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[staking out the scene of the killer's last murder]

Dr John Watson:
You think he's stupid enough to go there?

Sherlock Holmes:
No, I think he's brilliant enough. I love the brilliant ones. They're always so desperate to get caught.

[Starlet has come to greet Rat in a dress made from curtains, which still includes the curtain rod]

Starlet O'Hara:
What brings you to Tara?

Rat Butler:
You, you vixen, you. Starlet, I love you. That-that-that gown is gorgeous!

Starlet O'Hara:
Thank you. I saw it in the window, and I just couldn't resist it.

[Stella has confronted a suspect about a murdered woman]

Jason:
I fell in love with her.

Det. Stella Bonasera:
Trust me. You're gonna get plenty of love where you're going.

[Stephen enter's TIM's room alone and closes the door]

Stephen Jameson:
Excuse me, um, whatever... your name is.

Tim The Bio computer:
Hello, Stephen.

Stephen Jameson:
Um, I was, jus- hoping I could ask a favor.

Tim The Bio computer:
You would like to see the rest of your father's message.

Stephen Jameson:
Yes. How'd you know?

Tim The Bio computer:
People are predictable. Even ones like you.

Jack:
[in projected video on the wall and on a laptop's display] I thought maybe you'd get lucky. Take after your mom. But if you're watching this, well, things did turn out the way that I'd hoped. And... I know I have no right to offer you advice - not after what I'm about to do - but, if you turned out like me, then your life just got very complicated, and very dangerous.

[Jack holds up the coin he used in a magic trick when Stephen was younger]

Jack:
Don't believe everything you see. Truth is, there's only one thing you *can* trust: you. Trust your heart, son. I love you, Stephen. I love you.

[Jack switches off his recorder, the wall goes black]

Stephen Jameson:
What do you think, supercomputer? What do you think? Is he alive?

Tim The Bio computer:
I wish I knew the answer to that, Stephen.

[Steve accidentally set off his A-bomb]

Steve Urkel:
Don't panic, my love! If I remember correctly, the safest place to be during a nuclear explosion is in a reinforced basement.

Laura:
Not when the bomb is in the basement with you!

Steve Urkel:
Good point... PANIC!

[Steve just built an atomic bomb]

Steve Urkel:
I knew you'd be thrilled.

Laura:
This is just a model, right? It can't explode or anything?

Steve Urkel:
Why, of course it can! I love ya too much to build you a dud!

Laura:
But... but, where'd you get that radioactive stuff?

Steve Urkel:
I just called my uncle at the Pentagon. Colonel Dirk Urkel!

Laura:
There's an Urkel in our defense department?

[Steve Paxton dies from wounds received from a posse]

Dolly Paxton:
This is what happens to kids who think they can fight the world all alone... that won't listen to parents or those that love them.

[Steve thinks Rachel is in love with him, but she is really in love with another man named Steve]

Rachel Crawford:
Oh, hi Steve.

[Steve jumps]

Rachel Crawford:
How are you?

Steve Urkel:
Mm-fine!

Rachel Crawford:
Uh, Steve, would you mind coming over to the restaurant on Sunday at about 7:30?

Steve Urkel:
A-wha-ha-wha-wha-wha-wah?

Rachel Crawford:
Well, I'm planning dinner for a very, very special friend.

Steve Urkel:
Oh, I see. Oh, I see. I-I-I see.

Rachel Crawford:
Steve, are you sure you're okay? [Goes to feel his head]

Steve Urkel:
[Runs across the couch to get away] Fine, fine, fine!

Rachel Crawford:
Good. Look, Steve. I wanna play some of my own records on the jukebox, but I don't know how to put them in. Can you help me out?

Steve Urkel:
Do I have to?

Rachel Crawford:
Well, Steve, I am your boss. But, I'd be willing to pay you.

Steve Urkel:
[Takes it the wrong way] Gee... I wouldn't know what to charge.

Rachel Crawford:
How 'bout double the usual?

Steve Urkel:
The usual? Well... oh-okay.

Rachel Crawford:
Thanks Steve. You know what? You are such a sweetheart. Come here. [Pulls him into a hug]

[He faints]

Rachel Crawford:
Steve? Steve, what happened?

Steve Urkel:
Oh, nothing. Just blacked out for a second there!

[Steven hits Jackie's new boyfriend because he calls her a bitch]

Jackie Burkhardt:
Steven, what happened?

Steven Hyde:
What? Nothing... just... somebody and then... the guy said 'bitch' and there's nothing.

Jackie Burkhardt:
Oh, my God. He called me a bitch and you hit him. And that's what happened, isn't it?

Steven Hyde:
...No?

Jackie Burkhardt:
Liar. I AM the bitch. And you LOVE me.

[Still seeking Buddy's opinion on a pair of new shoes]

Sally Rogers:
Buddy, you REALLY like these?

Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell:
I really like 'em.

Sally Rogers:
Yeah, but do you love 'em?

Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell:
I love 'em.

Sally Rogers:
Better than the alligators?

Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell:
Better than the alligators.

