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Narrator:
It made Hiroshima look like a tap dancing pill bug...

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
There is no way to describe the horror visited upon Dustin without using words that contain the letter.

Narrator:
The closest we can safely say is that it made the Black Plague look like a jazz festival.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Dustin:
I believe this letter will lead to new words. Words for things we've here to fore had no way of expressing. Which could lead to new ideas, new emotions.

Dustin:
Perhaps man will develop a new organ, a new lobe of the brain capable of perceiving a new magnitude of reality, one that contains a new state of grace.

Dustin:
At the very least, there'll be new foods, or at minimum -- new meats. Which would naturally lead man to new gravies. This to say nothing of new sides. Or mayhaps a whole new specie, an advanced creature 1/27th more conscious than us.

Dustin:
It'd be a gradual--

[Dustin gets eaten by a one eyed monster]

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
In the middle of his first serious relationship, Dustin made a major discovery behind a stone -- the 27th letter of the alphabet.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
No one knew another letter existed, but there it was -- plain as pudding on your stupid face.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Dr. Lenyrrt:
Don't worry, baby boy! All marriages hurt at first. You're doing so great! So hot. [moans]

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Dr. Lenyrrt:
[whispering] Look, you almost got me in trouble.

Creepy Voice:
Don't be so uptight. Come on, one quick smooch and I leave you alone.

Dr. Lenyrrt:
[chuckles] Don't be cray right now. Shh!

Creepy Voice:
At least send down the fresh meat.

Dr. Lenyrrt:
Don't you ever get enough?

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Dr. Lenyrrt:
I told you not to bug me at work.

Creepy Voice:
But...I missed you.

Dustin:
[muttering] Is everything okay?

Dr. Lenyrrt:
Yes. Yes, fine.

Dustin:
It sounded like you were talking.

Dr. Lenyrrt:
It's a...a new technique. Uh, we talk to the teeth. Cutting-edge dental-ry.

Dustin:
Ohh! Okay, sounds cool.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
It comes in all shapes and sizes.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
Dustin Okus assumed his father was just distant, or didn't love him, until the day he discovered the man actually had a medical condition.

Narrator:
It's called Being A Dick.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Dustin:
Have you seen him?

Grave:
I have.

Dustin:
Where? What was he doing?

Grave:
He was putting up fliers that say "have you seen this man?" with pictures of himself on it.

Dustin:
How did he look? Did he seem fulfilled in his life?

Grave:
Not really.

Dustin:
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! [crying] Damn it!

Grave:
But I followed him for a few hours.

Dustin:
You did? What did he do?

Grave:
You walked into the woods, pretty deep, and crawled into a hole.

Dustin:
I did? Am I in there now?

Grave:
You're just sitting there thinking.

Dustin:
What am I thinking about?

Grave:
How am I supposed to know?

Dustin:
Oh, come on! Use your eyes!

Grave:
He's thinking about...about when he was a kid. [echoes]

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
On the other hand, there are ears who see too much.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
As long as they remained in Eban's healing gaze, held whole in the stitch of his sight, they felt they could do absolutely anything at all.

Horizon:
So that's exactly what they did.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
They had too much pride to get back together. But one afternoon, when they had both moped off to brood in a meadow, they inexplicably felt the re-connection they had longed for. They savored the sensation.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
Each side snuck to the other one's house to creep on their other side sleeping.

Narrator:
Both were horrified to discover their other side not home but probably out having real fun.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
Both sides grew up utterly happy and secretly miserable because each suspected the other was actually happy and not utterly pretending.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
They developed a sick fixation upon each other.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Horizon:
His Alpha side breezed through life, grabbing whatever its half-heart desired. Tragically, his beta half was forced to develop a personality and sharpen his intellect to survive.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Nerd's Tough Side:
Now dat I done helped you truly know yerself fer free, why doncha cough up that lunch money as payment?

[Nerd's Soft Side coughs up lunch money]

Nerd's Tough Side:
I know who I am, I'm rich!

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Horizon:
It requires great strength to analytically octosect ourselves into sub-sets of neuroticism, agreeableness, extroversion, openness, conscientiousness, warmth, and assertiveness.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Nerd's Tough Side:
What you looking at, lil half bitch?

Nerd's Soft Side:
Nothing. I just..

Nerd's Tough Side:
[mocking] Nothing, I just... -- Nothing, I just...I just...

Nerd's Tough Side:
Shut up. Gimme yer lunch money, now.

Nerd's Soft Side:
But, like, isn't our lunch money?

Nerd's Tough Side:
You gonna be a little bitch, you bitch?

Nerd's Soft Side:
That's not a simple question. You know, It'd be erroneous to adhere to one broad label when Jungian scholars agree a personality comprises infinite gradations of 7 archetypical traits.

Nerd's Tough Side:
Here's your 7 component archetypes right here.

[Nerd's Tough Side slices his soft side in pieces in karate style]

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Bully:
What you looking at, twerp? You a tough guy? Huh? You a tough guy?

Nerd Kid:
I don't know.

Bully:
Whatchu mean? Are you a tough guy?

Nerd Kid:
I mean, it's complicated, I'm not sure I can categorize myself.

Bully:
Okay, well her, let me help you figure it out.

[Bully gives the nerd a wedgie]

Bully:
Now, are you a tough guy?

Nerd Kid:
I mean, we all have different facets to facets to ourselves. One part may be tough, aggressive, dominant, while another side is introspective and hesitant. If I'm being honest, I'm a complex amalgam of both.

Bully:
Ok then, I'll separate it for ya.

[Bully splits the Nerd kid into two personalities]

Bully:
Now the both of yous can hash it out amongst yourselves. Losers!

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
When something scrumptious blindsides our senses, we can see the seam of sight speak its peace. To warn us --

Horizon:
Vision is violence.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Gil's Wife:
What happened?

Gil:
You were in a terrible accident.

Gil's Wife:
What are you, like, eating?

Gil:
It's seriously the most delicious thing I've ever had. Here try a bite.

Gil's Wife:
I don't understand what's going on.

Gil:
What's going on is I grabbed life by the scruff of that ass.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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