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Demonic Voice: Dear citizen, you have been invited to the sacred birthday party of the one and only Maddison the Beautiful. With over 2,000 followers, a daddy who knows she's a princess, and a 6'4" boyfriend, Maddison is obviously the coolest and hottest girl in town. Demonic Voice: If you possess the strength and will to scale Maddison's colossal tower, you may actually even be able to see her yourself to get a selfie. Demonic Voice: Doors open at 8PM tonight at the Maddison tower in west Wollongong. Plus ones are acceptable, but will be delegated to the plus one zone. Madison: [rotoscoped] Hey, I can't wait to see you! Demonic Voices: ALL HAIL MADISON! Demonic Voice: Please retrieve the invitation crystal after self-destruct. – YOLO (2020)	added by timothyj.29104 8 days ago
Victor's Dad: Victor, my son, I have one last request. Victor Frankenstein: Yes, father? Victor's Dad: Never bring me back to life! [Victor Frankenstein bring his father back to life] Victor Frankenstein: Don't worry, I won't. [shoots his father] Victor Frankenstein: HA HA! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
[Blanket Jackson suddenly tripped over a cord and accidentally bumping Michael Jackson into the DNA merger] Michael Jackson: What's this? Blanket Jackson: Dad, we're together! Michael Jackson: For eternity? Blanket Jackson: This is awesome! Michael Jackson: This is awful! Blanket Jackson: I love y-- [MJ pulls Blanket's hair] Michael Jackson: I hate you! Blanket Jackson: Wait! Stop hitting! Michael Jackson: Get away from me! Blanket Jackson: I love us! Michael Jackson: I hate us! [then Michael Jackson and Blanket Jackson accidentally gets bitten by a werewolf rug] Blanket Jackson: Ow! That hurt! Michael Jackson: In an interesting way! Blanket Jackson: Yeah, interesting! Michael Jackson: SHUT UP! [suddenly the moon appears] Both: Uh-oh! WHEEEEEEE! [then they suddenly turned into a werewolf rug confirming their death] Polidori: Well, at least we got a new rug out of this. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Victor Frankenstein: Blanket, go away! Blanket Jackson: [to Michael] But, Dad, I figures out how you can love me, bra. Michael Jackson: OH! MAKE IT STOP! Victor Frankenstein: [to Blanket] QUIT TALKING! YOU'RE UPSETTING DAD! Polidori: What's been going on in here? Frankenstein's Creation: [while spliced in Victor's Son body] You don't want to know. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Victor Frankenstein: My daddy never wanted to play "Dress Up" with me! Michael Jackson: [giggles] Dress up is fun! [cuts to the next where Frankenstein's Creation has been spliced into a woman's body] Frankenstein's Creation: Why must I be dragged through this humiliation? Michael Jackson & Victor: [laughs] Michael Jackson: Now what? Victor Frankenstein: How about his head on a little boy's body? [Victor opens the crate to find his son] Baron Frankenstein: Oh, Daddy, I'm-a made of fish today! Victor Frankenstein: [to Michael] I took the liberty of kidnapping my son from the past when he was 6. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Dr. Jekyll: Pardon me. Blanket Jackson: No worries. I'm Blanket Jackson. Dr. Jekyll: Dr. Henry Jekyll. Blanket Jackson: Can I buy you a round? Dr. Jekyll: No need. I've brought my own. [Dr. Jekyll drinks his own potion that turns himself into Mr. Hyde] Blanket Jackson: Whoa! Gnarly! [to Polidori] Hey. How do I become a Dr. Jekyll? Polidori: By coming out of his mother's vagina and four years of med school. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Blanket Jackson: Hey, hey, bra! Wazzup! Polidori: Ah. The wet blanket. Blanket Jackson: Hey, so, who was that weird bat guy? Polidori: The world's most negligible bachelor, Drac-u-la. Blanket Jackson: Oh. I want to be Dracula! Then my Dad would totally find me interesting. Polidori: Look, if you're going to window shop for a new personality, have a seat. This place is simply crawling with options. Blanket Jackson: Cool! I'll mull it over a long island iced tea. Polidori: And I'll have the usual. Blanket Jackson What's your poison, braheimerson? [Ygor gives Polidori a drink of poison] Polidori: Funny you should ask. