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Ricky:
Bubbles, are you sure we gotta play space here? This is kind of stupid.

Bubbles:
Come on, Ricky, look at this! This is awesome! Mission control this is Commander Bubbles. I'm getting an NPS warning light on the link monitor control subsystem. I'm requesting reallocation to main OMS firing to CDS at level six, please advise.

Julian:
Copy there, Commander. Reallocating there, Commander Bubbles.

Bubbles:
Try some, Ricky!

Ricky:
(sighs) Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is rocket ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator in engine number 4, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Uh, hopefully they got some space weed, over. How's that buddy? I don't fuckin' know!

Bubbles:
Ricky, that's not very good. Use space words, real ones, not talkin' about space weed!

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Ricky:
Life for me now is just so fucking great. I just grow lots of dope, spend time with Lucy and Trinity....Things are going really, really well. And Lucy is being so fucking cool, I get drunk three or four times a week with my friends, get stoned, play video games. I just don't know how life can get any better than this.

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added 7 months ago

Ray:
How's it going? 5,200 bucks a year! Come on! Life's good.

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Ricky:
My dad's the Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor now. He just fucking loves it. I mean he basically doesn't do a fucking thing. Just drives around, has some drinks, and says high to people. It's awesome.

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Bubbles:
I remember Halloween 1977 like it was yesterday. I remember everything about that night.

Ricky:
Well, I didn't even smoke dope back in '77, so I can tell you exactly what happened on Halloween.

Julian:
I remember Halloween 1977 perfectly.

Ricky:
We dressed up as people from Star Wars and I remember Julian copied off me. I don't even remember what I dressed up as. Luke Skywalker or Dark Vader or something but Julian copied off me. Bubbles was the gold guy, I remember that.

Bubbles:
Had my C-3P0 outfit on. I remember the way the moon was gleamin' off the gold. I just wanted to get candy and Julian was on the liquor. I mean, we were only kids but he was still drivin' liquor into him.

Julian:
Then we see Lahey coming home. He just got off duty. Parked his car, got out. Ricky decides he wants to fuck over his cop car.

Ricky:
Bubbles or Julian, I can't remember which one, it was probably Julian but I think it was Bubbles, said 'let's go mess around with his cop car over here'.

Bubbles:
Julian had the idea, he wanted to get into some 'mischief', I remember is what he called it. And he wanted to go push Lahey's car, put it out of gear and see where it would roll to.

Ricky:
They put the car out of gear and started pushing it.

Bubbles:
Put it out of gear and off it went and it picked up way more speed than they thought it would and it crashed right into a fuckin' trailer. I remember thinking, "Oh my God. Now we did it".

Ricky:
And Lahey, he was a cop back then, it was his car, he ran out. All he wanted was to take Julian's liquor cause Julian was drinking big time back then. Julian fought him for it, liquor went up, got spilled all over Lahey and his uniform. He finally got the liquor, got back to his car and was trying to get car unstuck from the trailer in reverse and liquor spilled all over his crotch.

Julian:
Next thing you know, George Green shows up, he was Lahey's partner.

Ricky:
He's the stupidest cop there is and he thought Lahey was drunk, pissed himself. It did look like he was drunk and pissed himself, but he wasn't drunk. I don't think he even pissed himself at all, so it was a misunderstanding.

Bubbles:
He started saying, "Now listen, George, this isn't what it looks like", and George told him he was drunk and as they started arguing all that did is make Lahey look more drunk and crazy than he actually was back then. And next thing, Lahey's under arrest and it was our fault.

Ricky:
It came down to two choices and Lahey, well, he resigned. I just can't believe that Julian and Bubbles, they- they ruined Mr. Lahey's life.

Julian:
He lost his career, he lost his marriage, went down the tubes and he lost his mind.

Bubbles:
Mr. Lahey used to be nice back then and we turned him into a drunk, crazy lunatic.

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Jim:
Halloween 1977, Jules. You remember, don't you, Bubbles? Yo, what's at work here? It's the shit-tectonics. When two shit-plates strike, and come together under incredible pressure, what happens, Bubbles?

Bubbles:
What, Mr. Lahey?

