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Randall: [Explains Plan] Randall: It's perfect! Alyssa: It's murder! Hamish: At best it's depraved indifference to human life. Randall: I always forget you were pre-law. Hamish: My father doesn't. Alyssa: I can't be part of this. – The Order, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[After a particularly grueling encounter with a Japanese pillbox] Sledge: Why don't they just surrender? Burgin: Because they're Japs... We're gonna have to root' em out one by one... Fucking rats... – The Pacific Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Skipper: (After the rat king jumps on Kowalski while playing hockey; concerned): Kowalski, speak to me, man! Kowalski: (lying on ground): Just a... knock on the old... (twitches) ...monkey bus. Skipper: (confused): Kowalski? Kowalski: (stumbling on ice): No need to paint. I'm as flopsy-faced as ever. Skipper: (after Kowalski gets up and picks up hockey stick): I...don't think you're fit for duty. Kowalski: (continuing to stumble): Flibertigibit, man. I'm as juxtaposed as the next hamburger. (slips and falls on his belly) – The Penguins of Madagascar, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Mort: Ooooh, it smells like the circus! Skipper: Uh, do you mind? We're trying to help him. Melman: All right, Skipper. That's enough. It's my turn. Skipper: WHAT?! Melman: Okay, your stomach begins rumbling, it is on the verge of vomiting. Throw up! Mort: Weeheheheee! Maurice: Mort the bomb! Get rid of the bomb! Mort: I got the bomb, Mort is the best, I am the winner! Mort is so—owe! Rico: What happened? Skipper: Why, Melman, you won! And Rico’s talking now! Oh, Thank you, Doc. – The Penguins of Madagascar, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Skipper: Pop quiz, troops. What can't we trust? Kowalski: (flipping through his notebook) Three-day-old stir-fry mung beans. Skipper: Right. What else can't we trust? Private: (holding up a book on badgers) Badgers! Skipper: (gives Private a questionable look) Private: ...Maybe that's just me. – The Penguins of Madagascar, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[The next morning, Mort, chained to the fake palm tree, wakes up by Julien’s feet. Julien wakes up and they both scream] Julien: What in the feets are you doing?!? Mort: I… I… I… You… You… You… Julien: You… You… You are hereby banish-ed from my kingdom FOREVER!!!! [Waits for Maurice to echo] Maurice! Maurice: [Late on the echo] Ever! Ever… Wait! You mean Mort’s exiled? For eternity? Julien: Forever or for eternity! I’m flexible, but the no-feet touching must be of zero tolerance! – The Penguins of Madagascar, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Maurice: [Clearing his throat as the other animals gather at the lemur habitat] You’ve all been called here today to dig a royal proclamation from King Julien himself! Marlene: [To Burt the elephant] Thirty peanuts says this is about his feet. Burt: Make it forty. Julien: From this moment that is happening now and on, those who touch the king’s feet, which are mine, will be punished most savagely! [Unfurls a roll of parchment with a lemur foot in a “not allowed” sign] I drew that. Me. I did. [Everyone groans] Mort: No feet?! Skipper: Well, that’s five minutes of our lives not worth getting back! Kowalski: Until I get my time machine fully functioning. [Everyone leaves] Julien: Wait! This is a very serious proclamation that I am proclaiming! [Slaps the “No feet allowed” sign on the volcano] Look! It is posted right here on the plastic volcano! And ANYONE who dares to be touching my beautiful feets shall be banish-ed from my kingdom! FOREVER!!!!!! Maurice: [Pretending to echo] Ever! Ever. Ever… Julien: What are you doing? Maurice: Echoing your for dramatic effect! Julien: Oh, nice! I like it! Now go to rebuilding my super comfy pamper-time floaty throne! [Maurice leaves] Mort: [Sadly poking his head out from behind a rock, staring at Julien’s feet] Banished… forever? Julien: Forever! Maurice: Ever! Ever! Ever! – The Penguins of Madagascar, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[last lines] Skipper: Looks like we have intruders, boys. Commence Operation: Hammer Head. Julien: Excuse me. Hammer whose head exactly? [Rico coughs up a hammer in Skipper's flipper; Julien, Maurice and Mort run away screaming] – The Penguins of Madagascar, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Maurice: I just can't take this! Julien: Rule number one: Do not question the king. Rule number two-- (Camera falls into Maurice's arms; They begin to fight) [Later...] Julien: I said gimme! What part of Give or Me do you not understand? Maurice: I understood the me part, like, this was caught by ME! – The Penguins of Madagascar, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Maurice is making a sundae] Maurice: [singing] Making my ice cream, Oh, sprinkle it on, (Julien grabs the sundae while Maurice is not looking) Now we add a cherry on top! [Julien grabs the cherry] Owwwwwwww! Julien: Uh, less sprinkles next time, okay Maurice? – The Penguins of Madagascar, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[After an enemy counterattack is repelled, Sledge spots a wounded Japanese.] Hamm: Jesus, Sledge, leave him— Sledge: What for? He's a Jap, ain't he? [Ignoring the cease fire order, he draws his revolver and kills the Japanese.] Officer: Cease fire! Cease fire! God damn it! [spots Sledge] I told you to cease fire, what are you doing? Sledge: Killin' Japs. Officer: You just gave away our goddamn position! Sledge: I think they've got a pretty good idea of where we are. Officer: I told you to cease fire, you're supposed to be observing, I see you with a goddamn side arm! Sledge: WE WERE ALL SENT HERE TO KILL JAPS, WEREN'T WE?! SO WHAT THE HELL DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHAT WEAPON WE USE? [leans in] I'd use my goddamn hands if I had to. – The