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Narrator:
Our sores are sources of wisdom. Which won't be silenced by any man.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
And there's nothing more desperately chipper than the escapist daydreams of a man in bondage.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
Of course, dreams can come true.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Hambrosia humping Jordy inside of The Reverend's body in his butt]

Hambrosia:
This is how I always imagined sex to be!

Jordy:
Oh, this feels incredible! You tell the Sheriff if I can marry his wife, he can have my skank woman (referring to Hurshe) and he can live.

The Reverend:
I don't want to be a stick in the mud, but you're kind of putting me in an awkward position here.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Tooth:
Why you do what you do?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
As a tribute to my tar-baby, I hereby ban all tobacco from Heartshe Holler!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Stromulous Gaundor:
Why?! Why?! Why-y-y-y-y-y?!

Bertrum:
Because you shot her that's why -- Your own daughter, with your own gun!

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Princessa:
I always pictured myself having a traditional birdbat wedding... the beautiful ceremony, the mating dance, and then we choose one person... [deep voice] WHO WE EAT ALIVE!

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Stromulus Guandor:
I did not say you were a slut. I said you were acting like a slut.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

The Reverend:
Why can't I pay the price?!

Hurlan:
Why can't I make him pay the price?!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Sheriff had sex with Hurshe and Ashley]

Sheriff:
You girls ready for round deuce?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
You have something of mine, Preach!

The Reverend:
If you're talking about your hymen, I ain't seen that old thing since raccoons broke in here.

The Reverend:
I think they're living in the bushes behind the Suck N' Bite off route 38.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Peck-Him and Peck-Her staring at the wall]

Peck-Him:
Isn't the outside world beautiful?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Female Advert Speaker:
Are you the manifestation of a decimated native peoples in wolf form looking to spurt away centuries of oppression?

Female Advert Speaker:
Hurlan's mouth is open for your business.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
[speaking foreign language] I bring-em bone for truce. Please make-em Injun curse go away.

Wereslut:
You are speaking gibberish. Which is in fact the language of the proud Native Crazywolf Tribe.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
Don't y'all hot dog, hot dog, injun hot dog?!

Hurlan:
I'll make fun of you, too! I'll make fun of you, too! Lookit. Lookit.

Hurlan:
Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot dog?

Sheriff:
[crying] Hot dog.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Jacket:
Hot dog Mexican, Hot dog Jew.

Clem:
Hot dog.

Jacket:
Uh, hot dog. Big hot dog black guy!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
Hey, guys, it's wing nickel night at the bar! Give 'em a wing and get all the nickles you can eat!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
Well, why do prostitutes do what they do? To put themselves through college! So if I start a free wolf college, they'll come runnin'! I best get to work fast. This could be the last smart idea I ever have.

Hurlan:
[scoffs]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
I got to solve this crisis quick, before my mind become hurla-fried by the werelan transformation.

Hurlan:
Oh, it's the Injun Curse. I told you.

Sheriff:
Quit talking malarkey, boy. You got flim in your flam, clap in your trap, and hog in your wash.

Hurlan:
What are you nattering about?

Sheriff:
Oh, no. My mind is fading fast.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
You got diarrhea of the poppycock, 'cause that gobbledygook's all Chinese to me, turkey.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
I got wolf-titutes loose in town. And if they bite someone we could have a wereslut in our hands.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
Oh, you're speaking jibber-jabber, boy. I'm not from Jibberslavia. I don't speak Jabbernese.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Boss Hoss:
I was forced to install a surveillance system all around town to make sure that none of the citizens around here were engaging in any depraved sexual activities without me watching, engorged.

Boss Hoss:
It was the '70s!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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