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Randy:
You better be careful with my walkie, Ricky.

Ricky:
It's my walkie now, Randy. You got suspended, remember? So fuck off.

Randy:
It's still my walkie!

Ricky:
I guess you didn't hear what I just said. First thing I said was "it's my walkie now", second thing is "you're suspended", and the third thing was, "fuck off".

Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Ricky:
Knock knock.

Bubbles:
Who's there Ricky?

Ricky:
A bootlegger...a bootlegger in the park and I hope it's not you that's doing it...'cause that would put me in an awkwardly situation

Julian:
Putting you in an awkwardly situation?

Ricky:
Yeah, I work for Lahey now. I just hope it's not you, Julian.

Julian:
Well, of course it's me that's doing it, you bonehead!

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Bubbles:
Well, when I was a little guy, I always wanted to go up into space, be a spaceman. But you gotta be able to see really fuckin' good to do that job. Some guy would take one look at me and say...'Uhhh, sorry sir, you gotta be able to see a little better than that.' I don't give a fuck.

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Ricky:
I haven't stolen a 10-speed in over 2 years.

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Saleswoman:
Hello? Hi! Excuse me? Um, I'm looking for Ricky. I have his encyclopedias.

Ricky:
Trinity, come with me. Daddy bought you some encyclopedias so you can get smarter and you won't be stupid like Daddy when you get older!

Saleswoman:
Hi, sweetie!

Ricky:
So what's the damage?

Saleswoman:
Well, with tax it is $4,728.33, and that is the cash price.

Ricky:
What? For a bunch of fucking books?

Saleswoman:
Well, if you don't have it that's fine, but I have to tell you, that's a one-time price only...

Ricky:
Oh no, shhshhshh no no no...I've got lots of money, I've got the money right here. What are they, fucking printed in gold or something? Jesus Christ!

Jim:
Is that all the money you got, Ricky?

Ricky:
Well, I got...I thought I had more than this. I could sell some stuff, Lahey. I'll have your money tomorrow. I gotta do one thing at a time here.

Jim:
Well, well, well. What's it gonna be, Rick? You gonna buy the trailer? Or are you gonna kiss my bare ass right now in front of all these good people?

[Ricky looks at Trinity, then gives the money to the saleswoman]

Cory:
Oh my God, he's gonna do it, dude! Holy shit, it's ass-kissing time, man! Right on!

Trevor:
You deserve this, Ricky!

Sarah:
My God, Lucy let's... let's get Trinity out of here right now.

Lucy:
Ricky, you did the right thing.

Ricky:
Let's fucking get this over with, Lahey.

Jim:
(unbuckles his belt) It would be my pleasure, Ricky!

Ricky:
Jesus Christ...

Jim:
Pucker up, boy! (pulls his pants down)

Randy:
Make it a quick one, Ricky!

Ricky:
Bite me, Randy.

[Ricky takes a big haul off of a wine bottle, gives Jim a peck on the ass]

Randy:
That's enough!

Trevor:
I can't believe he did that!

Cory:
Damn, that's sick, dude!

[Ricky spits]

Trevor:
I can't believe he did that! That's fuckin' gross, right?

Jim:
Well, I guess I won that one, Rick!

Randy:
Yeah, I hope you enjoyed that, Lahey.

Julian:
Leave him alone.

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Jim:
Where's the five grand, Ricky?

Ricky:
It's right here, Shitler.

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Ricky:
Well, I think somebody has been talking to Trinity and they've misleaded her around and basically they said that, you know, I'm drunk and stupid all the time, which isn't the case. Once in a while I get drunk, once in a while something comes out of my mouth that may not be the smartest thing in the world, but she shouldn't be worried about growing up drunk and stupid like me. That's not gonna happen. She's already smarter than me, you know, and she's only like 9 years old.

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Jim:
All right everybody, clear the area! Hand over the weapons, Bubbles.

Bubbles:
Go fuck yourself, Lahey.

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[after knocking Cory and Trevor off Julian's ice cream bikes]

Ricky:
Tripped 'em up with a hockey stick, no big deal, and fired a few shots at them. the way I see it I bought the bikes, I own 'em. Just like owning a target. You shoot at that, I shot at the bikes. Then Julian's got this attitude and fires a bullet at my brand-new car! Real nice! So I fired a shot at his new car. Spy for a spy, that's the way it works around here.

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[Bubbles is vacuuming the dirt off of Ricky with a Dustbuster]

Ricky:
Just a second, buddy.

[Ricky walks into Bubbles' shed to pee]

Bubbles:
Ricky, Jesus. You might want to close the door.

Ricky:
(to camera crew, drunkenly) Hey, stop fucking filming me in here.

[The camera crew zooms in on Bubbles]

Bubbles:
The fuck are you filming him pee for?

Ricky:
Turn off the fucking camera.

[Bubbles starts vacuuming Ricky's back while he pees]

Ricky:
(to camera) Fuck off.

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Julian:
So, Luce, can I ask you something?

Lucy:
Yeah, what?

Julian:
What's up with this lawsuit thing?

Sarah:
Look, Ricky doesn't even understand what child support is, Julian. He doesn't get the fucking concept.