Jim:
Shit quake. May the Force be with you gentlemen, and may I be with the Force.

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Ricky:
Randy's got some fuckin' nerve throwing everybody out of this park. That big, cocky prick, he's fuckin' up to something, I know he is. Something to do with us, trying to set us up or some shit. If Randy thinks he's smarter than me, he's wrong.

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[Sam gets out of the pick up truck]

Sam:
Barb.

Barb:
Hi, Sam.

Sam:
Hey Randy, do you wanna sign this so I can get started please?

Randy:
Sign what?

Sam:
It's a purchase order.

Randy:
Purchase order for what?

Sam:
To pave the park.

Randy:
I didn't call to have the park paved.

Sam:
I got an emergency call to get down here and pave the park right away. Sign it so I can get started.

Randy:
I didn't do it, Sam. I didn't call ya.

Sam:
Fuck, there's your name. Randy Bo Bandy. Now sign it so I can get started.

Barb:
He said he didn't call, Sam!

Randy:
Bo Bandy? I didn't call. I didn't call.

Sam:
Once I start that truck, I'm on the fucking clock, okay? So sign it so I can get started.

Randy:
I'm not signing shit! Why don't you go back and pave your cave, ya fuckin' caveman.

Sam:
The fuck did you call me?

Barb:
Well... you are a caveman, Sam.

Randy:
Yeah! A fuckin' caveman!

Sam:
Listen Burger Boy, you fuckin' pay me right now! You pay me right now! You fuckin' pay me right now!

[Randy and Sam fight each other]

Barb:
Randy! Sam! Sam! Randy!

Ted:
Alright. You guys are under arrest for breach of the peace.

[The cops arrest Randy and Sam]

Sam:
Motherfuckers every time I come down here!

Randy:
Ted, it's not my fault!

Ted:
I gotta deal with you here, Randy.

Randy:
Ted, this is bullshit! I was just trying to have a nice cheeseburger picnic and it got all fucked up! SON OF A BITCH! FOR FUCK'S SAKES! THIS IS FUCKIN' BULLSHIT!

[Ted opens the back door, puts Randy in the police car and closes the back door]

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Ricky:
That's nothing, Julian, me and my old man made 70 bucks from recycling last week.

Bubbles:
70 bucks each?

Ricky:
No, 30 bucks each.

Bubbles:
(to Ray) 30 bucks each? Ray, that doesn't add up.

Ray:
Moving on, Bud...

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Jim:
Feel that?

Randy:
Feel what, Mr. Lahey?

Jim:
The way the shit clings to the air, Randy.

Randy:
Shit clings to the air?

Jim:
It's already started, my dear good friend.

Randy:
What started, Mr. Lahey?

Jim:
The shit blizzard.

[Jim takes a huge sip out of his liquor bottle]

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Jim:
Randy... I got one-hundred dollars here for groceries, I got one-thousand and four-hundred dollars here for liquor, and I got six-thousand dollars for you to go and bail out a couple of shit puppets. We might need a couple of more shit puppets for our play, and they gotta be angry shit puppets, Randy. And you gotta make em angry shit puppets, and you say whatever it takes to make them angry, but they're not angry at us Randy. Shit puppets are supposed to be angry at other shit puppets... take the bus.

Randy:
Mr. Lahey, they could kill one another.

Jim:
Wouldn't that be nice?

Randy:
Yeah, but we can't be involved with murder.

Jim:
Exactly, Randy.

Randy:
Mr. Lahey, is this you talking or the liquor?

Jim:
Randy.

[Jim takes a big sip out of his liquor bottle]

Jim:
I am the liquor.

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Trevor:
What if we drove down midnight pass road?

Cory:
No, man. If we go up this way, we stop at Mimar's Arcade right there.

Ricky:
What the fuck? What him my idiots tell why there's only 10 fuckin' carts left in that truck instead of 20!

Cory:
Yeah. We had to move 10 off.

Ricky:
Oh, you moved 10 off. Did you hear that, Julian? Precious little Cory and Trevor fucked up and took 10 carts off the goddamn load.

Julian:
Your order's for 10 carts, Rick. You fucked up.

Ricky:
What the fuck are you lookin' at, Trevor?

