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Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Wait, look! There's your bestie. Why don't you say hi, Rachel?

Rachel:
What? No, I'm not talking to that b*tch. We're fighting.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Come on, Rachel. Be the bigger person. Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Rachel:
You know what? I might just do that. [to Sarah] Hey, Sarah. Guess what?

Sarah Doyle:
What?

Rachel:
I don't need you anymore, you b*tch. I have a boyfriend now, and we're really, really happy.

Sarah Doyle:
Yeah, well, I'm really happy, too. You might've seen that my garden post got 15 million likes.

Rachel:
Yeah, I saw it. And guess what? You look FAT!

Sarah Doyle:
[gasps] What did you say?

Rachel:
I said you look f***ing FAT!

Sarah Doyle:
...

Rachel:
FAAAAAT!

Sarah Doyle:
That's it! I'm done. I don't need this kind of negativity in my life anymore! [bout to unfollow Rachel's profile]

Rachel:
[gasps] Are you f***ing serious?

Sarah Doyle:
Yeah, I'm serious.

Rachel:
Are you actually gonna do it?

Sarah Doyle:
I mean it!

Rachel:
[serious] Are you actually serious right now?

Sarah Doyle:
I'm gonna do it!

Rachel:
Are you for real?

Sarah Doyle:
YOU ARE BLOCKED!

Rachel:
NOOOO!

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Hello, Rachel. It's me, your good friend, Peleeken Mischief Maker.

Rachel:
GET THE F*** OUT OF MY CAVE, C*NT!

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Rachel, what's up with you?

Rachel:
[imitating Megabilby as a skull] Rachel's actually very sensitive right now and doesn't need any fake friends coming to harass her.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Um, okay. Uh, who am I talking to now?

Rachel:
[imitating Megabilby] I'm Megabilby.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Um, hello, Mr. Megabilby, sir. Nice to meet you. But, um, can I maybe speak to Rachel alone for a moment?

Rachel:
Go AWAY, GRR!

Rachel:
[imitating Megabilby] Yeah. Sorry, she's, uh, just not really in the mood to talk, hey.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
But, Rachel, I just wanted to check in on you to make sure you're okay.

Rachel:
WHY?

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
No reason. Uh, say, Mr. Megabilby, sir, would it be alright if I took my friend, Rachel out for a little walkie?

Rachel:
NO!

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Come on, just for a minute. Don't you want Rachel, come outside and get a nice breath of fresh air and some sunlight?

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
[singing] Rachel. Why don't you see? There's a whole wide world out there, just waiting for you to see. There's mountains and trees and clouds and so much more, I just wish you understood how much there is. So, Rachel, just come outside, 'cause there are so many friends to see! I just want you to be happy, Rachel, don't you understand that there's a whole wide world to see, YES THERE IS, there's the whole wide world to se. WHY DON'T YOU UNDEESTAND. There's a whole wide world to SEEE!

Rachel:
Alright, that was really sh*t. I'm going back inside.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
I-I spent a long time writing that song, but alright.

YOLO (2020)

added by timothyj.29104
1 month ago

Sarah's Dad:
Are you saying my Sarah's some sort of special girl?

Brett Brettington:
In short, yes. Sarah posted a picture that was so perfect, so groundbreaking that it's caused a paradigm shift. That's exactly why I'm here. I'm sure you've heard of me. [close-up face] Brett Brettington?

Sarah's Dad:
Uh...what was it again?

Sarah's Mom:
No. Nope.

Sarah Doyle:
Uh, no. Sorry.

Brett Brettington:
That's alright. [chuckles] I'm kind of off-grid, hey.

Brett Brettington:
I like to meet innovators and take them to new heights. Sarah has proved that she's at the top of her field by uploading the most viral post on the entire f***ing internet. [angry face intensifies]

Brett Brettington:
And I want to help her get to the next level.

Sarah's Mom:
Oh, how lovely, Sarah. Congratulations, sweety!

Sarah's Dad:
FINALLY! I'M GONNA WALK DOWN THE RED CARPET! YES! YEEEES!

Sarah Doyle:
This is all so crazy. It was just a silly little post of my garden.

Brett Brettington:
No, it was more than that, Sarah. [angry face intensifies] It was genius.

Sarah Doyle:
Really?

Brett Brettington:
Yep, trust me. So, what do you say, Sarah? Will you come with me?

Sarah Doyle:
Sure. Why not?

