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Uncle Gabby: [to Kathy] We're going to laugh and laugh when we remember that our relationship began with you puncturing so many of my internal organs. And me deciding not to sure. Probably. Uncle Gabby: You know it hurts a little less if you kiss it a little. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Drinky Crow: These girls are weird, Gabby. Uncle Gabby: Tell me about it. It's taking quite a while to progress our relationship beyond driver-victim. Drinky Crow: She tried to have sex with me! She rubbed labia majora on my wing! – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Uncle Gabby: Now that you're covered with my blood, you want to come back to my place and take a shower? Kathy: I don't think so. Uncle Gabby: Okay. I just thought that when I filled out the insurance forms you'd like us to be on a more friendly basis. But okay. No problem. GOD, MY SOFT TISSUE HURTS! Kathy: Fine. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Laura: Kathy's Dad has a place out on the island and he's really loaded. So I hope you guys don't sue or anything. Drinky Crow: No, no, no. I'm hoping to kill myself, so I don't need money really. Laura: You're really intense! Drinky Crow: Nah. I'm just an alcoholic. I usually drink till I vomit. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Uncle Gabby starts to touch Kathy's breasts with his face after getting injured from Kathy's Car they just ran over] Uncle Gabby: Funny. The only thing that seems to stop the blood from flowing is firm, direct breast contact. Kathy: Shouldn't we just call a doctor? Uncle Gabby: And risk her having small breasts? Besides, why ruin the moment? – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Uncle Gabby: Drinky Crow! What are you doing? Drinky Crow: I'm trying to get a car to hit me. Uncle Gabby: Great idea! That is a perfect way to meet girls! Drinky Crow: I wasn't trying to meet girls, Uncle Gabby. I was trying to meet Death. Uncle Gabby: That's crazy. Death's got no boobs. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Orkney's Son: Orkney Islander Shaman? Orkney Islander Shaman: Yes, my son? Orkney's Son: I am sad that everybody doesn't worship our crazy Mud God. Orkney Islander Shaman: What makes you think that? Orkney's Son: Look. [pulls up a celeb magazine] These people all have fun and talk about whether beautiful women are gaining or losing weight. There's not a single mention of Mud God. Orkney Islander Shaman: There is a prophecy. When it comes to pass that we learn of a city where all have fun and wear few clothes and know not Mud God, we are to journey there and destroy it with smallpox. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Claire: Drinky Crow, I thought that if I opened up, I would be hurt. Our life together here has been so much more than I ever dreamed possible. I love you. Drinky Crow: Eh. I'm not really feeling it. Claire: What? Alien #2: What? Alien #1: [to Alien #2] This was your idea. Drinky Crow: I don't know. Maybe it was better when I didn't know you so well. Your face -- It's just kinda...sorry. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Drinky Crow and Claire suddenly got old after 50 years] Drinky Crow: So, Claire. 50 years. Claire: I've seen my granddaughters grow up and marry alcoholic birds of their own. Both: Contented. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Drinky Crow shoots the alien that was smuggling her wife Claire] Claire: [crying] I FEEL SO ASHMED! Drinky Crow: I FEEL HOMICIDAL JEALOUSY! – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Drinky Crow take the emotion liquid bottles away from Claire and smashing them] Claire: What are you doing? Drinky Crow: I'm saving you from yourself. When you pushed me away it was a plea for me to come closer. Claire: No it wasn't. Drinky Crow: [confused] It wasn't? [the aliens come by and see the liquid was destroyed] Alien #2: Oh no, no, no. This isn't good. We promised the hive queen eight pints of human emotion. Alien #1: Glory to the hive queen. Alien #2: Glory to the hive queen. Alien #1: Earth is miles away. Alien #2: Let's just destroy the earth and we'll tell her we got there too late. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Captain's Daughter: Uncle Gabby! You almost let me die! Uncle Gabby: Sorry. Captain's Daughter: Anyway I need you decide. Should there be a special option for vegetarians, or should we just expect them to eat the vegetarian side dishes? Uncle Gabby: I don't care. Captain's Daughter: Excuse me? Uncle Gabby: I have no opinion on this at all. I cannot muster even the slightest degree of interest about this issue. Captain's Daughter: Well, maybe you're not interested in getting married then! Uncle Gabby: I never said I was interested in getting married. I said I would get married! There's a big difference. [Captain's Daughter brutally beats up Uncle Gabby for that issue] Captain's Daughter: AND WE'RE STILL GETTING MARRIED! [leaves] Drinky Crow: [crying] That's beautiful! – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Phoebe: I'm glad you came, Drinky Crow. You know, Sam works such long hours, and then he takes his work home with him. I guess what I'm trying to say is, do you want to come over some night? Drinky Crow: Did you say something? I wasn't paying attention. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Drinky Crow: So I broke up with Claire. Uncle Gabby: [chokes Drinky] YOU THREW AWAY THE BEST THING THERE IS! [stops choking him] Well, your life your call I guess. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Drinky Crow: [to Claire] I have to share everything about you. Even the unsexy stuff like your credit card debt, persistent untreatable neck and shoulder pain. I need all of you -- Or nothing! – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Drinky Crow: Claire, uh...we need to talk. [cuts to the next scene where Drinky and Claire gets their butts slapped with a butt-slapping machine] Claire: What did you want to talk about? Drinky Crow: First of all, this is really nice. And dirty. Claire: It better be. I paid like $400 for it. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Uncle Gabby: This one's sad. You engaged too? Depressed Slave: I didn't want my life to be like this. Claire: [to Drinky Crow] I have a deal with a buyer who's very interested in the traces strong emotions leave in cerebrospinal fluid. Claire's Dad Accountant: Hah! Ask Claire how much she's made off this terriffic deal! Claire: [to her Dad] We're just waiting for the paperwork. Claire's Dad Accountant: Like I'm waiting for a date with Merle Oberon. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Flippy: Would you say you're more of a "cutting sugar cane in the hot sun" person, or a "having sex with a fat rich guy" person. Slave #1: Cane, no question. Wait, no, the sex one. Definitely the sex one. [as Slave #1 chooses the Sex Slaves section, he then gets turned into a sex slave transporting him to another place to work at, but ironically the cart got bumped when he ride the Slave Slaves cart] Security Slave Slaves Woman: These slaves are awful. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Drinky Crow: Why did those, uh, pirates attack us, Claire? Claire: Those guys? They're not pirates. They're amnesty international. They take a really hard line against slavery. They're like slavery nazis. Drinky Crow: You do slavery? No way. Isn't that illegal? Claire: Technically, yeah, but there's a work around. Um, the stafford loan documents say of you fall behind by two payments you give up the protection of law until you work to pay off your debt. [to a slave] ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SCUM? [whips] Drinky Crow: So once you catch them all, you sell them for profit? Claire's Dad Accountant: Profit? Hah! Drinky Crow: [to Claire] Why do you do it? Claire's Dad Accountant: Cause I've got a hole in my head, that's why! – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[while Drinky Crow and Claire were fighting, Uncle gabby gets a phone call] Uncle Gabby: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well, couldn't my senile aunt sit by your retarded cousin? No? Okay then we spring for the special collar. No problem. [gets his face blown off] Thank god! – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Drinky Crow: Claire grew up not too far from here. When she and I dated she used to take me out into this desert for sweat bee sex. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Uncle Gabby: [talks about Claire] Crow, she's offering a reliable supply of sex at a very attractive price in terms of entanglement or intimacy. Drinky Crow: But I don't know what her interests are, other than having sex with me! I need to solve this mystery of who she is! Uncle Gabby: Solve the mystery? That's stupid. Captain's Daughter: Gabby! Let's talk napkins! Uncle Gabby: [changes his mind] I'd love to, but I've gotta help Drinky Crow solve a mystery. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Drinky Crow: It was awful, Uncle Gabby! Even though she promised me were just friends, she made me have sex with her on a swing and then on a fire escape! – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Claire: Hey, Drinky. Drinky Crow: Hey, Claire. How long have you been in town? Claire: I just moved in two weeks ago. You should come over and visit. Drinky Crow: [blushed] I-I-I'M not at that stage of my life anymore! My life is different. I have uh...I can't be with you. Claire: I didn't say "come over and screw". I said "come over and visit". Drinky Crow: Oh. Right. – The Drinky Crow Show Movie Quote	added 3 months ago

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