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Robby's Dad:
I'd swim through a "lake full of water" for these cakes.

Robby's Dad:
That's the only thing that would put out the "raging fire in my belly" for these cakes.

Bakery Woman:
That's an "ODD" thing to say.

[Xavier runs in]

Xavier:
Doc, your son showed me his private places, and now I'm going to show them to you.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Xavier hangs out with a thurrito]

Xavier:
It's not just my heart that's hardening.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Unknown Voice:
Your heart feels like exploding.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Don't talk down to me from down there on your sparkling high horse.

Xavier:
You are just as ugly on the inside as you are on the outside.

Robby:
I feel I'm reasonably attractive.

Xavier:
Oh, yeah? Stand up and say that to my face. Oh, yeah, I forgot. You can't stand. So maybe I have a memory problem, but at least I can --

Xavier:
Uh, I can do the...

Robby:
Stand?

Xavier:
No, thanks, guy. I'm beat. Now where was I? Oh, yeah, I was walking out of here. Your thurrito-hating ego-tude just turned your guardian angel into your guardian enemy.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Robby:
I didn't mean to make you jealous, I just --

Xavier:
Condescension -- The last refuge of the different abled. "Crypical."

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Robby:
I just think this is pretty significant.

Xavier:
You're not better than me, okay?! Just 'cause you created life doesn't make you some kind of God. There's more to life than life.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
One time I created something, called a "thurrito." It's a burrito within a burrito within the heart of that same burrito.

Xavier:
It's a total mind-blinder, but you don't hear me bragging about it all over your face.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Don't do any weird stuff like that. [tastes the inert chemicals]

Robby:
That's dangerous.

Xavier:
Needs coconut.

Robby:
What?

Xavier:
Tastes a little bitter. It could use some coconut.

Robby:
Maybe a fibrous protein is just what it needs. A coconut wouldn't work. But coco-nut, my artificial coconut spread, might.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Robby:
This is spreadable bread. And it's self-eating.

Xavier:
Amazing. I feel so full. I got to use the bathroom.

Robby:
I got that covered.

[presses the self-portable toilet button]

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Robby:
Daddy can't ever know about my lab. He thinks science is evil, and the Lord heals all.

Xavier:
How does he explain the fact that his own son's legs make me want to puke all over them?

Robby:
Um, he never says that.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Robby:
How much did you see?

Xavier:
How much did YOU see?

Robby:
It's just Christian science. That's all. Okay, you caught me.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Robby's Dad:
You're gonna live. Stay off that knee for a week.

[following after they did the man's chest surgery]

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Robby's Dad:
Wipe, Lord? Hoagie, Lord?

Xavier:
This guy's pretty good. Of course, I would have gone with the grinder.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
[thinking] I'd like to see this guy pray an abortion.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Robby's Dad:
Okay, this is gonna be a routine double bypass. Bow your heads, please. Dear Lord, We just want to thank you for your guiding touch. Let's get on with it.

Robby's Dad:
Scalpel, Lord. And oh, Lord, we just pray you can make a lateral incision in the "chestical" cavity.

Robby's Dad:
And in this time of need, oh, Lord, we just pray you replace the arterial valice with a synthetic flange grappler. I said arterial valice, Lord. What, did you switch to decaf? Come on!

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[button ringing]

Xavier:
Peep show.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Robby:
I got to go make water.

Xavier:
Spray it. Don't say it. Poor kid's nervous around his new life mystic.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Robby:
Come on. My dad's a doctor. His office is right over here.

Xavier:
This is your pop's chop shop, huh?

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
I'm the answer to all your prayers, blown into your dead lap by the winds of fortune to be your life crutch.

Robby:
Let me get those facial abrasions sutured.

Xavier:
Cute. You want to help me. The pupil emulates the master.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Kid #2:
Get your hand off his leg, you perv!

[Take that. Taste the pain. Take that. Taste the pain.]

[Robby taste the food from his leg]

Robby:
It's cranberry sauce.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Kid #1:
You apologize right now.

Xavier:
I'll never apologize for defending the weak, the meek, and the useless. Plus I'm a board-certified Wahakamana healer, and the winds of fate sent me here to...

[Xavier does the Indian chant enhancing Robby]

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Look. I'm not 'tarded like Robby here, so I know that a group of strapping bucks as cool as you would never waste your time with a boy whose legs are as dead as a Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings.

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Hey, you ruffians, leave that poor gimp alone.

Kid #1:
Who you calling "gimp," weirdo?

Xavier:
He probably can't tell you're mocking him. He's obviously slow.

Kid #2:
Robby's not slow. He's a genius.

Xavier:
Well, he's got a funny way of showing it.

[Xavier kicks Robby's wheelchair]

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Robby:
...and so the Rabbi said, "No, you have chicken mouth."

– Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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