Pacific Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Hamm: My brother was on the Bunker Hill. Snafu: Wow. Hamm: Ship got hit by two kamikazes. Five hundred guys died, asshole. How the fuck can they do that? Fly themselves into a ship? Snafu: Emperor is God. Duty to God. Hamm: They can't fuckin' surrender? Sledge: I hope they don't... I hope we get to kill every last one of 'em. – The Pacific Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Snafu: Japs are fighting for their own turf now. Every damn foot we go south, they're gonna get meaner and meaner. – The Pacific Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Basilone: YOU WANNA LIVE? GET OFF THE BEACH! – The Pacific Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Evanson: [after being roused early in the morning at boot camp] How come we're the only ones doing this? Every damn morning. Tatum: Because he's the best. Evanson: I'm sick of this shit. I just want to get out there and slap a Jap. [Basilone walks up to Evanson] Basilone: What did you say? Evanson: I said I wanted to slap a Jap, Gunny. Basilone: "Slap a Jap." How 'bout it, boys? I bet you all want to do more than "slap a Jap." Marines: Yes, sir! Basilone: [Scoffs] "Slap a Jap". Is that all the enemy is to you, eh: A fucking bucktooth cartoon dreamed up by some asshole on Madison Avenue to sell soap! Well let me tell you something: The "Jap" I know — the Japanese soldier — he has been at war since you were in FUCKING DIAPERS! He's a combat veteran, an expert with his weapon. He can live off maggoty rice and muddy water for weeks and endure misery you couldn't dream up in your worst nightmares! The Japanese soldier doesn't care if he gets hurt or killed, as long as he kills you. [Looks directly at Evanson] Now, you can call him whatever you like, but never, ever underestimate their desire to put you and your buddies into an early grave. ... IS THAT CLEAR? Marines: YES, GUNNY! – The Pacific Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[While looking through the ruins of a Japanese machine gun nest, Sledge notices one of the dead Japanese has gold teeth, and draws his Ka-Bar.] Snafu: Whatcha doin', Sledgehammer? Sledge: Thought I'd buy me some Jap gold. Snafu: You don't want to do that! Sledge: Why not? I saw you do it. [turns over the corpse] Snafu: Don't! You shouldn't do it. [pauses] Germs. Doc says all these dead Nips have germs. Sledge: Germs? Snafu: Bad germs. Diseases that'll make you sick. Sledge': Bad germs. [backs away from the corpse] – The Pacific Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack: A human magistratus isn't powerful enough to open a portal to the demon realm... "Open a passage to the demon realm." What... what happened to me? I was gonna be a marine biologist. Randall: Oh shit! Dude, you finally figured out your major. Jack: Marine biology... or film school. Hamish: That's what the apocalypse needs—more film students. – The Order, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Marine Cook: [in reaction to JP's disgust at maggots in the rice] Think of it as meat. – The Pacific Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Robert Leckie: [Writing a letter to Vera Keller] Dear Vera, it seems a lifetime since we met outside Saint Mary's. This great undertaking for God and country has landed us in a tropical paradise, somewhere in what Jack London refers to as "those terrible Solomons." It is a garden of Eden. The jungle holds both beauty and terror in its depths, most terrible of which is man. We have met the enemy and have learned nothing more about him. I have, however, learned some things about myself. There are things men can do to one another that are sobering to the soul. It is one thing to reconcile these things with God, but another to square it with yourself. – The Pacific Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Puller: [addressing Marine NCOs] The uniform that you wear, the globe and anchor emblem that you've earned, can make the difference between freedom of the world, and its enslavement. You, non-commissioned officers, you are the sinew and the muscle of the Corps. The orders come from the brass and you get it done. Whenever this war is over, when we've swept upon the main isles of Japan and destroyed every scrap of that empire, the strategy would have been that of others, but victory will have been won by you. You, the NCO, with the chevrons on your sleeve and the instinct in your gut, and the blood on your boots. Those of you who are lucky enough to get home for Christmas, hold your loved ones dearly, join them in prayers for peace on earth and goodwill toward all men. Then report back here, ready to sail across God's vast ocean, where we will meet our enemy, and kill them all. – The Pacific Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Vera Stone: Of all the incompetent things you have ever done—and they are legion—this is by far the most incompetent! Elizabeth Kepler: My incompetence is not in question here! Vera Stone: No, it isn't. – The Order, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Vera Stone: Do I really need to remind you of the danger of answering my questions with a question? – The Order, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Edward Sledge, Sr: The worst part about treating those combat boys from the Great War wasn't that they'd had their flesh torn — it was that they had had their souls torn out. I couldn't bear to look into your eyes one day and see no love there no spark no... no life. That would break my heart. – The Pacific Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Vera Stone: We should have a party. I think we could all use one. ...Elizabeth, if you could see to the arrangements? Elizabeth Kepler: I'll order some wine. Vera Stone: [Taken Aback] Champagne, please! We're at war with Praxis, not good taste. – The Order, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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