Trevor:
Fucked up, Ricky. You know what else? You're wearing the same dirty clothes since you got out of jail. Fuck up, man.

Ricky:
What did you just say to me?

Bubbles:
Uh-oh.

Ricky:
Knock knock, Trevor.

Trevor:
I'm not gonna say who's there, man.

Ricky:
You just did you fuckin' idiot.

[Ricky rips Trevor's pants]

Bubbles:
Ricky! Ricky!

Trevor:
Those are my new pants!

Cory:
What are you doing?

Bubbles:
Ricky!

[Julian gets out of the car]

Julian:
Boys! Boys! We're supposed to be workin' like a team here! You wanna be on the winning team that makes a shitload of money or do you wanna be on the losing team that goes to jail, Huh? Apologize to him!

Ricky:
I'm not apologizing to him.

Julian:
Cory, move. Apologize to him.

Ricky:
I'm sorry I ripped your pants off, Trevor.

Trevor:
It's alright, Ricky. Shit happens, man.

Ricky:
Do you want your pocket back, Trevor?

Julian:
Here's some gas money. Cory, get over here. Gas money and here's twenty for a new pair of pants.

Trevor:
Thanks a lot, Julian.

Julian:
Alright, no speeding. Put on your seatbelts. Don't fuck around.

Trevor:
See you later, Ricky.

Ricky:
Do a good job, boys.

Bubbles:
Ricky, you ripped his fuckin' pants right off.

Ricky:
I don't know what happened. I'm just so stressed out lately. I fucked up. He was fuckin' standin' up to me though. He better watch himself or he's gonna lose a fuckin' friend. I'll tell you that.

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Jim:
You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?

Bubbles:
No.

Jim:
Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, Bubs. Hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.

Ricky:
What the fuck are you going on about?

Jim:
Can you hear it?

Bubbles:
No, I don't hear anything.

Jim:
Oh, but you will, my sorry little friend, when the ol' shit barometer rises and you'll feel it too. Your ears will implode from the shit pressure. You were warned, Bubs. But you picked the wrong side. Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a-comin'.

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Ray:
Low profile, Julian? What, are you reading books again?

Julian:
What's wrong with reading books?

Ray:
Nothing wrong with reading books, but there's only one book that counts, it's the Bible. It says to help your friends.

Julian:
Does it say anything about you ripping off insurance companies, pretend you're in a wheelchair, then getting caught drunk dancing with hos making porn flicks?

Ray:
It's open to interpretation Julian, it's the Bible.

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Ricky:
Dartmouth Regional Vacational School? Julian, are you fucked in the head? I thought we weren't going to fucking high school. I can't go to fucking vacational school.

Julian:
Rick, you're not selling hash in high school, alright? You're old enough to be a teacher in high school, Rick. Think.

Ricky:
Yeah, but the learning thing that you get at fucking spoken out and trying to get up in there and then you gotta. Fuck.

Julian:
Rick, Rick, Rick.

Ricky:
I can't do this, man. My brain doesn't work this way. It's not college level.

Julian:
This is the perfect place to sell hash. We are not gonna get caught. Everything'll be fine. Come on.

Bubbles:
You'll do alright, Ricky.

Julian:
Think about this, think about your daughter, think about Lucy. They're gonna be impressed with you. They're gonna be so fucking proud of you, man Come on, let's go.

Ricky:
Julian, this brain barely got through fucking Grade 7. Well, Julian's been all paranoid lately with fucking Lahey and all these books he's reading, for fuck sakes. He says it's too risky for me to have a bunch of hash on me around schools that do these random searches, so he used this big-smart-thinking stuff to come up with this new plan where basically I just take orders for hash in the daytime, get people's locker number and combinations, then at night, we break in to the school, if there's money in the lockers, we just drop the hash off there. Use the honor Lee system. And hopefully it's gonna work out good. Boys, they're not gonna let me in here. If they do, there's not a fucking chance in hell I'm gonna get a greeting card. Think about it, I'm stupid.

Julian:
Rick, listen to me. Don't let school shit distract you, okay? You're here for one reason and that's to sell drugs, okay? Stay focused, man.

