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Wuya: [Talking to Omi] Soon you will be my greatest ally! Jack: I'll even write your own evil theme music! [dramatic music plays] Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun! Omi: This is NOT right! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Master Fung: The power of the Crystal Glasses should not be taken lightly. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Katnappe: Stop copy me! Two Jacks: Stop copy me! Katnappe: Quit it! Two Jacks: Quit it! [Katnappe look at the watch] Katnappe: That's it! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: Hello, I'm ready to showdown here. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: I would not count your ducks before they emerge from their shells! Raimundo: ...that one wasn't even close. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Master Fung: As soon as the user brings forth the power of the shard, he can move so fast no one can see him. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wuya: You thought I'd stay out of that box forever, didn't you? Omi: Yes, I did, Wuya. Well, another 1500 years would have been nice! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack: Me? Fighting for good? In a bathrobe? Forget it. Next time we meet, we're enemies again. [Is about to fly off when Omi grabs his trenchcoat and gives him sad eyes.] Jack: But maybe some time, if we're not fighting over Shen Gong Wu, we can all go for ice cream. My treat. Omi: Yes that would be most nice. We could get a Monday! Clay: Sundae. Omi: Even better! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wuya: How like Dashi to give you the tool but not the knowledge of how to use it. He always was a fool. A smart dresser, but a fool. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dojo: [after Omi's defeat] What happened? I blinked and missed it. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Raimundo: So, Clay? Can I give the Eye of Dashi a try? Clay: Sure thing, Raimundo. Omi: What? Why? I should try it before you. I found it. Raimundo: Your snooze, your lose! Omi: Then perhaps, I'll try the Fist of Tebigong on your head! Kimiko: Guys, knock it off! Or I'll Third Arm Sash your mouths shut! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Kimiko: You maybe those boots make you look like a dweeb. right, Jack? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: Yuck! This candy tastes most unpleasant! Raimundo: That 'cause it's lipstick. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dojo: [shivering] This water's cold. I'm tellin' ya, I don't know how my cousin, Nessie, stands living here! 'Course, if you ask me, she likes all the attention! "Hey, look! It's the Loch Ness Monster!" Scottish Man: [offscreen] Hey, look! It's the Loch Ness Monster! Dojo: See? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: [reading the "Ancient Guide to Females"] Oh yes! Females are easily frightened! Kimiko: [obviously irked] You're lucky you're cute, Omi. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack Spicer: Standard for my folk’s parties. Snobfest a-go-go. Ashley (Katnappé): So, are you Jack? the kid they’re all talking about upstairs? Jack Spicer: [Perking up hopefully] They’re talking about me?! Are they calling me a genius?! Ashley (Katnappé): More like “weirdo” Jack Spicer: WHAT’S SO WEIRD ABOUT ME?! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: I am very surprised Kimiko can lift such a heavy pot with her delicate female arms. Kimiko: [angry] WHAT!?!? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: The Golden Tiger Claws are inside that palace? Dojo: That's what this rash is telling me. Ohhh. Wonder if there's an ointment for this? Ahhhh-hhhh! Raimundo: How do we get in there? Clay: Maybe if we knock on the door and ask real nice like? Dojo: That's the Emperor Palace. They don't just let anybody in there. We need connections! Kimiko: Oh, no worries. I'll call my dad. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack Spicer: Stay out of this Ashley. Katnappé: My evil name's Katnappe, doofus. Jack Spicer: Who you calling' doofus, Kitty Litter? Katnappé: Who you calling' Kitty Litter, Robo-freak? Wuya: Enough! Cease your bickering. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: [points at Chameleon (disguised as Kimiko) taking the Shen Gong Wu to Clay and Raimundo] See? You see, you see, you see?! Clay: I see but…I do not wanna believe. Raimundo: NIFTY! I should've caught it at NIFTY! Omi: Imposter, show your true form! Kimiko (Chameleon): How about if I show you this instead? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack Spicer: Kimiko, meet Kimiko. Or should I say, meet your match. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Clay: Face it, Raimundo. He's all over you like stink on a skunk. Raimundo: Ah-ah! The master isn't through yet. Gotcha, don't I? Omi: No, the Ace is in your sleeve. I only hesitate because I'm thinking of Kimiko again. Or perhaps I should say, the one who CALLS herself Kimiko. Raimundo: You're tiger instincts are keen, bro. But your theory about Kim is… I don't know, it's- Clay: Buggier than a June bug? Raimundo: Yeah, it's buggier than a June bug. Omi: No. I am sure of myself on this matter. But if you will not listen, perhaps Master Fung will. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack Spicer: Oh, I’m leaving alright, and you’re coming with me! Kimiko: Oh, really, who’s gonna make me? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack Spicer: Jack Spicer, evil boy genius. [starts putting the Shen Gong Wu in his sack while singing a tune] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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