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Ricky: Look, I can't speak without swearing, and I've only got my grade 10, and I haven't had a cigarette since I've been arrested, I'm ready to fuckin' snap. So I'd like to make a request under the people's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your courtroom. Because if I can't smoke and swear, I'm fucked. And so are all these guys. I won't be able to properly express myself at a court level, and that's bullshit. It's not fair and if you ask me, I think it's a fuckin' miss draw. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Prosecutor: This man can't represent anyone! Your Honor! He's a complete and total idiot! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Judge: Now although I am opposed to that kind of language in my courtroom, I'm going to allow it, as unfortunately it is part of your right to a fair trial. So you may proceed, but please, I want to remind you that this is not a carnival. Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ricky: Thank you. I just gotta get some cigarettes, actually. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ricky: Let's go, smokes! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Prosecutor: But I've only got two left! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ricky: I don't care. You've been a dick all morning. It's the least you can do for me! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Prosecutor: Oh, for the love of God. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Judge: Just the defendant, please. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ricky: My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor to shut the fuck up and wipe that stupid fuckin' grin off his face because it's distraculating my case. Next I want to announce that Lahey and Randy have been drinkin' all fuckin' day, they're wasted out of their fuckin' minds and they're both assholes. And the testimony they gave was total fuckin' bullshit. I can prove it and show you what really fuckin' happened here. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bubbles: Hi, Linda. Linda: Hi, guys. Ricky: Hoy are you doing? What's going on? Linda: Too bad. Bubbles: Listen, can we talk to J-Roc for 1 minute? Linda: Yeah, he's in his room. He can stand the noise. I made some pancake. You want some, Bubbles? Bubbles: Yes, please. Put some butter onto it. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Linda: Jamie! Jamie, your friends are here! Jamie? Turn down that damn music! What can year thing. Come on, Jamie! (opens the door) J-Roc: Mom? Linda: Ga fuck! You know what I'm sayin'! J-Roc: (turns off the music) Turn that shit off, muthafucka! I was gettin' changed, you knowemsayin'?! I don't want that shit on TV! Bubbles: Turn that thing off, he's pullin' his goalie! Ricky: Turn off the fuckin' camera. What the fuck are you doing, J-Roc? J-Roc: I was gettin' changed, mothafucka! Ricky: Changed my ass, you fuckin'. J-Roc: You non-knockin' muthafuckas! Ricky: That was fucked. Bubbles: That was a bit fucked. J-Roc: It wasn't that fucked, you knowemsayin'? I was gettin' changed. What's goin' on? Julian: Listen man, I got some good news for ya... get cleaned up and meet me back at the flea market. J-Roc: A'ight. (pats Bubbles' shoulder with the hand he changed with) Peace, Bub. Bubbles: Don't touch me. J-Roc: You ma-fuckas ain't gonna tell nobody that I was gettin' changed, right? Bubbles: No! Christ, no. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Jim and Randy get out of the Fuckmobile] Jim: Julian, what the hell's this shit? Julian: Not breaking any rules here, Jim. Why don't you take your place on J-Roc's property? Ricky: So I guess you 2 can fuck off! Jim: Julian, I told you I didn't want any shit in Sunnyvale. You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered, double barreled shit machine gun and the barrel's pointed straight at your own hits! Randy: So like, the barrel of the gun's bent back? Jim: Let's go, Randy. If these boys want to play hardball. We can play hardball too. Ricky: You guys are fucked, you know that? (grabs Randy) Get the fuck in you car! Jim: Clean this up! Ricky: Get the fuck out of here! Jim: You keep your hands off him, Ricky! Ricky! Bubbles: Shit! In you go, fatty. Jim: The day of reckoning is at hand boy! [Jim revs the Fuckmobile and Ricky gives Jim and Randy the middle fingers] Ricky: Later, boys. Oh fu... Reverse, dumbass! Randy: Ricky! Ricky: You guys are so fuckin' stupid. (gives Jim and Randy the middle fingers again and Jim touches Ricky's left hand) Randy: Get this cleaned up. Bubbles: Nice daze out there. Nice getaway, Lahey. [Jim drives the Fuckmobile backwards and Ricky gives Jim and Randy the middle fingers again] – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ricky: How's it going, Randy? Did you get everything done? Randy: Almost. Are those my burgers, Ricky? That's my burger, right? Ricky: No, Barb made these for me. Randy: I want my fuckin' burger, Rick! Ricky: Randy, I'll get yours later. You didn't finish your job. [Randy tries to take the burger out of Ricky's hand] Ricky: Fuck off Randy! Randy: Fuck you! Ricky: You get the fuckin' chicken chips- [Randy grabs the burger and tries to eat it as Ricky starts choking him] Ricky: Fuckin' asshole! Give me that back you fuckin' dick! Let go of it! Stop grabbing it! [Jim sees Ricky from his back view, making it look like Randy is trying to perform oral sex on him] Ricky: Get your hands of it! Get your fuckin' hands of it! Randy: IT'S MINE!! Jim: Smokey! [Lahey trips and accidently shoots the arrow towards Ricky and Randy] [Ricky gets shot in the back of his shoulder with the arrow] Ricky: [in pain] Fuck!!! What the fuck?! Ah, Jesus Christ! [Ricky takes out his gun and starts shooting aimlessly] Donny: WHAT IN THE FUCK?! Julian: What are you doing?! Give me that! Ricky: I'm trying to shoot whoever fuckin' shot me! Jim: Randy, how could you do that? Ricky: Jesus Christ!!! Randy: Do what? Jim: What you were doing with Ricky? Randy: I wasn't doing anything with Ricky. Ricky: Is that a fuckin' bow and... You fuckin' shot me! Jim: It was an accident, Ricky. I was trying to shoot a blue jay. Ricky: I'll show you a fuckin' blue jay! Julian: Ricky, it was an accident! Listen, you can call the cops on Lahey for getting shot with an arrow, but he can call the cops on you for firing a handgun out in the trailer park. They cancel out. Ricky: That doesn't even make sense, Julian. Julian: It's even, Ricky. Ricky: I don't have the right people words to make you understand the way it means to me, but something's fucked up here! Bubbles: Hold still, Ricky. [Bubbles lightly tries to pull out the arrow] Ricky AGHHHH!!! FUUUCK!!! Julian: Get outta here! [Julian pushes Ricky away as he grunts in pain] Randy: Ricky, you owe me two double cheeseburgers for cleaning up Julian's trailer! Ricky: I never said doubles, Randy! I never said fuckin' doubles! Where's my chocolate milk and chicken chips?! Julian: Rick, go home! Ricky: (to Randy) Fuck you and fuck your cheeseburgers! Bubbles: Everybody calm down!! For fuck's sakes! Is this all about cheeseburgers?! Randy: Yeah. Bubbles: Well, Randy, I've got burger meat and cheese at my shed. I'll cook some up for you on the barbeque if that'll diffuse the situation. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bubbles: J-Roc! Listen, Julian got out of jail early, he doesn't even know we're growing weed. I gotta create a distraction, J-Roc. Can you please let me say we got this car for him as a present? J-Roc: Bubbles, this is my brand-new whip, ma-fucka! Don't do that to me, you know what I'm sayin'? Bubbles: Come on, J-Roc! I'm in a jam. I got an idea... Two grams of blonde Lebanese hash? J-Roc: Let me check this shit out... Bubbles: (drops the hash) Shit! (hands J-Roc the hash) Check that out. J-Roc: Bubbles, that ain't even blonde, you know what I'm sayin' ma-fucka... (smells the hash) Bubbles: It's dirty blonde, though! Look, it's got blonde streaks into it, it's Lebanese... J-Roc: All right, Bubbles. Don't say I didn't have your back, you know what I'm sayin'? – Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bubbles: Julian, I'm craving some Chalet take-out. Come on, my treat? Julian: All right, all right! Bubbles: And then we're gettin' drunk, all right? Julian: Okay, thank you! Tyrone: Man, Bubbles, man, I would like some chicken, man. Get me a quarter chicken dinner, extra gravy. DVS: Fa sho'. Quarter chicken dinner, french fries, onion rings. J-Roc: Chicken-rib combo, extra roll, B. Bubbles: Boys, boys, come off it! This is distraction chicken I'm buying Julian! J-Roc: Oh, so now I'm like, 'you got my whip,' you know what I'm sayin', 'but I ain't got no chicken!' – Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jim: Look, you might have my job now, Ricky. But I got something you'll never have. Ricky: Yeah? What's that, Lahey? Jim: My Grade 11. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ricky: (honks horn) Get over here you little f... NO NO NO NO NO! Don't throw bottles at me! Don't throw bottles at me ever, OK? Now listen up. I want you to hit lot 423, hit it hard, OK? You guys know what flaming shit bags are? Good. Throw some of those in the mix. I got two big bags of chips. I'll give you one now and one when you're done. Move it out, boys. (bottle kids run off) He can stick his Grade 11 up his ass. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jim: Are you really this fuckin' stupid? George: Let's talk about stupid, Jim. I'm gonna put this in a way that even someone like you can understand. Remember the story of the little boy who cried wolf? In case you forgot, he was a little boy who cried for help because he said there was a wolf after him. Each time the people of the village came running, and each time there was no wolf. Eventually they got really tired of it. So when he calls for help because there's a real wolf after him, nobody takes him seriously. Nobody comes, because nobody cares. Do you see where I'm going with this, Jim? Jim: George, I know it looks like I'm off the. [George interrupts him] George: Listen. What we have here, Jim, is a shit wolf. Do you know what a shit wolf is? You never seem to have that crucial little thing called evidence. But each time you cry shit wolf, and each time I come running. No more, Jim. Never again. Jim: J... George: Now, I want you to tell me what the moral of the story is. Jim: George. George: No. Say it Jim. Say it. Jim: Never cry shit wolf. George: That's right. Now get your sorry ass out of here or you're spending the night in the drama tank. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ricky: Here's a little piece of hash, go to the stove, do some hot knives, get stoned, and get to work. Randy: I can't get stoned, Ricky Ricky: What do you mean? It's shitty work, everybody does that, all right? Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor cleaners, lawyers, doctors, fuckin' politicians, CBC employees, principals, people who paint the lines on the fuckin' roads. Get stoned, it'll be fun, get to work. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Julian: You're not prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again, are ya, Randy? Randy: Man's gotta eat, Julian. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ricky: You gotta come back to the trailer park right now. I got a job for you, it's gonna be perfect: Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor. Julian: (laughs drunkly) Assistant. Ricky: That's right, buddy. 4600 bucks a year. Bubbles quit and I could use a hand. I'm gonna straigten all the shit out man, things are gonna be cool. [Randy overhears] Randy: Hey Ricky, I'm looking for work! Bubbles: Fuck off, Randy! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bubbles: (as The Green Bastard) Boys! Green Bastard! Parts unknown! Cory and Trevor? Get the fuck in the ring! Ricky: You look good, buddy! Bubbles: Green Bastard! – Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Julian: Listen, why don't you try focusing on the weed a bit more, OK? Instead of being trailer park supervisor. You're fuckin' up, man. Ricky: Sounds like someone's a little bit jealous about me being supervisor. Julian: No, no, those plants are getting huge, Rick, OK? They're starting to scare me a bit. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004) Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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