Lucy:
I figure that a lawsuit will sorta clear his head a little, make him a little bit more responsible.

Sarah:
No, I don't fucking think so. The only way Ricky is gonna get any smarter is if he dies and comes back as a turnip. He just keeps on getting stupider, Julian.

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Ricky:
Trevor and Cory, what the fuck are you guys doing? I spent two grand on fireworks and I want to see some fucking fireworks! Come on!

[standing on the hood of the Shitmobile with fireworks going off behind him]

Ricky:
All right everybody, fuck it! We're gonna get drunk, we're gonna eat donairs tonight! And I plan on getting drunk as fuck tonight! Drunk as fuck!

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Lawyer:
I suggest you turn that camera off right now. If I see my face on TV or reproduced in any way, I will sue.

Lucy:
This is the guy, right here. The guy in the track suit.

Ricky:
Who in the fuck are you?

Lucy:
He's a fucking lawyer, Ricky.

Ricky:
And I'm a fuck offer.

Lawyer:
Richard, hi, I've heard so much about you. (hands Ricky some papers)

Ricky:
What the hell is this?

Lawyer:
Well, I guess you could call it a bill for being an asshole.

Ricky:
You better watch yourself, buddy. Bubbles, give me a hand with this reading stuff, please? (hands the papers to Bubbles) A lot of big words there, man.

Bubbles:
Three years child support payments you owe, Ricky.

Ricky:
Child reports? What? Now you got suit dummies making up big fancy word papers about me being a bad father because I'm rich now? This is bullshit, Lucy! I'm not a bad father am I, Trinity?

Lucy:
Ricky, a good father doesn't go to jail every year, OK?

Ricky:
Some do!

Lawyer:
I think you'll find those papers in order, Richard. See you in court.

Ricky:
(over megaphone) Think you're so big with your little suit and all your little college reading and stuff like that. Go fuck yourself! Lucy, you better not be banging him!

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Bubbles:
Well, Ricky's been living in the Shitmobile for...I don't know how many years now. Julian gave it to him when he had no place to go and...Ricky goes on about it, you know, how much he hates the fucking thing, but he's lived in it so long I think he really...he'd really miss it if he didn't have it.

Ricky:
There's a lot of history, you know, in this car. I've been living in this car and its been a big part of my life, but...You know, it's fucked me around quite a bit. Sometimes it stalls on you and it doesn't work right. You get to need to go somewhere and it's like 'No, you're not fucking going anywhere because I'm gonna fucking stall on you and it pisses you off!

Bubbles:
It was Julian's grandmother who owned it originally and she left it to Julian. And that's probably how most of the damage got done because she used to drive around here drunk all the time, smashing into poles and stuff. You think Julian goes around with a drink a lot, you shoulda saw her.

[the Shitmobile stalls out]

Ricky:
Yeah, you know what's coming, don't ya? You know what's gonna happen to you tonight!

Bubbles:
You know, he's always kicking it and being mean to it, but he loves that old Yorker. (unwraps a Tootsie Pop) Purple.

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Ricky:
You better chill out there, heavy metal dick.

Cyrus:
Why don't you go back to the bowling alley where you came from, helmet head?

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Julian:
What the hell happened to my trailer, boys?!

Cory:
Okay, chill. There's this guy named Cyrus. He just moved in here, there was nothing we could do about it. He has a gun, and he's nuts.

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Julian:
I want you outta that car in two days though, Ricky.

Ricky:
No more than two weeks, I promise.

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Ricky:
Me and Julian could definitely take care of the Cyrus thing. It's just that, Number One: we're on probation. Which is no big deal, but you know I don't really wanna go back to jail. And number two or three, or whatever the fuck number we're on...

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[Julian is throwing Cyrus' things out the window]

Cyrus:
Hey! That's my shit!!

[Kids come and take Cyrus' things]

Cyrus:
Hey! That's my shit!! That's my shit!!

Cyrus Obviously you didn't hear me when I said clear out your own shit. Now, I want a new TV, I want a VCR, and I want my porn tapes replaced because those were the creme de la creme.

Julian:
I want you out of this park.

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Edmund:
Would you care for a fresh pot of tea, Your Ladyship?

Lady Penelope Berrington:
Thank you, Edmund, but you ... You don't have to call me that anymore.

Edmund:
I beg to differ, my lady.

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Monica:
Gloria, you will find as you go along that God will give you what you need to know when you need it. The talent to sing, the skill of a surgeon, the eye of a photographer. Why, he's already given you the, the mind of a...

Gloria:
Computer? I have an unlimited capacity to process and store data and retrieve memory. I mean, I can tell you all the components of that rose over there, but...

Monica:
But?

Gloria:
I can't tell you why it's beautiful. Although, I did read this morning that a thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Monica:
Gloria, you've only been an angel for six days. You need to learn patience.

Gloria:
I need to learn everything.

Tess:
Yes, you do, and Monica and I have decided that an angel in training should have a solid background of the classics.

Monica:
You have a wonderful 21st century sort of mind, but, well, it's hard to be a techno-angel without some context in history.

