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Satan:
I'm sure you've all heard the rumors by now about the possible layoffs. They're not true.

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Gary Bunda:
You guys want the inside line on what's going on in today's meeting?

Dizzay:
What?

Gary Bunda:
Layoffs.

Dizzay:
Man, be for real. Ain't no layoffs coming.

Gary Bunda:
Layoffs, and they're doing it by weight. So I think I'm gonna be the first one. That's what Claude said. I've been eating dirt and rocks like a chicken does for, like, digestion 'cause it's making me heavier.

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[Gary torturing by cooking Eddie]

Gary Bunda:
God, you smell awful. Cooking you. Who's gonna eat you? That's my question. It's gonna [goat bleats] be me, isn't it?

Gary Bunda:
"Here, Gary. Have a whole bunch of Eddie, covered in stinky, old jalapeno mayonnaise and big chunks of black bread from the viking era."

Gary Bunda:
Mmm. Actually, you know what? Now that I'm, like, talking about it -- With a good, whole-grain mustard.

Gary Bunda:
I knew we should've put some rosemary underneath your tits.

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Gary Bunda:
[to Claude on phone] I wish you could've been there for the thing that you made me write, choreograph, and rehearse for three weeks.

Claude:
Sorry, guy. Dinner ran late. [hangs up]

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Satan:
"Hail Stan"?

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Gary Bunda:
[to Claude on phone] Yeah, you guys missed a whale of a show.

Eddie:
Is that Claude? Tell him I said hi!

Gary Bunda:
Shh! Shut up! Shut up! Cook!

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Gary Bunda:
Okay, this is what we're gonna do. You're gonna stall them, alright? Make them think we're doing "Grease" or something. And then -- Oh, we're gonna show them a show unlike they ain't never seen before!

Lance:
Is that a shotgun?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah. Alright. Now, in act three, after the rumble thing at the boardwalk...

Lance:
Mm-hmm.

Gary Bunda:
...you're gonna take this shotgun, you're gonna say, "Satan, it's all for you!" Then you're gonna blow your brains out!

Lance:
I-I'm not gonna do that.

Gary Bunda:
Yes, you are.

Lance:
No, that's not in "Grease."

Gary Bunda:
You're not gonna -- You don't want to do this?

Lance:
No. Who are you?

Gary Bunda:
[groans]

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Chorus Student #1:
What key we doing "Beauty School Drop-Out" in?

Coach Lindsay:
Sweet pea, the only key I'm concerned with is the key to the equipment cage.

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Coach Lindsay:
Now, this Friday, we are doing "Grease." So, for homework, y'all need to memorize this dvd.

Josh:
How are we supposed to know who's playing what character?

Coach Lindasy:
Good eye. You're Travolta. You're the slut. You're the mousy one turns into a slut at the end.

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[Tiffany shows the principal a satanic themed play]

Principal Jerry:
May I ask what this is?

Tiffany:
It's my new musical.

Principal Jerry:
Tiffany, I cannot allow you to stage a satanic-themed musical in a public high school. I'm sorry.

Tiffany:
You don't like what I have to say, Jerry?

Principal Jerry:
What's wrong with doing "Grease"? People like "Grease".

Tiffany:
Oh, I have had it with you noncreatives! I am out of here, and you can suspend me with pay.

[Principal Jerry was not amused that Tiffany was acting out leaving the room begging to accept her play]

Principal Jerry:
Okay. Let's do that.

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Claude:
Think you can comp us some tickets?

Gary Bunda:
Absolutely, yeah. You want, uh, plus-one? Plus-two?

Claude:
Plus-202.

Gary Bunda:
I'm not really sure if the media room can hold all that. Do you think you guys can, like, double it up?

Claude:
What do you mean, like, two to a set? What does that...how would that work?

Gary Bunda:
It's easy you know? You sit on top of each other.

Claude:
Are...what the f*** are you talking about?

