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Buzby: [to Clock] Uh, yeah okay. Well, I hope you're enjoying your little bubbly science experiment over there, but I just want you to know that I'm not enjoying being tied to freakin' beam! – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Kiki: [rapping] Are you ready, spaghetti? Fettuccine Alfredi. I don't think so. Golden Joe: [appears out of the smoke] Hold me back. Hold me back. Kiki: Golden Joe, y'all! Golden Joe: Here we go! Here we go! I'm gettin' ready to blow! Kiki: [rapping] Wicked bet [indistinct], beat. Ooohhhh, beat, b-beat, beat. Golden Joe: Yo, these hoochies, man, they wanna hear me sing! Kiki: [rapping] G is for Golden, J is for Joe. Golden Joe: Let me just touch the mic, man. Let me just touch it. Kiki: [singing] Touch the mic. Golden Joe: Let me just touch it like this. Kiki: [singing] Like this. Golden Joe: Let me just touch it like that. Kiki: [singing] Like that. Golden Joe: I just wanna breathe. [exhales rhythmically] Kiki: [rapping] Don't forget to breathe, breathe on it! Golden Joe: Watch out! Watch out! Here I come! Here I come! Kiki: GET READY! Golden Joe: I'm gettin' ready to blow this joint with this beat, man! [exhales rhythmically] Kiki: [singing] So cool! Golden Joe: [rapping] Beat monkey three horse, tearin' up the golf course, beat monkey tree horse... Golden Joe & Kiki: [unison] ...tearin' up the golf course! Golden Joe: Come on, Kiki. Kiki: What? Golden Joe: You know you ain't never been with a guy without a bachelor's degree. Golden Joe: [rapping] I'm the kinda man you dream about... Kiki: [singing] Okay. Golden Joe: [rapping] I'm to scared to call it shorty, you scream and shout, GIMME 40, YEAH! [suddenly the police arrived] Golden Joe: Yo! Bring my beat back, man! I ain't going out like that! [one of the police officers shoots the mic off of Golden Joe's hand, Golden raised his hands up immediately] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Aria: [to Fitz] Can you feel it? If you can feel it, then you own it. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Aria: Amplify 540 -- Heighten quantum and dilute bi-thereal russianac shyd. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Francis interviews New Guy] New Guy: [dances in a hula hoop] Francis: Oh, for sure. [also dances and plus his tape recorder too] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Francis interviews Shark and Shark managed to finally get inside his tub] Francis: [chuckles] Uhm, so, like, kind of a crazy question or whatever, but, like, have you ever eaten a person? Shark: I eat everything I can get my teeth on. Francis: Whoa, who was the last person you ate? Shark: I did not ask him his name. [sighs] Francis: Okay. [chuckles] If you could be any animal besides a shark, which would it be and why? Shark: A bigger shark. Francis: Can you, like, say more? Shark: No. [Shark puts a coin in a coin slot machine, then randomly a crane drops by] Francis: [chuckles] What's that? [the crane grabs Francis out of his homebase] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Francis interviews Rectangular Businessman] Francis: Whoa, nice tub. You're a cool-looking guy. Um, who are you, like, dating right now? Rectangular Businessman: You wanna know who I've been on dates with lately? Benjamin Franklin. Francis: Oh, uhm, I think he's dead. Rectangular Businessman: You just leave the thinking to the rich people. [Square Guy and Francis sees Shark struggling to get inside his tub] Francis: Do you have, like, I don't know, like, a maid or, like, a butler or something? Rectangular Businessman: They've all disappointed me at one time or another. [Square Guy and Francis sees Shark is still struggling to get inside his tub but still slipping several times] Shark: [tired] Oh, god. Rectangular Businessman: [to Francis] They've all disappointed me at one time or another, and I don't have think I have to tell you where that ends. Francis: Where? Rectangular Businessman: The bottom of a well. Francis: Do you get pleasure doing that kind of stuff, or does it just make you feel dirty? Rectangular Businessman: Hmmm. Dirty is pleasure. Francis: Since you're so rich, like, do you like, give money to charity or whatever? Rectangular Businessman: What is charity? Francis: I don't know. They're, like, these groups and, like, you can, like, give money to them and, like, like, they help make -- Wait, where are you going? Rectangular Businessman: [while sinking into his tub] This interview is over and boring. