The Genius:
I am the Genius, Lanny Poffo. That means an awful lot.
Not only can I prove I am, but you can't prove I'm not.
I speak eleven languages. Escucha por favor.
Santana comes from Mexico, yo hablo mas mejor.
The French I speak is magnifique, they told me in Paree.
My Italian's molto bene; I learned when I was three.
I speak Latin, Greek, and Russian, Hebrew and Portuguese.
I speak Swedish and Norwegian, and I'm learning Japanese.
Aside from my intelligence, I'm cunning as a rat.
And I shall put these attributes to use upon the mat.
I remind the competition and every wrestling fan
Behold, the Genius Lanny Poffo:
the world's smartest man!