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Tubbimura:
You must choose. Drop the Sword of the Storm or fall.

Raimundo:
'Kay, I choose fall.

Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1  Show Quote

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Master Fung:
You weren't defeated by your opponent Raimundo.

Raimundo:
Oh, no? Would you like to see the impression of his boot on my butt?

Master Fung:
[Hurriedly] Oh, that won't be necessary. You were defeated by your lack of knowledge. Remember, a drop of knowledge is more powerful than a sea of force.

Raimundo:
[Sighs] Can't anyone speak normally around here?

Master Fung:
Reflect on these things. As for me, I think I shall try my hand at Goo Zombies 2.

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Jack Spicer:
Oh, I’m leaving alright, and you’re coming with me!

Kimiko:
Oh, really, who’s gonna make me?

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Jack Spicer:
Kimiko, meet Kimiko. Or should I say, meet your match.

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Clay:
Face it, Raimundo. He's all over you like stink on a skunk.

Raimundo:
Ah-ah! The master isn't through yet. Gotcha, don't I?

Omi:
No, the Ace is in your sleeve. I only hesitate because I'm thinking of Kimiko again. Or perhaps I should say, the one who CALLS herself Kimiko.

Raimundo:
You're tiger instincts are keen, bro. But your theory about Kim is… I don't know, it's-

Clay:
Buggier than a June bug?

Raimundo:
Yeah, it's buggier than a June bug.

Omi:
No. I am sure of myself on this matter. But if you will not listen, perhaps Master Fung will.

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Omi:
[points at Chameleon (disguised as Kimiko) taking the Shen Gong Wu to Clay and Raimundo] See? You see, you see, you see?!

Clay:
I see but…I do not wanna believe.

Raimundo:
NIFTY! I should've caught it at NIFTY!

Omi:
Imposter, show your true form!

Kimiko (Chameleon):
How about if I show you this instead?

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Jack Spicer:
Jack Spicer, evil boy genius. [starts putting the Shen Gong Wu in his sack while singing a tune]

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Clay:
Aw, man! That's the second hat this week. Now I'm mad! [starts huffing and puffing angrily]

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Wuya:
You have done well, Jack Spicer.

Jack Spicer:
Evil Genius well!?

Wuya:
Don't ruin the moment.

Jack Spicer:
Sorry.

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Jack:
Any idea where we're going?

Wuya:
No, but I could always glide through the walls, and peek ahead.

Jack:
N-not a good idea.

Wuya:
Why? You're not afraid of the dark, are you?

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Omi:
My viper strike was not very good.

Dizzy Omi:
I never made it passed level 1.

Fat Omi:
I ate cookie dough all night. [burps] Oh. May I never be hungry again.

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Omi:
Now remember, we must find the.. er... thingie!

Omi clones:
[scratching heads] Oh, yes, we must find, we have to find the thingie!

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Master Fung:
I want them spotless, Omi. Spotless. [holds up a brush and gives Omi an angry look]

Omi:
[remorsefully] Yes, Master. Spotless.

[Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay watch from outside the kitchen]

Master Fung:
I will inspect your work in one hour. [leaves the kitchen, slamming the door shut]

Kimiko:
Wow, I've never seen Master Fung so upset.

Clay:
He looked as mad as a beaver in a petrified forest.

Omi:
Master Fung is right to be angry. [starts getting to work] I have acted most shamefully. Because of my disobedience, we still only have one Shen Gong Wu.

Raimundo:
Yeah, true. [Kimiko angrily nudges him in the arm] Ow! What?! I'm just agreeing with what he said. Besides, maybe it's better this way.

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Dojo:
Maybe I can be the dragon of…FIRE!

Kimiko:
Sorry, position's filled.

Dojo:
Then how 'bout soot?

Raimundo:
Soot? Not impressive.

Dojo:
And this is comin' from the wind guy? Ooh! How 'bout gas, huh? I eat a few cans o' beans and BAM! I'm in, baby!

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Omi:
Ha! Right there!

Raimundo:
The Sapphire Dragon.

Omi:
The most dangerous Shen Gong Wu. It is only to be used as an absolute last resort. It will turn your enemy into a sapphire statue.

Raimundo:
And a guy next door, the old lady down the street, the kids at the playground.

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[After getting almost blasted by the sapphire dragon]

Raimundo:
You think he'd be grateful we rescued him from the volcano.

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Dojo:
Alright then, just remember, you asked for it! [panicking whimpering]

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[Episode starts with the Xiaolin monks and Dojo in New York City]

Omi:
[sees the statue of Lady Liberty through binoculars] Whoa! Who is that lady?

Kimiko:
That's the Statue of Liberty, Omi.

Omi:
She must have been a great Xiaolin warrior, to get a statue that big.

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Dojo:
Good luck. The Serpent's Tail is always moving.

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Omi:
Oh, no! My friends are lost in New York City! How will they survive without ME?!

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Kimiko:
Dojo, anything you can do here?

Dojo:
Eh...uh, gee guys. I-I-I'm not big on trains. A-and that third rail really chafes.

Kimiko:
Dojo!

Dojo:
Okay, okay.

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Caesar(he turns, unimpressed):
Hello, Xena!... (Xena is captured in nets)

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Caesar:
Interesting.Roman design.I can't believe you would double-cross me.Just as I was about to double-cross you.

Xena:
How'd you know?

Caesar:
You have one obsession, Xena.That's me.And because of it I have you, I have Vercinix, and somewhere out there, is an irritating blonde with a follow-up plan that no longer exists.

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Gabrielle:
I don't know what is happening to me,Xena. I did something I would never do. I played judge, jury and executioner. (Holds Crassus' ring and stares at it)

Xena:
You only did what I told you to.

Gabrielle:
You said Crassus living or dying wasn't the point. I had a choice. I made it.

Xena:
Gabrielle, I put you in a situation I had no right to.I expected you to accept my logic in it and ignore you heart.

Gabrielle:
But I know you were right.

Xena:
It wasn't right for you.It's not who you are. If I had to this all over again... I'd

Gabrielle:
You'd still do it.

Xena:
If I couldn't find another way, I would. But I wouldn't include you.

Gabrielle:
Yeah, but I be hurt if you didn't.

Xena:
How many more times are you gonna follow me into battle?...huh...How many more times I am going to hurt you? (Xena caresses Gabrielle) You are the most dear thing to me in all the world... Yet instead of protecting you...

Gabrielle:
I am here because I want to be here.I love you, Xena.

Xena:
I love you, too, Gabrielle. (Gabrielle drops the ring into the sea)

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