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Count Dracula: Oh, Elizabeth! Hey, you want to have a threesome with us, huh? Let's make lemons out of this lemonade. [chuckles] Elizabeth Frankenstein: Scram. [pulls up a cross] Count Dracula: [hisses] Okay. [turns into a bat] Catch ya later! You donut! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Michael Jackson: Ew. I hate children. Victor Frankenstein: But I thought the Michael Jackson part of you was infamous for enjoying the company of the awkwardly youthful. Michael Jackson: Well, that part of me used to like how weird and interesting it made me seem to hang out with little kids. But on their own, they're boring. Victor Frankenstein: Well, that's quite ironic because ever since I was a little boy, my father found me too interesting. Michael Jackson: Oh...I would have neutered that interestingness. Victor Frankenstein: For a moment, I considered being more boring -- Not experimenting on live animals and never inventing lips for your earlobes or anything like that, but I just couldn't help it! Michael Jackson: I wish I had a son just like you. Victor Frankenstein: You...are interested in my work? Michael Jackson: [giggles] Ooh! Very! Victor Frankenstein: Well...thank you, Mr...? Michael Jackson: Call me "Dad". Victor Frankenstein: Thank you...Dad. [Michael tickles Victor Frankenstein] Victor Frankenstein: Oh, thank you! [hugs Michael Jackson] I needed this. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
[Michael Jackson gets resurrected with The Elephant Man's bones] Michael Jackson: [looks at the mirror] Hey. Who's that interesting guy in the mirror? Blanket Jackson: That's you, bra! See, I thought you'd like -- Victor Frankenstein: [shoves Blanket] I'll handle this. Blanket Jackson: Oops. My bad. Victor Frankenstein: [to Michael] You see, I scientifically fused pop idol Michael Jackson and hideous freak John Merrick, to make...whatever you are. Michael Jackson: You did this? Victor Frankenstein: All by my lonesome! Blanket Jackson: But-- Michael Jackson: [giggles] Interesting! Blanket Jackson: Remember me? I totally coughed up the dinero for the bones, dude. Michael Jackson: I remember you from one of my past memories. Yuck. [to Victor] I bet you could wipe that memory away, can't you? Victor Frankenstein: Lickity-split! Michael Jackson: Wow! You're great! [giggles] Blanket Jackson: [sad] Hasta la vista. Elvis has left the building. [leaves] Victor Frankenstein: Ech! What a child! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Victor Frankenstein: Blanket, I don't know if making your father even weirder is enough to make him love you. You may need to change yourself, your personality. Blanket Jackson: Oh, right. Like a pet snake with a neck tat! Victor Frankenstein: It's something I never did with my father, an...I regret it to this day. Blanket Jackson: You do? Victor Frankenstein: Yeah -- Ygor: It's ready! Blanket Jackson: RAD! [leaves] Victor Frankenstein: Wait! I wasn't done talking...oh. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Blanket Jackson: Okay. Get this. What did my Dad always want, but could never get his mitts on? Polidori: Ooh! I know the answer! Pick me, please, sir! Please, please! Pick me! Blanket Jackson: Yeah, you. What?! Polidori: Don't care. Blanket Jackson: [imitates buzzing] Wrong. The Elephant Man's bones! [chuckles] But I got 'em, braheim! Now all we have to do is mix my Dad's body with these bad boys, and he'll love me because I'll be really interesting by doing this totally interesting thing to him! I'll be da man! Victor Frankenstein: Alright. Give me the bones. Ygor! Ygor: Yes, master? Victor Frankenstein: Put Michael Jackson's body and these bones into the DNA merger and set it in on 6. Then press start, wait 30 seconds, and he'll be done. Ygor: [laughing] You got it! Victor Frankenstein: [to Blanket] Sorry about the wait. Maybe we can use this time and have a little talk. Blanket Jackson: I love gabbing, bro. Polidori: Oh, dear. This is my cue to leave. Nice to meet "CHA". [leaves] – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Victor Frankenstein: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Blanket Jackson: Nothin', bra. He -- He just dropped. Victor Frankenstein: Professor, what was the cause of death? Polidori: Sudden, violent boredom. Blanket Jackson: [while chilling] ...My bad. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Victor Frankenstein: Even beyond the black curtain, he had to have the last word! You see, my father's dying order, upon his very deathbed was that I should never bring him back to life. Victor Frankenstein: Blasted coffin jockey. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Blanket Jackson: Yes, I totally have fetishes, dude! Like, okay, for one, I'm totally into the ladies, bro! Kind of weird, I know, but, hey, man, deal with it. Michael Jackson: [tired] Uh-huh. Blanket Jackson: Just lay them down on their backs and have mucho sloppy missionary with them, man. I know. That's me, dude. I am messed up! Michael Jackson: I can't believe this. I tried to do everything wrong. I draped a blanket over your face, and I hung you from a balcony. I even called you Prince Michael Jackson II. After your brother! And you still came out...normal. Blanket Jackson: [disappointed after what Michael said on the last word] – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
[Victor Frankenstein punching his dead father] Victor Frankenstein: AND THAT! AND THAT! AND...THIS! Polidori: No, Victor! Don't! I mean, he can't even feel it. Ooh, let's bring him to life first! [chuckles] Victor Frankenstein: I can't, Polidori. Polidori: [curious and tired] Really? – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Blanket Jackson: Yeah, so I'm, like, rocking the stock market 24/7, dude, 5 days a week. Then its TGIF, bro. On steroids. [chuckles] Long island iced teas -- Here I come, dude! Hey, but that's me, dude, you know? Off the hook 24/7. Check it. I've got piercings. I got a neck tat. Look at my neck tat. Oh, and not just one ferret. I got a second ferret at home with a neck tat! I'm like, kind of a quirky dude, you know? I'm the son of Michael. Strangely weird, you know? But -- But it's good. It's all good. It's good. It's all good. Michael Jackson: [yawning] Uh-huh. Blanket Jackson: You know what I'm saying, bro? Michael Jackson: [yawning] Blanket Jackson: People got to deal, you know? Like, "What's this guy -- What's this guy thinkin'"? You know, "What the deal with this dude"? [chuckles] I'm thinking, TGIG, bra"! Long island iced teas! [laughs] On steroids. Deal with -- Deal with that. Blanket Jackson: Deal with that. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Victor Frankenstein: Ah, it's nice to reunite families, isn't it Polidori? Polidori: Dare I sense some icky sensitivity? Victor Frankenstein: Well, my father and I have some unspoken issues. Polidori: He's right here. [shows to Victor Frankenstein's Dad's grave] Polidori: Let's go say "Howdy". Victor Frankenstein: Uh...alright. How's my hair? Polidori: [scoffs] You look great. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Victor Frankenstein: He's alive. Alive! Agaaain! Michael Jackson: What's going on here? Victor Frankenstein: You are Michael Jackson, alive again! Michael Jackson: Interesting place. [giggles] Oh. What's what? Polidori: It's a werewolf-skin rug. It's so threadbare. Simply an eyesore. Michael Jackson: Oh, my! [giggles] I love interesting things! Blanket Jackson: Uh, speaking of interesting...Dad! It's me, bra! Blanket! [chuckles] I'm the one who did this kick-ass thing for you, bra! Yeah, baby! Michael Jackson: What? Victor Frankenstein: You see, your son brought your cryogenically frozen body here to my spooky laboratory to revive you some 30 years after your death. Blanket Jackson: [to Michael] High five! Michael Jackson: [still offended at Blanket] – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 9 days ago
