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Hurshe:
If you ever manage to get out of me, I'm gonna bleach the pit of my peach and burn off every morseled memory of your stupid face!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
You think this is my fault?! My poor dong's probably being pulled into some quicksand of rancid pud in your sad chasm, 'cause the only emotion you know how to express is "Hop on"!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Cutter the Vet:
A Savage! She's a ravishing as she looked on the package!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
I knew one a these days your greedy bananerfish would get up in me and gobble so many of my rotten eggs, it'd get too fat to yank out!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Cutter the Vet:
[reads the last step] "Step 58 -- Sprinkle water on tomato plant and enjoy your sustainable sanctuary, guaranteed to last 100 lifetimes or your money back".

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
Now, is there anything that you want to say?

Sheriff:
I love...your sister...

Hambrosia:
Okay.

Sheriff:
...And I hate you...

Hambrosia:
Okay.

Sheriff:
...So much!

Hambrosia:
Okay.

Sheriff:
[laughs] It feels electric! I hate...

Hambrosia:
Okay.

Sheriff:
...Hate...

Hambrosia:
Okay.

Sheriff:
...Hate...

Hambrosia:
Okay.

Sheriff:
...You!

Hambrosia:
Okay.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
I can't let this go too far. I don't have parts.

Hambrosia's Mirror:
Oh, that's okay. I do. Why don't you snorkel up and diver down a licky-loo?

[Hambrosia does a make out with herself inside the mirror licking her private parts into some way of doing it to the mirror]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
He's thinks it's so bad being stuck with me? I'd like to see how he'd like to be stuck with that disgusting tramp.

Hambrosia's Mirror:
Oh, you're taking a real kick-tushy stance. It's making me hard as a wet rock.

[Hambrosia tries to kiss her reflection to the mirror]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Meemaw:
Time gushes its sand from the open wound of life, yet no one heed my ominous hollers of comening.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Court Judge:
I've heard all the evidence, but Miss Heartshe, I'm just not convinced you did it. I'ma have to find you innocent unless you can look me in the eye and admit for the 55th and final time, did you kill Doc?

[Hambrosia's teeth were rotten and sealed shut as she token a bite out of Hurshe's disgusting sandwich]

Court Judge:
Ma'am, I can't understand what you're saying. We'll I'm afraid I'm just gonna have to let you go free. You could've been a great martyr.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
I'm gonna save you for a rainy day. [echoes]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
I killed him good. And I want all the glory. If found guilty, which I am, I like to be crucifried on a electric cross.

All:
[applause]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
To bust with life was Jay Reese's thickest wish, but he felt so dead in his heart. His chest was swarmed by coffin worms desperate to wriggle in for the feast of their lives.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
And at that moment, Ms. Gwang realized how she too could be literal.

Narrator:
She was ready for brunch.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Teenager:
But it's like I don't even know if I like brunch, but I wish you and me could brunch sometime.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
Once given the chance to speak, Ms. Gwang wondered if any language was rich enough to convey her depth of appreciation for this fellowship.

Narrator:
She hoped silence would suffice.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
Li Quin Gwang was desperate to say how lucky she felt to gab with a new gal pal, but she couldn't get a word in edgewise, so she used the new app.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Teenager:
So at lunch today, Hannah said she couldn't have brunch with me tomorrow because she's having brunch with Bethany, but Bethany said she couldn't brunch with me she's brunching with Hannah, so then when I confronted them, they said they don't think so, but other people think I'm pissy trash, but, like, you don't think that, do you? 'Cause if you say, "Yes," then literally I will die because this is already, like, the most literal day of my life!

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
That being said, humans have an animal need to connect.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
Hunky Messiah renowned us. We're all beef in our souls where it counts.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
Eyes once blind saw glory, ears once deaf now pounded. Even gun owners had their problem fixed.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
The crippled came from the world over to be healed. Indeed, each time he showed them his chiseled beef, miraculously, they died psyched.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Muscular Guy:
I just...I don't understand how I got so huge! I mean, check my 'bliques. They shredded. Father? Father?

Father:
You are the new Christ.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Muscular Guy:
I don't consider myself a hero. I just did what any ripped specimen of jacked man-meat would've done in that situation.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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