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[Aria sees the Castellica is about to crash into the base]

Aria:
It's coming in too fast!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
If it crashes, we're stuck.

Eye:
Eye'll save it.

[Eye uses a jetpack to stop the Castellica from crashing, until Eye's jetpack stops to forget something]

Eye:
Oh dang, I forgot the pliers.

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Elize Ryd:
I'm driving.

Olof Mörck:
I'm driving.

Elize Ryd:
No, I am driving.

Olof Mörck:
I'm driving.

Elize Ryd:
Let me drive.

Olof Mörck:
Let me drive.

Elize Ryd:
LET ME DRIVE!

Olof Mörck:
Here, give me the wheel.

Elize Ryd:
BACK OFF!

[Castellica starts to go alert]

Elize Ryd:
Six thousand moltons on approach -- Watch the chop --

[as the Castellica bumps into something, Olof brokes something in his body]

Olof Mörck:
OW! Oh, my ribs! Where did you learn to drive?

Elize Ryd:
Drive? What's that? Solar shear -- Hang on!

[as Elize tilts the Castellica, Olof gets hurt even more]

Olof Mörck:
Okay, let's figure this out while still have 3 ribs left.

Elize Ryd:
I've got it! Where's the little thingy that makes us slow down?

Olof Mörck:
You mean brakes?

Elize Ryd:
No, the thingy that makes us slow down!

Olof Mörck:
Those are called brakes!

Elize Ryd:
Okay, okay, forget it. Since, you don't know what that is, I'm just gonna use the brakes.

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[alarm blaring]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Is that the pizza?

Aria:
No, it's the Castellica. She's coming! Thank god. They found a way in!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, yeah, right, cool. Uh, what's a Castellica?

Aria:
AI from the mainframe -- An avatar designed to patrol and protect.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, I'm into it. So which part of it is ca...what's next?

Aria:
It's coming to get us!

Golden Joe:
What the hell is a Castellica, bro? I don't need no damn Castellica patrolling me, man! I'm tired of this sh*t. I just need a brew-ski on the beach somewhere, man! I don't need no damn Castellica.

Aria:
[to Fitz] Can you please shut him up so I can concentrate?

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[to Peanut Cop] I'm holding my friend in a beaker. Somehow I'll save him.

Eye:
Friends saves friends.

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Olof Mörck:
Program Castellica -- Coordinates, Sector sector.

Elize Ryd:
Initialized.

[Elize drives the Castellica]

Olof Mörck:
Re-initialize.

Elize Ryd:
Stop telling me what to do! I just initialized. I know how to drive.

Olof Mörck:
...Yeah, I can see that.

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[the space travelers gets a call from GSW]

Elize Ryd:
It's that girl from that place!

Green Sweatered Woman:
Elyze, Molof --

Olof Mörck:
It's Olof, not Molof.

Green Sweatered Woman:
Elyze, Mortoph --

Olof Mörck:
[scoffs] The name is Olof. O-L-O-F.

Green Sweatered Woman:
I read books good and I know how to say your names. My division created you. Any name I say is relevant.

[Olof ends the call from GSW]

Elize Ryd:
You gonna F with that?

Olof Mörck:
I can deal.

Elize Ryd:
Really? Deal, like deal with Clok>

Olof Mörck:
Tick tock.

Elize Ryd:
He will find you and take your face off.

Olof Mörck:
My beautiful face.

Elize Ryd:
[gets close to him] Removed from your skull.

Olof Mörck:
My beautiful skull --

Elize Ryd:
No one survives.

Olof Mörck:
You're right. Redial. Sorry for the attitude. I'm just so badass.

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Elize Ryd:
I hate space travel. It's so...space travel-y.

Olof Mörck:
I hate your alarm. That is the worst music that has to be known to all of man. [kicks the boombox]

Elize Ryd:
It's a demo from out second album. Back when you were all like, "Let's connect with generation 'the world owes us'".

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[while Kiki still riding her jet ski]

Kiki:
I'm comin', my Golden Joe! You think I won't? I'm already there, baby! Beat monkey tree horse mother mohabs! Mother mohabs! Mother mohabs!

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[as Peanut Cop turns off the kill switch, Peanut steps on a mine bomb and explodes]

Golden Joe:
PEANUT! OH MY GOD! [sobbing hysterically]

Aria:
I'm so sorry.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Me too. He was a really good -- He was just wasted all the time.

Golden Joe:
Damn, damn, DAMN! THEY DONE TOOK MY BOY, PEANUT! THEY DONE TOOK THAT BLUE BASTARD FROM ME, MAN! HE WAS MY BLUE UNDERCOVER BROTHER FROM ANOTHER BROTHER! Y'all done rack him by his ass. Ain't that a bitch!

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[Peanut Cop managed to turn off the kill switch]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
We're free. Hooray. [said it normally]

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[Professor Wilx got a notification]

Professor Wilx:
I just got an alert in my brain. The Castellica has been issued upon us.

Roostre:
What the hell's a Castellica?

Professor Wilx:
It's a magnificent, floating, RV castle. A panic switch, incase you can't get out. [whispered] Check this out, he's gonna get so pissed.

[Industry Man shoots fire beams out his eyes]

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Industry Man:
Say, how's the banner?

Roostre:
2:22...

Industry Man:
Exactly 2:22! Where time meets after-time and before time and all the time. Soak it in through your eye holes.

Roostre:
Who put you in charge? Somebody effed up.

Industry Man:
My sh*t's been lifted, and I'm overly extremely concerned. How's that for an answer? I'm knowledgeable.

Roostre:
Man, why do you give a crap about Mouse?

Industry Man:
Because, if one does as Mouse does as many times as Mouse does, then one become as Mouse is.