Brett Brettington:
Whoo-hoo.

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

Mermaid:
Oh, Lucas, I knew you'd come back for me.

Lucas:
Yes, I did, for I have a bone to pick with you, Mermdame. The love potion scrolls you gave me were faulty!

Mermaid:
Faulty? Couldn't be. Did you get all the right ingredients?

Lucas:
Of course I got all the right ingredients. It's your damn scrolls that are wrong.

Mermaid:
Well, did you read the fine print?

Lucas:
What in the devil are you talking about?

Mermaid:
[puts her glasses on to see the scroll] Oh, that's where you went wrong. You need to get the potion officially blessed by James the Warlock on top of Scary Mountain.

Lucas:
Scary Mountain? Hm, is that the only way?

Mermaid:
I'm afraid so.

Lucas:
Well, I suppose my love quest has led me here. The final frontier, where I shall prove my unbridled love to the powers that be. Epic sauce. Thank you, Mermaid. You know, you're the only one that's ever helped me. I genuinely, really appreciate it.

Mermaid:
Oh, of course, I'd do anything for you, Lucas. [creepy mode] Anything...anything.

Lucas:
Um, okay. Goodbye.

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

Fish with Mustache:
I cast fish magic, slowing your supply chains down 40%.

Mermaid:
Hmm, touche.

YOLO (2020)

added by timothyj.29104
1 month ago

Roober:
Yeah, just look up River Music official, I'll be the first one that pops up.

Lucas:
Oh, yeah, no worries. I'll check it out.

Roober:
Thanks, man. Good to chat. Hey, see you later, man.

Lucas:
Oh, sorry. I just had a cold recently. I don't want you to get it.

Roober:
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No worries, no worries, alright. See ya later.

Lucas:
Alright, see ya.

YOLO (2020)

added by timothyj.29104
1 month ago

[meanwhile Sharon and Pelekeen relaxing of the time of their lives]

Sharon Doyle:
Want another Pina Colada, darling?

Pelekeen Mischief Maker:
Oh, that would be wonderful, my beautiful wife. Oh, this is the best honeymoon EVEEEEER!

YOLO (2020)

added by timothyj.29104
1 month ago

[Sarah sees a lot of fans by her window after taking a selfie of her garden]

Sarah's Dad:
Oi, get off my lawn. Hey, guys, I just bloody re-seeded that.

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

Sarah Doyle:
That's it. Without Rachel in my life, I was finally to finish my garden.

Sarah's Dad:
Well, Sarah, you actually did it. You grew your own garden. I bet everything against ya doing it. I lost me house, Sarah. But y-- You BLOODY well did it. YOU GREW A BLOODY GARDEN, SARAH. That's so cool.

Sarah Doyle:
Aww, thanks, Dad.

Sarah's Mom:
Here's a celebratory earl gray tea. [tears up] I'm so proud of you.

Sarah's Dad:
Holy hell, we're missing "Home Improvement: Garage Edition" on 10!

Sarah's Mom:
OH, MY GOD!

[Sarah's Mom and Dad quickly run to their house to watch Home Improvement Garage Edition]

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

Rachel:
Lucas, will you please tell Sarah that I'm not talking to her?

Sarah Doyle:
I wasn't myself, Rachel. They gave me honey wine.

Rachel:
Oh, f*** you! You stole my idea. You knew I wanted to become an empress.

Sarah Doyle:
What? No, I didn't.

Lucas:
No need to bicker, ladies. How about we shake hands and make up?

Rachel:
I got a better idea. [boutta unfollow Sarah's profile]

Sarah Doyle:
[scoffs] Are you serious? You're going to unfollow me?

Rachel:
No, I'm not going to follow ya. I'm going mute ya. Then I'll never have to see your dumb garden posts ever again.

Sarah Doyle:
Well, it's good to know what you actually think.

Rachel:
Yep, it is good.

Sarah Doyle:
GOOD!

Rachel:
GOOD!

[Sarah and Rachel angrily leaves separately to their own directions]

Lucas:
Hmm. I am literally shaking right now.

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

Lucas:
Ah, the trio has survived another wacky adventure yet again. And I got my red forest mushroom. Uh, that is, well, [stammering] irrelevant, I guess. [stammering]

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

[when the bees were about to attack Sarah after watching a clip that Rachel brought up that shows Sarah hating bees, a big hang punched through the honey castle]

Phillip the Bear:
Oi, Simon, come over here.

