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EMT Surgeon:
Order up! She's gonna make a full recovery. It's kinda my fun take on saving your wife's life, that's all. Up top!

[EMT Surgeon avoid the high five and slaps Gil's wife instead]

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

EMT Surgeon:
Order up!

[Gil tastes the feelawfel]

Gil:
Mmm! Incredible! How'd you get the edges so, uh...

EMT Surgeon:
Crispy on the outside? I flash fry 'em before broiling.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Gil:
Can you tell me about the feelawfel?

EMT Surgeon:
Okay, that one is our take on the falafel, obviously. We do it raw onions since you're crying, anyway. And if your loved one dies, you get to keep the cup. So you walk away a winner no matter what happens.

Gil:
I'll...I'll do one of those.

EMT Surgeon:
Okay. Gotta say it through the window there.

Gil:
One feel-awfel.

[EMT Surgeon appears in the food truck]

EMT Surgeon:
Okay, you're gonna want to get the grief sauce on this, I assume.

Gil:
You're gonna cook it, too?

EMT Surgeon:
I focus best when I'm doing two things at once.

Gil:
This is the most impressive thing I've ever witnessed. [happily] Slab! Slab! Slab!

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

EMT Surgeon:
Do you want her to die?!

Gil:
No! No! It's just, I don't know..

EMT Surgeon:
Make a decision! Grab life by the scruff of the ass!

Gil:
Okay. Do it. Do it!

EMT Surgeon:
Good now stand back, pray, and cheer me on. "Slab, Slab, Slab!" They called me 'Slab" in med school, and I don't have time to tell you this story. C'mon, motivate me!

Gil:
Umm, Slab...Slab...Slab...Slab...Slab...Slab...

EMT Surgeon:
So did you have lunch yet?

Gil:
Um, uh, no. Slab...Slab...Slab...Slab...

EMT Surgeon:
Well get yourself something, menu's on the side.

Gil:
Wait, this...this ambulance is a food truck, too?

EMT Surgeon:
I told you -- hybrids. Now I recommend the Chi-Loco-Lo-Mein-Vein Dragon Bowl. They're little burritos rolled all the way into noodles! It's a pretty fun Mexican take on a traditional Chinese lo mein. Isn't that a clever lil combo. Kinda how your wife's gonna end up if she pulls through! [chuckles] Get used to combos!

Gil:
I really don't have an appetite right now!

EMT Surgeon:
Well, family of patients get 10% off.

Gil:
I don't know. [whispering] Scruff of ass.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

EMT Surgeon:
You! Are you a relative of the victim?

Gil:
That, uh, gunk there is my wife.

EMT Surgeon:
The only way these folks survive is if I sew them together right now.

Gil:
Can you do that?

EMT Surgeon:
I trained a surgeon specializing in hybrids. Lousy job market means that I gotta drive a goddamn ambulance to make ends meet.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
After their first fight, a couple can slow its faux bumble and finally hold each other in its gaze, forever safe, invincible.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Gil:
Wasn't that a lovely ceremony?

Gil's Wife:
Sometimes I think you're falling on purpose to avoid grappling with life's real challenges.

Gil:
What? No. I just happen to be falling. Whoa, whoops. See?

Gil's Wife:
When you say that it diminishes validity from people who are really falling, like me.

Gil:
You're not really falling any more than I am.

Gil's Wife:
We're both just going through the motions.

Gil:
Whoa, whoa!

Gil's Wife:
I need to be with someone who can grab life by the scruff of the ass.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
He managed to meet and injure fun, new people. He fell into a relationship with a girl who he could express his pride up in every position, from dignified doggy to respectful cowgirl. Even butt stuff.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
So when Gil Minugm got tripped by a bully, he just kept falling as if he meant to do it. As long as he pretended to tumble, he kept his self-respect.

Narrator:
He committed to his pride all thru life. Dignity flowed from him like body water. He slipsy-won the city marathon and became the first man to fall up Mt. Everest.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
Having true pride is never letting anyone know they got to you.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
There is no survival skill greater than man's ability to save face.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
A Dr's sacred mission is to do everything in his power to avoid losing his job.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
After he fingered the seam of sight, Eban managed to escape into the realm that lives behind vision.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Eban Dylfyl:
You gotta be kidding me. That's it?

Dr. Bntu:
Can you see?

Eban Dylfyl:
Yeah, but I just always pictured the world was gonna be, like, beautiful, ya know?

Dr. Bntu:
You need more time to get used to it...?

Eban Dylfyl:
I don't wanna get used to this. It's worser than trash. It's freakin' common.

Dr. Bntu:
Well, maybe try nature.

[Dr. Bntu opens the blinds showing nature as a peaceful environment]

Eban Dylfyl:
Lame. Ugh. My eyes are gonna puke. [retching]

[Eban tries to puke from his eyes aggressively]

Dr. Bntu:
I'm sorry, but this is the world.

Eban Dylfyl:
Well, you need to fix it now or I'm gonna get you fired! You'll be on the streets eating cardboard dirt! No sauce. No beverage. LIKE I ATE!

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
And yet, Dr. Ton Bntu extracted a lateral infarction in the optic chiasm so Eban Dylfyl blind since birth, could see the world for the first time.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
Humiliated, Huan threw itself off the edge of the earth. But Fjuurn was taping that, too, so they'd always have proof of Huan's love -- something to give Fjuurn the confidence to finally love itself.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
The next morning as the sun scorched off the fog of abandon, Huan awoke alone to discover that Fjuurn had secretly taped the whole thing.

Narrator:
It was all over the net.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
After the carnage of penetration, each subsequent municipal pump was hotter than that which preceded it.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
One night Science got drunk and decided to force fate to happen.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
They folded one over other using cranes and a finger of skylube.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
It was from this vintage that astro-matchmakers noticed the skyline of these two locales, every mountain & valley, tower & well, house & hole were a perfect interlocking fit, a precise inverse of one another like a hot dog slipped snugly into a set of human buns.

Narrator:
Meant to be.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
Following this finding, Fjuurn became shy. Every citizen blushed so much, the temperature rose 9 degrees. A soft, red glow could be seen from space.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
One Fjuurnian for each single Huanian. Compatible ages, interests, fetishes, peccadilli.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
Recent computers have discovered a town in Vietnam Huan whose populace is also romantically unattached.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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