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Cortez Cruz:
I'll do it. But now I want to bat .500.

Claude:
How about I just dissolve your face in acid right now?!

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added 12 months ago

[Claude gives Cortez the necklace, the Star of David]

Claude:
Everytime you get on base, we want you to kiss this and thank the man that made it all possible.

Cortez Cruz:
A Star of David?

Claude:
It's a pentagram, you wetback.

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added 12 months ago

Claude:
Nice ink, Cortez. Did you forget who pulled you out of the slums of Venezuela and made this possible?

Cortez Cruz:
[speaking spanish] I already sold my soul to the people. What more do you want?

Claude:
How about you stop using Jesus as a beard?

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added 12 months ago

[Gary tries to disguise himself as a different person]

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, you want to see what the expert does? Sure thing, buddy. I'll give you a thrill.

[Gary wears a piece of underwear that turns him into hobo man]

Gary Bunda (as Hobo):
Claude! Claude, what am I? Who am I? Am I handsome? Am I somebody really cool? Who am --

Officer:
Hold on, hold on. You're not allowed back here, sir.

Gary Bunda (as Hobo):
No, no, hang on, man. I'm with him!

Officer:
Who?

Gary Bunda (as Hobo):
You don't understand! I..hey, Claude! Wait up!

Officer:
Who the hell are you talking to about?

Gary Bunda:
That there red glasses in the glasses! I got to get in there, man!

[Gary starts to get beaten up by a officer while disguised as a hobo]

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Gary Bunda:
Hey, pop quiz. How did you do that thing, you know that old lady thing? I-I mean I know how you did it, but can you explain to me how you did it?

Claude:
It's easy. You just grab an article of Clothing from that person, and you can appear as them.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, I knew that. I was testing you, and you got an a-plus.

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added 12 months ago

[Claude uses a sheet to disguise himself as an old woman]

Claude (as old woman):
Lucas...can you give me directions to the baseball stadium?

Lucas:
Nana? B...But you're dead!

Claude (as old woman):
[deep voice] WHERE IS THE STADIUM?!

Lucas:
It's off the interstate! Take route 17, go down about 4 blocks, and make a right!

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added 12 months ago

Claude:
"I'm Claude, and I'm here to devour your soul."

Lucas:
[yelps] Who the hell are you?!

Claude:
Claude! I just said that. It works.

[Gary surprised how Claude did the visible effect, but thinks of himself he's actually visible or not]

Gary Bunda:
Can you seriously not see me, Lucas, or..you're jerking me around!

Claude:
It says in the manual that you have to see it in your mind's eye.

Gary Bunda:
I'm doing that, alright? I guess my cloak mode must be stuck on. Sometimes it gets stuck when I'm doing high-profile [goat bleats].

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added 12 months ago

Gary Bunda:
I can see you moved my futon into the living room.

Lucas:
I converted your room into a humidor.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, that's so cool! That's so cool! I can't wait to see that! Yeah!

Lucas:
Shut the door behind you. It's perfectly humidified in there!

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added 12 months ago

Gary Bunda:
See that guy over there? That is my old roomie, Lucas, back from my old earth days. You can relax. We can do this all day long, 'cause he can't see us.

Lucas:
I can see the floating beer in my kitchen, though.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, man. Well he can't hear us, so boo-yah! Ha! You dick head! You're a dick head!

Lucas:
Actually I can hear you, because I just responded to you, dick head!

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added 12 months ago

[Gary and Claude at Gary's apartment]

Claude:
Pretty dumpy digs for a pro ball player.

Gary Bunda:
Stop talking smack about my old apartment, bro.

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added 12 months ago

Claude:
I mean, Cortez Cruz is the worst. Always kissing that humongous cross. What's the point? He got the Jesus neck tattoo. Am I right?

Satan:
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point.

Claude:
He should be kissing a pentagram and pointing down...to you!

Satan:
You know what? That's an excellent idea. Gary, are you listening to this?

Gary Bunda:
[Gary still gargling from Satan's piss] Uh, you're cutting in and out! I can't..I can't hear you.

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added 12 months ago

Claude:
Were you talking about Cortez Cruz, the baseball player?

Satan:
Who the [tiger roar] are you?

Claude:
My name's Claude. It's all for you, Satan.

Gary Bunda:
That's just my intern! You can ignore him!

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added 12 months ago

[After Claude messes up meeting with Satan in bathroom, Satan was about to pee on Claude but pees on Gary instead]

Gary Bunda:
[to Claude] Blowing another first day! Good thing you're wearing glasses, man. Here it comes for you, buddy.

