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Fred's Father:
This last year has been very good to us, right now. I never told you this before, but I am proud to say that you are...Freddy Forgetti! I can't believe you forgot the matches that time, you ding-dong! [laughter]

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Narrator:
Every denomination got in on the action, and Fred's one true God eviscerated all the other one true Gods, plus they cleaned up selling His Holy Seed to breeders.

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When underground God fighting took off, oceans burned, skies sharted, heaven pees its pants...

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...and over $100 in wagers changed hands.

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Fred Lombadi:
I remember the monkey said about how God is inside us all.

Thug:
What, even up in me? Get out of me, you mook! Out, out!

[Another God also came out of the thug's body]

Fred's Father:
If this is God, what's that? One of these a phony!

Thug:
We better have them duke it out.

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Fred's Father:
Did you get it?

Fred Lombadi:
He's in here.

Fred's Father:
Let me see that. Hmm. I -- I can't see him.

Fred Lombadi:
That's the idea. The monk guy, he says the trick to nabbing him is patience.

Fred's Father:
I got a better trick. [pulls up a gun] You come out of there or I stab you with a knife. Get! Easy, now. Easy!

[God came out of the flower]

Fred Lombadi:
You proud of me now, Pop?

Fred's Father:
Did you remember to pick up a pack of matches for me, too?

Fred Lombadi:
Oh.

Fred's Father:
Aw, Freddy Forgetti!

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Narrator:
Fred Lombadi tried to remain calm, but he knew this chance might never come again, the chance to make his father proud, the score of a lifetime.

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Monk:
Every object in the physical realm has been infinitely born in every moment. God is inside this flower.

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The procedure was a success, so his wife celebrated with jolly glee.

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The most advanced madcap treatments flopped. He was informed he had only 2 months left to goof. His final hope was a siliectomy to surgically remove all his malignant kook.

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When they discovered his funny bone was riddled with a cancerous humor, it causes Mirv to cross his eyes with such whimsy he was forced to confront every hijink jinking the depths of his psyche.

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Tests revealed Mirvyn's turds were riding up and down inside his butt in what oncologists described as a wack-a-doodie poorade, and then his dookie came flying out his mouth across town, smacking into an old lady's face.

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Mirv and his doctor, shared a guffaw over that one.

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The clinician explained his vital organs were a Silly Billy.

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After nearly overdosing on fun, his doctor became concerned he might be medically wacky and soon Mirv was diagnosed with stage IV goof-em-ups.

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He disseminated frivolous cheer with his zany wacknanigans. The man was a true nut.

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But Mirvyn Blanchyrd was one of the kookiest goofballs on planet Earth.

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Once all existence was gone, no one could tell if her nothingness was still there or if it never was. If she was there, then it wasn't, but if she was there, then it wasn't.

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And after she murdered the devil, Lily felt empowered to share her victory snack with the world.

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Dr. Bodgey:
Erasing your identity was a tragic act of pure selflessness. Blame the mom.

Amy:
[laughs]

Satan:
Noooo! [Satan explodes]

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Narrator:
And Dr. Bodgey was thrilled to have some sweet misery to solve once again.

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[Clive getting bounced by many cars]

Clive:
I'm taking a little me time.

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Clive stayed in his trap for all eternity. But once your worst fear comes true, your paranoia can fly back home which might give you the courage to emancipate your own heart from its abusive cycle of love.

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Dr. Bodgey:
Have you ever even peaked in there to see what she looks like?

Clive:
No need. All that matters is on the inside. She could blow us both to smithereens at any second.

Dr. Bodgey:
You know what I think? You're afraid to look, because what if nobody is in there? You're worried it's empty. You are paranoid!

Clive:
No way. My girl wouldn't not exist. She bees. Tell him you bee, boo. Boo? Boo?

Karry:
I'm sorry! I...It's not my fault! My mom gave me an eating disorder, so I committed celery-cide. I un-ed myself.

Clive:
The--the--the--th-- Then what's in there? Nothing? Are you just an empty portal? You zilchor! Boo. Boo!

Karry:
But isn't it beautiful. Don't you remember how happy we were then?

Clive:
You tricked me into having a fulfilling relationship with a manifestation of nostalgia for the relationship I got tricked into?

Clive:
You know I hate when I get trapped in a self-collapsing emotional prison. I've told you that over and over and over!

Karry:
But what are you going to do?!

Clive:
I'm pulling myself out of there.

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Atoms orgied. The Sun and Moon got a room. Daises did the Dougie. Birds stopped having constant racist thoughts against Asians. Even Jews began to get along with other Jews. Everyone was happy.

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It was a mental health professional's worst nightmare.

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The way they spat love in the ass of death was an inspiration to the world.

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