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[Gary gets transported into someone's house]

Gary Bunda:
I am Gary of the 17th circle of the Hades Annex, associate incubus in training. Your wish is my pleasure. Now, how the f*** did you summon me?!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Um, my guy is pointing a crossbow at the world leader of prog-fusion washboard as we speak, so...

Claude:
Crossbow?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, crossbow, yeah. Silent killer.

Claude:
It's not done yet?

Gary Bunda:
Oh, well, the chess pieces are all in place, my friend, and this guys about to be Bobby Fischer up in this Bi-i--aaaaaah!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

Claude:
When I did that Metallica thing, it was a logistical nightmare.

Gary Bunda:
What Metallica thing?

Claude:
Oh, man, Pyro set the bleachers on fire. The stage collapsed. 10,000 souls for the big man. It was off the hizzy, for shizzy, my nizzy! No offense to black people.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

Gary Bunda:
I don't want to jinx it, but, uh...I think I'm gonna get some finger lightning.

Claude:
That leftover tuna deal must have put you over the top, huh?

Gary Bunda:
You talking about Leftover Salmon? Yeah, they're like top two hippie jam bands named after a fish.

[Eddie screams in agony still trying to get a snack out of the vending machine]

Gary Bunda:
We're trying to have a conversation.

Eddie:
[screams]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

[Eddie tries to get a snack from the vending machine]

Gary Bunda:
Eddie, hey, it's been three days. It's my turn, alright?

Eddie:
This is mine!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Moon Rabbit:
I love Vince Herman. We're just, like, destined to be together, man.

Gary Bunda:
Yes, and people keep trying to tear you apart. Yeah. If only Vince Herman could maybe get to know you, you know? The real you.

Moon Rabbit:
I've got to kill Vince Herman so no one else can have him.

Gary Bunda:
That's my girl! Yes! Yes!

Moon Rabbit:
Oh, the show starting!

Gary Bunda:
No, no, no, look. Here, use this, use this!

[Gary gives Moon Rabbit a bow and arrows to kill Vince Herman]

Gary Bunda:
Alright, so you get out there, alright?

Moon Rabbit:
Yeah, I got to go watch.

Gary Bunda:
Just remember, when Salmon kicks into "Steam Powered Aereoplane," you show Vincent Herman your love is real.

Moon Rabbit:
Who?

Gary Bunda:
He's the guy with the microphone. Just go get'em, girl! I'm proud of you!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

Moon Rabbit:
Who are you?

Gary Bunda:
I'm Gary. You don't remember me? Crazy Gary? You worshipped me at the Wiccan festival?

Moon Rabbit:
Oh, Gary! [laughs]

Gary Bunda:
Yeah! Jesus Christ. How many brownies did you eat?

Moon Rabbit:
I love Leftover Salmon.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
I mean, you could save the earth, but you could still look pretty. Maybe wear a push-up bra.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

Gary Bunda:
You know what you could use in this hair? Mayonnaise. Yeah, get some life back into it.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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[Alex is about to put the bowling ball in Gary's butt]

Alex:
Um, are you gonna pull down your pants or do I stick it --

Gary Bunda:
No, you can push it through. I don't care about these pants.

Alex:
Am I just supposed to shove it?

Gary Bunda:
Oh, yeah, just shove it right in there.

Alex:
It doesn't seem like it's gonna fit.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, yeah. It never does.

Eddie:
Are you doing it the Gary Way?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

Satan:
Why don't we flip a coin? Gary, you call.

Gary Bunda:
Tails.

[The nickel shows heads of the Satan]

Gary Bunda:
Oh, wow, is that new? It's actually really good.

Satan:
Came out nice.

Gary Bunda:
I can't believe we got all the detail on that.

Satan:
Yeah. It's franklin mint.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
Hey, man! What's up? What you doing?

Alex:
I'm being put in hell. Hey, I was told I'm supposed to shove this up your ass or you're supposed to shove it up mine or something.

Gary Bunda:
You first.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

Eddie:
Hey, are you shoveling the Gary Way? Shovel the Gary Way! [laughs]

Gary Bunda:
[sarcastically] Yeah, that is funny.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Claude:
Let me show you the cool way to masturbate, Hollywood-style. You know what I mean? Everybody is doing this.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
You could take your original manuscript and every single copy of the book and burn it.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
Satan just had a couple of notes about a second revision before you go in there. He really would like you to mention what a badass he is. And also, could you put something in there about how cut he is? He's just got waterfall abs.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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[Gary feels the need to poop]

Gary Bunda:
Where's your can?

Alex:
If you gotta drop anchor, man, half bath.

Gary Bunda:
Man, this place is crazy big.

Alex:
Courtesy flush, too?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

Gary Bunda:
You have my horn, and you told people that I cried at the bottom of the ravine.

Alex:
Gary, my editor said that makes you more sympathetic, so it really worked.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Hey, um...what if I kill you and I make it look like a suicide?

Alex:
No. No. That's not the Gary Way, man.

Gary Bunda:
I'M GARY, ASSHOLE!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

Gary Bunda:
No one's gonna read this stupid book.

Claude:
It's a best seller. People are reading it on the beach.

Satan:
Yeah. He's doing seminars. "Do it the Gary Way".

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

Satan:
Look what I got here. It's a book. And look who wrote it.

Claude:
The buddy of yours from the ravine?

Satan:
"Take Life by The Horns: How A Demon Taught Me to Raise Hell Without Going There."

Claude:
It's got the secret hell handshake. It's got the finger lightening. It's got everything, Gary.

Satan:
Blah, blah, blah. "Minions, behind his back, have been known to call him Beelzleboobs."

Gary Bunda:
[laughs]

Satan:
You're laughing?

Gary Bunda:
I never heard that before.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Eddie:
You know all this coal we're shoveling?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah.

Eddie:
I carved an "X" on a piece of coal. I put it in there, and it just came out and fell in front of us.

Gary Bunda:
No, no, no, no, then that would mean that this whole thing is a waste of time.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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[Satan watches porn before Gary comes in]

Satan:
Oh, Gary, you were gone a while. We were, uh, getting worried.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
But, you remember what I said. Take life by the horns.

Alex:
I don't remember you saying anything like that, Gary, but you, too, man.

[Alex leaves in a ambulance]

Gary Bunda:
That guy... [realizes] My [goat bleats] horn. My horn! You got my horn! Guys!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 12 months ago

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