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Uncle Gabby:
[drunk] Luckily, we rescued the booze!

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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[after Phoebe break up with Drinky Crow]

Uncle Gabby:
Ehh, you're too good for her.

Drinky Crow:
How? She smarter than me.

Uncle Gabby:
True.

Drinky Crow:
Better-looking.

Uncle Gabby:
Yeah.

Drinky Crow:
She's got a job. She flosses daily.

Uncle Gabby:
She was cheating on you with a seal!

Drinky Crow:
Actually she was cheating on him with me. She told me a hundred times if I didn't quit drinking, she'd go back to him.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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[Drinky Crow drives while drunk]

Drinky Crow:
I finally figured out how to solve this drinking and driving problem.

Uncle Gabby:
Genius!

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Drinky Crow:
Hey, Gabby, instead of dreaming of what doesn't exist, we should find love where are, huh? On the other hand, it's our love for the unattainable that inspires us to accomplish great things. Which do you prefer, Gabby -- The unattainable ideal or the here and now?

Uncle Gabby:
I have no interest in discussing this.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Lieutenant Vronchy:
My beautiful uniform. If I do not remove it, I will surely drown.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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[as the male whale sees his female whale who's actually a boat, the male whale humped the boat Drinky Crow's plan to fight off the crocodiles]

Uncle Gabby:
Oh, this is awful. Oh, it's the most painful and disgusting experience there is. [to the male whale] No, sir. Sir, uh, no. No, not the hole. Uh, hey, hey! HEY, HEY! [screams]

Captain Maak:
That monkey's a hero.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Drinky Crow:
Dance, Ungle Gabby. Sway those hips.

[Uncle Gabby dances, while Drinky Crow comes up with a plan]

Uncle Gabby:
Why am I doing this?

Drinky Crow:
The grief-stricken whale whose wife you killed, Gabby. He just has to be ready to move on to a new relationship. Then this brilliant yet simple plane will surely work!

Uncle Gabby:
Still not following.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Lieutenant Vronchy:
Men, to your cannons. Fire vigorously! Give no quarter -- None at all.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Lieutenant Vronchy:
The tide of battle, she has turned again. Ooh la la.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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[Drinky Crow sees Uncle Gabby getting eaten by a fish but actually just hallucinating it as a mermaid while getting drunk]

Drinky Crow:
GOD! THEY'RE MISTREATING THAT MERMAID!

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Drinky Crow:
[drunk] Gabby was right. I just believe in things to make life seem worth living. 'Course they don't exist -- A half human, half fish? That's just stupid.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Lieutenant Vronchy:
[plays with UG's organs] What is mutilation without humiliation? Like pancakes without maple syrup!

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Captain's Daughter:
Oh, Gabby, I think my heart might be broken.

Uncle Gabby:
I know for a fact my spine is dragging on the deck.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Lieutenant Vronchy:
Step aside so I may mock her more.

Uncle Gabby:
Okay, I'm no hero, but I'm gonna have to say no to that.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Captain's Daughter:
Lieutenant Vronchy, remember me? We danced together at the christmas ball.

Lieutenant Vronchy:
Off of me, you silly goose.

Captain's Daughter:
You said you loved me!

Lieutenant Vronchy:
Bah! You're nothing to me, you silly american girl. If you study the proper techniques of lovemaking, I consider letting you to be the mistress of my mistress. [laughs scornfully]

Captain's Daughter:
[sobs]

Captain Maak:
[to his daughter] Idiot.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Drinky Crow:
That trip to the chinese grocery store didn't prove anything.

Uncle Gabby:
That was the best chinese grocery store in the world. Admit it, Drinky Crow, you believe in mermaids to make your life seem tolerable, but it's time to face facts.

Captain's Daughter:
If you believe in something, it must exist, Drinky Crow. Follow your heart.

Drinky Crow:
Thank you, Captain's Daughter. I will.

[Drinky Crow gets drunk and flies off]

Uncle Gabby:
Why'd you tell him that for? It's moronic.

Captain's Daughter:
To get him out of your cabin.

Uncle Gabby:
[realizes sexually] Oh.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Cynthia:
I can't believe I yelled at you and you have cancer. I feel like a total bitch.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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[Drinky Crow and Uncle Gabby head to the Chop Chop Grocery]

Uncle Gabby:
Show us everything you've got that's part fish, part woman.

Asian Market Guy:
Well, there's ass fish. Leg fish.

Uncle Gabby:
Sure.

Asian Market Guy:
Bosoms fish.

Uncle Gabby:
Right.

Asian Market Guy:
Clam.

Uncle Gabby:
...

Asian Market Guy:
A nag-mouth crab.

Nag Mouth Crab:
Carol's boyfriend is a lawyer. Why aren't you lawyer?

Uncle Gabby:
No mermaid, then?

Asian Market Guy:
No.

Nag Mouth Crab:
Mermaid? What are you, stupid?

[cuts to the next where Captain Maak gets back to whipping Uncle Gabby]

Captain Maak:
IN A CHINESE GROCERY STORE WITHOUT PERMISSION, UNCLE GABBY?!

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Uncle Gabby:
Mermaids don't exist.

Drinky Crow:
Uncle Gabby, I saw her, and I wasn't blind-drunk. I was puking-drunk.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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[Cynthia's Husband drinks Uncle Gabby's blood from all the whipping that Captain Maak did]

Cynthia:
Drinking while I'm home with your kids? You better have a pretty good story, mister!

Cynthia's Husband:
I have cancer.

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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Captain Maak:
Flirtin' with my daughter, Mr. Gabby?

Uncle Gabby:
I can explain.

Captain Maak:
Bosh. I was young once. I understand...

[cuts to the next scene where Captain Maak whips Uncle Gabby]

Captain Maak:
YOUR WEIRD, SICK, PERVERTED FANTASIES!

– The Drinky Crow Show  Movie Quote

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[Professor Wilx and Francis comes to Man/Woman's house]

Man/Woman:
Who the hello are you?

Professor Wilx:
Yes, hello, ma'am. I'm just going around town, getting opinions on my shirt. Please check on of the boxes -- Yes, no, undecided, and after you do that, I'm gonna need that box that you have. It's mine.

Man/Woman:
...

Professor Wilx:
You're staring at my shirt, aren't ya? Is it, uh...how's it...how's it, uh...does it highlight my eyes?

Professor Wilx:
And that -- You have our box by the way. We -- We need that box back.

Francis:
Is that cool, or...?

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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[Kiki shows up with her jet ski and slammed down the Industry Man]

Golden Joe:
Yeah, boy, that's what I'm talkin' about! That's my girl, right there, Kiki! You know this!

Kiki:
Oh, my Joe! Nothing could ever keep us apart. You know we're gonna make that album. I'm so happy to see you, baby!

Golden Joe:
Let me put a little somethin' somethin' on you, girl, come here. Bring your big ugly chicken head.

Eye:
Ain't it beut-eye-ful?

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Industry Man:
Shyd power, activate! Form of Scary Spider!

[Industry Man turns into a scary snake monster]

Golden Joe:
Now look what you did! Somebody come save me and kill this damn monster, please! Look at this bullsh*t, man, somebody give me something to swat this, man.

Industry Man (as Scary Spider):
NOTHING KILLS ME! UNKILLABLE TO THE MAX!

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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