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Dr. Bronzino:
So many flowers... so little time.

Scully:
Excuse me?

Dr. Bronzino:
Pheromones, Dr. Scully. Heavy in the air. Nature's natural attractants. Driving the insect world to go forth and pollinate.

Scully:
I'm aware of how pheromones work. But according to this device there isn't a single pheromone to be found out here.

Dr. Bronzino:
Well, that can't be right. The bio-sensor we use is an actual fly antennae over which the pheromones pass. But I modified the EAG to measure in picograms which makes it sensitive to traces a mile in any direction.

Scully:
But I'm still not sure why you think that pheromones might cause an otherwise harmless fly to attack a human so violently, Doctor..

Dr. Bronzino:
Rocky.

Scully:
Rocky.

Dr. Bronzino:
Bugs are small-minded creatures, and therefore very predictable. They don't have moods, per se. They react to circumstance and stimuli, as they have been doing it for millennia.

Scully:
So what do you suppose they're reacting to out here?

Dr. Bronzino:
It may be the bugs are being somehow driven crazy with desire. You know, they say we humans respond to pheromones, too.

Scully:
Yeah, I tend to agree with that, yeah.

Dr. Bronzino:
'Women's dormitory syndrome' - It's believed that pheromones are the reason that women who live together share the same menstrual cycle.

Scully:
Fascinating.

Dr. Bronzino:
You know, when a male and female calliphorid fly mate they stay joined for up to one and a half hours. One and a half, doctor.

Scully:
You know, Rocky... I'm a mother.

Dr. Bronzino:
..Mothers are women, too.

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Doggett:
I've said it before and I'll say it again - The whole reason this case is attracting flies is because somebody's full of crap.

Reyes:
I think what we just saw was a show. Dylan Lokensgard caused those bugs to attack him to make him look like a victim instead of the perpetrator

Doggett:
Okay, but how? This guy's the horse whisperer, only with bugs?

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Caballero:
Why would you want to remember? You can't tell me you're happier now because you recall your life. I saw it all. So much pain... Why would you want to struggle so long and hard to get that pain back?

Doggett:
Because it's mine.

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Doggett:
(talking about his recovered memories) I'll take the bad, so long as I remember the good.

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Detective Van Allen:
(looking at Doggett) You Reyes?

Doggett:
I'm Doggett. She's Reyes.

Reyes:
Detective Van Allen?

Detective Van Allen:
That's right.

Reyes:
I appreciate your help on this.

Detective Van Allen:
What help is that?

Reyes:
On this investigation.

Detective Van Allen:
There isn't a lot to investigate. I mean, Victor Potts wasn't exactly one of the FBI's ten most wanted.

Doggett:
I think she means your insight into the way he died, Detective.

Detective Van Allen:
Don't have any. But I'm sure you'd rather talk to somebody who actually gives a damn, right? (walks off)

Doggett:
(to Reyes) ..Hate to say it but, he probably sums up most peoples feelings.

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[Reciting from his memory of a Desert Storm engagement, where he lays dazed seeing a 'Super Soldier' team trot away after effortlessly wiping out the enemy squad.]

Zeke Josepho:
Behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, and a brightness was about it.. And out of the midst came the likeness of four living creatures, and they had the likeness of a man... I knew why my life had been spared - That I was to deliver the message of these angels, of these sons of God.. To deliver the message of the god who came before all other gods.

[Concludes showing him in the present, standing on top of a dug-up alien spacecraft.]

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Scully:
It's true, John. She's gone.

Doggett:
I don't accept that - Look at her breathing. Her heart's still beating. There's got to be hope.

Scully:
There's no measurable electrical activity in her brain. Brain death is... indeed death, John. I'm sorry.

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Vyvyan:
It's a video nasty!

Rick:
It's a carpet, farty!

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Mike:
I'm waiting for that phone to start ringing and the world to start bidding any second now.

Neil:
Well, they better hurry up... coz Vyvyan's escaped...

[Right on cue, Vyvyan crashes through the kitchen wall on a wrecking ball trying to set off the bomb. He then enters the kitchen a moment later.]

Vyvyan:
Missed!

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[When Rick is asking who ate his apple.]

Vyvyan:
What were you doing, saving it for teacher? Trying to keep the doctor away?!

Rick:
If he's anything like you, YES! Did you take it, Mike?

Mike:
Well, if you're gonna sin you might as well be original.

Rick:
What's that supposed to mean?

Mike:
I don't know.

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[When Vyvyan visits Narnia and sees the White Witch and the driver, Shirley.]

Witch:
Come, sit next to me, child. [Vyvyan sits on the sled.] Have some Turkish Delight. Eurgh! Who's farted?

Vyvyan:
It's not me!

Shirley:
That's revolting! That's revolting! People like you should be put in little boxes tied up with string, and left in small dark rooms with out any electricity!

Vyvyan:
Who says?

Shirley:
For a month!

Vyvyan:
Who says?!

Shirley:
[weakly] She does.

Witch:
I did not! That's a lie, Shirley!