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Josh:
Baby, I don't think I'm gonna be able to sneak out tonight. I've..I've got that science-fair project, and Mom and Dad keep asking me about all that jewelry you bought me.

Tiffany:
Fine. You know what? Just stay home. Be a little boy. Because what I need is a man.

Josh:
Okay. Alright. Later.

Tiffany:
Oh, you know what? Just [cat meows] go! Now!

Josh:
I am. I-I'm going.

Tiffany:
No, wait! Do you need a ride? Wait, no! I think I'm pregnant!

[Tiffany sees a man looking at her confused]

Tiffany:
WHAT THE [cat meows] ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!

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Gary Bunda:
Actually, you know, I always thought that, like, demon and reamin' were a good rhyme scheme.

Tiffany:
Okay.

Gary Bunda:
Do you know, getting, like, reamed? Like, up your ass? You know, when you get reamed by three demons -- When it's a triple-team reamin'?

Gary Bunda:
[singing while playing piano] I'm screamin' from my triple demon reamin'

Gary Bunda:
It's..It's a thing. I just get reamed a lot in hell, so it's -- I guess "Write what you know." That's what they say.

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Tiffany:
It's just that I know that I can do so much more than ads for Stool Softener.

Gary Bunda:
And that's why you have been chosen to take Satan's life story to the stage.

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Tiffany:
When I sold my soul for a career in basic cable, Satan promised me a big break. For 12 years, people have yelled "Getting soft down there!" at me.

Gary Bunda:
Well, it's closer to 20, but --

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Gary Bunda:
Boogety-boogety!

Tiffany:
I saw you crouching in the back.

Gary Bunda:
I suck at this!

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Tiffany:
If makeup is applying fake blood to your breasts and your buttocks, you can bet your bottom dollar that both of those will appear in the shot.

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Chrous Student #1:
Were you ever in any movies?

Tiffany:
That wasn't really my trip. My breasts did appear in "Aerobicide 2", though I was told that they would be framed out.

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Tiffany:
I took eight Intestillax supporters, because acting is not pretend.

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Gary Bunda:
So, you mean to tell me that this this..."musical" is gonna open up on... [singing] broadwaaaaaaaaay?

Claude:
No. Didn't say that.

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Claude:
Gary, you know what dazzles? Broadway...musical.

Gary Bunda:
You know what we could do is we could talk to those "rent" guys, 'cause they're down here, right? 'Cause they died of AIDS.

[Claude not amused]

Gary Bunda:
I didn't really want to say it out loud, 'cause AIDS will come find you.

Claude:
AIDS won't...find you if you say it.

Gary Bunda:
It's like "Nightmare on Elm Street".

Claude:
No.

Gary Bunda:
Finds you in your dreams. AIDS comes.

Claude:
What are you talking about?

Gary Bunda:
Can't go to sleep.

Claude:
It's a disease.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, okay. I thought it was, like, a body insect.

Claude:
You're a f***ing moron, and you're annoying me right now, okay?

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Gary Bunda:
You know how Satan says that I need to ramp it up a bit? Well, you follow hockey, right?

Claude:
No.

Gary Bunda:
Check it out. Look at this.

Claude:
"Hail Satin"? You mean, like, the material?

Gary Bunda:
I take this to the hockey playoffs. The camera cuts to me, right? And I'm like [grunting] showing the sign, right? Got my shirt off, right? Then I blow my brains out with a shotgun. Start a whole chain of people thinking that that is a cool thing to do.

Claude:
Gary...please. Um, don't take this personally. But nobody wants to imitate a doughy, ugly...dumb, 33-year old...loser. It's just not aspirational.

Gary Bunda:
Well, the thing is, is that I don't think I can return this wig.

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Claude:
What can I do for you? I'm very, very busy.

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Claude:
I've been having these weird dreams recently. Uh-huh. No, it's like I'm in my high school, but it's it is my high school, and that's the weird thing, 'cause it's --

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