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Prowl:
How do you know Circuit Su?

Lockdown:
Never cared much for Yoketron's spiritual crud but I did like that helmet.

Transformers: Animated, Season 3  Show Quote

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Scooter:
Congratulations, Kermit.

Kermit the Frog:
On what?

Scooter:
That photographer from Tongue Magazine. You and Miss Piggy are being secretly married down in Las Vegas.

Kermit the Frog:
[Gasp and shocked] Piggy, PIGGY?!?

Miss Piggy:
Yes, mon cheri?

Kermit the Frog:
Piggy, have you been planting items about us in the gossip papers again?

Miss Piggy:
Um, well... what would make you think a thing like that?

Kermit the Frog:
That photographer who was just a slight exaggeration here. He was from Tongue Magazine.

Miss Piggy:
Oh. Well, it was just a teeny tiny item.

Kermit the Frog:
IT WAS A COVER STORY, ABOUT US BEING SECRETLY MARRIED!

Miss Piggy:
Well, it was a slight exaggeration.

Kermit the Frog:
THAT'S A BOLD-FACE LIE, PIGGY!!! I WILL NOT STAND AROUND WHEN YOU DO DUMB THINGS LIKE THAT! YOU HAVE DONE TOO ME TO MANY TIMES, PIGGY. I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT! NO, I WON'T STAND FOR IT!

Miss Piggy:
Then what are going to do?

Kermit the Frog:
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I AM GOING TO DO, PIGGY! I AM GOING TO "FIRE" YOU! PIGGY, YOU ARE FIRED! YOU ARE FIRED, PIGGY! YOU ARE FIRED, FIRED!!! [growls angrily from his meltdown]

Miss Piggy:
[shocked] You're kidding.

Kermit the Frog:
I am "not" kidding.

The Muppet Show, Season 5 (1980-1981)  Show Quote

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Narrator:
Is this the end of Pigs in Space?

Audience:
YES!

Narrator:
Then tune in next time for another....

Audience:
NO!

Narrator:
All right, then, don't. See if I care.

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Fozzie Bear:
[running on-stage] Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! [the crowd boos loudly at him; runs off-stage] Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a!

[Waldorf holds up a score card that says "1"]

Statler:
You gave him a one?

Waldorf:
He's never been better.

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Statler:
I'm going to see my lawyer!

Waldorf:
Why?

Statler:
I'm going to find out if you can sue a show for breach of taste!

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Statler:
How come chickens are getting so big on this show?

Waldorf:
Well, chickens thrive on corn. [both laugh and clucking]

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Miss Piggy:
Holy guacamole! This looks like a job for Wonder Pig!

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Scooter:
Lynda Carter, Lynda Carter?

Lynda Carter:
I know, I know, 20 seconds to curtains.

Scooter:
WOW! You can read my mind!

Lynda Carter:
No! I am reading the script.

Scooter:
No! Kermit wouldn't allow a script.

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Waldorf:
Well, this has been an evening to remember.

Statler:
Why?

Waldorf:
I forgot. [Both laugh]

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Kermit:
What do you do, Mark?

Mark Hamill:
[imitating Kermit] Oh, uh, well, you know, I've been known to do impressions. Yaaay!

Kermit:
Mm-hm. Who do you do? [Mark looks perplexed]

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Waldorf:
Do you think there's life in outer space?

Statler:
There's certainly none in this theater. [both laugh]

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Kermit:
Well folks, our own Scooter has prepared an act for us. He can't play very well, but he's worked very hard on this, and after listening to Mark and Angus Gershwin Gargling, anything should sound good.

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Beauregard:
Boy, that Old Gypsy Lady gave me a great introduction for the closing number, now that I became his hero, I get to take over from here. (clears his throat) Now let's thank our guest star, the king of nuttiness, Jonathan Winters! YAY!

Jonathan Winters:
Oh, Thank you, Beauregard, my props have came back. I have never so felt alive before, it was a nice Svensky. For me? A crown! Finally! (puts on his crown) Thank you.

Beauregard:
That's it for now. I'll see you next time on The Muppet Show.

Gonzo:
(gasp!) Your majesty!

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Scooter:
Kermit! Kermit! I've just learned a terrible thing.

Kermit the Frog:
What now?

Scooter:
I just met that old gypsy woman in the alley.

Kermit the Frog:
Mm-hm.

Scooter:
She made a dire prediction!

Gonzo:
A dire prediction? (two chickens faint) I was right.

Kermit the Frog:
So — so, what was the dire prediction?

Scooter:
Well, the old gypsy woman said that, in the final stages of the curse, Jonathan Winters would turn Swedish!

Gonzo:
(gasp!)

Kermit the Frog:
I don't believe it.

Gonzo:
Girls, did you hear that? In the final stages of the curse, he'll all be... (doing the Mock Swedish Dance) Look at me, I'm dancing.

Kermit the Frog:
Gonzo!

Scooter:
Oh, it's happening already. Gonzo just turned Dance Swedish! Soon everyone'll — (doing the Mock Swedish Dance)

Fozzie:
Scooter! Kermit — listen to Scooter! He — (doing the Mock Swedish Dance)

Kermit the Frog:
Fozzie!

Fozzie:
What?

Kermit the Frog:
Hey, listen to me, everybody! Uh, hey, listen, there's nothing terrible about turning Swedish! I mean, some of my best friends are Swedish.

