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Pig One: Boss? About that little accident with the shredder... Cyril: It's coming out of your salary! Pigs (In unison): You mean... we can have our old jobs back? Cyril: Might as well. I wouldn't wish you three messed up meatballs on anyone else! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Pig Two: More pies sir? Cyril: Ha ha! I haven't had this much fun since my last tax refund! Pig Two: We'd make a pretty good team, right boss? Cyril: I've seen worse! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bentley: You know, Bert, I think living in the forest is soon gonna be just fine. Lisa: Yeah. Just fine. – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bentley: We're off to the ball game, Lisa! Wanna come? Lisa: No thanks, Bentley. I still have to unpack some stuff. – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Lisa: (on the phone) Oh, everything's fine! I guess... Nicole: I'm heading off to the Raccoondominium. Want to come along? Lisa: (to Nicole) No thanks, Mom, have fun! (on the phone) Sorry about that. Uh, how's the basketball team doing without me? They won? Gee, that's... that's great! You have to go? Oh, no-no, I've got lots to do. Say hi to everybody for me. Bye. – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Mr. Willow: Hello boys! What can I do for you? Pig One: I'm glad you asked Mr Willow. As a result of our recent cutbacks, we find ourselves available for gainful employment. Pig Two: Or we could use a job. – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
George: Ah Nicole, what if I bomb? What if I don't get the job? I wish none of this had ever happened. Nicole: Well it did happen, and we'll get through it. We're all going to be out there rooting for you George. – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
(Cyril is livid at the Pigs) Pig One: Careful! Think of your stress level boss! Pig Two: Oh yeah, you don't want to end up back in the hospital! Cyril: Hospitals don't bother me anymore but you clowns do! And when I get to the bottom of this, that's just where you'll be - in the hospital! Come back here you pork rinds! Stop! Pig One: Run for it boys! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Pig One: My bid certainly made an impression on that big shot, didn't it? Pig Two: Oh it certainly did! And when the boss hears about this he'll impress us! Pig Three: Six feet into the ground. – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Pig Three: Oh, do something Lloyd! Pig One: What can I do? Pig Two: Do what the boss would do if he were here! Pig Three: He'd get really mad if he were here. – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cyril: Why those idiotic oinkers! If I lose this land, I'll fire them... out of a cannon! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bert: I'll be on my way as soon as I get my refund like it says in your ad - "Money cheerfully refunded if not completely satisfied". Milton Midas: I said that? Bert: That's right! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
(After Bert's model plain fails to take off) Ralph: Looks like the bomber had a change in orders Bert! Bert: Ralph... I've been ripped off! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bert: Boy, this is one birthday present you'll never forget, huh Cedric? Cedric: Yeah... if I live to remember. – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
(Whilst courting Ingrid Bellamore) Cyril: Good work boys! Put it in the vault! Pig Three: "Good work"? He's never said that before! Pig One: We've never done that before! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cedric: I did it Pop! I jumped! Did you see it? Cyril: I sure did son! But if you don't mind, I'd rather not see it again! – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cyril: When it comes to spending my money, I'm a careful man. I've only made three mistakes in my entire life. Milton Midas: Really? What were they? – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cyril: That answer your question? – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cyril: I can't stay here! This is a hospital! Nurse Peck: My, my! For someone who is so cold we are hot under the collar aren't we? – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bert: Wow! Ralph, it's here! It finally came! Ralph: Er, what's finally here Bert? Bert: Oh I ordered this months ago, I thought it was never going to come! A Silver Silhouette remote bomber! And with this remote control, I can make it do loops, dives, barrel rolls! Why, it can do practically anything! Ralph: Can it make a pizza crust? – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Pig One: Oh no! We forgot to close the land deal! Pig Three: Madcap millionaires, the party's not over! Pig Two: Oh, the party's over alright! Pig One: Never mind our lives! Pig Three: Oh golly gosh gee whiz, have I missed something? – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ralph: Good news Bert! I got the name of the president of the company who sells the remote bomber! Melissa: And from everything we could find out about this guy, he's a real weasel! Ralph: His name is Milton Midas. Milton Midas (on the TV) Milton Midas here, your man of a million miraculous minor steals! This fabulous Midas forest has just become available and it's gotta go friends, take a look at the Midas workmanship on these Midas trees, solid Midas wood, so run, walk or crawl down here tomorrow for the auctioning off of these incredible Midas acres! Just who am I to be offering such a dynamite Midas deal? Well, I'm the man with the golden touch - Mr Milton Midas! Bert: Milton Midas? Ralph: I know. Isn't television great? – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Nurse Peck: (Preparing a syringe) Now Mr Sneer, this should help. Danny: I get three needles a day. I don't even think about it. I just think about, you know, good stuff. Nurse Peck: Now there's a good idea. Try that Mr Sneer. Cyril: (As he gets the injection) Well there is money and gold and stocks. Bonds are nice too, and corporate takeovers. – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Danny: Mr Sneer! What are you doing? Cyril: I'm checking out. Danny: Why? Cyril: Because they want to operate on me, that's why. Danny: Are you chicken? Cyril: Listen kid, you have any idea what those doctors do to you? Danny: Oh sure. I've had operations before. Cyril: You have? Danny: Yeah. And they're not all that bad. Well, the first time is always a bit scary. I guess I wasn't that brave but... – The Raccoons, Season 5 (1990-1991) Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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