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Jim:
Barb, maybe you should lay off the alcohol just for a couple.

Barb:
Don't you think? Do you think, Jim? Because you know what? I'm gonna be totally honest with you and it's...it's a bit ironic, but since you stopped drinking you are not half as much fun!

Jim:
Barb...I'm doing my best here.

Barb:
Jim, I wish you'd start drinkin' again!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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Bubbles:
Oh, nice job there, son of the mustard tiger!

Thomas:
My dad is not a mustard tiger!

Bubbles:
Oh, OK!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Ricky:
You're supposed to throw your dope away before you get to the border! Ya fucked up!!

Ricky:
[Barks like a dog to border patrol dogs] Shut the fuck up!!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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Ricky:
Oh man, are they ever getting fucked over.

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Bubbles:
They're ladies of the evening.

Ray:
Friends of the road, buddy.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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Donny:
Have another drink, Ray!!

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Ray:
Fuck sakes, Phil.

Bubbles:
Ricky, I got onion ring fragments on me, get them off!

Ricky:
I'm not touching those onions.

Bubbles:
GET THEM OFF!

Phil:
I'm sorry, your honor.

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Jacob:
Baaaaaaaaaaam!!

Phil:
Peanut butter and jaaaaaaaaaaam!!!

Jim:
What the fuck are you doin', Phil?

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Barb:
So what do you wanna talk about, Randy, or do you need to be high first?

Randy:
There's no real easy way of saying this. I fucked up.

Barb:
What are you talking about?

Randy:
Basically, I banged Lucy and knocked her up...no big deal.

Barb:
Oh my God. That was you? Ugh, greasy. Do you know the whole park is talking about that?

Jim:
You cheated on me, Randy? You cheated on us? You cheated on us?!

Barb:
So that's $176.92, now would you like me to give it to you, or should I give it directly to your drug dealer?

Randy:
Look, you guys have a good time dancin'. And Barb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked.

Jim:
They're fantastic, Barb.

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[Lucy and Sarah are helping Randy try on new pants]

Lucy:
The navy's really good. I actually can't see your underwear for once.

Sarah:
Yeah, they look really good, Randy. They're a big improvement.

Randy:
They're so comfortable. My other ones were so tight!

[Randy rocks from side to side, stretching in the new pants as Sarah checks a cuff]

Sarah:
Yeah, they're only one size bigger, too.

[Randy's gut hits Sarah in the face]

Sarah:
Randy!

Randy:
Sorry, Sarah.

Ricky:
(from outside) Lucy, get the fuck out here and tell me what's going on! Nice pants, Randy! You still look fucking stupid! Lucy, I'm serious! Get out here and talk to me!

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Bubbles:
I remember Halloween 1977 like it was yesterday. I remember everything about that night.

Ricky:
Well, I didn't even smoke dope back in '77, so I can tell you exactly what happened on Halloween.

Julian:
I remember Halloween 1977 perfectly.

Ricky:
We dressed up as people from Star Wars and I remember Julian copied off me. I don't even remember what I dressed up as. Luke Skywalker or Dark Vader or something but Julian copied off me. Bubbles was the gold guy, I remember that.

Bubbles:
Had my C-3P0 outfit on. I remember the way the moon was gleamin' off the gold. I just wanted to get candy and Julian was on the liquor. I mean, we were only kids but he was still drivin' liquor into him.

Julian:
Then we see Lahey coming home. He just got off duty. Parked his car, got out. Ricky decides he wants to fuck over his cop car.

Ricky:
Bubbles or Julian, I can't remember which one, it was probably Julian but I think it was Bubbles, said 'let's go mess around with his cop car over here'.

Bubbles:
Julian had the idea, he wanted to get into some 'mischief', I remember is what he called it. And he wanted to go push Lahey's car, put it out of gear and see where it would roll to.

Ricky:
They put the car out of gear and started pushing it.

