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Narrator: The welt that developed on her back represented the price of justice, a gnarled and righteous cause, the lunch lady was happy to correct. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Narrator: And yet. At Shivering Middle School, whenever a scoundrel snaps the blind girl's bra, Principal Gail Alonka makes everyone line up and pop a snap until the culprit can be, recognized, identified, found. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
The Reverend: I will put the fear of God into you! [cuts to the next scene where The Reverend dressing up as God] The Reverend: Some real fear of God. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: You poor people are being manhandled into evil! [Jacket gets up after getting shot] Jacket: Is she part of this, too? Oh, this is getting saucy. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[after Meemaw's hands were blown up from Hurshe's suicide] Meemaw: This is finally getting interesting! [cuts to the next scene in Direne's liquor] Direne: [bored] When are things gonna get interesting? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: I've got to go tell the poor, innocent, depraved preverts in town. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: I wanted to be the one to defile her till death do us part. [crying] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: You done run out of pud. You were shooting some 3-alarm-chili-type funk. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: We used to be a fairy tale. You were my dapper crapper and I your steamy bowl. But I'm a proud, liberated human toilet and I deserve more disrespect than your can can unload unto my heart. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Preacher: Hang on. One moment. I'm being handed a note. I have breaking news. I hate to be the one to report this, but according to many verified sources, it appears that God is dead. Dr. Highbury: [quietly] Yes! Preacher: He was placed in a choke hold by police as he slept. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Jacket: Give me all your money, whitey! Direne: What're you gonna do with it? Jacket: I'm gonna buy a piece of ass. Direne: I can cracker you off a piece of something sweet...right here. Jacket: I'm a negro, I'm warning you. Sheriff: You get your big black lips off of that slerrpiwench! [Sheriff shoots Jacket] Direne: No! Wait! You idjit! That was my hubby! We was just playing our sick little sex game! He's dead! Sheriff: I'm sorry! Perhaps you and I could seek solace in the comfort of one another's respective orafi? [Direne betrayed his husband and fell in love with Sheriff] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: [sobbing] I'm disgusting! I'm so dirty! Oh, I'm so...dirty. Mmm, yeah... [cuts to the Sheriff jerking off while seeing Hurshe seducing herself inside his gun, then cuts to Meemaw controlling him to jerk off with her voodoo doll of Sheriff] Meemaw: See? He's a philandermonkey. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Random confetti shows up in Hurshe's room after Hurshe snatching Clem's money] Clem: Wow! Am I your millionth customer? Hurshe: [thinking] Has it been that many? I thought I was gonna do it just one time to pay for college. I could've graduated by now. But instead, I'm the vagidictorian. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Clem: I just lucked into some pocket scratch, and you're the itch I want to spew it on! Hurshe: Well, my crotch filet may not be rare, but it does come with a side of "succatush." – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: Entre you! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: What's it do? Doc: Let's turn it on and find out. [Doc turns on the machine] Machine: Power on. [whirring] Sheriff: Some kind of drawing machine. [The machine drawed poop, while Hurlan touches the drawing then sniffs on it with his finger] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doc's Heart: When you press your lips on mine, run your fingers through my hair. Doc: Hair? Man, sometimes I don't know if relationships are worth the hassle. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doc: My god! You're dying! Clem: I am? Doc: I got to remove your eyes now or you won't live! Here's $50 bucks. [pulls up $5 bucks] [after putting Clem's eyes on his talking heart] Doc's Heart: You're more beautiful than I ever could have imagined. Kiss my lips. Doc: You, uh...You don't have any lips. [Doc walks back to the bar to Clem to remove his lips] Doc: You got lip cancer. You can't see it, but I better remove them. Clem: Give me another $50? Doc: I can do $40. [after walking back to Doc's office, putting Clem's lips onto his talking heart again] Doc's Heart: I am quivering with anticipation. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doc's Heart: Our love and will span the ages. How I long to gaze at your handsome face. Doc: Aw, my face is no big whoop. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doc: This is what the poets meant when they said, "I'm hard as a dried worm right now". – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: It's a warning, I just know it! Sheriff: Cool your pud and just describe what this thing looked like. I'll draw. Hurlan: It was a thin column with these weight-bearing arches and a spiral of wires poking out of a...I guess it's a tooth attached to a crescent. [Sheriff shows Hurlan the drawing of a random machine] Sheriff: Is this the general idea? Hurlan: That's exactly what I saw! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[after Hurlan got finish typewriting a story conversation with his typewriter] Hurlan: I can't even read. That was the most incredible story. We got to get it published. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: Oh, that's one of them ding-dang-dang-bang-bang metaphors right there. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Hurlan typing on the typewriter to a friend that he loves it] Hurlan: "I love you". Okay. Typewriter: I'm gonna pound your pussyass, queerbait. Hurlan: I'm being cyberbullied! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago

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