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Girl:
So though just a nub, he continued to rub. He rubbed in the tub, and he rubbed in the pub. He rubbed on the run, all over the place. he rubbed just for fun in everyone's face.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Girl:
For the treasure God bakes and makes you a man, his pleasure, he takes when he feels better than.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Girl:
Once the spurt of his rightness, it gushed and unfurled, he knew he must share his gift with the world.

Yoga Cashier:
How can I help you today, brother?

Ike:
Oh, I'm so much better than you, oh, me so better.

[Ike starts to spurts righteousness goo in the Yoga cashier's face]

Yoga Cashier:
Oh, oh, brother! Why? Ooh!

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Girl:
Ike's finger discovered and Ike then was shown the path of his brain where righteousness lives.

Ike:
[panting] Oh, yeah, I'm so right. Oh, I'm so right!

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Girl:
The force of Ike's scratch made Ike's face to turn red as his fidgeting finger plunged deep in his head.

Girl:
When your giggling digit grows a mind of its own, who knows who controls the wriggles it gives.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Ike:
Pfft. Really? Just soup, nothing solid? Pfft. Oh-ho-ho, great, number sevens.

Ike:
Folks need spiritual nourishment to fill their souls...

Ike:
...and a place to crash.

[cuts to next scene in the house where Hank Alto managed to bring enough people for spirit nourishment exactly what Ike said]

Ike:
Oh, blessings, that's all you got, no ascending to a glorious realm? Pfft.

[Hank Alto finally prayed outside his eyelids and ascended the people to the realm]

Ike:
Pfft. How do I even know you really transcended our material plane and merged harmoniously with the cosmos?

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Ike:
Add more plastic to the landfill? Why don't you just strangle a dolphin, too, sicko. My planet is gasping her death because of you.

[Ike angrily slams his fist down while accidently smashing a random cricket on the counter that he didn't notice]

Hank Alto:
Oh, right, I'll just hold everything in my arm worms.

Ike:
[blows air through teeth] And waste the energy that you could have used to help poor people.

Hank Alto:
Okay, I'll go do that.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Ike:
Paper or plastic?

Hank Alto:
Uh, paper, please.

All:
[gasp]

Ike:
You scum. You don't care about trees. You murder trees.

Hank Alto:
No, no, sorry, yeah, no I'll go with plastic.

All:
[gasp]

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
After a health scare, we are reminded what's important -- [echoing] Shopping.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doctor:
Yep, these are all Twin Towers.

Hank Alto:
How did this happen?

Doctor:
You must have got pretty arrogant lately. They call them cocky pox.

Hank Alto:
Can you pop them?

Doctor:
Oh, absolutely not. They're fully functional places of work. Got a robust little economy going, see?

Doctor:
Oop, we got a jumper. Don't do it, you little cutie! [chuckles] Best way to cheer them up is jumper mint.

Hank Alto:
He's scratching me!

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
After all fear escaped his body, Hank's confidence broke out.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

TV Employer:
We got us a bubble pop. It got away. And we're off.

Hank Alto:
How do we stop it?

TV Employer:
With the fear itself. Nothing to be afraid of. Tech rep will work out the kinks for you.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
When you push your fear away, it will emerge from somewhere else stronger, angrier, strangle-y-er.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hank Alto:
What does that part say?

BGGBBR:
It wants that I'm to kill you for what you've done to poor Gretchen!

Hank Alto:
What did I do?

BGGBBR:
It says, "You know, that you must pay in pain".

TV Employer:
And how did you want to pay for that?

Hank Alto:
No! Those bumps are a liar!

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

TV Employer:
I'll just go ahead and sign you up for the BGGBBR program at 300 smacks a month.

Hank Alto:
Wait, what's that?

TV Employer:
Gretchen is designed to creep with such precision, hidden messages pop.

Young Girl:
I died for you. It's all I do. I died.

TV Employer:
The Blind Girl Goose Bumps Braille Reading System will decrypt them.

[BGGBBR feels Hank's goosebumps]

BGGBBR:
I died for me. This much is true. So ring me up with extended service protection plan, too.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

TV Employer:
Go on. Ask her for something.

Hank Alto:
No.

TV Employer:
She died so you could have luxury, and you won't even give her a chance?

Hank Alto:
What do -- What do I ask? What does she do?

TV Employer:
Anything people want from a TV.

Hank Alto:
Okay. Gretchen, make me feel better about my life.

Young Girl:
I'm stuck in here filled with fear.

Hank Alto:
Huh, that does make me feel better. I'll take it.

TV Employer:
Great!

[does another flip the 3rd time]

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hank Alto:
You're trying to sell me a TV with a spirit of a dead little girl trapped inside it!

TV Employer:
Yes! That's the feature. [serious tone] Do you not recognize her?

Hank Alto:
Who is she?

TV Employer:
It's you, the part of you that died the day you learned the truth.

Hank Alto:
What truth?

TV Employer:
[goes back to normal] Her name is Gretchen. It's on all the latest models. Pretty neat what they can do these days.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

TV Employer:
Look, I'm not supposed to do this. I'm going to be honest with you. Why do you want a TV?

Hank Alto:
Just to watch stuff, to relax.

[TV Employer whisper backwards to the young girl in the TV]

Young Girl:
I can't really be dead. This is all in my head.

Hank Alto:
Is it not relaxing? It's the newest high-tech feature.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Young Girl:
Help me! I can't see! Where am I? Did I die?

TV Employer:
See? It looks great, right? Shall we ring you up, tacky boy?

Hank Alto:
What's that noise?

TV Employer:
That's me yelling about ringing you up.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hank Alto:
I'd like to speak with a manager.

TV Employer:
Hold on. Shut your dirty mouth. I'm getting a text. Ah, I just made manager!

[does a flip]

TV Employer:
Up top!

Hank Alto:
Okay, then I...c-can I talk to the owner?

TV Employer:
Hold on. Shh, quiet, quiet, let me...yo, I just bought this place.

[does a flip again]

TV Employer:
Up tip, yo!

Hank Alto:
I'm not purchasing this TV until I see how it plays!

TV Employer:
Fine. [scoffs] Golly.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hank Alto:
How can I know if I like it?

[TV Employer puts his finger in Hank's mouth in a sexualize way]

TV Employer:
Because you trust me implicitly, baby. Don't we got a good thing going?

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

TV Employer:
Ah, this is a nice model. Shall I ring it up? Let me get your wallet.

Hank Alto:
Well, I'd like to try it first, see how it looks.

TV Employer:
No, no, no, no, no. That's considered tacky behavior. Are you a tacky boy?

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
At that moment, Hank realized all he ever wanted in life was his hands back so he could pray for his hands back.

Narrator:
...because without prayer, you have to work for your goals, and the hardest part of improving yourself is deciding which purchase will make you worthy of love.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
So Hank Alto experienced a medical issue each time he tried to pray.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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