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Pig One: And now our question for you boss is... Pig Two: When are we going to get a raise? Cyril: Never! Dirk Dassie: From all available reports, you're absolubtely right Cyril! – The Raccoons, Season 3 (1988) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Taxman: Mr Sneer, it's my great pleasure to present you this official communication from the tax department. Cyril: No! No, I don't want it! I don't deserve it! Taxman: You don't want it? Cyril: Of course I don't want it! Can you think of anyone that would want it? Taxman: Certainly I can! Might I suggest the Evergreen Orphans' fund? Cyril: Fine, give it to them. (pauses) The Evergreen Orphans' fund? Dirk Dassie: You saw it here ladies and gentlemen, Cyril Sneer is turning over his $50,000 tax refund to the Evergreen Orphans' fund! Cyril: (Turns white) Did you say... refund? (keels over) – The Raccoons, Season 3 (1988) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: Your pop has really changed Cedric! I can remember when this sort of thing would have driven him nuts! Cyril: (Off camera) It was just a game. That's all. Just a game. AAARGH! – The Raccoons, Season 3 (1988) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cedric: You always told me to face up to things Pop. – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pig Three: It's a benefit show! Woodchuck Berry: Yeah? Well, I've never turned down a benefit. Pig One: Great! Follow us! Woodchuck Berry: Er, who's the benefit for? Pig Three: Us! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pig Two: Er...Us, yeah. U-S. Unemployed stone farmers! Us! Woodchuck Berry: Unemployed stone farmers? That's a good one on me. – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pig Two: But we were gonna surprise you boss, honest! Cyril: Surprise me? Then do something right! That'd surprise me. – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Woodchuck Berry: By the way Cyril, how come you just happened to have a sax in your trunk? Cyril: Oh that? Oh, it's my spare! Always keep a spare in the trunk! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Lady Baden-Baden: Knoxie and I had a terrible fight, in public no less! He demanded I resign from my job! Bert: But why would he want you to resign? Lady Baden-Baden: That's exactly what I asked him! He said women have no place in the working world? Melissa: How could he say such a thing in this day and age? Lady Baden-Baden: It's his upbringing Melissa. Old world, old values, old money. I told him to accept me as I am, or leave. He left, and tomorrow is... our anniversary! Oh Melissa, I'm so unhappy! (she sobs) – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: Pigs! If anything happens to my son I'll hold you responsible! Pig One: Us? We were sleeping boss! Cyril: See? They admit it. – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bonneville: Look Cedric... maybe I am a stinker. Maybe... maybe I'm sorry. Cedric: Why all of a sudden? Bonneville: Because I've got no more time. Because I'll be... gone in the morning. Like always. Can we be... I mean... can we be friends? Cedric: Maybe... we can try! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: WOW! Cyril: Cedric! What's happening here? Cedric: Something that happens once in a blue moon Pop! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Lady Baden-Baden: I envy you Melissa. Melissa: Me? Lady Baden-Baden: You have a career. You have purpose. A direction in life. Me? I just flutter about on society business. – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: I might as well play golf on the Sahara Desert, the amount of time I spend in sand traps! Pig One: Sand Wedge again sir? Cyril: I'll turn you into a sandwich if you don't watch your lip Pig! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pig One: I just had a brilliant idea. I know how we can make some easy money. Pig Three: Oh Lloyd... that's my favourite kind! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Mr Knox: Er, what's with the disguises boys? Does Mr Sneer disapprove of your catering business? Pig One: Oh no, the boss backs us all the way! Pig Two: Yeah usually he's on our backs. Pig Three: Er, besides, we're not in disguise! Pig Two: No, no, it's er, it's er, protection from the sun! Pig One: The ozone layer, it's breaking down you know. And we're very sensitive to ultraviolet rays! Mr Knox: I see... – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Lady Baden-Baden: (As the train she is riding on disappears down a tunnel) Knoxiiieeee! I looooovvvveee yooooou! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: Bananas it is then! Buy boatloads, buy plantations, buy republics! Go bananas buying bananas boys! Hehe, that's a good one. Write that down. – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pig Two: Knox uses astrology to foresee the future! Cyril: Well you three won't have one if you don't start talking sense. Pig One: We'll do better than that sir! We'll talk dollars and cents! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: Did I miss something here? Pig One: Yes boss. The happy ending. – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: Don't cry Lady Baden-Baden. Lady Baden-Baden: Oh I'm not, it's the onions. Oh, but I do miss Knoxie so. Melissa: I'm sure you and Mr Knox can work things out. Lady Baden-Baden: You manage a career and a marriage Melissa. How do you do it? Melissa: Well, a little understanding, a little support and a little compromise... from both of us! Lady Baden-Baden: Compromise... not one of Knoxie's strong points. – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pig Two: Oh it's a disaster! Our first catering contract just went up in smoke! Pig Three: No, he just went up the stairs! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: Cyril! Cyril! Open up! Let me in! Cyril: Huh? I'll let you in for a lifetime of trouble if you don't get out of here pronto! It's the middle of the night! Bert: Cedric and Bonneville are in trouble! Cyril: Don't go away! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: (Whilst playing golf) You're crazy to break up with Lady Baden-Baden. Just because she took a job Knox! Drat. Mr Knox: But sir, where I come from a gentlemen would never let his wife take a job. It's tradition. Cyril: Lucky shot Knox! The heck with tradition! You can't kiss off a perfectly good marriage because of your pigheaded prime! You're living in the modern world Knox. The woman has a right to work if she wants. Rats! Besides, you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. You're getting a second income out of it! – The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989) Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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