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Dr. Steve Brule: Am I my brother's keeper? I don't know, but my brother is here as my next guest. His name is Stan Brule, and he's the coolest person of my whole world. Welcome to the programs, Stan. Good to be here. Stan Brule: Good to be here, Steven. Dr. Steve Brule: What's it like being the coolest guy in town? Stan Brule: I have a lot of friends all over the world. Dr. Steve Brule: Really? Stan Brule: Yes. Dr. Steve Brule: Uh-huh. Stan Brule: [shrugs] Dr. Steve Brule: Does anyone ever call you "Stanley"? Stan Brule: I own my own pizza oven in my house. Could have as many extra ingredients as I want, and it doesn't cost me any extra. Dr. Steve Brule: Stan, tell out audience about your inventions. Did you ever invent a jet pack? Stan Brule: I invented, um....a jet pack. I was gonna invent a skrateboard, but I already have 5 hundred of them. So I was like, "Forget it, I'll just make a flying surfboard instead with a jet-ski engine on it". Dr. Steve Brule: [excited] Really? Stan Brule: I have about 150 jet skis. Dr. Steve Brule: [laughs] That's cool! Stan Brule: Just ride them around the ocean or in a pond. Dr. Steve Brule: Tell me, Stan -- What's your favorite food? Stan Brule: Prizza. Dr. Steve Brule: Uh-huh. Stan Brule: Or egg rolls. I was flying my own jet, and I was like, "I'm out of egg rolls. Where am I gonna go? I'll go to the Great Wall of China and see if they have egg rolls there", and they did. Dr. Steve Brule: Is that -- Is that right? Stan Brule: [nodding his head meaning "yes"] Dr. Steve Brule: It's been a pleasure talking with you 'cause you're my older brother and I really look up to you. Stan Brule: I know. [Dr. Brule and Stan Brule shake hands in air style] Stan Brule: I know. It's good to see you, Steven. Stay cool. Dr. Steve Brule: [to the crew] Does it look good? Does it looks real? [sees Stan Brule was just a edited mirror reflection] Dr. Steve Brule: Just wanted to see what it would be like to have a brother. [chuckles] Gotcha. Check it out. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 20 days ago
Doug Prishpreed: Hello, sports fans. I'm Doug Prishpreed. Everyone loves a three-legged race, so sign up for the Annual Myer's Super Foods 3 Legs Crumbs disease charity run. I'm dumb for crumbs. Doug will be there. That's me. I need a partner. Doug Prishpreed: A lady partner, please. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 20 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Sometimes you have to have a heart-to-heart talk. And I really wanted to see my daddy, so I talked to him and said, "You're my best daddy. You're my best friend". My best daddy. Dr. Steve Brule's Daddy: [deep voice] Oh, boy. Dr. Steve Brule: Let's go to the park and just hang around and hold hands and have a picnic of cheese and grapes and some wines. Sweet sunset wine. Dr. Steve Brule: He left me when I was a little boy, so I really want to say, "How come you left"? [chuckles] That's cool, Dad! Never told me why. I guess he just wanted to focus on his work. He was a fry cook. Dr. Steve Brule: But you can't just give away a baby. You have to -- You have to stay with it and make it your baby son, not just like a dog that you just throw in the river. Dr. Steve Brule: Turns out this man wasn't my daddy, but he looked just like him. He was the same size. Dr. Steve Brule: [to his fake daddy] Hold me like a daddy. Dr. Steve Brule: So I had a heart-to-heart with him. It was almost the same as Dad. Dr. Steve Brule's Dad: [grunts happily] Dr. Steve Brule: For your heart. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 20 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: ...segment for "Check it Out" with my Uncle Gary (Gary Brule). I'm happy that you're here 'cause you're the coolest unker anybody could have. Gary Brule: Wow. That sounds great. Dr. Steve Brule: He's been entertaining my family for Thanksgiving after Thanksgiving dinner...with amazing tricks a-and magic. Dr. Steve Brule: How di you get started making magic, Uncle Gary? Gary Brule: Well, my Dad, uh, was originally in Vaudeville. Now, when I was born and raised, it was Vaudeville long gone by that time, but he still had friends that would drop by. And one of those friends showed me a card trick. I was maybe 8 years old. I don't actually remember his real name, but he had a big name that was Vaudeville. And, uh, they would be traveling shows that would come in and do what they called variety acts. Now, that would be a tap dancer, a singer, a magician, anything -- An acrobat -- All of that. That was all Vaudeville. Dr. Steve Brule: [after getting bored] I know. Gary Brule: And Al Jolson was part of it. And so were some of the -- Dr. Steve Brule: I know. Al Jolson was part of it. Gary Brule: Yeah. Dr. Steve Brule: You see, he was a famous, uh, Vaudeville. Gary Brule: He was certainly one of the biggest and one of the best and the most copied at the time. But there were big, uh, Houdini was part of Vaudeville at that time. Dr. Steve Brule: [snorts] It's been so nice having you here, Uncle Gary. Gary Brule: Well, thank-- [cuts off to the next scene] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 20 days ago
