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Choo Choo:
But gosh Top Cat.

Top Cat:
It's the moment of decision: do we want other moochers movin' in and moochin' in our moochery? No, we must make a stand. And most of all, remember, it's not for us... it's for Tony and all the zebras in Africa.

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Top Cat:
I better shake him before he kills himself!

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Benny:
I don't think she likes us, T.C...

Top Cat:
That was the understatement of the year, Benny. But who cares? It's Chooch I'm worried about!

Fancy-Fancy:
Yeah, he probably heard everything!

Brain:
He's nowhere around, T.C.!

Spook:
Yeah, like he may have gone to... [makes a "gun to the head" hand gesture]

Top Cat:
Spook! Wash out your mouth with soap!

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Top Cat:
[inside the trash can] I hate to pry, sir, but what's happening?

Officer Dibble:
[carrying the can] You know that Hudson River cruise you wanted T.C.?

Top Cat:
You mean...?

Officer Dibble:
Yeah! I'm gonna let you have it! [tosses the can into the truck, and it drives away] Bon voyage, Top Cat! [laughs as he is satisfied about Top Cat leaving]

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Top Cat:
For the first time in my life I think I'm gonna faint! [faints]

Benny:
Hey Top Cat! Wake up! Talk to me! You still have a few days left! Gee, I better get him back to the doctor. We gotta keep him gone.

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[Top Cat receives a crate of bananas from Africa]

Top Cat:
[reading an attached note] "Compliments from a wide and grateful family. Signed, Eek-Eek."

Choo Choo, Benny, Fancy-Fancy, Brain, Spook:
"Eek-Eek"?

Officer Dibble:
What's all this "Eek-Eek" stuff?

Top Cat:
Oh, the boys got a touch of indigestion. Have a banana, Dib...

Officer Dibble:
Who're the bananas from?

Top Cat:
Oh... they're from an anthropoid!

Officer Dibble:
An anthropoid? That's nice. But getting back to chimpanzees, I'll always remember Marvo.

Top Cat:
[holding a banana] So will I, so will I! And why shouldn't I remember him? [eats the banana] After all, he remembered me!

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Top Cat:
Fellas, do you know where we are? Cape, and get this, Canaveral!

Spook:
Canaveral?

Benny:
You mean where they... "whoosh!"

Top Cat:
Uh-huh!

Choo Choo:
And get this: they "whoosh!" with us in the "whoosh!"-ster!

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Top Cat:
Well, stockholders, you requested a clarification of our company's position, so have a look. [the line goes up and down until it reaches the ground] We'd be even lower, but I ran out of room. Gentlemen, I hate to shake you up, but by now a depression would be an improvement.

Brain:
[clapping his hands] Here, here!

Top Cat:
As board chairman, may I move that the gentleman from the west side shut his yap?

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Top Cat:
Brain, the wanted poster gimmick up yet?

Brain:
Eh, just about, T.C., but I hate to do this to Cha-Cha Charlie. I think he's better looking than the Mayor!

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Top Cat:
Fancy, don't slop the paint so much. That's it. Now, curve it to that side street.

Fancy-Fancy:
[while painting] This is the job for me, T.C.! I'm an expert on curves!

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Saxman [2.6]:
Tom: Ok here we go. Alright let's take it from the top. 1,2,3,4 (singing) You're guaranteed to sleep. If we don't ask for you customer code, your second mattress is half-

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Mayor:
I think I liked you better dead Jeffy

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Elevator:
Welcome, CEO Tam Pietress

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Coach Harris (played by Gary Bucy):
I have never seen a more pathetic display of female cowardice and womanly stupidity!!

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Coach Harris:
How dare you open your mouth around me. You piece of trash. You worthless excuse for a motherfucking equipment boy. Don't you ever tell me how to coach these boys, or I'll cut off your head and shit in your neck whistle.

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Saxman [2.6]:
Tom: Great set man, cool really cool.

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Saxman [2.6]:
Mayor: Wow Lou, I gotta tell you this is just one heck of a.

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Saxman [2.6]:
Tom: (sighs) Alright here we go again. Now Saxman just try and focus with me here. Action!

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Saxman [2.6]:
'Mayor: Wow Tom this is really what I had in mind. Great video, great directing.

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Saxman [2.6]:
Tom: (In his bedroom, singing to himself) If we don't ask for you costum (clears throat) If we don't ask for your customer code your waterbed will be 10 percent off oooff ff.

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Cne [2.9]:
Doctor: Well there's really two ways to treat CNE. The first and easist is the simply examine your relationship with your wife.

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Mayor:
Okay lets see... party is a category C, small child, .. surprise party oh i love those! accessories... no. party for..? gibbons!? GIBBONS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cne [2.9]:
Mayor: It's what we like to call Irritable Semen Syndrome. That would explain the burning and the rash.

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Gibbons:
That sword is soooo awesome. Pretty good bargain for $800. nnaaaaaannnd I'm pretty sure it comes with an emerald sheath. _________________________________________________________________________________

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