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Reese's Dad:
Exterminator.

Reese:
Uh, I didn't call anyone.

Reese's Dad:
Exterminator!

Reese:
Dad, what are you doing here?

Reese's Dad:
I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm just a regular exterminator, okay?

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
If he dared to help them in any way, they'd break into cute little riots.

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added 1 year ago

Grub:
My wolf brothel has been success for...7, 8 generations. All within the past 2 months [holds up 4 fingers]. And I owe that success for one thing... [holds up 2 fingers]. Heartshe Wolf And Whore Chow.

Grub:
For the first time, it's commercially available for the home brothel, comically called marriage. I guarantee your wife's last sister, she'll lap it up while you make your own gravy...in your pants.

Grub:
Heartshe Wolf And Whore Chow has secret sedatives to keep your wife nasal and buck it up into your new wife. Look into your heart...[voice breaking] it's the right thing to do...just feed the meat! Alright, just feed the meat! Feed the meat!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
The baby moms scampered everywhere, dispensing kind advice and leaving tiny casseroles around the house.

Narrator:
They were competitive critters who did favors and tricks to prove their love without asking for anything in return and spent all day making squeaks that meant, " I don't need anything, so don't worry about me because I don't want to make trouble, and you can ignore me if you like because all I want is for you to be happy. Even though my leg hurts, it's not a big deal, and I don't matter because I'm just a mom."

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added 1 year ago

Narrator:
And when he finally woke, of course, she laid quite a humongous egg.

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[Reese's Mom reading the bible]

Reese's Mom:
Oh, God, oh, yeah, God. Oh, God. oh, yeah, God, baby. Oh, yeah, God, baby. Oh, God, yeah, God, baby.

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added 1 year ago

Narrator:
The original mother simply couldn't imagine what she had done to make her child reject her so coldly, but his doll was determined not to feel guilty.

Narrator:
It wasn't her fault that woman couldn't manage to keep her own son loyal, so they settled into a cozy companionship -- long afternoons connecting over tea with an ease between them, although her prayers often kept him up at night.

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Narrator:
After that, Reese was too ashamed to see his real mom again, so he began to lean on this one.

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Narrator:
Reese knew, every time he got a girl, his mom would find a way to ruin it.

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Reese:
Why do you have her making noises like that?

Body Model Manager:
Oh, yeah, she's programmed to say all the real stuff your mom says.

Reese's Mom:
Oh, yeah, honey. Can I make you an egg-salad sandwich, baby? [moans] That'll put some meat on your bones. [moans] Ugh, god! When are you going to give me some grandchildren? Ugh, yeah, give it to me! Give me grandchildren! Make me a grandma! Do it!

Reese:
No, no, no, no, no, no! I can't hear this! Make her stop!

Body Model Manager:
Of course. I've got something for that.

[The manager puts a ball gag on the model of Reese's Mom which makes it worse and more sexier]

Reese:
Cancel the whole thing! It's all ruined!

Body Model Manager:
Uh, Mike, uh, hey, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. Tell you what, take it. The mom is free.

Reese:
It's not about the money. I'm going.

Body Model Manager:
No, I mean, it's free. It has free will. It wants to come with you!

Reese's Mom:
Oh, I'm coming! Oh, yeah! I'm coming. [moans]

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Body Model Manager:
And your in luck. We're running a special prom this month. Every custom love doll you buy, we throw in a free doll of your mother.

Body Model Manager:
Bring out the mom on the Reese job! It's Eudora Reese!

Reese:
No, I don't want...

Body Model Manager:
Looks just like her, huh? Our team really does their research. You can do anything you want with her. Get me? Anything.

Reese:
Ew. I don't want to do sex with Mommy.

Body Model Manager:
Who said anything about sex? What's wrong with you?

Reese:
Sorry. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this.

Body Model Manager:
Punch her, strangling, whatever you're into! Go on! Sock her in the teeth. Break her in. Vroom, vroom, right, like how you said.

Reese:
I'm not...I would never hurt my mom.

Body Model Manager:
Not true. You're breaking her heart right now. See? Her eyes are totally wet for you. Oh, she's a squirter!

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added 1 year ago

Body Model Manager:
And, uh, did you want dignity with that?

Reese:
Like, what?

Body Model Manager:
Dignity, do you want any dignity? We can put a look of dignity in her eyes or just keep the blank stare.

Reese:
Uh, is the, um, dignity extra?

Body Model Manager:
Fifty cents more.

Reese:
Uh, I'm on a philosopher's salary.

Body Model Manager:
I understand. This guy doesn't want any dignity. No dignity for Jay Reese!

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Body Model Manager:
We took her out for a test spin, put up a couple few miles on her, right?

Reese:
Oh, okay. Thanks.

Body Model Manager:
Vroom, vroom, right, Mr. Reese?

Reese:
Yeah, I guess.

Body Model Manager:
You guess what?

Reese:
Uh, uh, I, um...Vroom, vroom.

Body Model Manager:
If you say so.

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Narrator:
Reese had no photos, so they had to construct her from his description.

Narrator:
All they told him was to imagine a desert choked dead by a 1,000-year drought and that she was the first spring rain.

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Reese:
I'm here for a pick-up. Reese.

Body Model Manager:
Reese. Reese. [clicks tongue] You had us recreate your old high-school crush, right?

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added 1 year ago

Native American Kid:
Grandpa, what is that knocking sound from the edge of the world?

Cutter the Vet:
There is a whole civilization out there, a realm beyond these walls, a place I lived. Feels like 10 lifetimes ago.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Hurshe:
If you ever manage to get out of me, I'm gonna bleach the pit of my peach and burn off every morseled memory of your stupid face!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
You think this is my fault?! My poor dong's probably being pulled into some quicksand of rancid pud in your sad chasm, 'cause the only emotion you know how to express is "Hop on"!

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Cutter the Vet:
A Savage! She's a ravishing as she looked on the package!

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Hurshe:
I knew one a these days your greedy bananerfish would get up in me and gobble so many of my rotten eggs, it'd get too fat to yank out!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Cutter the Vet:
[reads the last step] "Step 58 -- Sprinkle water on tomato plant and enjoy your sustainable sanctuary, guaranteed to last 100 lifetimes or your money back".

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

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Hambrosia:
Now, is there anything that you want to say?

Sheriff:
I love...your sister...

Hambrosia:
Okay.

Sheriff:
...And I hate you...

Hambrosia:
Okay.

Sheriff:
...So much!

Hambrosia:
Okay.

Sheriff:
[laughs] It feels electric! I hate...

Hambrosia:
Okay.

Sheriff:
...Hate...

Hambrosia:
Okay.

Sheriff:
...Hate...

Hambrosia:
Okay.

Sheriff:
...You!

Hambrosia:
Okay.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
I can't let this go too far. I don't have parts.

Hambrosia's Mirror:
Oh, that's okay. I do. Why don't you snorkel up and diver down a licky-loo?

[Hambrosia does a make out with herself inside the mirror licking her private parts into some way of doing it to the mirror]

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Hambrosia:
He's thinks it's so bad being stuck with me? I'd like to see how he'd like to be stuck with that disgusting tramp.

Hambrosia's Mirror:
Oh, you're taking a real kick-tushy stance. It's making me hard as a wet rock.

[Hambrosia tries to kiss her reflection to the mirror]

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added 1 year ago

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