Doug Prishpreed: [out of character] You're waving your hands in all kinds of directions. Eric Wareheim: This is your close-up camera, and this is the wide shot, so just -- You can just remain here. Doug Prishpreed: What do you guys wa-- [breaking news plays] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 20 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: We're here with Dorris Pringle-Brule, who is an antique collector and who is my mommy. [Dr. Brule kisses his Ma's hand] Dr. Steve Brule: What things do you like to collect? Dorris Pringle-Brule: Cigarette butts, newspapers. Dr. Steve Brule: There's a whole bunch of hair out back. Dorris Pringle-Brule: I made you a wig for your school picture. Dr. Steve Brule: I didn't want to wear it, but you said it looked better than my hair. Dorris Pringle-Brule: I-I name everything. Dr. Steve Brule: What's this one? [holds a jug carton] Dorris Pringle-Brule: Dr. Curtis Reed. Dr. Steve Brule: [sniffs] [coughs] The doctor's rotten to the core. [chuckles] Dr. Steve Brule: You wanted to keep us close to home, didn't ya? Dorris Pringle-Brule: I put poison on your sandwiches when you weren't good so it'd slow you guys down a little bit. I was gonna mount your heads on the wall -- You and your Dad's. That way I could see you once in a while whenever I wanted to. Dr. Steve Brule: But we would be dead, mommy. Dorris Pringle-Brule: But you'd be here. I was gonna bury you underneath the house so you'd always be here. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 20 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: For my first segment about family, I interviewed a very important person in my life. Guess who. You still can't guess? It's my Mom -- [music cue plays] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 20 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Family. Where would you be without them? Dr. Steve Brule: Nowhere. That's where. We wouldn't be borned. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 20 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Hi. I'm Dr. Steve Brule. Welcome back to "Check it out", the show that checks stuff out. Today's show is gonna be about [sighs] family. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 20 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: [burps] "My mother, my uncle -- Is that who made me? Am I just a piece of rotten fruit from my family tree? What will the future hold? Who knows? All I know is my family grows". Dr. Steve Brule: That's a poem by Stan Brule, my brother. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 20 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Promotional considerations for "Check it Out" provided by the -- The Troy Hotel. Why don't you stay there sometime? You have your own bed. You can pay for it and if you make a mess, the maid will clean it up. You can even go pee-pee in your bed. Doesn't matter. Just go stay at the Troy Hotel and lodge and inn, ya dungus. Tell 'em, Dr. Stevie Brule sent ya. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 21 days ago
Some Guy in the Back: [to Dr. Brule] Good night. Dr. Steve Brule: Have a great da-- [closing theme plays] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 21 days ago
[after the Relationships episode is ending] Dr. Steve Brule: We'll what have we learned today. Dr. Steve Brule: Shawarma gas keeps boys away. Dr. Steve Brule: If you wanna feel sexy, touch your face. Dr. Steve Brule: Sex is no laughing matter unless you get nervous and get the giggles. Dr. Steve Brule: Don't listen to hunks about sex. They think they know everything. Dr. Steve Brule: Boobies taste and feel like roast beef. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 21 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: We're back with a very special segment on sleeping and how to share a bed. And with me, of course, is Jan Skylar. Jan, what's the most important thing for when you have to share a bed for sleeping? Jan Skylar: Well, it's very easy. The first things you do is you want to get into a very comfortable sleeping gown. This is my sleeping attire that -- I'm -- We'll be demonstrating with tonight. Dr. Steve Brule: I just have my underwears. Jan Skylar: Okay. That's fine. This is what I do every night. I get into bed, and I lure Wayney in. I lure him in like this. Sometimes it's nice to give a little reward. Dr. Steve Brule: [sees Jan's butt] And it's a nice view from here. Now what? Jan Skylar: Now you have to get into bed. Dr. Steve Brule: Okay. Jan Skylar: You got to get up in here. Dr. Steve Brule: It's wobbly. Jan Skylar: I always have a hard time falling asleep, but if I'm with someone I love, I usually have them bring their arm around like this, and they can put their hand wherever they want. Dr. Steve Brule: And it's right on your roast beef. Jan Skylar: Oops. [sniffs[ Ooh, that stickin' around like a potato-salad smell. Dr. Steve Brule: Yeah. Jan Skylar: It's in my tongue. And then we just give ourselves a kiss good night. We don't have to do that here. Dr. Steve Brule: Well, we could. Jan Skylar: Or we can give it a little... Wayne Skylar: Jan! [straining] Jan Skylar: Real close. And this is just for...for the viewers. [Jan and Dr. Brule kissed in bed] Jan Skylar: And just like that. Dr. Steve Brule: Just a little peck. Jan Skylar: Try closing your eyes. That's what I always do. I'll just give you... [kisses Dr. Brule a couple times] right on the lips. Dr. Steve Brule: [smooching] Jan Skylar: And you can kiss me, too. Where would you want to kiss me if you could kiss anywhere? [Dr. Brule kisses Jan's breasts] Jan Skylar: Oh. That's fine. That's fine. Dr. Steve Brule: Right on the roast beef. Jan Skylar: They deserve it. Wayne Skylar: [angrily exhales deeply] Wayne Skylar: NO! [Wayne gets in bed with Jan and Dr. Steve Brule] Dr. Steve Brule: Don't squash me. [Jan slaps Wayne's butt] Dr. Steve Brule: Is everything okay? Wayne Skylar: Everything's fine, Steve. Jan Skylar: Damn it, Wayne. [Jan and Wayne both slaps butts at each other] Dr. Steve Brule: You're making the bed jiggle. [then Dr. Brule gets in on the fun] Dr. Steve Brule: Shh! For your health. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 21 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Today with Dr. Dan Dungus (Dr. Don Davis), who's a sexpert from U.C.L. of A. Welcome to the show, Dr. Don. Dr. Don Davis: It's my pleasure to be here. Dr. Steve Brule: Doctor to Doctor, what is sex? Dr. Don Davis: It's about two people having fun with their bodies. Dr. Steve Brule: Like tickling? Dr. Don Davis: Yes, yeah. Any type of touching can be part of it. Dr. Steve Brule: H-How do you make sex? Dr. Don Davis: Well, one of the ways is you can start to learn to touch yourself. You can start, you know, just from your face, you know, caressing your face, working down, you know, the front of your body -- Your nipples, especially. For some -- Dr. Steve Brule: Pencil erasers. [laughs] Dr. Don Davis: That's how most people learn, both men and women. And that's what your learning. Dr. Steve Brule: What about your pennis? Let's not beat around the bushes. Are there any uses for a pennis besides pee or...sperms? Dr. Don Davis: That main use of the penis is intercourse. Dr. Steve Brule: [giggles[ H-H-How do you know if the lady wants a pennis in her vagina? [laughs] Dr. Don Davis: Well, you better be very sure about it before you put it in there. Dr. Steve Brule: I know! [laughing] Dr. Steve Brule: Where else could you put your prennis? Dr. Don Davis: The penis can also go in anally. Dr. Steve Brule: This makes farts. [chuckles] Well, you are a typical hunk who thinks you know everything about everything. Doctor to Doctor, appreciate it. Dr. Don Davis: You're welcome. Anytime. Dr. Steve Brule: For your health. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 21 days ago
Carol Krabit: And now, Yesterday's Weather. Yesterday was very hot with lows in the 100s. Be sure to cover those meats and-- [says nothing else] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 21 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: "Check it Out" is sponsored by Myer's Super Foods. This week, Toad Detergent -- $1.99. Potato chips -- Krinkly or otherwise -- $1.99. All kinds of stinky fish for your cat -- $1.99. Chocolate Ice Cream -- $1.99. Vanilla Ice Cream -- $1.99. S-- Dr. Steve Brule: I don't wanna say Strawberry Ice Cream. I don't like it. [the sponsor skips to the next scene of this ad] Dr. Steve Brule: [distorted] Brrrrican cheese -- 2 cents a slice. Dr. Steve Brule: All kinds of jellies all on sale 10% off. Prices so low, you'd be a dungus not to check out that store. Tell them Steve sent ya. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 21 days ago