Satan:
Gary.

[Satan pisses on Gary]

Gary Bunda:
No!

Satan:
You know what?

Gary Bunda:
Oww, it's hot.

Satan:
Let's do the gargle. Do the gargle.

Gary Bunda:
[gargling]

Satan:
[chuckling] That's it!

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added 12 months ago

Claude:
Hey, Satan.

[Satan stares at Claude of disappointment]

Gary Bunda:
[to Claude] Why would you say that?

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Oh, it's Satan! Uh, play dead.

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added 12 months ago

Satan:
Cruz kisses his fist and points to heaven every freaking time he gets hit by a bitch! I mean, what is that?

Satan:
You know, I mean, I'm the one that gives him all those seeing-eye singles, right?

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Ooh, bathroom break. Let's do this!

Claude:
Good. I was gonna ask, are there water fountains?

Gary Bunda:
It's not a "water" fountain.

[cuts to the next scene where their heads are putted inside the wall-mounted restroom]

Claude:
This is terrible. This is horrible!

Gary Bunda:
Just gotta chill out, buddy, all right? At least we're not in the stalls. That's when things get ugly.

[Jason farts in the stalls in a worse kind of way]

Jason:
[farts] Oh! My eye!

Gary Bunda:
Been there, done that, Jason.

Claude:
I can't hack it here, man!

Gary Bunda:
There's nothing you can do about it, so just be a professional.

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added 12 months ago

Claude:
There's got to be a mistake! I'm not supposed to be here!

Gary Bunda:
[chuckles] Yeah. All the noobs get pwned saying stuff like that. Just like the calendar says. [high-pitched] "There's a mistake! I'm not supposed to be here!"

Gary Bunda:
[laughs] It's pretty good. Every day? You catch that yet?

Claude:
They're all Mondays.

Gary Bunda:
Man, the guys who made this really nailed it! [laughs]

Claude:
It's...It's clever. It is clever.

Gary Bunda:
It is! It's really good! I love it! Talks about life, you know, what's really going on. [chuckles]

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Gary Bunda:
Now this I.D. is gonna get you access to...nothing. Absolutely nothing. It doesn't work.

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Claude:
Execuse me, sir?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah?

Claude:
I can't seem to find my bunk.

Gary Bunda:
Oh! No, no, no. They give you bed sheets to get you thinking about sleep. But sleep -- It, uh, -- [laughs] It never comes.

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added 12 months ago

[Gary watches two guys fighting on a thin mountain over a pack of cigarettes]

Gary Bunda:
You're getting close, Toby!

[the two guys fall to their doom when the mountain crashed]

Gary Bunda:
You guys ever think about quitting?! [laughs]

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added 12 months ago

[Gary getting tired from all the whipping]

Gary Bunda:
God. I don't know who's getting tortured here more, you or me.

Eddie:
What do you say we take a little break?

Gary Bunda:
That's..no. You know? No, because they got to hear the screams.

Eddie:
Well, I can pretend!

Gary Bunda:
No.

Eddie:
I could do that!

Gary Bunda:
That's a really nice idea though.

Eddie:
I can crack the whip. Just put it up in my hand, right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Put it up! I'm a multi-tasker! Put it up!

Gary Bunda:
Okay.

Eddie:
Yeah!

Gary Bunda:
Alright.

Eddie:
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie pretends to try to whip himself]

Eddie:
Look. I'm cracking it. See? I'm cracking it!

Gary Bunda:
But you got to scream, too, while you do it.

Eddie:
Oh, okay. Aah!

Gary Bunda:
There you go that's good. I like that, but you got to sync it up, because if you scream before the whip crack, it's gonna ruin the effect.

Eddie:
Oh, okay.

Gary Bunda:
They're gonna know we're hot-dogging them.

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added 12 months ago

Satan:
Hell is going to be a safer place for all eternity.

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added 12 months ago

Xavier:
Listen up. This is not an ordinary explosion. It's alive.

Citizen #1:
That weirdo's got a hard-on for the explosion!

Xavier:
Please. You're making it angry. Your making its soul angry.

Citizen #2:
Angry? Explosion's too stupid to get angry.

Citizens:
[laughs]

Citizen #1:
That thing has no more soul than an exploding monkey!

[The everlasting explosion starts to grow angrier]

Citizen #1:
[laughs then realizes] Oh, my god. It's alive!

Citizen #2:
I knew it!

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added 1 year ago

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