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Francis interviews Aria and Professor Wilx] Francis: Whoa, robots. What happens if I push this button? Aria: You will die. Francis: Cool. [Francis stretch his arm to tape record the two people that are not so far away] Francis: What do you do to, like, chill before going to bed every night? Aria: Playing the guitar and a nice glass of wine. Professor Wilx: I don't sleep. Francis: Okay, what's your favorite word in, like, the english language or whatever? Aria: Foo-pin-gyah. Professor Wilx: Ocelot. Professor Wilx: I like the syllables. Francis: So do you think a hotdog is a sandwich? Professor Wilx: I don't have time for matters of the heart. [blows away Francis calmly to the next scene] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Francis interviews Roostre] Francis: Whoa, this place is sweet. So. You grow corndogs, but what do you like to eat? Roostre: Corndogs...beer...some jerky...corndog jerky...corn. [Francis gets sucked by a Hovervac to his next interviewer] Roostre: Mustard. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Francis interviews Man/Woman] Francis: [after getting hit by a ball] Ummm, ow. [chuckles] Why'd you do that? Man/Woman: I like to stay active. [turns into Man for a sec as an exercise routine] Francis: What's your name? Man/Woman: [horn blows away Francis out of the building] Francis: [while blown away] Cool name. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Francis interviews the one and only, Fitz] Francis: So, like, what do you think your reputation -- Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [glugs beer] Francis: Umm, what do you think your reputation -- Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [glugs beer] Francis: What do you think -- Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [glugs beer] Francis: What do you -- Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [glugs beer] Francis: What do you think your reputation is in Cardboard City? Like, do people think you're chill? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [drops beer] My reputation's pretty big time. Francis: Okay, you must go out on a lot of dates, then. So, like, what's your favorite thing to do on a first date? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Assassination. Francis: What? Fascination? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: No, assassination, like we get some guns and take somebody out. Francis: Kinda like a heavy question or whatever, but, like, when you die, like, I don't know, like, what do you want to be remembered for? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: As that cool dude who did all that cool stuff. But that's gonna be hard to do because...I'm bulletproof. Francis: Whoa, you're bulletproof? [chuckles] That's cool. Like, talk about that. Like, I don't know. Like, how did that happen? Like, what's the story behind that? Like, are you, like, bionic or something, or, like, half-man, half-machine? I don't know, like... [Fitz shoots Francis up in the ceiling] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Francis interviews Buzby] Francis: So, how many kids do you have? I hear bees have, like, a ton of kids. Buzby: I don't know. I mean, listen. I go to a lot of parties. I can't -- I can't do that math, man. Francis: How often do you chill with them? Buzby: I'm not even sure. I don't know if they're mine anymore. There's always some young ones running around. I'm like, well, that's too young to be mine. Cause I haven't touched her in five years at least. Francis: Have you ever gotten so pissed that you, like, freaking stung someone? Buzby: My brother, Lewis, stung someone once. He did die shortly after, but it was because he got stabbed in the face with a knife. Francis: Whoa, that must have been, like, a tiny knife. Like, to stab, like, a freaking bee in the face? Buzby: ...Let's not get wise now, okay? There are knives of all sizes. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Francis interviews Green Sweatered Woman] Green Sweatered Woman: Hey, who are you? What are you doing here? Francis: Umm...my name's Francis. I'm doing a school project about Cardboard City. Green Sweatered Woman: Do you have permission? Do you have a form? Francis: Umm, no. Green Sweatered Woman: Where's the form? Let me see it. Give it to me. Give it to me. Tell me what you are doing. What are you doing? Francis: Ummm... Green Sweatered Woman: Do you have permission? Where's the form? Let me see it. Who are you? What are you doing? Why are you here? What are you doing here? Do you have permission? Where's the form? Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. What are you doing? Tell me what are you doing. Hey, who are you? What're you doing here? Where's the form? – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Francis interviews Peanut Cop] Peanut Cop: [after done beatboxing] I'll take questions now. Francis: I have a question. What are your pet peeves? Peanut Cop: I hate when, uh, you're in the shower... [chuckles] I -- I -- I hate when you're in the shower. And I'm talking to you. Francis: What are you, like, afraid of more than anything in the whole world? Peanut Cop: Uh...lions. Francis: Whoa, have you ever seen one? Peanut Cop: No, uhh, I mean what do they look like? [chuckling] [being serious] You're not a lion are you? – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Francis interviews Golden Joe] Francis: So, like, what advice do you have for, like, somebody my age? Golden Joe: Grow the hell up! What the hell do we have so many children these days runnin' around everywhere for? How many big ballers do you know that are 2, 3, 4, 5 years old? Nobody, right? Ain't nobody ballin' At your young-ass age, so grow the hell up. Francis: Wait. Like, how old are you? Golden Joe: How old do I look, man?! Francis: I dunno. Like...40? Golden Joe: What! Yo mama's 40. That's it! I'm done with this donkey-ass interview, man. Francis: Wait, hold on. Golden Joe: I am done, bruh. I am overdone, man. I'm burnt. [disappears] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Francis interviews Eye] Francis: Hey, what's up? My name's Francis, and I'm writing an article about Cardboard City for my school newspaper. Could I, like, ask you a couple questions or whatever? Eye: Ok-eye. Francis: So do yo have any, like, special skills? Eye: I...dance. [Eye tap dances] Francis: That was cool. You should, like, dance on a stage or something. Eye: I shy. [Eye closes his eye] Francis: Uh... [chuckles] hello? [Francis bangs Eye's hard eyelid] Francis: [scoffs] Okay. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Francis makes his destination to Cardboard City] Francis: Hey, do you know what time, like, the return bus comes? [the bus explodes] Francis: Cool. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[after all the crazy shenanigans was over, Frank finally gets back to his home] Cindy: Frank?! Holy sht! What's wrong with you? Frank Smith:* [groan] I have saved a f*ing gorilla today. I also talked a very special idiot out of willing himself dead. And now... [panting] just because I'm too hairy in some places and too bald, in other places, you can't find it in your PUTRID LITTLE HEART TO WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME SEXUALLY? [laughs] WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOOOU?! I AM MAGICAAL!! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Frank, BC, and Professor Cakes saves Keiko the Ape from dumping into a pile of oil that Dean is controlling] Frank Smith: Dean, wait, stop! That monkey is sentient creature. She's -- She's special! Dean: [gets back to dumping the ape in oil] Frank Smith: NO, SERIOUSLY! Dean: [pauses the machine] Keiko the Ape: Oh, gosh. Frank Smith: She is capable of wonderful...inner stuff. She's a deep soul! She's magical! Dean: [gets back to dumping the ape again] Keiko the Ape: No, no, no, no, no, no! Frank Smith: Aah! I'LL GIVE YOU 500 BUCKS! Dean: [saves the ape from dumping her into oil after hearing that he'll get 500 bucks] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Frank tells the truth on BC about Frank being a bigfoot as a pet] Frank Smith: Baby Cakes, it's me, Frank. Baby Cakes: Wha--? Don't you f*ing play with my feelings! Frank Smith: Listen, this is a medical side effect. Look, if I were a bigfoot, wouldn't I at least be bigger than you? Baby Cakes: I just thought you were a baby one. Oh, I see now...again...that there were no such things as magical creatures. I'm gonna die now. Frank Smith: No, no, no, no, no! No, don't die! You fing idiot! – China, Il* Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Barb: Mmm! You know what? I hear their nachos are so scrumptious. [laughs] Steve Smith: Shut the f* up. Barb: Hm? Steve Smith: [groans loudly] I'm just playing. I love you. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Frank Smith: It's been two days! My hair is still not falling out! Oh, my life sucks. Keiko the Ape: Bigfoot, you got to chill. This is pretty nice compared to the places I've lived. Frank Smith: Yeah, yeah. You know, have you ever heard of the movie "Congo"? Keiko the Ape: It's been in my Netflix queue, but I keep bumping it down. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Keiko the Ape: So what are you in for? Frank Smith: [sighs] I'm just trying to fix my one bad trait. Keiko the Ape: Okay, come on, now -- Your voice, it ain't shrill. Frank Smith: Hey, there isn't anything wrong with my voice! But, thank you. Keiko the Ape: [accesses inner dialogue mode] Why do I always get stuck with the weird ones? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Baby Cakes sees bigfoot as a pet who is actually Frank] Baby Cakes: [gasps] A BIGFOOT! YES! THERE IS MAGIC IN THE WORLD BESIDES ME! OH, DAD, GIVE ME A PILE OF PIZZA ROLLS, STAT! Professor Cakes: Hot damn, we're in business. Coming right up. Baby Cakes: [excited] I GOT TO GO DRINK PISS AND SHT! I MEAN, I GOT TO PISS AND DRINK! OH! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! – China, Il* Movie Quote	added 2 months ago

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