Assy McGee:
I'm scared [indistinct]
Father:
I'm sorry. I didn't get that. What?
Assy McGee:
Father, I'm scared to die.
Father:
Did you want to make a confession?
Assy McGee:
That's a good idea.
Father:
Go right ahead. We can do this right here.
Assy McGee:
I stole wi-fi from my neighbor.
Father:
Uh-huh. Ok.
Assy McGee:
I borrowed my partner's car without asking, Father.
Father:
It's no problem there.
Assy McGee:
Then I drove it into a retirement community and killed a lot of old people.
Father:
Oh, my god, Assy.
Assy McGee:
On purpose.
Father:
Cheese and rice. Why would do that, Assy?
Assy McGee:
Because I can't drive well. I never could.