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Gary Bunda:
Now, repeat after me. "Denise, this is Gary, possessing the body of Lucas, and I think we need to give us another chance."

Lucas:
[possessed] Naah tach ach! Glaaah!

Gary Bunda:
Come on!

Lucas:
[possessed] Gaaaaaah!

Gary Bunda:
YOU'RE BLOWING THIS FOR ME!

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[Gary possessed Lucas with possession gel to get inside Lucas's body while they control the body movements and talking inside Lucas's mind]

Gary Bunda:
Just keep it chill.

Lucas:
Yeah, this is chill. I can't even walk up the steps.

Gary Bunda:
Lift your knees.

Lucas:
So, the plan is, you're gonna tell Denise that you possessed my body so you can take her to go play miniature golf?

Gary Bunda:
I told you, I don't know if the course is gonna be open, alright?

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Lucas:
I want a 3-foot dong.

Gary Bunda:
Fine. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I mean, you'll destroy a woman, but, uh, I'll see what I can do.

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Lucas:
My manager took today off, so, uh, I guess that makes me the boss.

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Claude:
Here's some possession gel, okay? But you didn't get it from me.

Gary Bunda:
Where did you get it from?

Claude:
This was in your office.

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Claude:
You could demonically possess another person and talk to her that way, but that's some serious level-5 sh*t.

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Gary Bunda:
You are my intern, so you just need to find a loophole in whatever these so-called...papers are.

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Claude:
They put an offer on the condo?

Gary Bunda:
But you can tell, just by looking at her, that we still have, like, it's a heat. It's the hot fire!

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Gary Bunda:
The upstairs is very bad for entertaining. Four little girls were dismembered in that upstairs room.

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[Gary tries to scare the people away out of the house which he forgot to guard]

Gary Bunda:
Boogady bang! [holds a sink faucet holder] Look! It's blood! It's blood! It's blood! It's drippy blood. Why aren't you blood? You got floating refrigerator magnets!

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Benji:
Bam! Boom! And just like that, he's inside the TV. So easy, a child could do it. Just make sure you don't put him inside the TV you're watching right now. [chuckles] That would be stupid.

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Gary Bunda:
She's here. Oh. Um, how do I look? Do I look good?

Satan:
You look invisible, dumbass.

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Satan:
No one is allowed to live here. No one, you understand me? Can buy this place. 'Cause I'm gonna keep banging your ex-girlfriend here on this polished granite.

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[After Gary notices that Satan was banging into Gary's girlfriend, Denise]

Gary Bunda:
[sobbing] I'm so happy that you're happy that you found someone who makes you happy.

Satan:
Who? Crab meat? Nah, she's just a piece of ass.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, crab meat's just a piece of ass.

Satan:
But you know what I love? This house. The sex is incredible!

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Gary Bunda:
How's your panini?

Denise:
It's, uh...it's gross. I'm actually gonna dump it.

Gary Bunda:
No, no, no, no. Don't..don't, uh, don't throw it out. You should open the bun.

Denise:
Um...

Gary Bunda:
Look under the bun.

Denise:
...okay.

Gary Bunda:
Just check under the bun. Look under the bun.

Denise:
Okay. Okay. There we go.

Gary Bunda:
Maybe, see...

Denise:
What?

Gary Bunda:
Just dig around the crab meat, like, a little bit. Just dig around in the crab meat. Do you see it?

Denise:
Oh, no.

Gary Bunda:
Denise...

Denise:
Gary, don't do it.

Gary:
...will you make me the..I'm sorry.

[Gary licks the marriage ring noticing a bunch of food particles in it]

Gary Bunda:
Will you make me the world's happiest man?

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Gary Bunda:
And then it turns out it wasn't him. It wasn't Dave Matthews. Yeah, it was just...a Mexican.

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Gary Bunda:
Where are we?

Satan:
This is where my girlfriend works.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, so you're dating a earth girl, huh? Nice!

Satan:
Yeah, Gary. I "date" her. Right here every Tuesday, I date her like a big bass drum. I date here over and over again.

Gary Bunda:
Slam it down! Slam it down!

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Gary Bunda:
So, for example, like, why is that bone in this box?

Claude:
It's the tibia.

Gary Bunda:
It's a thighbone.

Claude:
Either way, it starts with "T."

Gary Bunda:
I'm just trying to stress this 'cause I know, like, it seems simple.

Gary Bunda:
If you see a bone out that's not in one of the bone cartons, put it in the appropriate bone carton. Okay?

[Shane coming by with bones in cartons]

Gary Bunda:
Oh, good. Shane's here. Here they are.

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Gary Bunda:
So, what I'm gonna need you to do is...alphabetize all these bones. Alright?

Gary Bunda:
So, you take a bone when it's away from its home, 'cause you see that bone over by my keyboard over there...

Claude:
Yeah.

Gary Bunda:
That's not home. That bone...

Claude:
This is the home.

Gary Bunda:
...feels lost.

Claude:
Yep.

Gary Bunda:
It needs to go in its home, which is one of these different, distinct cartons. One is an "N-T" carton. One is a "U-Z" carton. I have an "A-M" one that's more in the works right now. If you could just go ahead and grab a carton and just write "A-M" on the carton...

Claude:
Right.

Gary Bunda:
And then go through the "N-T" and the "U-Z" cartons. Look for the bones that should be in the "A-M."

Claude:
I -- Yeah.

Gary Bunda:
Every bone has its home. You know what I'm saying?

Claude:
You don't need a pneumonic device to remember to put the bones...

Gary Bunda:
Put the bone...in its home.

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[after Gary ruined Claude's mission, Gary's punishment is sitting his head inside the toilets]

Satan:
They do the cream pie when they win, Gary. Don't you watch sports?

Gary Bunda:
You think you're gonna be a while? 'Cause I could go get you some magazines, or --

Satan:
Oh, no, I'm good. Just sit tight in the bowl, huh?

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Gary Bunda (as Hobo):
Cream pie!

[After Gary smashes cream pie to Cortez's face, it was revealed that Claude was in disguise ruining the mission]

Claude:
What the hell are you doing?! You're gonna expose the whole operation!

Gary Bunda (as Hobo):
What baseball guys do! Hail Satan!

Claude:
Dude, Satan, it wasn't my fault! It's Gary! Look at him! He's a fat idiot!

Gary Bunda:
I just want to say Hail Satan, everybody. I hope everybody's doing good, and Merry Christmas!

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Cortez Cruz:
I was having a little trouble getting around on his fast ball. But, uh, also, uh, dearest Satan, I pray that the earth will crack open and you will reign over man for 1,000 years. Hey, Mira, Satan. Mwah. It's all for you, baby, okay?

Newswoman on TV:
What a...weird thing to say.

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Newswoman on TV:
Cortez, forgive me for saying so, but you looked a little lost out there at the plate.

Satan:
'Cause he swung the bat like a [tiger roar] girl.

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Gary Bunda:
I'm gonna use a spell. I'm gonna bump up your hand-eye coordination, but you remember, you do the "El Diablo", point-o down-o, smoochy, smoochy.

Cortez Cruz:
[speaking spanish]

Gary Bunda:
I don't understand what you're saying. So...okay.

[Gary chants a spell in a forbidden language]

Gary Bunda:
Now, Cortez, I think that last bit here will tingle like --

[Cortez explodes into cockroaches]

Claude:
WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!

Gary Bunda:
I think I did it...wrong.

Claude:
Watch out! You're stepping on him! Get a cup or something!

Gary Bunda:
Dude, it's a roach! [steps on many roaches]

Claude:
No, that's him! Stop!

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