Vyvyan:
'Shirley'? Is that your name, then? 'Shirley'?

Shirley:
It's better than 'Vyvyan' by a longshot!

Vyvyan:
Oh, yeah? 'Shirley'!

Witch:
Oh, would you two shut up! Would you like some Turkish Delight, my child?

Vyvyan:
Not particularly. You got any kebabs?

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Neil:
Oh, what's the time?

Mike:
Vyv, here's your chance. [Shows him his watch.] See the big hand there?

Vyvyan:
Yeah.

Mike:
That's on the two, right.

Vyvyan:
Yep.

Mike:
And the little hand is on that one there just before the twelve, now what's that one?

Vyvyan:
Eleven?

Mike:
Perfectly excellent. So what's the time?

Vyvyan:
Er... half past five!

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Vyvyan:
QUICK! GET THE STIRRUPS! I'M GONNA HAVE MY BABY NOW!

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Vyvyan:
[clutching his stomach] OH! OH NO! The contractions are starting! I'm gonna have a baby!

Neil:
Quick, quick, Mike, Mike! Get some boiling towels... er, Rick, clean water. Vyvyan, Vyvyan, sit down, take the weight off your feet.

Rick:
What d'you mean "sit down"?! There aren't any chairs!

Mike:
Yeah, and all the towels have been burnt.

Neil:
Oh, no! We've got to buy some furniture for Vyvyan, quickly!

Rick:
We can't! We haven't got any money! Vyvyan's baby will be a pauper! Oliver Twist! Geoffrey Dickens! Back to Victorian values! [to camera] I hope you're satisfied, Thatcher!

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[Rick is warming himself by the broken fridge while Vyvyan is lying on a bed.]

Rick:
I was wondering if you'd thought of a name for your baby yet?

Vyvyan:
Shut Up or Piss Off!

Rick:
Oh, that's charming, isn't it?

Vyvyan:
No, no, those are the two names I'm considering. I mean, they'll be really handy in later life for getting into fights and things. Oh! Oh, it's kicking.

[His stomach moves rapidly up and down. Rick looks fascinated.]

Rick:
Er, Vyvyan. Would it be alright... I mean... can I have a bit... a bit of a listen?

Vyvyan:
Yeah, help yourself. You can hear it kicking.

Rick:
[Placing his ear on Vyvyan's bare stomach] I can't hear anything... all I can hear is... OW! [Vyvyan's stomach twitches violently, knocking Rick upwards.]

Vyvyan:
[Patting his stomach] That's my boy!

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Neil:
Oh, have we got a video!

Vyvyan:
If anyone else asks me that question I'm gonna stick their head through the window!

Neil:
Vyv? Have we got a video?

Vyvyan:
Right... come this way, Neil.

[He walks over to the window and literally pulls it off the wall. He then walks over to Neil.]

Vyvyan:
Sideways on. [Neil turns sideways.] Thank you.

[He smashes the window over Neil's head. But Neil merely looks confused.]

Neil:
I still don't understand. I still don't understand. Does that mean we've got one or not?

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Mike:
I don't know what it is, but every time I pull at Neil's ankles big flakes of crusty skin come off underneath my fingernails.

Vyvyan:
That's only his cornflakes, Michael. He keeps them in his socks to stop me from stealing them.

Rick:
What a nerdy! [to audience] I just initial mine individually with sticky labels.

Vyvyan:
[to audience] That doesn't worry me. I just eat the labels as well.

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Mike:
Ah, well. Boing!

(Jumps in the air and motions Rick and Vyvyan to do the same. The two exchange looks before following suit.)

Rick & Vyvyan:
(Jumping) Boing!

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Neil's Mother:
Dear me, what a... what a ghastly smell!

Neil:
Yeah, that's Vyvyan, Mummy. He's going to be a doctor.

Vyvyan:
How d'you do!

Neil's Mother:
Oh, fascinating! I think I'm going to be sick.

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Rick:
Amazulu.

S.P.G.:
Oh, is that right? I'm a Glaswegian.

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Vyvyan:
Where were we?... Ah, yes. Virgin.

Rick:
Yeah. Argh!

Vyvyan:
(chases Rick up the stairs) Virgin! Virgin!

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(When asked about his night he spent with the girl, but he has no recollection of what happened.)

Rick:
(awkward) Well... it was... sort of... sort of... sexy.

Vyvyan:
Oh, God. I think I'm gonna be violently and copiously sick.

Neil:
Go into really lengthy and vivid detail about the whole thing.

Vyvyan:
Well, I'm gonna bend over and open my mouth. And wait for the muscles of my alimentary canal to go into spasm...

Neil:
No, not you, Vyvyan! Rick.

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Harry the Bastard:
You owe me five hundred quid.

Vyvyan, Rick, Neil, Mike:
Well, what a complete bastard!

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Mike:
Vyvyan, have you ever heard of cloning?

Vyvyan:
(pause) No.

Mike:
Oh, good. Would you swear to that?

Vyvyan:
Certainly. If that's what you want. Big jobs!

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