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Boy:
[thinking] Please don't make me do this to me.

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Narrator:
But the bibles teach that dreams are lies and lies are sins...

Narrator:
...that, thus, all imagined boys must collect penance for their existence.

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Narrator:
It is imperative he divert his mind from the unthinkable suffering...agony...anguish.

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And there's nothing more desperately chipper than the escapist daydreams of a man in bondage fantasizing he is another person in another place.

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Narrator:
And that was the day the man never remembered to stop ogling the Earth.

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Armed Rebel:
You really taught me something today. How did you get so wise?

Goth Dale:
I've had a lot of lonely time to think of a lot of very wise, um, [echoes] thoughts.

Armed Rebel:
Oh, that's so cool.

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Goth Dale:
Oh my god, this is amazing.

Armed Rebel:
I know, it's incredible, you're such a good poet.

Goth Dale:
I always secretly hoped this would happen.

Armed Rebel:
Oh, it's happening. Let's go!

Goth Dale:
This is so inspiring. Hang on, I've got to write about this.

Armed Rebel:
But we need you!

Goth Dale:
Hold on. Words are coming. Slowly, but oh, they're coming.

Armed Rebel:
Sir, we don't have time!

Goth Dale:
You know, you're kind of in my space right now. Lagging my flow. Not sure if you've heard, but I recently been acknowledged by the military as a pretty important poet. So I can probably get you fired.

Armed Rebel:
No. Please don't sir. I need this job. I have 52 children.

Goth Dale:
Well, now you know there are some things more important than sex with a whole bunch of stupid, beautiful women.

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Armed Rebel:
Sir, we need you to come with us immediately.

Goth Dale:
Excuse me? I don't --

Armed Rebel:
We need your poetry. It's the only thing that can save the world. Your poetry really matters.

Goth Dale:
It does?

Armed Rebel:
Totally. The world needs your poetry right away!

Goth Dale:
For real?

Armed Rebel:
Yes, and the amazing thing, we're not making fun of you at all. The government personally requested that you, the best poet on Earth, come read his super not boring, not lame, not solipsistic, indulgent, narcissistic, vapid, deluded twaddle. Come on, let's move!

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Goth Dale:
The sun-dappled lark crouched on a branch, admiring the brilliance of the poet. [sees a bird on branch] No. That's ridiculous.

Goth Dale:
The chipmunk crouched on a branch, in awe of the poet. No, no, no.

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Boss Hoss:
Now, you remember when you was just a little seedlin' back before you even had any peach fuzz to shave, how I pried open the bud of your flower before it was ready to blossom, forcing you to bloom into broken slut I see before me?

Hurshe:
That's me -- Only capable of human connection through selling my snooze! U.S.A!

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Narrator:
Weeks later, when his chum got a 3-legged dog, Dale was jealous because he could only afford a pet leg.

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It spent all day humping itself, happy as a lark's arm, and even gave birth to a litter of toe-lets...until the day it got hit by a wheel.

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Doctors had to amputate his whole body and replace him with a wooden one. Other dogs mistook Sock for a stick, so he contracted rabies and went on a rampage.

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Narrator:
Witnessing such carnage gave Dale a deep desire to create his own fate. But tragically, the urge to conjure a better new world can turn even a decent human being into a poet.

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Narrator:
Life flashes forced Officer Dale to recall his first disappointment...how, since the age of 6, he yearned for a puppy but his parents were allergic...to making him happy.

Narrator:
So, instead, they had his grandma move in, and Dale taught her some tricks. He trained Nana to sit up and beg for her meds. She could shake...

Narrator:
...catch a Frisbee in her teeth. When she messed the rug, he rubbed her nose in it until the foul of her unpleasantness was gone.

Narrator:
But when Dale took Nana to the vet to get fixed, they discovered she had mange, and he had to put her out of her misery and into his ecstasy.

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Officer Dale:
No, put that down! Please, n-not poetry!

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Narrator:
You're a different person making all this up in his journal of fantastical fiction, a lonely loser as pathetic as a poet.

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Narrator:
The only way to escape the prison of reality is turn your life into a lie so you are not you.

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Nurse:
Mr. Lem, you're up. Great. All's back to normal. You're free to go.

Neil Lem:
But the ogling?

Nurse:
Turns out that was a hoax. You're totally fine. Exit's through there.

