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[A dog barks off in the distance]

Ricky:
Shut up! You better shut up or I'll come out there after ya. I swear to God, I'll kill every one of ya!

Julian:
Ricky, would you shut up?! Go to sleep! (cuts to Julian inside the trailer) Well, I've been out of jail for a week now and it's time for me to make some important decisions in my life. I'm gonna go to community college.

Ricky:
Will you dogs please stop barking? I'm trying to sleep here.

Julian:
I'm either gonna become an electrician, a meat cutter, or I'm gonna get into television and radio broadcasting.

Ricky:
Stop fucking barking!

(Gunshots are heard as Julian runs out of his trailer to see Ricky firing his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky, what are you shooting at?!

Ricky:
Shut the fuck up! Squirrels and dogs and assholes! (fires off his pistol once more) Shut up!

Julian:
Ricky, Ricky! Hold your fire. (walks towards Ricky) What are you doing?

Ricky:
Shh, shh. Listen, listen.

[The dog continues to bark]

Ricky:
Asshole. (fires off his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky, what are you doing? We're on probation, man.

Ricky:
I'm trying to get some sleep here, Julian.

Julian:
Do you want to go back to jail?

Ricky:
I can't handle this livin' in a car shit.

Julian:
Do you want to go back to jail?

Ricky:
Listen to this shit. (fires his pistol again)

Julian:
Get in the car. (pushes Ricky into the car) Get in the car.

Donny:
STOP FUCKIN' FIRIN'!!

[Ricky honks the horn to get the dog to stop barking]

Donny:
WHAT IN THE FUCK?!

Julian:
Shut up!

Ricky:
I wish everyone would shut the fuck up out there.

Julian:
Ricky, what are you doing?

[The dog continues to bark]

Ricky:
Assholes. (brings out his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky! (stops Ricky from firing and attempts to take the gun out of his hand) Listen, give me that gun. (takes the pistol)

Ricky:
You don't know what it's like livin' in a car, Julian. I got insects and animals fucking me around in here.

Julian:
That's what you've got to deal with when you're in a car.

Ricky:
I can't sleep!

Julian:
Go to sleep. You know what? You're moving out of here tomorrow.

Ricky:
Why?

Julian:
'Cause you're driving me nuts. You're shooting guns off in the middle of the night.

Ricky:
It's not a big deal, Julian.

Julian:
Think, Ricky, think.

Ricky:
I can't sleep, is the problem.

Julian:
Go to sleep.

Ricky:
Can I have the gun back in case anything happens?

Julian:
No more of this shit.

Ricky:
I won't fire it unless I absolutely have to.

Julian:
You're not going to fire it at all. (gives Ricky his pistol back, then walks off) Go to sleep. Idiot.

[The dog continues to bark]

Ricky:
Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP! (fires his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky! Put that thing away!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Ricky is asleep in the Shitmobile, Bubbles knocks on the roof, waking Ricky up with a start]

Bubbles:
I want my kitty.

Ricky:
Fuck off, Bubbles! You gave me the cat!

Bubbles:
I didn't say you could keep him, and I don't want him living in a fuckin' car.

Ricky:
Bubbles, you got tons of cats. Let me keep him.

Bubbles:
He was a loaner. I loaned him to you.

Ricky:
Well, I need him. Look at my weed plants. One of them's dead.

Bubbles:
I don't give a flyin' fuck. I didn't. Never said you could keep him.

Ricky:
What the hell are you doing waking me up so early?

Bubbles:
No cat of mine's gonna live in a car. Julian!

[Julian storms out of his trailer]

Julian:
Will both of you guys shut up!

Bubbles:
Ricky won't give me my kitty!

Julian:
Ricky, give him his cat!

Ricky:
It's my cat now! He gave it to me!

Julian:
I don't care! Give him his cat!

[Ricky reaches into the back seat and grabs a potted plant]

Ricky:
Look. You see that? You know why it's dead? Because a squirrel peed in it! That's why I need the cat. He protects my weed plants! I got four plants left, guys. That's all I got left in my life. Please let me have one cat to protect my plants.

Bubbles:
Here's what I know, Ricky. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, ya own it. If it doesn't, ya don't own it. And if it doesn't, you're an asshole, just like you.

[Bubbles slams the door lock down so Ricky can't get out of the car]

Julian:
Stay in the car!

[ Julian grabs the cat carrier out of the back seat and gives it to Bubbles]

Julian:
Bubbles, take your cat! Get out of here! Ricky, you stay in the car!

[Ricky struggles to get the door open]

Ricky:
You let me out of this car right now!

[Ricky punches the car door repeatedly]

Julian:
CALM DOWN!

Ricky:
FUCKIN' LET ME OUT OF HERE! I WANT THAT CAT BACK! I NEED HIM!

