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Xavier:
If you want to experience the real America, you've got to build an artificial world, a robotic amusement park, full of android Americans programmed to be good to you and to let you into their humble lives.

Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

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Xavier:
[trying to perform CPR on a dead man at a wake] People! A man has fallen! Man down! He needs help! You dark heartless rubberneckers sit back in black! Asses to asses! Butts in dust, doing nutting all over the face of this place!

Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

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Xavier:
I hate to brag my britches, but I'm a rather large medium when I penetrate the gray veil. Baleed me, once I get this dead motor mouth yapping through me, he won't stop chewing my lips off till I have to knock his black off and jack our mouths off.

Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

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Xavier:
Mine is the story of a man searching far and wide, fat and thick and deep for his mother once thought dead. Have you seen her? She's about yay tall and about ooh big [cupping where breasts would be on his chest] and about mmm nice. [groping his crotch] I have a sketch you could print. [pulls out sketch of himself]

Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

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Reporter:
[Writing] Wow... look at him... go.

Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

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Xavier:
Does your paper have a missed connection section? Take this down! You: Sandy, 5ft blonde, pretty drunk, we made passing eye contact whilst you were giving birth to me. Me: single white male, thick and huge, I tore you up that night, cocoa?

Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

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Xena:
People are too quick to go for their sword. It should always be the last resort.

Gabrielle:
I don't want to learn to kill. I want to learn to survive.

Xena:
All right. The rules of survival. Number one: if you can run, run. Number two: if you can't run...surrender, and then run. Number three: if you are outnumbered, let them fight each other...while you run. Number four...

Gabrielle:
Wait. More running?

Xena:
No. Four is where you talk your way out of it, and I know you can do that. It's wisdom before weapons, Gabrielle.

Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 1  Show Quote

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Charon:
What is it all coming to? ... We have got everything turned upside-down. All the wicked are in the Elysian Fields. All the good guys are down in Tartarus. And we got tourists already.

Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 1  Show Quote

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Toxeus (Xena killed him):
Tell me who had the pleasure of killing you?

Xena:
No one... My horse threw me and I broke my little neck.

Toxeus:
Oh, I love that. You didn't even get to go out like a hero.

Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 1  Show Quote

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Xena:
Tell me truth, Marcus. You were put with the wicked when you died, didn't you?

Marcus:
Well, like your friend says, hard to make up for a lifetime of evil with single good deed in the end.

Xena:
So if we succeed in putting things right, you will spend the rest of eternity in Tartarus with the very people you are about to betray. Why are you doing this, Marcus?

Marcus:
Xena, I died doing a selfless act. You taught me how sweet that could be. I knew you'd do the same thing if you were in my place.

Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 1  Show Quote

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Brood Queen:
Secure them!

[Wolverine puts down Storm]

Wolverine:
Secure this!

X-Men, Season 3  Show Quote

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Wolverine:
[unsheathes claws] Don't tell ME about God! What kind of God would let men do THIS to me?

Nightcrawler:
Our ability to understand God's purpose is limited. But we take comfort in the fact that His love... is limitless!

Wolverine:
Huh. I used to buy into all of that. But I've lived too long... and I done too much.

Nightcrawler:
Life will ALWAYS be hard. I understand this better than most. Yet, despite it all, people of EVERY faith believe there is a God who LOVES them. Can so many be wrong? Open your heart, Herr Logan. Would it hurt so much to see the world... through different eyes?

X-Men, Season 4  Show Quote

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Nightcrawler:
Thank you, my friends. Your presence here was a great blessing.

Wolverine:
What do you mean, blessing? Look at this place! We blew it!

Nightcrawler:
I disagree. Brother Reinhardt understands his tragic mistake and has repented. The townspeople no longer look at me with fear in their hearts. There was no loss of life. All are reasons to be thankful.

Rogue:
What about the monastery?

Nightcrawler:
A great tragedy. But it was only stone and mortar. The foundation God has built in our hearts can never be destroyed.

Wolverine:
Man, I don't get you.

Nightcrawler:
[hands Logan a Bible] Here, I've marked a few passages you may find rewarding. Remember, Herr Logan, "Different eyes."

X-Men, Season 4  Show Quote

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Wolverine:
[reading from the Bible Nightcrawler gave him] I will give thanks to you, oh Lord. For though You are angry with me, Your anger turned away, and You comforted me. I will trust, and I will not be afraid.

X-Men, Season 4  Show Quote

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Wolverine:
What does it all mean, Hank? I came here to find answers and now I know less than I did before. I can't even trust my own memories!

X-Men, Season 4  Show Quote

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Beast:
A lie which is half a truth is ever the blackest of lies.

X-Men, Season 4  Show Quote

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Jean Grey:
You did what?!

Gambit:
I just gave da ham a little juicin' up.

Jean Grey:
I want this... this- this swamp-rat out of my kitchen! Now!

X-Men, Season 4  Show Quote

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[Cyclops zaps the broccoli while Jean Grey is throwing the broccoli at Gambit, and Rogue catches it]

Cyclops:
Stop it! You're both acting like children! This is Christmas Eve, remember?

X-Men, Season 4  Show Quote

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Gambit:
What do you mean not eatin'?! Gambit has spent days on dis meal! My oyster loaf! My daube glace!

Jean Grey:
We can warm it up tomorrow.

Gambit:
Warm it up?! You do not warm up such a meal! Gambit does not make TV dinners.

X-Men, Season 4  Show Quote

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Wolverine:
That's some fancy shooting, Cable. REALLY brought the house down.

X-Men, Season 4  Show Quote

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Jean Grey:
How much do you love Charles Xavier?

Magneto:
How dare you ask me such a question? He was my only equal. I owe him my life!

Jean Grey:
What would you do if you knew you were the only one on Earth who could save his life?

Magneto:
Do not play games with me!

Jean Grey:
Listen to me. A telepathic message to Lilandra is Xavier's only hope. You may be able to supercharge his mind just like you did mine. His brainwaves are electromagnetic.

Magneto:
You lie to torture me. My legions await my command, pledging body and soul to me. With a single word I can remake the world. I cannot leave!

Cyclops:
You know what you should do.

Magneto:
Why NOW? My greatest enemy, and perhaps my only friend... but I have waited all my life for this moment!

Cyclops:
Wouldn't he do it for you?

X-Men, Season 5  Show Quote

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Professor X:
Hello, Magnus. Surely you have more pressing business than nursing an old friend.

Magneto:
Nothing more important.

Professor X:
Thank you. It seems I have quite an audience. Thank you all. I'm grateful to have the chance, to say goodbye.

X-Men, Season 5  Show Quote

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Professor X:
Morph: it's nice to see you home. In facing your fears, you have truly proven yourself an X-Man. Gambit: how often must a scoundrel prove himself a hero, before he believes it himself? Jubilee: you are the future. When I look at your face, I see hope. Storm: my beautiful Storm, mighty as a hurricane, gentle as a summer rain. You honor me with your friendship. Wolverine: loner, you have found a family. Wild savage, you have found dignity. Cynic, you have found faith. Rogue: unable to touch, yet look around you. You will find that you have touched us all. Jean: first in my heart. Your courage allowed you to see things no other human ever has, yet remain the same innocent child I met so very long ago.

X-Men, Season 5  Show Quote

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Professor X:
Scott: were I your father, I would tell you that no son could ever be truer.

X-Men, Season 5  Show Quote

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