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Claude: What part of "I want those testicles crushed" do you not understand? And I want it done with an anvil this time. Claude: What do you mean you can't find an anvil? They have them in cartoons all the time. Just get it done, or I'm gonna crush your nuts with an anvil. And I'll be able to get that signed off by the big guy. Don't you worry. Claude: By the way, how's your wife, man? Yeah, she's gorgeous. Tig ol' bitties. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 11 months ago
Satan: Turns out that there was one real name on your soul sheet. Gary Bunda: Sweet. Satan: This is your mother's maiden name right? [Satan shows the password "Schmickler38" which shows that Gary's Mom would used so Satan can summon his Mom with her password] Gary Bunda: Mom? Gary's Mom: Aaaaaaah! Gary Bunda: Mama, no! Gary's Mom: Aaaaaaah! Gary Bunda: Stop yelling! Stop yelling! You're embarrassing me! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
[Gary transports to a supremacist cult] Gary Bunda: Please, do you have an aspirin? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Satan: Did you lose your summon word again? Gary Bunda: No. Absolutely not. I would never do that. Claude: It sure looks like it. Gary Bunda: Claude, you Judas -- – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
[Gary Bunda randomly teleports to a church] Gary Bunda: Oh, no. [The Preist shakes holy water onto Gary] Priest: Dominus Santi! Gary Bunda: Ow! Ow! Priest: Christi Crux Est Mea Lux! Gary Bunda: Ow! Ow! Stop it! How did you get my summonword? Priest: Leftover Salmon message boards! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Satan: It's ripped. There's a piece missing. Where is it? Gary Bunda: Oh, no sorry. I got that. [Gary realizes he left his card again while teleporting back from the teenager's house] Gary Bunda: There's a hole in my pants. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
[Satan sees one of their names from the petition that stole Gary's wallet but wrote their names into a different kind of way while getting high] Satan: Foghorn Leghorn and Stewie from "Family Guy." Gary Bunda: Big gets. Satan: You stupid [tiger roar]. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Spencer: Demon, I command thee to get me a Ferrari Enzo filled with $2 million dollars in small bills. Gary Bunda: I changed my summon word. And you're condemned to Hell, 'cause this wasn't about pandas at all. [laughs] Boo-yah. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Claude: Gary, I did it. I changed you summon word. Gary Bunda: Yeah! Yeah! Claude, you're the man! Yeah! Claude: I made it simple. It's your mother's maiden name and the year you were born. Gary Bunda: Alright, so...Schmickler83. Got it. Let me just write that down. Claude: You shouldn't really write that down. It's...It's maiden name and year you were born. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Justin: What is your clipboard for? Gary Bunda: What? Huh? Justin: The clipboard! Why? Gary Bunda: Oh, um it's a...petition against the drilling of pandas for...oil. Spencer & Justin: Oh yeah. Justin: We heard about that. Gary Bunda: Good, because the media's really trying to cover it up -- The drilling of bears. So you should give that a sign. Spencer: Oh, yeah, absolutely. Gary Bunda: Yeah, keep signing it. Yeah, both of you. Justin: Hey, wait a minute, dude. Spencer: Save the pandas! Justin: That's not paper. It's skin. Gary Bunda: Oh, don't worry about it. You have to use the, uh, skin -- The skin from the bears in the paper. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Spencer: I wanted to give you back your wallet. Gary Bunda: What? Spencer: Yeah. Gary Bunda: With the S-word, too? Spencer: Yeah. Gary Bunda: Dude! Spencer: Yeah. I thought I'd forget it so I got it tattooed right there. [chuckles] Gary Bunda: [thinking] Take the leg. Take the leg. Take the leg! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Gary Bunda: Just chill out nerds! And check out what the G-man's brought to the party, bros. Yeah! It's a bong. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Spencer: Yo! Moose knuckle! Where have you been? Justin: Yeah, bro. And explain to me what's wrong with this essay. "The Poems of Maya Ange...lou"? Gary Bunda: You said you wanted to be 12 pages. Justin: Not in 72-point font, bro! I can't turn this in! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Claude: Get the kid to smoke this weed. It will erase his mind. Then you steal back your summon word. Gary Bunda: Oh, hell, yeah. There's some stinky-ass nugs in this bong. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Gary Bunda: I lost my S-word, man. I just got to change my S-word. Just change my S-word. Claude: I can't change your S-word without manager approval. Gary Bunda: Manager approval? That is -- Satan is our manager! Claude: Okay. Relax. Relax. Gary Bunda: I'm trying to relax! Claude: Bro! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Claude: What are you d -- You're drinking beer? Satan's been up and down the hall asking about you. Satan: GARY, WHERE THE [tiger roar] ARE YOU?! I'll find you, you little [tiger roar]. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Gary Bunda: Yeah, I'll spin your head. Spin your head clean off your shoulders. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Gary Bunda: Okay, the word you have is a very powerful thing, and I will get in some for real trouble at my work. Spencer: Demon, I command thee, get us beer, as your ruler, bitch. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Spencer: Spin your head around. [Gary spins his head around] Spencer: Whoa! Gary Bunda: Fine, we happy? You done here? Because you're gonna get it! Spencer: Justin, check this out! Spin your head again. Just keep doing it until I say when. Gary Bunda: [sarcastically laughs] What fun! Everyone loves a show. Alright, we've all seen it. Can we shut it down? Justin: Whoa. Spin your butt, dude. Gary Bunda: I cannot spin my butt. Justin: Well, what can you do? Gary Bunda: You spin you're butt. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Spencer: So, I think I know what "Summonword" means. Gary Bunda: How about this? You give me my card back, or you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna eat your firstborn. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Gary Bunda: Listen! Hurry up! I need you to go to my desk. I need you to log in as me, okay? I need you to change my summon word to anything else than "Summonword"! Dizzay: You summon word is "Summonword"? Gary Bunda: Shut up. Claude: You're supposed to change that every six weeks, Gary. Gary Bunda: Hurry up, already! What, did you drink a gallon of milk?! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
[Dizzay watching Claude doing a wrong style of peeing] Dizzay: You're clinching. Got to rela -- Claude: Dude, you do your job. I'll do mine, alright? Dizzay: I'm just trying to help you out. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Spencer: So, what does the summon word mean? Gary Bunda: Nothing, you know? You can just toss it. I mean, you could say it, but it doesn't uh...it doesn't matter, you know? But I could just toss it for you if you want. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago
Gary Bunda: "Crawling hitchhiker"! Yeah! Yeah! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 12 months ago

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