Gloria:
History. Of course. I need to learn the history of the cell phone before I start actually using one.

Tess:
We were thinking of something a little more historical.

Monica:
We were thinking Genesis, Exodus, the Ten Commandments.

Gloria:
Ten? Is that all?

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Gloria:
[after revealing herself as an angel] Now, granted, I'm not as experienced as some. Well, most. Well, all the angels, actually. But God chose me to talk to you. So there's got to be a reason.

Dennis Loggins:
Maybe he doesn't think I'm worth wasting an experienced angel on.

Gloria:
Oh, no, I don't think it's that at all. I think it's because you and I think a lot alike.

Dennis Loggins:
What, I, I think like an angel?

Gloria:
No. No, I think like a computer. Or sort of like a computer; I analyze things. And so do you. You think A plus B always has to equal C. You think if you make a lot of money and you're successful, then you'll be happy. And you think if someone's hurt you, then you have to get revenge. But people aren't computers. And relationships aren't equations. And if someone hurts you, revenge isn't the solution. You fell in love with someone who wasn't meant to be yours.

Dennis Loggins:
That's not true.

Gloria:
Oh, Dennis, it is true. If Melissa was meant to be yours, she would've been in love with you, too. And I know it hurts to hear that, but think of everything that's happened because you wouldn't believe it. You took the wonderful, positive dreams that you had and used them to create a cruel fantasy of revenge, to force a happy ending on a story that was never meant to be. Well, you have the power to make it happen now. Is it making you happy? Ricky dreamed of being a football star once. And now all he can dream of is to just have his wife for one more year. They've lost their world. All their dreams have changed. And yet, in it all, Ricky has found his soul. While you've come so close to losing yours. In ten years, who has truly become a successful man?

Dennis Loggins:
[buries his face in his hand and sobs] Oh, my God. I wasted so much time.

Gloria:
Oh, but God can redeem time, Dennis. God created time. Just as He created you. He loves you. And He's given you all the time that you need right now to do the right thing. Will you do it?

Dennis Loggins:
I think God knows what He's doing. Because He sure sent me the right angel.

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[A dog barks off in the distance]

Ricky:
Shut up! You better shut up or I'll come out there after ya. I swear to God, I'll kill every one of ya!

Julian:
Ricky, would you shut up?! Go to sleep! (cuts to Julian inside the trailer) Well, I've been out of jail for a week now and it's time for me to make some important decisions in my life. I'm gonna go to community college.

Ricky:
Will you dogs please stop barking? I'm trying to sleep here.

Julian:
I'm either gonna become an electrician, a meat cutter, or I'm gonna get into television and radio broadcasting.

Ricky:
Stop fucking barking!

(Gunshots are heard as Julian runs out of his trailer to see Ricky firing his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky, what are you shooting at?!

Ricky:
Shut the fuck up! Squirrels and dogs and assholes! (fires off his pistol once more) Shut up!

Julian:
Ricky, Ricky! Hold your fire. (walks towards Ricky) What are you doing?

Ricky:
Shh, shh. Listen, listen.

[The dog continues to bark]

Ricky:
Asshole. (fires off his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky, what are you doing? We're on probation, man.

Ricky:
I'm trying to get some sleep here, Julian.

Julian:
Do you want to go back to jail?

Ricky:
I can't handle this livin' in a car shit.

Julian:
Do you want to go back to jail?

Ricky:
Listen to this shit. (fires his pistol again)

Julian:
Get in the car. (pushes Ricky into the car) Get in the car.

Donny:
STOP FUCKIN' FIRIN'!!

[Ricky honks the horn to get the dog to stop barking]

Donny:
WHAT IN THE FUCK?!

Julian:
Shut up!

Ricky:
I wish everyone would shut the fuck up out there.

Julian:
Ricky, what are you doing?

[The dog continues to bark]

Ricky:
Assholes. (brings out his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky! (stops Ricky from firing and attempts to take the gun out of his hand) Listen, give me that gun. (takes the pistol)

Ricky:
You don't know what it's like livin' in a car, Julian. I got insects and animals fucking me around in here.

Julian:
That's what you've got to deal with when you're in a car.

Ricky:
I can't sleep!

Julian:
Go to sleep. You know what? You're moving out of here tomorrow.

Ricky:
Why?

Julian:
'Cause you're driving me nuts. You're shooting guns off in the middle of the night.

Ricky:
It's not a big deal, Julian.

Julian:
Think, Ricky, think.

Ricky:
I can't sleep, is the problem.

Julian:
Go to sleep.

Ricky:
Can I have the gun back in case anything happens?

Julian:
No more of this shit.

Ricky:
I won't fire it unless I absolutely have to.

Julian:
You're not going to fire it at all. (gives Ricky his pistol back, then walks off) Go to sleep. Idiot.

[The dog continues to bark]

Ricky:
Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP! (fires his pistol)

Julian:
Ricky! Put that thing away!

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Ricky:
Smokes, let's go, gimme some smokes.

Randy:
I've only got two left, I'm not giving you any.

Ricky:
You're a fucking dick. Lahey, go fuck yourself.

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