[Dr. Brule gets to touch Jan Skylar] Jan Skylar: So, what should we start with -- Down here? Dr. Steve Brule: No, I was just gonna feel your body. Jan Skylar: You can kiss 'em, or you can play with 'em. You can do whatever you want. Dr. Steve Brule: Well, there's two boobies, and they have big napples the size of a quarter. And they feel like...feel like roast beef. Wayne Skylar: ENOUGH! – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 21 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: I get a lot of letters on "Check it Out" saying, "What does Janey smell like? What does Janey feel like"? And the viewers really want to know what it's like to be near you, to smell you, to touch you. Wayne what do you think? Why don't you let me do it for the viewers? Wayne Skylar: I don't think so, Steve. She's all for me. Jan Skylar: I think it will be fine. Let me just clear it with Wayne. Jan Skylar: [to Wayne] We've been through this, okay? Wayne Skylar: Is this just for the show? Jan Skylar: This is just for the show. Jan and Wayne Skylar: I will never hurt you. I will never leave you. You are the love of my life. Jan Skylar: I will try to be a faithful wife to you when I can. Wayne Skylar: I will not be disgusted by the shawarma gas coming out of the spaghetti house. Jan and Wayne Skylar: Amen. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 21 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Today's subject is to talk about being married. H-How come i-it's so hard to be married? Wayne Skylar: A healthy marriage is both having outside hobbies. For example, Jan does a lot of gardening. She's in the thicket patch and the briar bush, and I find them all throughout my, um, underwear drawer, and it hurts me very much, and it's hard to get to her. Dr. Steve Brule: So that makes it a challenge? Jan Skylar: It's more of a deterrent for Wayne -- To keep him out of my business. The other way to keep him off my nipples is I put -- He hates those, uh, red-pepper flakes that they put on pizza. I just put a little bit of, uh, wood glue on my nipples and put those red-pepper flakes on there. He -- He does not react well to those. [giggles] Dr. Steve Brule: If you can ask for extra packets of those, and then they give them to you for free at the pizza restaurant. Wayne Skylar: Another technique Jan uses sometimes is she eats a lot of shawarma before I come home, and that gasses up her spaghetti house and makes a sewage stink all in the bedroom. Jan Skylar: I find if I eat a lot of shawarma, I get enough gas that he won't to get near me, and I don't have to worry about being penetrated. But it is -- It is always changing for me, because there are men I am attracted to. For instance...somebody on this couch. Dr. Steve Brule: [chuckles] Jan Skylar: I'm not gonna say who. [Dr. Brule touches Jan's cheeks] Dr. Steve Brule: Pretty cheeks. Jan Skylar: [giggles] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 21 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: I'm Dr. Steve Brule, and I'm joined today by Jan and Wayne Skylar. Jan Skylar: Which is my camera? Is this my camera here? Or are we over... Wayne Skylar: Mic. Dr. Steve Brule: Do we got the technicals figured out? Denny? Wayne Skylar: I'll just take a camera, and I put it right here. [Wayne touches Jan's private area, and Jan slaps it away from him] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 21 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: For my first segment, I found a couple who are very in love and who very good friends of mine. Jan and Wayne Skylar are a Married News Team from Channel 5, who live a public and private paradise of a life. They sat down with me to show what it's like when two hearts beat as one. Some Guy in the Back: [to Dr. Brule] "Let's check it out". Dr. Steve Brule: Let's check it ou-- [music cue interrupts] – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 21 days ago
[when Dr. Brule begins to talk about relationships] Dr. Steve Brule: When two hearts beat -- W-When two hearts beat as one, that is called being married. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 21 days ago
Dr. Steve Brule: Well, that's enough of this drivle-draffle. Let's find out what we want to KNOW about. Let's check it out. Let's check it out. Dr. Steve Brule: Cue music. Cue music. – Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 21 days ago

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