Bubbles:
Put it out of gear and off it went and it picked up way more speed than they thought it would and it crashed right into a fuckin' trailer. I remember thinking, "Oh my God. Now we did it".

Ricky:
And Lahey, he was a cop back then, it was his car, he ran out. All he wanted was to take Julian's liquor cause Julian was drinking big time back then. Julian fought him for it, liquor went up, got spilled all over Lahey and his uniform. He finally got the liquor, got back to his car and was trying to get car unstuck from the trailer in reverse and liquor spilled all over his crotch.

Julian:
Next thing you know, George Green shows up, he was Lahey's partner.

Ricky:
He's the stupidest cop there is and he thought Lahey was drunk, pissed himself. It did look like he was drunk and pissed himself, but he wasn't drunk. I don't think he even pissed himself at all, so it was a misunderstanding.

Bubbles:
He started saying, "Now listen, George, this isn't what it looks like", and George told him he was drunk and as they started arguing all that did is make Lahey look more drunk and crazy than he actually was back then. And next thing, Lahey's under arrest and it was our fault.

Ricky:
It came down to two choices and Lahey, well, he resigned. I just can't believe that Julian and Bubbles, they- they ruined Mr. Lahey's life.

Julian:
He lost his career, he lost his marriage, went down the tubes and he lost his mind.

Bubbles:
Mr. Lahey used to be nice back then and we turned him into a drunk, crazy lunatic.

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Trevor:
What if we drove down midnight pass road?

Cory:
No, man. If we go up this way, we stop at Mimar's Arcade right there.

Ricky:
What the fuck? What him my idiots tell why there's only 10 fuckin' carts left in that truck instead of 20!

Cory:
Yeah. We had to move 10 off.

Ricky:
Oh, you moved 10 off. Did you hear that, Julian? Precious little Cory and Trevor fucked up and took 10 carts off the goddamn load.

Julian:
Your order's for 10 carts, Rick. You fucked up.

Ricky:
What the fuck are you lookin' at, Trevor?

Trevor:
Fucked up, Ricky. You know what else? You're wearing the same dirty clothes since you got out of jail. Fuck up, man.

Ricky:
What did you just say to me?

Bubbles:
Uh-oh.

Ricky:
Knock knock, Trevor.

Trevor:
I'm not gonna say who's there, man.

Ricky:
You just did you fuckin' idiot.

[Ricky rips Trevor's pants]

Bubbles:
Ricky! Ricky!

Trevor:
Those are my new pants!

Cory:
What are you doing?

Bubbles:
Ricky!

[Julian gets out of the car]

Julian:
Boys! Boys! We're supposed to be workin' like a team here! You wanna be on the winning team that makes a shitload of money or do you wanna be on the losing team that goes to jail, Huh? Apologize to him!

Ricky:
I'm not apologizing to him.

Julian:
Cory, move. Apologize to him.

Ricky:
I'm sorry I ripped your pants off, Trevor.

Trevor:
It's alright, Ricky. Shit happens, man.

Ricky:
Do you want your pocket back, Trevor?

Julian:
Here's some gas money. Cory, get over here. Gas money and here's twenty for a new pair of pants.

Trevor:
Thanks a lot, Julian.

Julian:
Alright, no speeding. Put on your seatbelts. Don't fuck around.

Trevor:
See you later, Ricky.

Ricky:
Do a good job, boys.

Bubbles:
Ricky, you ripped his fuckin' pants right off.

Ricky:
I don't know what happened. I'm just so stressed out lately. I fucked up. He was fuckin' standin' up to me though. He better watch himself or he's gonna lose a fuckin' friend. I'll tell you that.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 5 (2005)  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Jim:
Randy... I got one-hundred dollars here for groceries, I got one-thousand and four-hundred dollars here for liquor, and I got six-thousand dollars for you to go and bail out a couple of shit puppets. We might need a couple of more shit puppets for our play, and they gotta be angry shit puppets, Randy. And you gotta make em angry shit puppets, and you say whatever it takes to make them angry, but they're not angry at us Randy. Shit puppets are supposed to be angry at other shit puppets... take the bus.