Sally Rogers:
Ya sure?

Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell:
I'm positive!

Sally Rogers:
Good! I'll take the alligators.

Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell:
Well, what d'ask ME for?

Sally Rogers:
'Cause I value you opinion.

Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell:
You do?

Sally Rogers:
Sure! Your taste is rotten!

[Stoick begins to whistle a song, which Valka remembers.]

Gobber:
Oh, I love this one.

Stoick:
Remember our song, Val. [singing] I’ll swim and sail on savage seas. With ne'er a fear of drowning. And gladly ride the waves of life. If you will marry me. No scorching sun, nor freezing cold will st— [Gobber sings and interrupts]

Gobber:
[singing] WILL STOP ME ON MY JOUR—ney. Sorry. [Hiccup looks upset at Gobber's interruption]

Stoick:
[singing] If you will promise me your heart. And love...

Valka:
[singing] ...And love me for eternity. My dearest one, my darling dear, your mighty words astound me. But I’ve no need of mighty deeds when I feel your arms around me.

Stoick:
[singing] But I would bring you rings of gold, I'd even sing you poetry!

Valka:
Oh, would you?

Stoick:
[singing] And I would keep you from all harm. If you would stay beside me!

Valka:
[singing] I have no use for rings of gold, I care not for your poetry. I only want your hand to hold...

Stoick:
[singing] I only want you near me!

Stoick and Valka:
[singing] To love and kiss, to sweetly hold! For the dancing and the dreaming! Through all life’s sorrows and delights, I’ll keep your laugh inside me! I’ll swim and sail on savage seas with ne'er a fear of drowning! And gladly ride the waves of life, if you will marry me!

Gobber:
[singing] Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I'm still goiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnng!

Hiccup:
[nudges Gobber's belly] Gobber.

Gobber:
I'm done.

[Stonebridge is driving and Scott is passenger]

Sgt. Damien Scott:
Come'on Bud, speed it up. Let's get it up to warp factor 8.

Sgt. Michael Stonebridge:
I never had you down as a closet Trekie.

Sgt. Damien Scott:
You gotta love a show that kept asking Mr. Scott for more thrust.

[Stroker & Hoop meet The 5 Diamonds]

Hoop:
Hey! I got an M&M delivery for The 5 Diamonds.

[Dustin Diamond opens the door for Stroker & Hoop]

Dustin Diamond:
Come on in. Put 'em on the table.

Hoop:
Oh, my god! It really is the 5 Diamonds.

Talking Diamond:
Dustin, look at these M&Ms.

Stroker:
We're the local M&M delivery service.

Dustin Diamond:
The hell you are! [slaps the red M&Ms bowl off of Hoop's hands] Try again.

Hoop:
This is really embarrassing. Actually, we're from -- Your fan club.

Stroker:
Go 5 Diamonds, man.

Hoop:
YEOW!

Dustin Diamond:
Ok, ok. Um, ok, have a seat, guys. Y-You know what I love about my fans? They know all of the little things about me. They--They know I'm a capricorn. They know I'm left-handed. They even bring me special little left-handed gifts like funny novelty clocks that run backward.

Hoop:
Ha ha! We almost got you that.

Dustin Diamond:
And, um, they especially know that my favorite thing in the whole world is a particular color of M&Ms. Green. Because I can't stand the sight of the red ones, you [bleep] phonies!

[Stroker get a call from C.A.R.R.]

Stroker:
Whatever it is, C.A.R.R., no. Tough love.

C.A.R.R.:
Come quick. I've solved the mystery. There's a car wash mob!

Hoop:
Tell him I said hi.

Stroker:
You need help, C.A.R.R.

C.A.R.R.:
They're trying to put an end to all the charity car washes. I'm at the North Pole Wash-- Come quick!

Stroker:
No, C.A.R.R. I won't meet you at North Pole Wash so you can get a car wash. [hangs up]

Hoop:
You didn't tell him, didn't you?

[Stroker plays the tape of the Freshen Up advert he made while getting drunk]

Giggles:
[giggles] Why am I so happy? Because I'm fresh and static free!

[cuts to the next scene where Stroker shoots the tv of the Freshen Up commercial]

Stroker:
After about the 500th time you saw that ad, did you want to put a bullet in Giggles' head? I sure as hell did, and after 35 years, so did the good people at Freshen Up. That's why Freshen Up Fabric Softener is now F.U.

Stroker:
F.U. is strong enough for a man, with the clean, fresh scent that's scientifically proven to make chicks want to [bleep] you off.

Stroker:
F.U. is a lot like me -- Hip, extreme, in your face, hip -- Especially for kids in College. Fabric Softener goes in the dryer. Try it. And when they ask you what your secret with chicks is, tell them, "F.U., pal"!

Stroker:
Alright, cut. Print that b*tch.

Fabric Softener Slut:
Now can I get my money?

Stroker:
No, you can't get your money now. You're only half finished.

[ad ends]

Tommy:
It's so guerilla. It's genius!

Hoop:
If you like that, you're gonna love Freshen Up: Extreme. Now picture this: We get Tony Hawk.