Julian:
Bubbles, get out of here! Calm down, Ricky.

Ricky:
I just got woken up in the middle of a great dream and I'm pissed off!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[Julian talks to the camera inside his trailer; through the window we see Ricky and Bubbles grappling in the front yard]

Julian:
I was at a party a long time ago at Ricky's house, and um. I think Lucy was about 18 or something...

Lucy:
I met Julian at a party when I was like 17 or whatever and. I mean, it was. It was a long time ago and...You know, nothing really happened.

Julian:
Anyway, we got, uh, really drunk and ate a shitload of mushrooms, and. I experienced memory loss and woke up and she was naked in bed with me. I don't think anything happened, but. I don't know, I just got out of there.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jim:
All right everybody, clear the area! Hand over the weapons, Bubbles.

Bubbles:
Go fuck yourself, Lahey.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ricky:
Well, I think somebody has been talking to Trinity and they've misleaded her around and basically they said that, you know, I'm drunk and stupid all the time, which isn't the case. Once in a while I get drunk, once in a while something comes out of my mouth that may not be the smartest thing in the world, but she shouldn't be worried about growing up drunk and stupid like me. That's not gonna happen. She's already smarter than me, you know, and she's only like 9 years old.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jim:
Where's the five grand, Ricky?

Ricky:
It's right here, Shitler.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Megan:
Remember when ma decided to cook for Thanksgiving and she put cayenne pepper on the turkey instead of paprika? And she told us to be thankful we still have mouths left?

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

[When Megan tells Sam she has AIDS]

Megan:
Sam, say something, please.

Sam:
I don't know what to say.

Megan:
It's okay. Nobody ever does.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Megan:
Sam, look, I appreciate everything you're trying to do but if you wanna do something for me, be my friend.

Sam:
I'm not trying to do anything. And I am your friend. But a friend can't be there for you the way a husband can. And I will love you and I will care for you...

Megan:
...'til death do we part.

Sam:
That's the vow I wanna make.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Tess:
War, famine, plagues have wiped out entire civilizations but love has never been wiped out.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Tess:
I could yell the words of God until the cows come home but you wouldn't hear. Not until you let go of your fear.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Clarice:
I want to save them.

Tess:
Precious, there's nothing you can do but love them.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Tess:
There's nothing more dangerous than loving. Unless it's not loving. He didn't say it was gonna be easy. But He says it's surely gonna be worthwhile.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Megan:
Let me just ask you one thing. Why? Why did He do this to me? Why did I do to deserve this?

Monica:
Nothing. Megan, you've done nothing. This is not a punishment. God hasn't done this to you. God didn't set this journey in motion. He's just as angry as you are that you have to walk this road. But He promises you this, Megan. He will walk this road with you and He will be there for you when you reach the end of it. God loves you. The love has always been there for you. All any of you needed was the courage to hold onto it.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Monica:
[Holding a toad] I think this is one of the ugliest things I've ever seen.

Tess:
Well, I suppose he is if that's all you're looking at.

Monica:
He?

Tess:
Yeah, that's Jerome. He's got a name and a heart and warts. I guess the warts are all you can see.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Monica:
This isn't one of those "Walk a mile in her shoes" things, is it?

Tess:
Try stilettos.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Tess:
I wish you hadn't brought that boy in here. He was not in the plan. No, sir!

Monica:
Maybe the plan should change.

Tess:
Well, who do you think you are, Ms. Wings? The last time I looked, I didn't see any bumper stickers that says "Smile, 'cause Monica loves you".

Monica:
How can anybody expect me to stand aside while Emily needs help and her mother won't give it to her? I think the reason I'm here is for Emily and not for Ginger.

Tess:
Dangerous waters, baby. Just because you don't like the horse is no excuse to start changing ponies midstream.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Monica:
[praying] The truth is I don't like Ginger. I hate what she's doing to her child. I don't understand it. I don't know how to get through to her. She makes me so angry that I'm afraid of what I'll say to her next so I end up not saying anything at all. I'm sorry. Really, I am sorry but I don't know what to say anymore without telling her the truth... [Realizes] And the truth shall set her free.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Monica:
(to Ginger, upset) I am sorry...but for you to twist your superstitions and your fables into a life sentence for that little child--then THAT MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Tess (scolding Al):
Well then, Mr. Light Fingers, you go over there and tell those kids they're not getting to Nashville. And you make sure that little girl understands real good that she's not getting her face fixed.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Tess:
God raised this balloon. And He's able to raise your standards... All you have to do is get in and hold on.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Monica:
There are great mysteries in this world that we don't understand, Ginger. Only God does. But this I do understand. That no mistake you have ever made is bigger than God's power to fix it.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Emily:
Mama, I'm gonna have an operation.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Tess:
Your problem is that you get too emotionally involved in your cases... Which is one of the things I love most about ya.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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