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[Raimundo turns off the game Omi is playing and Omi starts crying]

Omi:
YAAH! MY LITTLE FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE DARK FORCES OF EVIL! [to the game] Po-chi are you in there?!Can you hear the sound of my voice?!

[Raimundo laughs and Kimiko punches him]

Kimiko:
Don't mess with the monk!

Raimundo:
[Grimacing] Girl, you hit hard!

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Omi:
And so our grand quest begins. Follow me, TO VICTORY! [From off-screen] I have no idea where I'm going.

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Dojo:
Can't believe I went from Temple Guardian to babysitter in less than a day!

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Master Fung:
It is your most solemn duty as Xiaolin Warriors to find all the Shen Gong Wu before Wuya does.

Raimundo:
[raises hand] I have a question.

Master Fung:
Yes, Raimundo?

Raimundo:
I saw my room, and no bed. Just a mat. What the dealy? [Everyone stares at him] Um, we can talk later...

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Dojo:
Wuya! Wow, the years have not been kind to you.

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Raimundo:
Right. Like we're gonna take directions from a gecko.

Dojo:
Gecko!? Don't ever call me gecko!

Raimundo:
Eh, my mistakes.

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[Meanwhile, meet the evil boy genius, Jack Spicer]

Jack:
I want to rule the whole world! All of it! Not some of it. Not just Iceland or Fiji. I wanna rule the whole world!

Jack-bot:
Pardon me, sir.

Jack:
What? Can’t you see I’m on an evil rant here?

Jack-bot:
Yes, sir, but your father sent you a gift from Hong Kong.

[Handing Jack a puzzle box]

Jack:
Oh, a puzzle box. Oh, let’s see. And my prize is...[Opens up the puzzle box revealing to be a mask] a mask? Lame. [Throws the box away] All right, back to world conquest. My favorite pastime. Now, let’s see. Europe might not be a bad place to start. Or is that too obvious? Could go in for the unexpected, like Paraguay. But is that enough of an attention grabber? Could go down through Africa, over to South America and...

Wuya:
Onward to Asia.

Jack:
[screamed in shock] Spooky ghost lady! Attack!

[Squad of Jackbots draw their chest blaster and fires at Wuya. Unfortunately, the projectiles ended up passing through Wuya's translucent ghostly form]

Wuya:
Plans for world conquest? My dear boy, we have much in common. What’s your name?

Jack:
Jack Spicer. Who are you? What are you?

Wuya:
Me? I’m your new best friend.

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Omi:
What is that? Is it magic?

Kimiko:
It's a PDA. I'm sending a message to a friend in Tokyo.

Omi:
A secret message?

Kimiko:
Nah. I'm just telling her I met a very strange kid who apparently doesn't know about personal space issues.

Omi:
Really? Who? [Points at Clay] Is it that guy?

Clay:
Not me, partner.

Raimundo:
It's you, chrome dome.

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[at the Xiaolin Temple, must deal with the new recruits, Raimundo Pedrosa, Kimiko Tohomiko, and Clay Bailey]

Master Fung:
Omi, I would like you to meet Raimundo.

Raimundo:
‘Sup?

Master Fung:
Kimiko.

Kimiko:
He said that? [gasped] Hey. No way!

Master Fung:
And Clay.

Clay:
Howdy.

Omi:
Master, where are the new students?

Master Fung:
Right in front of you, Omi.

Omi:
They are not what I expected.

Master Fung:
The best things in life rarely are.

Omi:
You are right, master. Welcome, my new and strangely-attired friends.

Master Fung:
I must be going, young ones. I can see there is much teaching to be done here.

Omi:
Yes, master. Much teaching indeed.

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Narrator:
Thousands of years ago, a furious battle was waged between the great and noble Xiaolin Dragon Dashi and the evil Heylin witch Wuya. This was the first Xiaolin Showdown. Wuya pitted her dark magic against Dashi and his mystical power objects, the Shen Gong Wu. In the end, Dashi triumphed, and Wuya was forever imprisoned in a simple wooden puzzle box. The threat averted, Dashi spread his Shen Gong Wu around the earth. For generations, they have secretly maintained the balance of good and evil. And a long line of Xiaolin Dragons has stood ready to face evil, should that balance ever shift.

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Xena:
In the third act, you had your hero throw himself over the cliff with no fear of dying. All for her. Do you really believe that kind of love exists?