Fozzie, Scooter and Gonzo:
Nothing terrible? Oh. (muttering) Who?

Kermit the Frog:
The Swedish Chef.

Lew Zealand:
Victory is mine! Stand up and do the Mock Swedish Dance! Yeah! (doing the Mock Swedish Dance)

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Beauregard:
It's almost time for the closing number. I'll let you know.

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Beauregard:
And now, to scare him away, here they are, The old gypsy lady, Annie Sue, and some gypsy pigs singing their story song "Golden Earrings".

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Kermit the Frog:
Uh, it's a real honor to introduce our special guest star tonight, ladies and gentlemen. He's a comedy genius, a man of a million characters, and here he is now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. —

Beauregard:
Allow me. (pushes Kermit away) Grand News. I found his old props and this will surprise him.

Jonathan Winters:
Please! Please. Help me. The gypsy curse is upon us, I tell you.

Beauregard:
Observe. Of course, I can help you.

Jonathan Winters:
(sobs) You can? Oh, thank you, Beauregard, All my props are gone! I'm — I'm ruined! I'm ruined.

Beauregard:
(to Jonathan angrily by slap face) No, you're not! (to the lens) Watch this. (to Jonathan angrily) You mean your props, like this? (shows Jonathan to his Props)

Jonathan Winters:
(saw his props have returned and screams) My props! I thought they were gone and I was ruined and... All my props are back! I'm — I'm back in business! Finally! Oh, (happily in tears) Thank you, Beauregard. My hero. (to Propsy) Propsy, how I missed you.

Beauregard:
I am sure this did hold him and scared him. He named Props Propsy. All his props are back, Returned props, check, now, what's next on my list to fix Jonathan's act? Fozzie's Prop Box for all his props. Perfect. Fozzie's Prop Box, check.

Kermit the Frog:
Oh, good. You're ready. With your props back. Thanks, Beauregard. (goes onstage) Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I think we're all ready back there now. Uh, here he is, uh, Mr. Jonathan Winters! YAAAYY!

The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)  Show Quote

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Sylvester Stallone:
[gasps] Birdie? Is that you? It is you. Oh. You came back to me. Hey, everybody. Let's change that tone.

[All cheering]

The Muppet Show, Season 3 (1978-1979)  Show Quote

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Waldorf:
Well, they say all good things come to an end.

Statler:
What's that got to do with this show?

[They chuckle]

The Muppet Show, Season 3 (1978-1979)  Show Quote

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Gonzo:
Well, that was really joyful.

Kermit the Frog:
Okay, Well, The time has come to say goodbye. Because we don't have much else to say.

Gonzo:
And if you're worried about Fozzie. Rest assure, he is scared.

Kermit the Frog:
But before we go, let's have one last round of applause for the one and only, Sylvester Stallone!

Gonzo:
And his pet Birdie!

Kermit the Frog:
YAYYYYYYYYYY!

Gonzo:
Yippee!

Sylvester Stallone:
Oh, thank you, Gonzo. Birdie thanks you too. Well, thank you, Kermit. Bless you at all, I had a wonderful time. And Birdie came back. I only hope I didn't hurt the talking punching bag.

The Punching Bag:
Hey, what hurt? Come on, Stallone, give us one last punch for old time's sake.

Sylvester Stallone:
Okay. [punches the punching bag]

The Punching Bag:
[chuckles] Hey, Stallone, that's my kind of guy.

Kermit the Frog:
Okay. That's it for now. Hey, listen, be with us next time when our guest will be one of the world's greatest tuned slam players.

Gonzo:
Thank you again for telling me.

Sylvester Stallone:
Thanks for seeing Birdie. You made me the happiest star of all.

Double Bass Player:
We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!

Kermit the Frog:
You all have been a wonderful laugh track.

The Muppet Show, Season 3 (1978-1979)  Show Quote

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Sylvester Stallone:
Wow. I have a bird. Everyone, this is Birdie. Birdie, this is everyone. Isn't she cute? Look at the feathers she has. Isn't she the cutest bird on stage [they touched their noses and smile together]

Statler and Waldorf:
[laughing hysterically] You're my best friend!

Gonzo:
Animal reunion.

Sylvester Stallone:
Gonzo, this is Birdie.

Gonzo:
Wow, a real bird. So nice to have you here.

Sylvester Stallone:
Thank you so much, Gonzo. You are a great friend of mine.

Gonzo:
Right back at ya, Sylvester.

The Muppet Show, Season 3 (1978-1979)  Show Quote

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Martha:
George, wake up! I think I hear prowlers.

George:
Oh Martha, go back to sleep.

The Muppet Show, Season 3 (1978-1979)  Show Quote

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Kermit the Frog:
Thank you, Thank you, And welcome again to The Muppet Show. And we have great show because our guest star is on our favorite German actress, Mrs. Elke Sommer. But before we get to her, Ladies and Gentlemen: Bobby Benson's Baby Band!

The Muppet Show, Season 3 (1978-1979)  Show Quote

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[Statler & Waldorf chuckling]

Waldorf:
I bet you were expecting chickens.

Statler:
Woof Woof Woof!

[Statler & Waldorf laugh]

Waldorf:
Woof Woof!

Statler:
Woof Woof!

The Muppet Show, Season 3 (1978-1979)  Show Quote

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