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Hyralius: Oh, me so ronely. Nobody alound to joke to. [then Hyralius sniffs a wonderful sweet smell] Hyralius: [sniffs] Mm! What's that I smerr? FORTUNE CLOOKIE! FORTUNE CLOOKIE! YAY! YAY! FORTUNE CLOOKIE! FORTUNE CLOOKIE! YAY! YAY! [singsong] Oh, rittle fortune clookie! Here I cooooooooooome! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[after Victor got done finishing the big fortune cookie for Hyralius the Mutant Monster, Victor and Dr. Yakima Origami hide in bushes waiting for the monster to come] Victor Frankenstein: There! This will work perfectly. Dr. Yakima Origami: I don't know. Victor Frankenstein: Because you're dumb. That's why you don't know. Dr. Yakima Origami: Well... Victor Frankenstein: No! Admit it! You're dumb. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Song: Arigato, hai! Arigato, arigato, arigato, hai! Arigato, arigato, arigato, HAI! Arigato, arigato, arigato, HAI! Arigato, arigato, arigato, HAI! HAI! Arigato, arigato, arigato, HAI! HAI! ARIGATO, ARIGATO, ARIGATO, ARIGATOOOO! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Wolfman: Let's ki-i-ill it! Dr. Yakima Origami: No! Hyralius must be taken alive! Mr. Hyde: Who are you?! Dr. Yakima Origami: I have come from my home in Japan in search of this monster. Mr. Hyde: Um, I wouldn't necessarily call that thing a monster. Dr. Yakima Origami: He is a monster to every asian. He strikes fear and horror wherever he goes. Monsters: Really? Do tell, do tell. Dr. Yakima Origami: Suffice it to say, he has terrorized all of Asia for years. There will be no rest until we study him as one studies a virus or a part in a school play. Frankenstein's Creation: And we should study him, too, so we can learn how to at least scare asian people. Joe Yunger: Well, then, let's just catch the sucker. [voice actor laughs out of character at the end] Blanket Jackson: Yeah, brahs. Let's make a really big fortune cookie and lure that badass into a really big cage. Dr. Yakima Origami: It's not so easy. We've already fooled him with decoys. He'll not so easily be tricked again. Victor Frankenstein: Stand aside, Origami. What you need here is a MAD scientist! It will be the most delicious fortune cookie I have ever baked! Mummy: The best! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[the monsters and human sees Hyralius the Mutant Monster outside the window] Mr. Hyde: Look at that thing! So fake-looking, even! Wolfman: You can practically see the zipper! Count Dracula: Those teeth are pretty scary, though. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Hyralius: Aw! Bloo-hoo! My own people scorn me! Me no liked anymo-- I mean, riked anymore! Me no riked! Bloo-hoo! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Mr. Hyde: The real question is, how are we going to be taken seriously again? Victor Frankenstein: HOW?! You glorious nincompoops! How about by not holding these insane town hall meetings? [mockingly] Oh! Organized gatherings are really scary! Victor Frankenstein: This region has become far too domesticated. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[Mummy eats several cookies] Victor Frankenstein: No more! You've already had three! Mummy: I can't help it. I'm really wrapped up in your cookies. Victor Frankenstein: SNORE! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Mr. Hyde: We need to come together as monsters, for, you see, there's a new creature out there -- A vicious, horrible creature called apathy! Frankenstein's Creature: [little voice] That's too simplistic. The new monster is man's inhumanity to man. Wolfman: [dracula accent] Humans are the real monsters! We're just coming off as silly to everyone. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Dr. Henry Jekyll: We monsters need to come together. Monsters: You changed back again! [Dr. Henry Jekyll looks at his mirror that shows his original self] Dr. Henry Jekyll: Damn it! Hold on. [drinks his potion, turning into Mr. Hyde] Mr. Hyde: How's that? Monsters: Better! Mr. Hyde: Cool! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Hyralius: Oh, no! Where am I? Toto-San, me not in Kansashima anymore! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Elizabeth Frankenstein: Hurry! We're late! Victor Frankenstein: Hey! I don't see how I'm in charge of the refreshments when you're the one that has the housework chromosome! Elizabeth Frankenstein: Because everybody loves your cookies! Victor Frankenstein: GAH! Why do I have to be good at everything?! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Hyralius the Mutant Monster: Ooh! Cricky cricky cricky! Saw "Taiwanses"! Bird's eye! I mean, BANZAI! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