Gabrielle:
That's what we all dream about, isn't it? Someone who looks so deeply into our soul that they'd find something worth dying for.

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Hope:
(to Gabrielle) Xena won't kill her own daughter. You know how hard that is.

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Xena:
I’ve been here before. This is where I first met Lao Ma. You’re very like her you know.

K'ao Hsin:
I’ve walked in her shadow all my life. Now, it seems, is no exception. But I wonder Xena, why do you look so troubled?

Xena:
There are people you meet who move in and out of your life like ghosts. And after they’re gone, you find that they’ve left a part of themselves with you. It's as if in some small way that their spirit helps define who you are or what you want to bring to the world.

K'ao Hsin:
Then it seems that my mother is still alive in us both.

Xena:
Your mother taught me compassion. It's a lesson that I want to pass on to this child. But you, how did you learn that without the benefit of her love?

K'ao Hsin:
Every day that passes in Chin without bloodshed passes because my mother played a part in the destiny of our homeland. Just look around Xena. Her lesson is her legacy. She speaks to me even now through the whispering wind. You wish to know where I learned compassion? All you have to do is listen.

Xena:
You are your mother's daughter.

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K'ao Hsin:
It must have been beautiful.

Xena:
Yes. I was cornered here, and your mother hid me in her bath, underwater. She gave me her breath to keep me alive.

K'ao Hsin:
She died in this palace, didn't she?

Xena:
That’s right.

K'ao Hsin:
Then this is the perfect place to study. In the presence of her spirit.

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K'ao Hsin:
"The entire world is driven by a will-- "blind and ruthless. "In order to transcend the limitations of the physical world, one must cease desiring,

K’ao Hsin/Xena:
-and become what we desire.

Xena:
"To conquer others is to wield power. But to conquer ourselves is to know the way." Lao Ma's power came from her purity of thought.

K’ao Hsin:
Then with purity on our side, Pao Ssu will be easily defeated.

Xena:
No. Pao Ssu has her own kind of purity. The purity of hatred.

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Xena:
Hey, K'ao Hsin, what do you think? Huh? - What's wrong?

K'ao Hsin:
I'm plagued with doubt and fear. I can't still my mind.

Xena:
Fear of what?

K'ao Hsin:
My sister's hate. I hear her words echoing through my mind, telling me that I am weak. And she's right! I'll never have the strength to defeat her.

Xena:
Wrong. It takes great strength to show compassion. Lao Ma taught us both that. That's what we're going to need to beat Pao Ssu.

K'ao Hsin:
I don't understand.

Xena:
Yes, you do! [ Softly ] You do. You said yourself. Lao Ma lives on in her legacy. And each of us holds a part of that. Her blood is in your heart. Her lessons are in mine. If we focus together, we don't need the book.

K'ao Hsin:
"The hawk and the dove must be made one with the wisdom." All this time, I thought it was Pao Ssu. But it's you.

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Xena:
"Knowing the way is like being a child."

K'ao Hsin:
"Laughing and crying all day without being hoarse."

Pao Ssu:
"Small people hate loneliness. But the master makes it her home." "Her source. Her mother. For she knows it allows her to be one with the universe."

K'ao Hsin:
"The master knows no expectation. Therefore, no disappointment."

Xena:
"And thus, she stays young forever."

Lao Ma:
"To conquer others is to have power. To conquer yourself is to know the way."

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Cyane:
Queen Gabrielle.

Gabrielle:
wakes up startled Not tonight.

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Xena:
reading one of Gabrielles scrolls to Eve "I sing of the wrath of Callisto, the pain of Gabrielle, and the courage of Xena and the inevitable mystery of a frienship as immortal as the gods."

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Cyane:
You tricked us!

Xena:
You pronounced him dead yourself. Nothing says he has to stay dead.

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Athena:
It's true you can kill Gods but at 4 to 1, it's not great odds.

Xena:
: Not for you.

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Gabrielle:
For once Xena, I'd like to be the Roman noble and you be the slave.

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Xena:
(to Gabrielle as she lay dying) Gabrielle, you're the most pure thing in my life... (to Eve) ...and you're my great hope.

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Ares:
You're not going to kill me, are you.

Xena:
Why ever not?

Ares:
Because I love you. Yeah, I love you.

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