna, Jenna! You're lead dog!

Mother:
Then you'll need this. [puts Musher's hat on Rosy's head]

Rosy:
A real musher's hat! Alright! We're a real sled team now! C'mon, mush! [Jenna pulls Rosy out of the shop]

Father:
Mr. Johanson, the sled looks great. We're very grateful.

Mother:
Rosy's grateful too.

Rosy:
[runs back inside] Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Mr. Johanson:
[chuckles] So I gather.

Rosy:
Watch this!

Father:
I dunno, honey. I still think we should've gone with the dollhouse.

[Signal flare fires up in the air]

Rosy:
It's the one-mile marker! C'mon, Jenna! Let's win this race! Mush!

Mother:
Oh, I think she'll learn to like it.

Balto  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rosy:
I'm sure Jenna would love to have you on her team.

Father:
Hey! Rosy, stay away from him!

Rosy:
Dad!

Father:
He might bite you honey. He's part wolf.

Rosy:
Now you hurt his feelings!

Balto  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dixie:
Good morning, Jenna! Otta be a close race, don't yah think? Maybe even neck, and, neck!

Sylvie:
Say something about her new collar before she gets whiplash!

Jenna:
Um, Dixie, what a pretty collar! Is it new?

Dixie:
What, this old thing? Yeah. D'You think, uh, Steele will notice?

Jenna:
I'm afraid the only way Steele notices anyone is if they're wearing a mirror.

Balto  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Star:
Steele! We're going in circles!

Steele:
What?!

Star:
Ah-h! Circles is a good thing. I mean they're, uh, they're circular!

Balto  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Steele:
Didn't make the team, Bingo?

Boris:
Don't look at him. Don't listen to him. Liva long life.

Balto:
The name's Balto.

Boris:
But you can call him "idiot".

Steele:
Oh, I'm sorry. Balto... Balto the half-breed. [other dogs laugh] [to Boris] Frail goose, you a half-breed too, huh? Part turkey? [pushes Boris into a platter pot]

Balto  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Luk:
[starts whimpering, pointing to Boris]

Muk:
What are you talking about? Of course he's glad to see us! He loves us, don't you?

Boris:
[sighs] Okay, okay. Hey, boichiks! Let's play a game. Race you to the shore! One, two, three--go!

[Muk and Luk excitedly take off, as Boris stays in place]

Boris:
They win. [splash]

Luk:
Help! Help! We can't swim! Help, help! [Boris and Balto run to where Muk and Luk are screaming] We're drowning, we're drowning! Save us!

Boris:
Bears? Fellas? IDIOT BALLS OF FLUFF!! [Muk and Luk thrash and yell in shallow water]

Balto:
Easy, Boris. You know how they are. Muk. Luk. Relax. Hey come on! You're not drowning!

Boris:
[with Russian accent] He has point bears. You are not drowning because; if you had thought for a moment you will observe, perhaps: TIDE IS OUT! [stomps away, annoyed]

[Luk whimpers]

Boris:
He said, what?

Muk:
(translating Luk's whimper) Oh, the shame of the polar bear who fears the water, no wonder we are shunned by our fellow bear. Woe is us! It's what he said, kind of pathetic, really.

Boris:
What? More whimpering? Between you and Balto it's like Dostoyevsky novel out here. Lighten up.

Balto  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Balto:
I have the keys to the city. [expertly disables the door's hinge and pushes the door open] After you.

Jenna:
[admires Balto's paw, very impressed] Balto!

Balto:
[laughs awkwardly] Uh... big paws kinda run in my family. At least.. uh, one side of my family.

Balto  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Balto:
Dogs travel for miles just to be right here.

Jenna:
I can't imagine why.

Balto:
It's because you're looking at the bowl half empty. See these? [walks towards broken glass] These are the Polar Ice Caps.

Jenna:
Balto, those are broken bottles. And they're not half empty, they're all empty.

Balto:
[looks at the lamp from the grate] The sun...

Jenna:
Balto--

Balto:
And, to the north... [walks out of the way of the light, causing it to reflect off the bottles and create the illusion of the Northern Lights]

Jenna:
The Northern Lights. Oh, you're right, Balto. This is beautiful.

Balto:
[looking at Jenna] Yeah. Beautiful.

Balto  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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