[stroking her hand]

Maurice:
May I ask you - have you ever been in love before?

[Jesse smiles embarrassedly, but glowingly]

[Strong Bad continues to narrate peoples' lives like movie trailers. He heads over to Marzipan's house and watches Marzipan and Homestar chatting. Homestar has on a red chef's hat with googly eyes on it]

Strong Bad:
They were a couple in love.

Marzipan:
Homestar, you look like a dork with that on.

Strong Bad:
Until a dorky chef's hat threatened to tear them apart.

Homestar Runner:
[upset] Oh, yeah? Well, maybe *you* look like some type of enormous... alien... cow!

[Marzipan lets out a sharp, enraged gasp; music starts playing]

Strong Bad:
This summer... [he is now seen in a field, watching Homsar levitate himself]... this holiday season... [he is now standing next to the Poopsmith and his pile of whatsit]... this Arbor Day, some smelly French studio invites *you* to sit through a four-hour film with no dialogue and no plot: "Whatsit All About".

[Strong Bad is trying to work on spreadsheets on his computer at a job he's apparently taking and Homestar is bothering him]

Homestar Runner:
So, you goin' to Beach-Themed Restaurant tonight? It's ladies' night. Music, dancing, they've got fake palm trees!

Strong Bad:
Oh, yeah, I'd rather die!

Homestar Runner:
Cool. Can I catch a ride? Pick me up at six. Ooh, and bring plenty of cash. I'm gonna need at least five or six appe-teasers.

Strong Bad:
Will you just get outta here and let me finish these spreadsheets!

Homestar Runner:
You're not done yet? I finished mine weeks ago. Let me give you a hand!

Strong Bad:
No! Don't touch that! [Homestar leans his head in and bangs it on the keyboard repeatedly] Uh? [a Flamboyant System Error screen appears on his computer] Oh, *great*! THIS IS JUST *GREAT*!

Homestar Runner:
Yeah! You can thank me later. I love that blue screen. It is also my dog.

[Strong Bad tries to receive an image overhaul to keep himself young, and he consults Bubs on how to do it]

Bubs:
Well, I've been noticing how kids love anything with a lowercase "i" in front of it. It's working great for me down at the concession stand. [Homestar and Homsar are seen standing in line at the stand, beside a sign reading "0% off on all iTems!"]

Homestar Runner:
[to Homsar] Hey, Homestar, what color iTem are you gonna get? [Back to Bubs and Strong Bad's discussion]

Bubs:
We could try iStrong, or iBad...

Strong Bad:
We already tried that with lowercase "e"s back in the late '90s. We all know where that got us. [various boxes labeled "eStrong Vague Online Investments" are displayed in a dark warehouse]

[Sture and Evy are having a fight and Evy runs to the other side of a shelf. Sture stays on the other side, not knowing Edvin is on the other side]

Sture Bergholm:
It's not what it looks like, I hope you understand that.

[Edvin obviously doesn't have an idea what Sture means]

Sture Bergholm:
I understand if you don't want to talk to me, but you must at least give me the chance to explain. One knock for yes and two for no, okay?

[Edvin knocks once]

Sture Bergholm:
Good. Do you remember the first time I bought you flowers?

[Edvin knocks twice]

Sture Bergholm:
No? But it was in Laholm, that romantic kiosk, don't you remember that?

[Edvin knocks twice]

Sture Bergholm:
Don't you remember anything anymore?

[Edvin knocks twice]

Sture Bergholm:
Please, try.

[Edvin thinks for a moment, then knocks once]

Sture Bergholm:
Good. Do you remember when we made love under your balcony?

[Edvin panics, then desperately knocks several times]

Sture Bergholm:
Please, sweetie, we had it so nice together.

Edvin:
[shouts] Sture, what the hell have we done?

[subtitled version]

Countess:
Love is stronger than death. Your scriptures say so.

Cur? d'Ambricourt:
We did not invent love. It has its order, its law.

Countess:
God is its master.

Cur? d'Ambricourt:
He is not the master of love. He is love itself. If you would love, don't place yourself beyond love's reach.

[subtitled version]

Gol-Ghotai:
Zahed, did you tell dad what mother said? Did you tell him?

Zahed:
Yes.

Gol-Ghotai:
Did he feel sorry for us?

Zahed:
He said: "I went to fight in a Holy War. Your mother married again. Didn't she love me?"

Gol-Ghotai:
She married again because we were hungry. Now that man is dead.

Zahed:
Dad said that's good, and if mum dies, they can make love in Hell.

Gol-Ghotai:
What's Hell?

[subtitled version]

Karin:
I fell in love!

Jakob:
With whom?

Karin:
He's married... happily.

Finn:
What do you mean? Why do you tell us something like that?

Peter:
Because we aren't happy anymore.

[subtitled version]

Tien:
You see... even love can pass away.

Bai Tieh-nan:
But... we can run after it.

Tien:
Run?

Bai Tieh-nan:
And chase it back.

Tien:
My feet are tired.

Bai Tieh-nan:
I'll carry you.