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Wendy:
You guys, we're always saying we want to be more edgy. But we can't say balls? And it's not like we're using the word for guy's hot dog or anything.

Scott:
To heck with it! Balls, Dennis!

Dennis:
Ball going up. Whoo!

Wendy:
Jesus-Man -- Kicking evil in the balls.

Scott:
Kicking evil in the golf balls.

Gary Bunda:
This man really likes his golf.

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Scott:
And I know you said you weren't really into golf, but, uh, here's your own set of golf clubs.

Gary Bunda:
Thank you. [voice breaking] You know, back where I'm from, down in Hell, uh, the only balls we whacked around were mine.

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Gary Bunda:
Jesus-Man has got laser eye beams that can forgive people from a long distance. And he shoots webs.

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Dennis:
Do you mind spit-balling some ideas with us?

Claudius:
Right now, I'm presenting my idea for an internal newsletter called "Angel News".

Gary Bunda:
"Angel News".

Claudius:
Yeah.

Gary Bunda:
Do you mind if I toss in an idea?

Scott:
Of course.

Gary Bunda:
Don't want to offend you. It's a stupid idea, and it's a waste of time. Instead, what we do is a comic book.

Gary Bunda:
Radioactive Jesus Christ bites some dude. He gets Jesus powers. Call him Jesus-Man.

Scott:
Genius!

Dennis:
Boom! Goes the dynamite.

Wendy:
We could have, like, radioactive apostles biting different people. Get like a supergroup.

Claudius:
And maybe, since Jesus is a carpenter, maybe you could have like a big hammer or something like that, right?

Gary Bunda:
So you're talking about, like, Thor?

Claudius:
Not -- I mean, not like Thor.

Gary Bunda:
You're just trying to plagiarize Thor? No hammers.

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Scott:
Hey-oh! Here he is. Gary with one R, everybody.

Angels:
[applause]

Scott:
Things have a way of working out.

Gary Bunda:
Except for old Garry with two R's.

[all the angels paused then laughed]

Scott:
[laughter] Edgy. Edgy humor.

Dennis:
That's exactly what we need to appeal to the youth.

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Photo Joe:
Sometimes our brain lights up memories so we can never think about them again. That's called repression.

Mr. Neighbor:
Repression! I know what that is. You just need a web cam --

Photo Joe:
[interrupts] But old Photo Joseph here knows how to fix repression. Just look into the light right here.

Photo Joe:
That's right. You're not epileptic, are you?

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Photo Joe:
Do you have a happy memory, Mr. Neighbor?

Mr. Neighbor:
Hmm, let me think.

[Mr. Neighbor's cloud bubble shows no memories but just a white canvas]

Mr. Neighbor:
[happily] I don't think I have any memories, Photo Joe.

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Photo Joe:
A photo album is full of memories -- Flat, still, unmoving memories.

Mr. Neighbor:
Oh! So a memory happens after your birth.

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Mr. Neighbor:
[reads book title "Memories"] Oh! "Photo album".

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Mr. Neighbor:
Say, Photo Joe, will you come to my 31st annual 5th birthday party today and take photographs?

Photo Joe:
Well, I would be honored, but why is it your 31st annual --

Mr. Neighbor:
IT JUST IS!

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Mr. Neighbor:
"Party Photography". All you need is a web cam and a spoofed I.P address.

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Jen:
Mr. Neighbor, why are you celebrating your 5th --

Mr. Neighbor:
I don't like questions.

Jen:
Is it because that's when you mother --

Mr. Neighbor:
[interrupts] I see a book.

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Mr. Neighbor:
Say, Ms. Lady, will you please come to my 31st annual 5th birthday party?

[Jen sniffs the invitation sexually]

Mr. Neighbor:
Great.

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Mr. Neighbor:
Hello, Ms. Lady.

Jen:
Please, call me Jen, Mr. Neighbor.

Mr. Neighbor:
If I called you Jen Mr. Neighbor, then you'd be my wife.

Mr. Neighbor & Jen:
[both laugh uncontrollably]

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Mr. Neighbor:
Birthday gifts can be anything. Some people want books. Some people want toys. And some people want their mother to return home after walking out on them 31 years ago.

[looks at his family picture as a dramatic sequence]

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Mr. Neighbor:
Say, Buddy, what would you like for a birthday gift?

Buddy:
To age like a real bo--

[Mr. Neighbor leaves as Buddy lost his movement and no communication to talk to him]

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Mr. Neighbor:
Say, Buddy, do you know what RSVP stands for?

Buddy:
[happily] No.

Mr. Neighbor:
Right! Great work!

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Mr. Neighbor:
An invitation is a way to invite your friends to your party. It also gives them lots of important information.

[Mr. Neighbor reads and points the invitation that has a bunch of scribbles]

Mr. Neighbor:
"Please come to Mr. Neighbor's 31st annual 5th birthday party. Today at later o'clock. RSVP".

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Scott:
Over there is shopping and a pottery studio.

Scott:
You know, for the women.

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Scott:
We have over 10,00 different Ben Hogan-designed golf courses up here.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, wow. I'm not that really into golf.

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[Gary stars to get his wings and a golden ring]

Gary:
I'M AN EAGLE!

Scott:
Isn't this off the chain?

Gary:
I'm flying!

Scott:
Yeah, that, too. But I was talking about the golf courses.

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Satan:
I'm gonna need five gallons of boiling oil, some razor wire, and a child molester -- The one with the clown mask from the pit. Thank you.

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Satan:
[to Gary] How many R's are in your first name? One or two?

Garry:
[panicking] It's two, right? You spell it with two!

Gary Bunda:
One. G-A-R-Y. It's Gary.

Scott:
Oh, goodness. [laughs] We made a bit of a goof.

Satan:
Yep. We had a bit of a goof.

Gary Bunda:
What the hell's going on here? I'm literally in the middle of sorting some guy's guts.

Satan:
Yeah.

Gary Bunda:
You know how long it takes.

Satan:
Listen to me -- When you died, you were supposed to go to Heaven. Not Hell. Big mistake. Clerical error.

Satan:
Garry with two R's is supposed to be here.

Gary Bunda:
Are you serious?

Satan:
No hard feelings, huh?

[Gary and Satan shake hands]

Satan:
Congratulations.

[Gary spits Satan's hands]

Satan:
What -- What? Can I gouge his eyes out one more time?

Scott:
I'm afraid not. But what you do with Garry with two R's is not really my call.

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Gary Bunda:
I should have spent more time in church. Am I right, Ubuntu?

Ubuntu:
There were no missionaries in my village. I only heard of christianity when I got there.

Gary Bunda:
Sure.

Ubuntu:
Yep.

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