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[Jack is asleep]

Wuya:
Jack, fire the laser! Jack!

Jack:
[He wakes up, screaming] Wuya! With you it's hard to tell if I'm coming out of a nightmare or going into one!

Wuya:
Just shut up and fire the laser.

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Omi:
These workers appear most focused on their work. And their eyes- they have the same 'nobody is home' look as Raimudo when he does his chores.

Raimundo:
[offended] Yeah, well... you're short and you have a big head.

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Kimiko:
Omi, look! Over there. It's the Tohomiko Electronics skyscraper!

Omi:
Tohomiko? That sounds most familiar to my ears.

Kimiko:
Hello? That's my last name.

Omi:
Oh? I never thought of you with a last name.

Kimiko:
And that's my Papa's building.

Clay:
[In amazement] Your daddy is Toshiro Tohomiko the video game tycoon?!

Kimiko:
Yeah, I can't wait to introduce you all to him, he's super cool!

Raimundo:
And super rich! [His eyes turn into dollar symbols. To Kimiko] Did I ever tell you that you are my favorite monk?

Omi:
[gigantic sad face] I thought I was your favorite...

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Jack:
Fearsome Four! I command you to… [thinks] laugh evilly! [they laugh] Now laugh evilly while… hopping on one leg! [they do so]

Wuya:
Stop playing, Jack!

Jack:
In a minute. Now, laugh evilly while… TAP DANCING! [the Fearsome Four dance and laugh as music plays in the background]

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Jack:
Hello, Xiaolin losers! Ready to admit defeat?

Omi:
Never! I will defeat you and the Fearsome Four!

Jack:
[mimicking Omi] "I will defeat you and the Fearsome Four." [gets in Omi's face] Dude, get over yourself!

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[After falling on ground while trying to stop Star Hanabi]

Raimundo:
Dojo, dude, how come you didn't just fly?

Dojo:
[With Clay's pants on head] Good idea. Just a little late.

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Kimiko:
I can't believe how badly we messed up.

Raimundo:
Now that Spicer is in control of the Fearsome Four there's no stopping him.

Clay:
Yeah. It's not everyday a fella is responsible for the end of the world.

Omi:
No! Stop! When Mala Mala first came together I could've called for your help. It is my fault. But I...ah choose to do it alone. I may have forgotten to mention that before.

Raimundo:
It dosen't matter now...woah!

[Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, and Clay are off the ball and they're falling on a ground]

Master Fung:
Working together is more then just fighting together. It is knowing how to use each other's strengths wisely.

Raimundo:
Hey, could somebody please translate.

Clay:
Well, I reckon Master Fung is speaking of our elements.

Kimiko:
In other words, we should focus on what we do best.

Dojo:
Cheer up, kiddo. You'll get another chance to save the world.

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Raimundo:
The Fearsome Four sound like they could use some anger management.

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Kimiko:
Omi, what happened?

Omi:
I am afraid, uh… Mala Mala Jong has come to life.

Raimundo:
I can't believe we got here too late.

Clay:
Oh, man, I feel more embarrassed than a mule at the Kentucky Derby.

[Back at the Xiaolin Temple...]

Master Fung:
According to the scroll, the rise of Mala Mala Jong will allow a new Shen Gong Wu to be revealed. It is called the Emperor Scorpion. Whoever possesses it will have control over all Shen Gong Wu. If we can find it, we can use it to break Mala Mala Jong apart before it turns into the Fearsome Four.

Raimundo:
Excellent! Great ending and not too long. Dragged a little in the middle though.

Kimiko:
Don't get too excited, Raimundo. Here comes the bad part.

Master Fung:
If the Emperor Scorpion falls into the wrong hands, the Fearsome Four will be unstoppable. This will be our only chance to save the world from certain destruction.

Raimundo:
Why does there always have to be a bad part?

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[Jack has copied himself with the Ring of Nine Dragons]

Old-looking Jack:
Foul!

Jack and Fat Jack:
I didn't touch you!

Fat Jack:
Did not... [they start fighting, old Jack also fights]

Wuya:
Stop! The Ring of Nine Dragons is for creating evil, not for copying yourself for your own amusement, or picking your teeth! [While big headed Jack does so]

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[Clay and Jessie rush over and touch the bag of Wu at the same time]

Jessie:
Looks like if you want your rewards, you and me are gonna have a Xiaolin Showdown.

Clay:
I accept. Your Silk Spitter against my Changing Chopsticks.

Jessie:
The game is Demolition Viper Bike Derby! First to make it out in one piece, wins.

Clay:
Let's just get this over with. Let's go. Xiaolin Showdown!

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Omi:
Very clever, using the Changing Chopsticks to shrink down our Wu and hide them in the cactus.

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Omi:
[sighs] This is the most disappointing event turning since the last...

Raimundo:
Is it possible you're going for TURN OF EVENTS?

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Raimundo:
Jake Spicer. Maybe we can warmed up by having a good ol' fashion butt kicking contest!

Jack Spicer:
[nervously smiled] Hey,..guys, I..I know what you're thinking.

Kimiko:
You couldn't possibly! Are you being screaming of little girl of screaming of yours!

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Bill:
Well we can hardly hope for that to fall on the right day. Well, not by accident.

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Raimundo:
Hey, Omi, everything cool?

Omi:
Yes, Raimundo. I believe everything is the correct temperature.

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Raimundo:
I can't believe something that small could put up such a big fight!

Omi:
[grabbing Raimundo's shirt] What! I am not that small!

Kimiko:
I think he was talking about Sibini.

Omi:
Oh, yes! He is very small.

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Dojo:
Hey, gang, got a live one incoming. It's the Shen Gong Wu called the Lunar Locket. Whoever possesses it, can control the phases of the moon.

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Jack:
[playing with the Lunar Locket Wu] Look at me! I'm the ruler of the moon. Watch! Look at it dance. Whoo-hoo! This is so awesome!

Wuya:
Stop playing with the moon, Jack. It isn't a toy.

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Jack:
He's wrecking my lair. Do you know how hard it is to come by a decent lair these days?

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Kimiko:
Can't stand the heat? Then get off the mountain, tin man.

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Omi:
You made your bed, Spicer. Now you'll have to eat it!

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Dude-Bot:
Just because we are mortal enemies, does that mean we can't be friends?

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Clay:
[After setting Raimundo on fire] I'm sorry, Rai, I couldn't help it. I smell my favourite meal and I-

Kimiko:
EVERY meal is your favourite meal, Clay!

Raimundo:
I can't believe your first loyalty is to a pork chop!

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