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Jack: Worm-Bots, get your worm-butts back in line! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Jack: Hey, I want my stuff back. Tubbimura: No, I will keep everything. Jack: Think again, bubba. I press enter and doggy breath is a UFM. Unidentified flying Muffinface! Tubbimura: No! Not my Muffinface! Ok, ok, I will return your stuff. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Omi: I order you to spill your internal organs right now! Jack: [screamed] What kind of sick people are you!? Raimundo: I think he means spill your guts. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Dojo: Boys and girls, let me tell you a story about these two dragon buddies. Always seen together, like peas and carrots. Raimundo: Is this story gonna be long or short? Dojo: It'll take as long as it takes! Clay and Kimiko: Long story. Dojo: One day, they have this spot. Angry wicked words were exchanged. Words? That could never taking back. And when it was old...these two friends...would never...speak..again. [sobs] It's funny. But I know even remember what the fight was about. [pause] Oh, wait. Now I remember. Chuck wanted to borrow my yo-yo. My favorite yo-yo. The treasure family yo-yo! I politely told Chuck know. But didn't live it that. NO! He snacked to my room and too many away! And then...he lost it. LOST IT! Well, they played dumb. Never set a word. Until one night I caught a talking asleep! The only time that scoundrel couldn't tell them truth! And he's gone. GOOD RIDDANCE TO YO-YO THIEF! [spits on Clay's dinner] Clay: Dojo, why'd you spittin' my food? Dojo: Oh. Sorry. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Dojo: No winner!? What a rip-off! You wouldn't see this in the old days! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Jermaine: [After Jack gets the Manchurian Musca] Yo, Omi, you must be trippin'. Omi: I am not taking a trip! Jermaine: Your hotdogging cost us a Shen Gong Wu! Omi: Are you saying it is BECAUSE OF ME?! Jermaine: I'm saying, some poser may need a refresher course on how to be a Xiaolin warrior. Omi: A refresher course!? I should be TEACHING the refresher course! Jermaine: Man, you got an ego bigger than that dome of yours. Omi: Nothing is bigger than my dome! And I thank you to leave my dome OUT OF IT! Jermaine: Can you believe this guy man? Dojo: Hey, there are three things I've learned not to talk about. Religion, politics and Omi's head. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Omi: Oh, thank you, Master Fung. I promise I will not let you up. Master Fung: Down. Omi: In every direction. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Omi: I knew you would twice-cross me! So I twice-crossed you first! Raimundo: That's double-crossed, but I think we get the idea. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Katnappé: Four monks down and one whiny geek to go. Jack: I'M NOT WHINY! Katnappé: Woozy Shooter! Jack: Reversing Mirror! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Clay: How do you manage to win every game? Omi: That is most simple: I cheat. [they all look at him] No, no, I am a betrayer when I say I cheat. Raimundo: How do we know that you're not betraying us now, Omi? Omi: [seriously] Because, Raimundo, you are all my friends, and I could never betray my friends. [Laughs, knocking his head at the table] Ha ha ha, I have mastered deception! Let's play again! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Jack Spicer: H-hey, hey! H-how'd you get all the way over here when...I...left you...over there? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Chase Young: You have learned well, Omi. Omi: Well, I WAS taught by the best! Chase Young: Thank you. Omi: I was speaking of Master Fung! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Raimundo: Whoo! C'est la vie, Salad-Breath! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Raimundo: I bet he writes those on the palm of his hand. [Kimiko snickers] Master Fung: No Raimundo, I write them inside my eyelids. That is why I blink often. [Blinks rapidly] Dojo: [Pops out of Raimundo's shirt] B-U-S-T-E-D. Ooooohhhh! [Shudders] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Vlad: What you know about Heylin Seed? Jack Spicer: I read something about it in Evil Seeds and Gardens. Why? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Kimiko: It's Spicer, he took the seed! Clay: And the hotdogs! Come back here with them doggies you no good, low down snake, you yellow bellied, dirty little side winder. I'm gonna get you! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Vlad: I hear Wuya dump you, again. Jack Spicer: [Imitating Vlad] "I jear Wuya dump you!" Nobody hears Wuya dump me, because I dump Wuya. Vlad: That is not what they say on Internet! Jack Spicer: [Excitedly] I'm on the Internet? Vlad: Da, in warrior chat rooms everywhere! You big laughing stock! Now when person loses everything, new hip thing to say is 'Aw, I got Jacked!' [Laughs evilly] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Omi: Now I understand! Jack is only a mere puppy! Raimundo: ...Puppet, I'm guessing. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Chase Young: Tongue of Saiping! Monkeys of the jungle, I summon your presence! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Master Fung: The Fountain of Hui has just revealed itself. When activated, it provides unlimited knowledge. Kimiko: Sounds like a pretty handy Wu if you're doing a crossword puzzle. Master Fung: I'm afraid by itself, it can only provide random information. But, when combined its sister Shen Gong Wu the Eagle Scope, the two can be used to unlock the greatest secrets of the universe. Omi: You mean like why baboons have such colorful buttocks? Master Fung: Yes, and even greater secrets. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Monkey: Mind turning down the volume? Some of us are trying to get a little shuteye. Omi: [Using the Tongue of Saiping] In the middle of the day? You are a very lazy animal! Rabbit: Huh, what a mouth on someone so small. Omi: I am not small, I am compact! Bird: Yeah, anymore 'compact' and we'd need a microscope to find you! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Omi: We will always listen to you...no matter how stupid your excuse may be. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Jack: Hey, usually I'm the one who messes up a Xiaolin Showdown. Looks like the shoe's on a different foot...if you had a foot. [chuckles, Wuya gets angry as she flies through his face, creeping him out] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Wuya: [During a Xiaolin Showdown] Shroud of Shadows! Kimiko: Hey! That's cheating! That wasn't one of the Shen Gong Wu wagered! Wuya: You're fighting evil. What do you expect? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago

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