Guard: [sighs] It's five minutes after the last time you asked me. Jesus Christ: [tired while nailed to a cross] According to whose watch? Guard: This watch -- The one with you on it with the strawberry-blond hair. Jesus Christ: Okay, well that's not me. Oh, forget it. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Sock Owner: And since you got the high-enders, you get this kitschy Jesus watch. [Sock Owner gives Jesus Christ a Jesus watch] Jesus Christ: That doesn't look like me. Sock Owner: No, that's you. Jesus Christ: N-N-N-N... Sock Owner: No? Jesus Christ: It says "Jesus", but that doesn't look like me. I don't have strawberry-blond hair. That looks like Dennis DeYoung. Sock Owner: Who? Jesus Christ: From Styx. Sock Owner: I don't... Jesus Christ: [bored singing] Come fly away, come fly away, come fly away with me. Sock Owner: That doesn't sound like any song I've ever heard. Jesus Christ: Okay, well, I'm messing it up on purpose so I don't have to pay royalties to Dennis DeYoung. Hey, wait a minute. Is that why I don't look like me on the watch -- So you don't pay me royalties?! THAT'S SCREWED UP! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
Victor Frankenstein: Elizabeth, wait! Elizabeth Frankenstein: Oh, leave me alone! [Victor pours immortality serum into her drink] Elizabeth Frankenstein: What on earth are you doing? Victor Frankenstein: There! Now drink! Victor Frankenstein #3: Elizabeth, wait! Don't drink that! Victor Frankenstein: How did you get out of the sock shop? Victor Frankenstein #3: I'm not that me -- I'm a future you. Victor Frankenstein: But I'm the future me. Victor Frankenstein #3: Well, I'm...futurer. Elizabeth Frankenstein: Is anyone going to explain? Victor Frankenstein #3: You see, Victor, Polidori was right. You're just going around in circles. If she drinks that elixir, you will just be repeating history. Victor Frankenstein #3 & #4: Elizabeth, wait! Victor Frankenstein: Now, which me are you? Victor Frankenstein #4: The most futurest! Does the tea have the elixir in it yet? Victor Frankenstein #3: yes. I can handle this without you. Victor Frankenstein #4: No, you can't! Drink up, Elizabeth. Victor Frankenstein #3: What? Victor Frankenstein: Huh? Victor Frankenstein #4: She needs to drink that immortality serum! Victor Frankenstein #1 & #3: Huh?! Victor Frankenstein #4: We have to get things back to Status Quo. As miserable as we are with her in the future, it's a comfortable sort of misery that I'm accustomed to. Victor Frankenstein: Aha. Victor Frankenstein #4: I see. Victor Frankenstein: I think we see. Elizabeth Frankenstein: Well, all of that is well and fine, but frankly, I've gone off this tea. All Frankensteins: DRINK IT! [all the Frankensteins and Elizabeth get into a quarrel] Victor Frankenstein #5: Elizabeth! Oh. Uh, s-so, you guys have this covered? Alright. Good. [leaves] – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
[Victor travels back in time to meet the original Polidori where Jesus Christ is picking out new socks] Victor Frankenstein: Polidori! Will you tell yourself to give me that serum? Polidor #2: Dear, dear. Looks like I need some rest. Polidori: It's the fluorescent lighting. Trust me. You loo just as bad, dear. Victor Frankenstein: GET ME THE IMMORTALITY SERUM! Polidori: Oh, you don't want to give that Elizabeth serum, do you? Polidori #2: Of course he does. Victor Frankenstein: YOU TWO ARE IMPOSSIBLE! JESUS, LAY SOME WISDOM ON THESE DANDIES! Jesus Christ: Don't look at me. I told you everything I know. I'm putting on socks now. Victor Frankenstein #2: Hey, how come you don't ask me? I'm a genius, too, you know. Victor Frankenstein: You're right! Where's the serum? Victor Frankenstein #2: Where it always is -- In the cupboard, by the sugar. Victor Frankenstein: HA! Of course! [leaves] Both Polidories: Smooth move, genius. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago
[Jesus Christ tries wearing new socks] Jesus Christ: No, they're a little loose. Polidori: Good god. You'll grow into them! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole (2010)	added by timothyj.29104 11 days ago

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