Roostre:
You're worried he'll find a way out and expose you and all your hideous bullsh*t.

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Professor Wilx:
I have the pinpoint on Mouse.

Industry Man:
Super fascinating, Professor Wilx! Do tell.

Professor Wilx:
Lotharganin.

Industry Man:
Oooooooh! The world of water and cliffs! How remotely spriteful! Don't remember that one so well.

Professor Wilx:
Well, it's simple. Aria's ruse prevented the Architect from closing in on her.

[Industry Man starts to have inner mental breakdown moment]

Industry Man:
That bitch. That incredibly smart, over-accelerated b-word. [to the viewers] Sorry for the language -- Lost my mind for a second.

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Roostre:
So I'm here now, but I'm not here -- As the person I was. And the box of worlds is somewhere else.

Industry Man:
And where is it, little hair-blowing hooked man? Where is the box of worlds that I created? No answer? Should we shoo-lee-lay?

[Industry Man and Professor Wilx dances]

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Roostre:
No one dies, do they?

Industry Man:
Correct! No one's really there. You're all in somewhere else. But a taste of the present day brings back the memories, doesn't it?

Roostre:
Memories...

Industry Man:
Watch this!

[Industry Man pulls out a crystal gun that bring Professor Wilx back to life]

Industry Man:
[singing] OUTER SPACE LINERS! How's that for wooh-la-la?! What a vulgar display of my power. It's sickening, isn't it? Good for me!

Roostre:
Uhm, yeah, man. But, uh, there's a kid camping out in the desert.

Professor Wilx:
There is a kid camping out in the desert.

Industry Man:
Yes, there is. Way to be obvious. He's a little stupider than usual right now. I mean, he was just a pile of liquid three seconds ago. You remember, folks, right? Haha.

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Announcer:
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Announcer:
Scented Guest. Your friend never smelled so good.

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Roostre:
Is that old Wilx in that bucket?

Industry Man:
Great question! I don't know, Rooster. What do you think?

Roostre:
That dude created the structure for the box.

Industry Man:
Box rhymes with fox, doesn't it? And box almost rhymes with lost -- And that's exactly the problemo! [to the viewers] Don't switch that dial. We'll be back after these messages.

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Industry Man:
Need a drink, young man? Oh, you are a drink.

[cuts to the next scene where Professor Wilx's blood is in a glass bucket]

Industry Man:
So liquidy. I'd wash my car with you if I owned cars...but I own outer space liners! OUTER SPACE LINERS!

Audience:
[applause]

Industry Man:
Thank you. They're much too big for your small liquids. Can you hear me, Wilx? You stupid puddle.

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Industry Man:
KACHOW!

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[Shark and Square Guy sees one of the major characters got escaped from the glass chambers]

Rectangular Businessman:
Way to go. You brought us out here for nothing. Such a sad journey.

Shark:
I know there's something going on. And it won't be long.

Rectangular Businessman:
[sighs] Yawnfest 2000.

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Hey. Okay, guys, look. There's a nuclear core about to melt down, and the switch is on the panel.

Golden Joe:
Man! No, man, no!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Is that little panel. Look over there. Look over there.

Golden Joe:
I'm allergic to radiation, man!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
See the switch?

Golden Joe:
Joe don't get down like that, man!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
One of you needs to go up there and to simply shut it off.

Golden Joe:
Just touch it once and you look like a damn burnt raisin. I ain't about to touch that sh*t, man.

Peanut Cop:
[exhales sharply] I'll do it. We've been through a lot together to have it end this way. You're all my friends. You're all I have in this world. When you're not around, I miss each and every one of you to the point of tears, and I'm not lying when I say that. I emote significantly. And if radiation kills me, in order to save you all...then let it be so.

Peanut Cop:
[laughs] Did you believe me?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
We just need you to flip the switch.

Peanut Cop:
Oh, cool.

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Golden Joe:
Yo, Mouse, what you doin' in that jailhouse? Who that shorty, man? Is she drainin' your bank account? Mamma done told me about them girly girls, man, especially the ones with them flashy threads. All that bedazzlin' and bling-blang they got goin' on. Probably got a little kick-it on the somethin'-somethin' on the side when you ain't eye-ballin' her. You know that's right.

Peanut Cop:
What he said. [laughs] I wasn't listening. [laughs]

Aria:
Seriously?

Peanut Cop:
Boy, what did he say? What'd you say? [laughs]

Aria:
Imbeciles.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[to Aria] Uh...you mean colleagues.

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[Kiki rides a jet ski to find Golden Joe's friend]

Kiki:
Yeah, yo, yeah, yah! Taste that! Smell the fuel. bitches! Smokin' it up! Ready it up. Smokin' it up! Smokin' it up!

[Professor Wilx appears in another universe]

Kiki:
Hey, long ass, get out of my way before I burn a rubber road right through your gizzard!

Professor Wilx:
Where...am I?

Kiki:
I'll tell you where you are. You in the wrong longitude, bitch-kicker. What production you use in you hair? "Cause you got some crazy hair.

Professor Wilx:
[sees the jet ski she riding] That. I want that.

Kiki:
Okay, I hear you. I'll give it to ya like a cow layin' down ready to accept it. Here it comes!

[Kiki drives and splats through Professor Wilx]

[Industry Man arrives with New Guy]

Industry Man:
[to Wilx] Hey! Whoa! Looks like you could use a makeover! Get it? 'Cause you're over? [laughter] Or a wet vac.

Industry Man:
Oh, who am I kidding? I know. Let's get this mother in some buckets and see what's left, huh? Am I right? [chuckles] Work with me, people. I mean, right?

Industry Man:
Because...tick tock. Tick tock. [chuckles]

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Professor Wilx:
I HAVE...THE WAAAAAAAAY OUT!

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