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Narrator: But some accidents are even worse...when the victim doesn't deserve it. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doctor: One last push, ma'am. It's a boy! Oh! Oh, God. Woman: What? Doctor: Oh, no! Woman: What is it?! Doctor: I'm sorry, ma'am -- He's a dirty pig. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Narrator: And some days, your whole life flashes before your eyes, in real time, staring with Day One. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Narrator: Then again, some people are born victims -- All of them. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Prisoner 72301: Guard, bars! Do it now, or I say something so profound, it'll blow every mind in this joint. Prison Guard: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, easy. Let's not get heavy here. I-I'm -- I'm bringing it. Prisoner 72301: You -- Your head here. Prison Guard: J-J-Just don't say anything to upend my world view, all right? I got kids. I got kids. Prisoner 72301: You know what I always wondered -- Like, what's the deal with society, bruh? Prison guard: Oh, man, that's a trip. [The prison guard's head also explodes] – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Prison Guard: Damn it, we supposed to be on break. I mean, where's our rest? It's as though, despite the fact that we are the jailers, in a sense, we are in our own prison...of the mind. Prisoner: Oh, man. What a thought! [The prisoner's head explodes] – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Narrator: But the other thing about this jail was...it could only afford one wall of bars. – The Shivering Truth Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: I got so desperate, I was talking sane -- Damn near descended down the brown abyss of emotional maturity. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: Toot-toot! All aboard! The gravy train's running express to your chest, and the dining car's got a number-2 class ticket to your face. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: Officer Nasty's back, reporting for dirt duty, and my desire-rhea's rising, so strap on your crap on, 'cause my booty 'bout to make it chocolate-rain scats and snausages, and they plump when you dook em. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Hurshe tries to shower herself with her own feces] Hurshe: I don't need no man to fill my needs. I self-sufficientated. This is feminism at its finest. [Hurshe looks at her shower faucet reflection] Hurshe: [laughs] Look at that sad old slut. [realizes] Huh? Why, it's me! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: I can't believe I walk in on you dancing with the corpse of your desire! The only way I can make this right is to seek solace in your sister! Sheriff: You did this! You drove me into her arms retroactively! [Sheriff's stomach gurgles until he noticed that he can poop again in Hurshe's mouth] Sheriff: Hold on, baby! Daddy's coming! It's running down my legs for you! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Grub: Chronic Flaccidity affects 99.110% of gun owners. It is why men carry rifles. Their peckers is useless, you know, so why else would they own a piece? Sheriff: Are you saying there's a problem that guns can't solve? Grub: I don't know much -- Now, I'm just an average american gun salesman with blood all over his evil hands -- But sounds to me like your trouble stems from the fact that a part of y'all feels guilty for cheating on such a loving wife. Grub: Your body is revolting against you 'cause you know you done wrong! Suck it up and try to make it work with your old lady. Sheriff: Suck it, huh? Grub: Suck it. Sheriff: Just suck it. Grub: Suck it. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Grub: Welcome to Grub's Guns. Who can I help you tragically shoot down in their prime? Sheriff: Myself. But everything I touch goes limp as a Redneck's noodle. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: Only move now is to flush this life. [Sheriff was about to end himself until his gun deflated in a sexy way making it hard for him to straighten it up] Sheriff: Oh, come on! Come on. Get hard for me, baby. Come on, now! Nooooooooooooooooooo! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Constance grabs Josiah's gun and shoots herself after seeing what horribly things she saw what Hambrosia wrote in that letter] Josiah: Ohh! oh, no, my sweet! I was order to woo your skanky yankee sister as an undercover-spy mission for our confederate army! Josiah: And now, thanks to some meddling future hag, the south won't ever rise again. We'll become fat on our own ignorance and fast food. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: [to Constance] He's two-timing you! It's not your fault! Ugh! I wish you could hear me! Hambrosia's Voice: Your husband doesn't love you! Hambrosia: Who said that? Please be quiet. I'm trying to tell this poor woman -- [to Constance] Don't trust him! Hambrosia's Voice: He's being unfaithful! Hambrosia: Stop that! I'm trying to tell this sad pushover that her husband is being unfaithful and that he doesn't love her! I'll deal with you, unexplained phenomenon, later! Hambrosia's Voice: Write her a letter! Hambrosia: Finally, something helpful. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Josiah: My repulsive wife, your sucker sis has no inkling that we're the ones who are truly in love behind her back, although sometimes I think deep down inside, part of her is on to us. Josiah: But she's so determined not to believe it that her brain has created a fiction, a freudian schizo-delusionial projection. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: Come on! Chop, chop with the plop, plop! Sheriff: This has never happened before. I'm sorry. Maybe it's just performance anxiety. Sheriff: I used to go four or five times a night. I had tantric flow. I-I could do it in my sleep. Hurshe: You don't find me attractive anymore? Sheriff: I need an assflodesiac. Hurshe: Am I no longer young and degradable? I've never felt so undirty in my life! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: Now that I'm finally grand wizard of the Holler, I want to be pampered -- Literally! Treat me like Pampers. Dump on my lumps. Smear on my queers. Bury my bazooms in brownie batter. Sheriff: Order up! Bums away, baby! [grunts] Hurshe: Come on! Chop, chop with the plop, plop! Sheriff: This has never happened before. I'm sorry. Maybe it's just performance anxiety. Sheriff: I used to go four or five times a night. I had tantric flow. I-I could do it in my sleep. Hurshe: You don't find me attractive anymore? Sheriff: I need an assflodesiac. Hurshe: Am I no longer young and degradable? I've never felt so undirty in my life! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Josiah: I know, I hollered at Sarge. I said, ''I will count if I want!" and then our position was discovered and he was killed, so I rushed back here to ravish you. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Constance: Mildred, my dear slave, bring the creampuffs! Oh, I do hope my love arrives home in haste and still finds me fit after fighting for the noble right to continue dehumanizing and torturing our fellow man. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: "Dearest Constance, On ye battlefield today one thought kept me alive -- Memories fluttering like a butterfly of your sweet slobber sluicing down the shaft of my Bushrod Johnson. I do so long to redong ye olde buttock hole." – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: Soon as I get these creases out of this carpet, my hubby will start to love me. Hambrosia: Silly I didn't realize that was what was preventing him from caring before. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago

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