[Neil Lem walks out the exit door sending him to an apocalyptic place]

Neil Lem:
This is the worst hoax I've ever been a part of! [looks at the audience] And I was in the camps.

Random Voice:
Oi.

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Neil Lem:
Where am I? What happened?

Nurse:
The mutants consider you their God...

Neil Lem:
Ahh. What?

Nurse:
...presuming this was all your grand plan to remake civilization with their kind as our overlords.

Neil Lem:
Ohh. Ohh.

Nurse:
But we normals beseech you -- Stand with us. Declare allegiance to our resistance! Will you wave our flag?

Neil Lem:
I swear I'll never ogle anyone again.

Nurse:
Forget about that! You're the only fertile male left -- We need your help to repopulate.

Neil Lem:
What?

Nurse:
Come. Give me some semen. Hurry. Come on. Hit me, stat!

Neil Lem:
Do you have, like, a-a dirty magazine?

Nurse:
Haven't you ogled enough?! We got medical extraction procedures.

[Nurse pulls up a knife and kills Neil Lem]

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Neil Lem:
What...happened?

Nurse:
You said some offensive things to a woman, and the media got wind of everything you've done.

Neil Lem:
Mm-hmm.

Nurse:
There's been riots across the state. The whole country's in chaos.

Neil Lem:
Oh.

Nurse:
But before it got out of control, the police were destroyed to maintain the peace...

Neil Lem:
Thank Christ for --

Nurse:
...which means thousands of innocent citizens have been shot quite dead.

Neil Lem:
That's awful.

Nurse:
The human animal will take only so much before they rise up to tear down governments that oppress.

Neil Lem:
Ohh.

Nurse:
Sensing weakness, the North Koreans launched the first nuke.

Neil Lem:
Ohh!

Nurse:
But after we retailed, Iran, Russia, China, Japan, India, Brazil unleashed all they had. Most of Earth's population is dead. Of the survivors 90% are mutant-ed.

Nurse:
The only thing the globe agrees on is that this is all your fault, and you must pay.

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Neil Lem:
Do I look all right?

Nurse:
Sure. Lila! Come on in, honey.

[shows Lila's appearance as an old woman]

Neil Lem:
Wait. When did the accident happen?

Nurse:
It was about three hours ago. Why?

Neil Lem:
She's just...older than I --

Nurse:
I'm sorry, is she not your type?

Neil Lem:
No! I didn't -- I didn't mean...

Nurse:
She's really vulnerable right now.

[Lila passes out]

Nurse:
She's gone. I hope you're happy.

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Jim:
Listen, this is important. I need you to reach into my chest pocket, take out that terry cloth, and, ever so delicately cover up my genitals.

Saul:
I can't sir! I'm just a geologist.

[Jim slaps Saul]

Jim:
You're a STRATA geologist.

Jim:
Those aren't my genitals. They belonged to Keiko. My genitals are over there.

[cuts to the next scene where Jim's other body was cut in half with his genitals sticking out]

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Neil Lem:
I don't know who I am, but I'm sure I did not mean to ogle a girl.

Nurse:
Woman. Woman. She wants to meet you.

Neil Lem:
Meet me? Why?

Nurse:
It's the least you could do. I mean, it seems like you like her so much.

Nurse:
We thought, maybe you two meet under these tragic circumstances, it bonds you into an unlikely romance wherein you help each other heal. Could be an amazing love story.

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Neil Lem:
I...was ogling?

Nurse:
The good thing is you managed to swerve back onto the road.

Neil Lem:
Thank God.

Nurse:
Straight into a school bus.

Neil Lem:
Ohh!

Nurse:
None of those kids survived. The parents are devastated. Understandably, many have bought guns...

Neil Lem:
Ohh!

Nurse:
...and are going on shooting sprees all over town.

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Neil Lem:
Where am I? Who am I?

Nurse:
Your name is Neil Lem. You've been in an accident. You were driving, and a woman was on the sidewalk without a bra.

Nurse:
You took your eyes off the road to ogle her breasts.

Neil Lem:
Oh.

Nurse:
You hopped the curb and ran over a dog.

Neil Lem:
Oh!

Nurse:
And its owner.

Neil Lem:
Oh, God.

Nurse:
And his kids.

Neil Lem:
Ohh!

Nurse:
And their friends.

Neil:
Oh.

Nurse:
And their pet hamster. But, miraculously, we were able to save...only the hamster.

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