Randy:
Mr. Lahey, they could kill one another.

Jim:
Wouldn't that be nice?

Randy:
Yeah, but we can't be involved with murder.

Jim:
Exactly, Randy.

Randy:
Mr. Lahey, is this you talking or the liquor?

Jim:
Randy.

[Jim takes a big sip out of his liquor bottle]

Jim:
I am the liquor.

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Jim:
Feel that?

Randy:
Feel what, Mr. Lahey?

Jim:
The way the shit clings to the air, Randy.

Randy:
Shit clings to the air?

Jim:
It's already started, my dear good friend.

Randy:
What started, Mr. Lahey?

Jim:
The shit blizzard.

[Jim takes a huge sip out of his liquor bottle]

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Ricky:
That's nothing, Julian, me and my old man made 70 bucks from recycling last week.

Bubbles:
70 bucks each?

Ricky:
No, 30 bucks each.

Bubbles:
(to Ray) 30 bucks each? Ray, that doesn't add up.

Ray:
Moving on, Bud...

Trailer Park Boys, Season 6 (2006)  Show Quote

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[Sam gets out of the pick up truck]

Sam:
Barb.

Barb:
Hi, Sam.

Sam:
Hey Randy, do you wanna sign this so I can get started please?

Randy:
Sign what?

Sam:
It's a purchase order.

Randy:
Purchase order for what?

Sam:
To pave the park.

Randy:
I didn't call to have the park paved.

Sam:
I got an emergency call to get down here and pave the park right away. Sign it so I can get started.

Randy:
I didn't do it, Sam. I didn't call ya.

Sam:
Fuck, there's your name. Randy Bo Bandy. Now sign it so I can get started.

Barb:
He said he didn't call, Sam!

Randy:
Bo Bandy? I didn't call. I didn't call.

Sam:
Once I start that truck, I'm on the fucking clock, okay? So sign it so I can get started.

Randy:
I'm not signing shit! Why don't you go back and pave your cave, ya fuckin' caveman.

Sam:
The fuck did you call me?

Barb:
Well... you are a caveman, Sam.

Randy:
Yeah! A fuckin' caveman!

Sam:
Listen Burger Boy, you fuckin' pay me right now! You pay me right now! You fuckin' pay me right now!

[Randy and Sam fight each other]

Barb:
Randy! Sam! Sam! Randy!

Ted:
Alright. You guys are under arrest for breach of the peace.

[The cops arrest Randy and Sam]

Sam:
Motherfuckers every time I come down here!

Randy:
Ted, it's not my fault!

Ted:
I gotta deal with you here, Randy.

Randy:
Ted, this is bullshit! I was just trying to have a nice cheeseburger picnic and it got all fucked up! SON OF A BITCH! FOR FUCK'S SAKES! THIS IS FUCKIN' BULLSHIT!

[Ted opens the back door, puts Randy in the police car and closes the back door]

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Ricky:
Randy's got some fuckin' nerve throwing everybody out of this park. That big, cocky prick, he's fuckin' up to something, I know he is. Something to do with us, trying to set us up or some shit. If Randy thinks he's smarter than me, he's wrong.

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added 9 months ago

Jim:
Halloween 1977, Jules. You remember, don't you, Bubbles? Yo, what's at work here? It's the shit-tectonics. When two shit-plates strike, and come together under incredible pressure, what happens, Bubbles?

Bubbles:
What, Mr. Lahey?

Jim:
Shit quake. May the Force be with you gentlemen, and may I be with the Force.

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Ricky:
Life for me now is just so fucking great. I just grow lots of dope, spend time with Lucy and Trinity....Things are going really, really well. And Lucy is being so fucking cool, I get drunk three or four times a week with my friends, get stoned, play video games. I just don't know how life can get any better than this.