Bubbles:
There's two ways to look at it, really. Either you go to school to learn, or you go to school to sell drugs and Ricky's here to sell drugs. I mean, maybe if it was under different circumstances, he could learn something, but Julian wants him just to sell drugs. It's kind of ironic, really.

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Ray:
Randy, why don't you ask Jim where he's been for the last few nights between three and five or nine and eleven fifteen? Go ahead, ask him where he's going.

Randy:
Well, he's playing bridge at the hospital, Ray!

Ray:
Playin' bridge my arse! He's going down to the strip club gettin' drunk every night and tellin' everyone he's off the booze. And you know why, Randy? Because Jim Lahey is a fuckin' drunk and he always will be!

[Randy grabs Jim's water bottle]

Randy:
Gimme a drink!

Jim:
Randy.

Randy:
Gimme a drink!

Jim:
Let it go, Randy!

[Randy lets go of the bottle and it splashes all over him as Jim pulls away; Randy puts his tongue to the liquid that spilled on his hand]

Randy:
It's vodka!

Jim:
131-proof, straight up. I'm fuckin' wasted!

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Terry:
Don't point the fucking gun at me!

Dennis:
Put the fucking guns down!

(As the boys continue arguing, Julian unintentionally points the gun at Obaa-Chan as she's walking by with snacks, unaware of--or ignoring--what's going on)

Dennis:
Don't point the gun at my grandmother!!

Julian:
I'm just taking a look at it!

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Ricky:
(to Lahey when he says he's sorry) Oh, you're fuckin' sorry are you? What do you wanna do, play a big song on the Magdalene? (imitates someone playing a violin with a bow) You're fuckin' sorry? Bullshit you're sorry. (Ricky appears to be confusing a mandolin with Mary Magdalene).

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Ray:
Cory and Trevor fucked you guys over big-time, OK? That's what's going on. They fucked you over big-time. They took all your money, it's all gone, you don't own the park, everything is fucking gone. They took everything, boys.

[brief pause]

Ricky:
[dumbfounded] Dad, I don't know if I understand you right here. You're saying Cory and Trevor...th-they fucked up?

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(upon seeing his shed piled with liquor bottles)

Bubbles:
It's a liquor-lanche!

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Bubbles:
My God, Ricky! I think it's a letter from my mom! (reading letter aloud) Dear Bubbles: Merry Christmas. Sorry we're not there with you. It was the hardest thing we've ever done, when me and your dad had to pack up and leave you, but some very dangerous men were coming after your daddy, for his gambling, fighting and shooting his mouth off, drunk down at the legion. We never wanted to put you into any jeopardy so we had to leave fast. Hopefully some day you'll understand. P.S.: I've asked Julian's grandmother if you could stay with them for a bit. She said no problem, Julian would look after you. You're lucky you have a friend like Julian and that Richard boy who you try to help out with his school work.

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Ray:
Boys! Let's go. We have to get to church. Let's go.

Ricky:
Dad, I can't go to church. Got a bunch of dope from jail and we're going down to the pool hall to make some money!

Ray:
Ricky, it's Christmas. We're going to church. That's the way it goes.

Julian:
Ray, I've got gifts to sell. I'm not going to church. I can't go to church...

Bubbles:
I'm not going to church. I have no interest in going...

Ricky:
Dad, I gotta sell my dope...

Ray:
Way it goes! Way it goes, boys.

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Ricky:
I'm sick of looking after everybody. I mean right now, I mean, everyone's at my Dad's place. Fucking using my car. Now he's borrowing my fucking gun. It's bullshit. You know if he thinks he's better then me, wants to go down, take care of himself then good 'cause I don't want to look after him anymore, and I'll look after myself. And when he gets back here he's gonna see who...fuckin' looks after who...better than...the other person.

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Ricky:
I saw Director's Cut, that was fuckin' awesome.

Bubbles:
Ricky, that was Blade Runner: The Director's Cut. That's not the name of the movie.

Terry:
Dennis, what the fuck is going on here?

Dennis:
Terry, can you do me a fucking favour and just chill out a little bit? All right? Everything is under control. Fuck, j-just chill out for a bit. Just sit down or somethin'...

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