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Muscular Guy:
I held a pretty sweet pose until the coroner arrived to throw the boy in the trash and ask for my autograph.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Muscular Guy:
Two days ago, I witnessed an auto accident. A taxi flipped over, and there was a 3-year-old pinned underneath. I don't know where the power came from, but I got down on the cement...and I managed to do 900 push-ups.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Muscular Guy:
I've never really believed in God, but recently I managed to summon almost superhuman strength.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Girl:
Now in lieu of the doing of doing good things, they'd feel just good feelings of good the goo brings.

Girl:
The goo was pure goodness. It had to be. They spread good like angels, left good for free.

Girl:
We stepped out for such truth. What's this nub thing, where, how? He is the proof that it's real.

Narrator:
I'm rubbing mine now.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Girl:
This goo was the cure for their spirits' diseases. He lifted all hearts, out-gooded all geez-s.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Girl:
Proud Ike could no longer make folks seem inferior. They each plunged a pointer through their own head's interior.

Girl:
The same goo that had once made folks feel so bad, that goo became good. Oh, the gush that was had.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Girl:
This morality test made them vow to do nice, so they plugged up his gush and gave true sacrifice.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Girl:
The worst knee to the groin of the heart the world has seen was envious green as Ike flicked his brain's bean.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Girl:
For the treasure God bakes and makes you a man, his pleasure, he takes when he feels better than.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Girl:
So though just a nub, he continued to rub. He rubbed in the tub, and he rubbed in the pub. He rubbed on the run, all over the place. he rubbed just for fun in everyone's face.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Girl:
Once the spurt of his rightness, it gushed and unfurled, he knew he must share his gift with the world.

Yoga Cashier:
How can I help you today, brother?

Ike:
Oh, I'm so much better than you, oh, me so better.

[Ike starts to spurts righteousness goo in the Yoga cashier's face]

Yoga Cashier:
Oh, oh, brother! Why? Ooh!

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Girl:
Ike's finger discovered and Ike then was shown the path of his brain where righteousness lives.

Ike:
[panting] Oh, yeah, I'm so right. Oh, I'm so right!

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Girl:
The force of Ike's scratch made Ike's face to turn red as his fidgeting finger plunged deep in his head.

Girl:
When your giggling digit grows a mind of its own, who knows who controls the wriggles it gives.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Ike:
Pfft. Really? Just soup, nothing solid? Pfft. Oh-ho-ho, great, number sevens.

Ike:
Folks need spiritual nourishment to fill their souls...

Ike:
...and a place to crash.

[cuts to next scene in the house where Hank Alto managed to bring enough people for spirit nourishment exactly what Ike said]

Ike:
Oh, blessings, that's all you got, no ascending to a glorious realm? Pfft.

[Hank Alto finally prayed outside his eyelids and ascended the people to the realm]

Ike:
Pfft. How do I even know you really transcended our material plane and merged harmoniously with the cosmos?

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Ike:
Add more plastic to the landfill? Why don't you just strangle a dolphin, too, sicko. My planet is gasping her death because of you.

[Ike angrily slams his fist down while accidently smashing a random cricket on the counter that he didn't notice]

Hank Alto:
Oh, right, I'll just hold everything in my arm worms.

Ike:
[blows air through teeth] And waste the energy that you could have used to help poor people.

Hank Alto:
Okay, I'll go do that.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Ike:
Paper or plastic?

Hank Alto:
Uh, paper, please.

All:
[gasp]

Ike:
You scum. You don't care about trees. You murder trees.

Hank Alto:
No, no, sorry, yeah, no I'll go with plastic.

All:
[gasp]

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
After a health scare, we are reminded what's important -- [echoing] Shopping.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Doctor:
Yep, these are all Twin Towers.

Hank Alto:
How did this happen?

Doctor:
You must have got pretty arrogant lately. They call them cocky pox.

Hank Alto:
Can you pop them?

Doctor:
Oh, absolutely not. They're fully functional places of work. Got a robust little economy going, see?

Doctor:
Oop, we got a jumper. Don't do it, you little cutie! [chuckles] Best way to cheer them up is jumper mint.

Hank Alto:
He's scratching me!

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
After all fear escaped his body, Hank's confidence broke out.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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TV Employer:
We got us a bubble pop. It got away. And we're off.

Hank Alto:
How do we stop it?

TV Employer:
With the fear itself. Nothing to be afraid of. Tech rep will work out the kinks for you.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
When you push your fear away, it will emerge from somewhere else stronger, angrier, strangle-y-er.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

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Hank Alto:
What does that part say?

BGGBBR:
It wants that I'm to kill you for what you've done to poor Gretchen!

Hank Alto:
What did I do?

BGGBBR:
It says, "You know, that you must pay in pain".

TV Employer:
And how did you want to pay for that?

Hank Alto:
No! Those bumps are a liar!

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

TV Employer:
I'll just go ahead and sign you up for the BGGBBR program at 300 smacks a month.

Hank Alto:
Wait, what's that?

TV Employer:
Gretchen is designed to creep with such precision, hidden messages pop.

Young Girl:
I died for you. It's all I do. I died.

TV Employer:
The Blind Girl Goose Bumps Braille Reading System will decrypt them.

[BGGBBR feels Hank's goosebumps]

BGGBBR:
I died for me. This much is true. So ring me up with extended service protection plan, too.

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

TV Employer:
Go on. Ask her for something.

Hank Alto:
No.

TV Employer:
She died so you could have luxury, and you won't even give her a chance?

Hank Alto:
What do -- What do I ask? What does she do?

TV Employer:
Anything people want from a TV.

Hank Alto:
Okay. Gretchen, make me feel better about my life.

Young Girl:
I'm stuck in here filled with fear.

Hank Alto:
Huh, that does make me feel better. I'll take it.

TV Employer:
Great!

[does another flip the 3rd time]

– The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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