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Hambrosia: Don't you people get it? This is, like, the first thing ever that makes sense. You complain about the wind? What have you done with your life? Hambrosia: Ever made a bird soar? Not just in his butt but in his mind? I wrote a poem about it. Hambrosia: "Wind is just air taking a joy in a freedom Lamborghini with the top down, letting the wind blow through its hair. But you want to put that wind in jail, put air in electric chair? What are we to breathe the constitution? What does that even mean, man? Isn't man mean, man?" – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: Now I want a real honkin' hoohaw. [chattering] Hurlan: Honkier. [chattering] Hurlan: Honkier! [Hambrosia's brain squirts out brain semen all over Hurlan's face] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: Focus! Where could your brain go? Hambrosia: What is "go," man? A thing can't go anywhere 'cause if it arrives, it's still there. It's like...this poem I wrote. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: "Dear whoever finds my body, I don't want to live in a world where I have to clean my own room, so I am going to eat 1,000 pieces of candy so I explode to bits and die." – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: THE WICKED SHALL PAY FOR HIS MENDACITY! Sheriff: Blow him up with your mind. [as Hambrosia tries to blow Hurlan up with her mind, her head starts to feel weird] Hambrosia: It's not working. My powers -- They're...gone. Sheriff: WHAT?! NO?! HELLFIRE HIM TO SMITHERS! Hambrosia: [hippie accent] You know, I'm gonna let him slide on this one. What good is violence anyway? Sheriff: You lost your crazy, girl? I just said that I'm in love with your sister. [meant to say Hurlan] Well, he said. Hambrosia: [hippie accent] It's cool. Those are just words, man. Words are just vibrating air. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: Say this is Hurshe. [mention Hurlan] He said I'd be like..."Hurshe, I cherish every second that we're together away from that crazy wife of mine." Sheriff: [to Hambrosia] God, I wish this was really you right now. Sheriff: Can you believe he said that?! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: Let's rile my sis up so furious at Hurlan, she explodes him with her mind! With him dead and her in stir for first-degree brain-blowing, I'm left to take over, you at my side, humping me into the sunset. Sheriff: Oh, I'll have her brain beside itself with... [echoes] rage. Soon, her wingnut noodle will be eating out the palm of my... [echoes] plan. Hurlan is a formidable foe, but we got his ass in our teeth now! [laughs] [cuts to the next scene where Hurlan still daydreaming] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Meemaw: I like myself. I'm not so feeble-minded I must retreat into fantasy. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Mystery Man (Xavier) ascended through the air] All: Oh, Meemaw! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: Hey, I need your help with something. Cutter The Vet: You want me to strangle someone to death? Rape 'em back into life? [laughs] Let me at 'em! Hurlan: No, I just need you bring me a Mexican. Cutter The Vet: GET OUT! How dare you even consider bringing a Mexican into Heartshe?! [spits Hurlan] Cutter The Vet: Have some respect for my home. I got dead children here, sicko. It's all right, little ones. The bad man was just leaving. Hurlan: I AIN'T NEVER GONNA GET MY OWN PERSONAL MEXICAN! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: Wait, I just mustard up a doozy. Sheriff: Eww! SMEAR IT ON MY FACE! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: What's a Mexican? Boss Hoss: Well, that's just somebody that does the work and don't get none of the reward. Hurlan: That's what I need -- A Mexican to clean my room! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: I get your point, Daddy. I'll clean my room. Boss Hoss: Think leadership. Hurlan: The only reason I didn't clean my room was I forgot 'cause it was too messy. Boss Hoss: Shut up about your room! Your room don't matter. Hurlan: Good, 'cause to be honest, I wasn't really gonna clean my room. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Boss Hoss: How you gonna fool these rubes into believing that you're a great leader? [Hurlan daydreaming in front of the camera] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Boss Hoss: Hurlan Heartshe. You are the potentate of this entire boonieverse, but your approval ratings are down to 2.3 donkeys. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
The Reverend: Miss Heartshe, will you kindly look in here and tell me what you see. Hambrosia: I see a noble murderer. The Reverend: I don't see no murderer in here. Possibly a guy who's done some very bad things, but murder? Not technically. The Reverend: See, I got out of there before any of that could be determined. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: Could you shut your pie hole and pinch off your word loaf? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doc: Hold on! Just a sec! There's a...a bunch of gnomes in here! Doc (imitating gnomes): "Yeah, we're just getting in our mushroom cars". Vroom! Vroom! Doc: Hey, cool cars, guys! Doc (imitating gnomes): "We think you're cool, too. And cute. Want to get busy? Oh, yeah, Doc! Oh, yeah, Doc! Your unit is so big"! "I'm gonna pop"! Pwwffssh! Doc: Man, you popped 'cause my thing was so big? Doc (imitating gnomes): "Yeah, we're dead now". – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Townsfolk: "Hey, Doc, A snake bit me in the pecker, and I had to suck out the poison! Soon as I was done, I rushed over here." Doc: "What kind of snake was it?" Townsfolk: "Well, I can't remember. It was 9 months ago." – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Mystery Man (Xavier) suddenly burn smoke out of his head] Hambrosia: This guy stinks like a colostomy tampon. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: Oh! Just a second! Don't come in! Hambrosia's Mirror: She just has her leg stuck in a bear trap! Hambrosia: I just have to chew off my leg! Raar, raar! Raar, raar! Just got to wait for my leg to grow back! [grunting] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Chow Mein: Hey, man, you better get rid of us. We're the bodies, man. You got to get rid of the evidence! Cutter The Vet: Relax. I got this. [pulls up two chopsticks getting ready to eat] Chow Mein: You're gonna get caught, man. We're a lot of Mein, man. You didn't order a beverage, man -- To wash us down? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: I thought her heart would spread its legs just for me, but that affection hussy'll maternalize anything that moves. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
My Mommy The Crow: Yeah! Run away! That's what your best at! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago

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