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Ricky:
Look, I can't speak without swearing, and I've only got my grade 10, and I haven't had a cigarette since I've been arrested, I'm ready to fuckin' snap. So I'd like to make a request under the people's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom. Because if I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked. And so are all these guys. I won't be able to properly express myself at a court level, and that's bullshit. It's not fair and if you ask me, I think it's a fuckin' miss draw.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Judge:
And Richard, before you begin, I'd like to say that I think this is a very bad idea. However, you do have a right to defend yourself, so proceed, but please remember to watch your language.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Ricky:
Thank you, Your Majesty.

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Judge:
Thank you. Richard, since you chose to defend yourself and fire the public defender, I guess it's your turn to question the witness.

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Prosecutor:
He can't even speak without swearing. Your honor, this is ludicrous. It's a disgrace to these proceedings.

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Ricky:
Alright, I'm fuck. I'm sorry about the bulls. About all the stuff but the prosecutor is a f... He's a. He's an F in bad guy and he's. He's pissin' me off.

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Judge:
Richard, please.

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Prosecutor:
Oh F objection! that's the 17th time that he has sworn so far.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Ricky:
Blah blah blah blah blah fuck.

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Prosecutor:
Thank you Mr. Lahey for your expert testimony and for providing this very illuminating tape. Your honor, I think the video evidence clearly speaks for itself and that any sane and rational person would have no choice but to convict these individuals of these ridiculous crimes.

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Trevor:
What the fuck are you doin'!

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Trevor:
Well fuck man!

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Cory:
Aw shit! Security Dude!

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Trevor:
Yeah. I guess it's not that bad.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Cory:
Yeah man, but the cruise. We gotta do the cruise.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Trevor:
Then we should stop doing this.

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Cory:
Man, I'm felling sick, dude.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Trevor:
(spits gas out of his mouth) Sneeze old man.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Ricky:
Cory, shut the fuck up, leave my daughter alone and listen to me. Go to the store, get Julian some rum and go siphon some fuckin' gas, alright? Cuz I gotta take Trinity to go get some patches.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Cory:
Come on! That's ridiculous, dude!

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Ricky:
Are you gonna fight my daughter who's 9 years old?! Cuz you're probably gonna get hurt, okay? Boys, don't fuck this up. I am your boss. You do what I say when I say it. Or I'll report both of you to Julian and you won't be goin' on this fuckin' cruise, okay?

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Cory:
Stop it. I'm not lettin' ya.

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Ricky:
Just let her hit you, Cory. Stand down and listen to me.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Cory:
Stop it. Stop it.

– Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

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