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[Randy rips his pants]

Randy:
Ah! MOOSE BALLS! My pants!

[Barb laughs]

Randy:
It's not funny, Barb! (punches the wall)

Jim:
Randy.

[Randy walks away and punches the wall again]

Barb:
Randy!

Randy:
BALLS! My best pants! (punches the wall again)

Lahey:
Randy!

Randy:
This is fuckin'! (punches the wall again)

Barb:
Randy!

Lahey:
Randy!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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Ricky:
Is there any way Lucy coulda got pregnant without my bird doin' stuff to her?

Ray:
(laughs) You're joking, right, Rick?

Ricky:
No, actually I'm pretty serious, Dad.

Ray:
Fuck, um...

Ricky:
There must be another way. We have done some stuff, but.. Me and Lucy haven't banged in 7 months and she's 6 months pregnant, so... Does that work out, or...

Ray:
Bubbles, answer that. I gotta rock a piss off, buddy.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 7 (2007)  Show Quote

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J-Roc:
What's crackin', yall? Let me be the first to officially welcome y'all ma-fuckas to my brand-new joint: Scrilla Villa! Aight dog, check it out. Let me explain somethin' to ya. Ya know'm sayin'? Me' n' T had to get somethin' set up with the babies on the way, know'm sayin', with the family, ya know'm mean, so we had to start workin'. That's when I realized the airport has some interesting job opportunities, dog.

Tyrone:
That's right. We had to seize the muthafucka!

J-Roc:
Carpe dizzem, ya know'm sayin'?

Tyrone:
That's right.

J-Roc:
That's why we started gankin' luggage.

J-Roc:
This is all the shit we ganked from overseas, ya know'm sayin'? It's all from Europe! It's tight! Ma-fuckas come back with some crazy-ass shit, dog. You want a box for ya bling? It's ten ma-fuckas! It's tight, cheap, and dope. I'm out.

J-Roc:
This here room is what I call "Liquors of the World", dog. You know'm sayin'? Look at all this shit that ma-fucks bring back. It's ya passport to gettin' drunk, you know'm sayin'? (picks up a bottle shaped like a guitar) Glug-glug, ting-ting-ting-ting-ting!

J-Roc:
(picks up a shoe) Real snake! What? Sayin'! We so busy now, ya know'm mean, I had to hire employees, ya know'm mean! That's Lucy right there. Lucy one of my employees. (points to her stomach) That li'l ma-fucka ain't, though! I ain't payin' for that ma-fucka!

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Ricky:
You know, I may not have done all the right stuff in my life or done smart stuff, but guys, maybe I shouldn't be commenting here, but that was pretty fuckin' dumb, alright? You're robbing a fuckin' grocery store, you didn't even tell me, I'm fuckin' on video tape now firing handguns with no mask on! You guys are FUCKIN' DUMB!

Julian:
Ricky, would you calm down?

Ricky:
No, I'm not gonna calm down, Julian!

Julian:
Calm down!

Ricky:
I'm pissed off! (points to Bubbles) I'm pissed off at you, (points to Cory and Trevor) and especially you two dicks! You guys are really fuckin' stupid!

Julian:
Ricky.

Trevor:
Sorry, man, but you were shooting at us too.

Ricky:
I'm drunk! I'm really drunk, and I don't need this shit!

Julian:
Ricky! Would you-

Ricky:
I'm gettin' married tomorrow!

Julian:
Would you shut up?! Everything's gonna be cool! Trust me!

Bubbles:
(crying) Can everyone just please stop it?

Julian:
Oh, look what- You're making Bubbles cry, Ricky! Just shut up!

Ricky:
I'm sorry, alright? I'm drunk.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001)  Show Quote

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Ray:
How's it going? 5,200 bucks a year! Come on! Life's good.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 6 (2006)  Show Quote

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