General: We will lure Hyralius into the Frankenhole by making a hologram of a giant camera. He will not be able to resist such a perfect comedic prop. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Dr. Yakima Origami: General, as devastating as it is, your men to need to cease fire. Hyralius must not be killed before we can study him. Somehow, we ourselves have made this monster, not the western world. We must learn why he has raised his ugly head in the first place. General: But you've already tried every known scientific method -- Booing, shaming, racial-sensitivity workshops. Nothing has worked! Dr. Yakima Origami: You must give me time! General: Doctor, humiliation is the greatest fear of every asian. Well, not every asian. I don't mean to stereotype. I mean, it's mostly the Koreans, really. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Hyralius the Mutant Monster: Tsk tsk tsk! Typical asian driver! Hey! Maybe you better stick to the lickshaw! [Hyralius knocks over metal poles] Hyralius the Mutant Monster: Oh! Sorry about all that clanging. I'm just naming your children. There's, uh, Cling Clang, Clong Gong, Bing Boom. Civilian: Oh! Monster! Most racist monster! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[General sees an Asian mutant monster with nerdy glasses] General: This is most terrible. This monster is worse than Godzilla, Mothra, and Rodan combined. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Hyralius: [breaths fire] Szechuan-style! Spicy-hot! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[Hyralius destroys the town] Hyralius: [asian accent] Oh, no! Rook out below! I clush you rong time! Oh! So solly! Me so horny! Hey! Nice shooting, Tojo! Maybe you try not squinting both eyes when you aim. [laughs] Oh, boy! I am HYRALIUS! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[after the mob blows up Victor's castle, by trying to get rid of the Invisible Man] Elizabeth Frankenstein: [to Victor] Well, I hope you're happy. Your jealousy of larger penises killed a huge percentage of the town's male population. Count Dracula: [to Victor] Correction! You have killed off every man with smaller penis than you. How do you like them apples, Mr. Smallest Penis in the Town now?! [laughs] YOU DOUGHNUT! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[Victor sees Griffin running away from a mob] The Invisible Man: Sorry, Victor, but I have to go in your castle! Victor Frankenstein: Hold up! Where do you think you're going, Griffin? I told you about Elizabeth's condition! The Invisible Man: I got a reduction! Let me through! Victor Frankenstein: Oh, okay. Uh, off you go then. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[as Victor sees Elizabeth coming back in Count Dracula's car, she found a note] Elizabeth Frankenstein: Allergic to large penises?! Victor Frankenstein: Don't turn this one me! Where have you been? Count Dracula: Foiled again, Frankenstein! I took her to a taffy pull! Victor Frankenstein: Sounds yummy. [to his wife] Now get in there and let me prove to you that I'M NOT JEALOUS! Elizabeth Frankenstein: I'm not going in there! Victor Frankenstein: Oh, yes, you are! Because I...AM...OPEN! Elizabeth Frankenstein: WELL, MY LEGS ARE NOT! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Victor Frankenstein: Any sign of Elizabeth? Frankenstein's Creation: Not hide nor hair. Victor Frankenstein: Damn it! I've got dozens of impatient little penises in there! Human Pig Monster: Oh, yes. The smallest. Werecat: Yeah, it's tiny! Civilian: I can't even see mine. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Blanket Jackson: Come on, brah! We're horny out here! Frankenstein's Creation: Single file. One at a time. Unzip your flies so I can see your miniscule manhood. [Blanket Jackson unzips his pants] Frankenstein's Creation: Too big. Blanket Jackson: That's what she said, brah. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago

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