Simon:
What?

Phillip the Bear:
Check it out. This is the story that I was narrating that I was telling you about.

Simon:
Oh, sick.

Simon:
Want to eat 'em?

Phillip the Bear:
Yeah, alright.

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

Sarah Doyle:
Uh, Executioner, off with their heads.

Executioner:
[tying his shoes] Uh, gimme a sec. Comin'.

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

Sarah Doyle:
[evil laughs] I'm literally so tipsy right now! Nathaniel! Here, take my phone and film me doing my happy dance for my story.

[Sarah sings and dances while being drunk]

Sarah Doyle:
[vocalizing] I'm your empress.

Rachel:
Sarah, you're actually embarrassing yourself right now.

YOLO (2020)

added by timothyj.29104
1 month ago

[Lucas and Rachel arrives to save Sarah]

Lucas:
Sarah! We have come to save you from these evil bees.

Sarah Doyle:
[disgust] Oh, it's you two.

Rachel:
Oi, what? I was the one who's supposed to become empress. You f***in' b*tch!

Sarah Doyle:
[offended] What did you say, Rachel?

Rachel:
What? You're being a f***ing b*tch. You knew that was my thing.

Sarah Doyle:
Guards! Take them to the guillotine!

Rachel:
WHAT?!

Lucas:
No, you can't! I am very afraid of the idea of death!

YOLO (2020)

added by timothyj.29104
1 month ago

Sarah Doyle:
[drunk] You know what, I'm done with being friends with Rachel. I really think I'm going to start to think about maybe trying to see her less.

Bee #7:
Oui, oui, sounds like a textbook sociopath.

Sarah Doyle:
Um, I'm the only one who can talk sh*t about her.

Bee #7:
Oh, I'm sorry, Ms. Empress. I'm sorry.

Sarah Doyle:
TAKE HER TO THE GUILLA--

YOLO (2020)

added by timothyj.29104
1 month ago

[as Lucas and Sarah getting ready to fight the Bee Boss in turn-based style]

Rachel:
What are we waiting for? Let's kill him.

Lucas:
Rachel, please! You must wait for him to take his turn.

Bee Boss:
Sorry, I was just afk for a bit. Um, is it my turn?

Lucas:
Yep.

Bee Boss:
Okay, um, okay, I just haven't -- Just haven't battled in a long time, so --

Rachel:
Oh, my god, hurry up!

Lucas:
Now, now, Rachel, we must not rush a turn-based battle. Strategy is key in this type of combat. Take your time, Mr. Bee Boss.

Rachel:
[groans]

Bee Boss:
I've just got too many spells. I-I don't know which one to use.

Lucas:
That's okay, just -- Yeah, just choose any, it's okay.

Bee Boss:
I-I can't do this! [crying] I-I CAN'T DO THIS! I CAN'T! [vomits, wails]

Lucas:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's okay. What's wrong?

Bee Boss:
F***ing love her, man. I love her!

Lucas:
Wait, who?

Bee Boss:
Olivia. She's just -- She's just perfect, man.

Lucas:
Wait, wait, wait, start from the beginning. What happened?

Bee Boss:
[sniffs] We were talking, and then, well, she -- I-I just don't know if she likes me as much as I like her.

Lucas:
Well, just ask her, man. You -- You're an attractive guy. Just -- Why don't you just ask her?

Bee Boss:
Oh, okay.

[Bee Boss calls Olivia on phone]

Olivia:
Hello.

Bee Boss:
[normal voice] Hey, Olivia, it's -- It's John-o. Um, I-I was just wondering if you -- If you wanted to go out tonight. Like, I-I'm free, so...if you wanted to do something.

Olivia:
Oh, yeah, I guess I'm not doing much.

Bee Boss:
Oh, sweet. I can pick you up one the way, like...yeah, I don't know, like, 8:00 or something?

Olivia:
Oh, yeah, sure, okay. I-I'll get ready then.

Bee Boss:
Oh, okay. Yeah, awesome. Uh, yeah, I-I'll see you then, I guess.

Olivia:
Okay. Yeah.

[Bee Boss hangs up]

Bee Boss:
[exhales deeply] Oh, my god! Oh, my god, she said yes, she said yes.

Lucas:
See? That wasn't so hard.

Bee Boss:
You're right, man, yeah. I think I just built it up too much in my head, hey. Anyway, I'll sees ya later. I've got a hot date. [chuckles then leaves]

Rachel:
What the f*** just happened?

Lucas:
I don't know, but I related to that Bee Boss. And interesting enough, I could help him, but not myself. There's a moral here somewhere.

Rachel:
No, there isn't.

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

Sarah Doyle:
[drunk] Nathaniel! Bring me more honey wine!

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

Bee Comedian:
[snotty voice] Hey, everyone, glad you came here tonight. [laughs] What's up with this, like, mask mandate? Like, what, you gonna force me to wear a mask?

Sarah Doyle:
Boo. That wasn't funny. Tell me another.

Bee Comedian:
Am I being heckled for real right now by you? That's so funny, 'cause, like, I've thought about this situation so much in my head, and I prepared the perfect comeback. So here we go. F*** you. [chuckles]

Bee #6:
Whoa, that's our empress, man.

Bee Comedian:
[normal voice] Wait, are y-- Are you serious? No one told me that.

[the bee comedian got his head sliced off in the guillotine afterwards]

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

Bee Boss:
Hello!

Lucas:
Ooh, and whooo might you be?

Bee Boss:
I am the Bee Boss. And you're in my bee dungeon. And we literally have to battle now 'cause I'm the Bee Boss. [singing] Ma-ma-ma, moo-ma, me-ma-me, moo-ma.

Rachel:
Shut the f*** up and let us through the door, dickhead.

Bee Boss:
No! Noooo. We must battle...turn-based style.

Lucas:
Oh, that's cool. Yeah, let's do that. Turn-based, yeah.

Rachel:
What the f*** is going on?

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

Lucas:
[singing] I am Lucas and this is my friend, Rachel. We are on a quest to find Sarah 'cause she is our friend and we want to see her again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rachel:
Shut up.

Lucas:
I like singing, Rachel, and this is a free country.

YOLO (2020)

added by timothyj.29104
1 month ago

[Sarah drinks the bottle of honey wine]

Sarah Doyle:
[coughs] Oh, my god! What's the alcohol percentage of this?

Bee #5:
Oh, no, that's -- That's, like, drugs. It's not even alcohol.

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

[Sarah gets taken to the honey castle]

Sarah Doyle:
Huh? Where am I?

Queen Bee:
[raspy french accent] Bonjour, Sarah! It is an honor to have you in my hiiiiii... [screeches]

Sarah Doyle:
Uh...thanks?

Queen Bee:
Je suis you biggest fan. I watch all your videos. Because of your garden my kingdom is flourishing!

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, wow! Thank you.

Queen Bee:
My bees have made more honey than evah! Our hive would be lost without you. Oh, I wanted to say merci with a toast!

Sarah Doyle:
Aww, you don't have to do that.

Queen Bee:
NATHANIEL! BREAK OUT THE FRESH BOTTLE OF HONEY WINE YOU [bleep]! OH, I f***ing hate you!

Nathaniel:
Yes, my liege.

Sarah Doyle:
I don't know. I did promise my friend I'd take her to the Hop hotel. Oh, maybe one little drink.

Queen Bee:
All hail Sarah, queen of flowers, bringer of HONEEEEY!

[as Nathaniel opens the bottle of honey wine, the cork pulls off bumping every area of the castle, and then accidentally killing the Queen Bee]

Bee #1:
Ze queen is dead!

Bee #2:
Oh, the hive cannot live without the queen! Whatever shall be do?

Bee #3:
Sarah, it seems like destiny has brought us together. Will you be our new queen?

Sarah Doyle:
Uh...

Bee #4:
She can't be the queen. She's not a f***ing bee.

Bee #3:
Alright, what about empress?

Bee #4:
...Yeah, alright, that should be fine.

YOLO (2020)

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1 month ago

Rachel:
Oi, Sarah! Where'd you go?

Lucas:
Rachel?

Rachel:
Huh. Oh, it's you. You seen Sarah?

Lucas:
She passed by here but a moment ago. It appears some bees have taken her into that honey castle there.

Rachel:
Oh. Oh, well. I guess she's dead.

Lucas:
Wait! Don't you see, Rachel? Destiny strikes again. We must go into the castle and save Sarah. Just imagine the kind of experience points we can gain from those elite bees! Come, Rachel, our co-op quest begins.

Rachel:
Ugh.

Lucas:
[singing] Yet another Lucas and Rachel quest. La, la, la, la, la, LA!

YOLO (2020)

added by timothyj.29104
1 month ago

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