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Cyril: (about the Sneermobile) I want this thing to guzzle gas, belch smoke, and tear up the pavement, not neccesarily in that order! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ralph: This could be the end of the forest as we know it! Melissa: This could be the end of our way of life! Bert: Hey! This could be the beginning of a brand new career! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: Careful you swine. Ruin this opportunity for me, and you'll all be invited to a big barbeque. Hah. As the main course! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: Wait til you see the lead we take in this lap Mammoth! There'll be enough daylight between us and them to fill an Arctic Summer! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: You porkers couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: Out of my way! I've got millions to make! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ralph: Hi, Cedric! Schaeffer: Hey, what's in the bag? Cedric: Oh, nothing...just a few of my personal belongings... Melissa: Cedric, is everything all right? Cedric: No, I've left home. Pop doesn't appreciate me. He thinks I'm just a living, breathing adding machine. Melissa: Oh, Cedric, Cyril loves you...in his own mercenary way. – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: (To Pig Two) If you were twice as smart as you think you are, you'd still be a halfwit! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: This place looks like a pig sty! Pigs: Oh, Thank you, sir! We try sir! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ralph: Good night Bert, Goodnight Cedric. Cedric: Goodnight. Bert: Goodnight. Cedric: WAIT! Bert: What is it? Cedric: I can't fall asleep, until I here my lullaby! Ralph: I don't think we know your lullaby. Melissa: Why don't you sing it for us, and maybe we'll learn it for tomorrow night? Cedric: It's not the same unless Pop is singing it. – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pigs: Boss! Boss! Cyril: Well? Did you find him? Pig One: Yes sir, we followed the girl like you said and... Pig Two: He's with The Raccoons! Cyril: The Raccoons? I should of known! Their the ones who put him up to this! Pig One: But sir... Cyril: Those meddlesome rodents are a bad influence! The've got the poor kid brain washed! Pig One: But sir, you were the one who made him retire. You were the one who... (Cyril glares at him) ...heh, heh, em, saw through The Raccoons all along. Cyril: And don't you ever forget it! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: (singing) A dollar for your thoughts, my son. See money while you sleep. Watch those dollars jump the fence instead of silly sheep. And as each dollar earns its wings, snatch it from the air. Do this a million times my son, and you'll be a millionaire. – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: Adventure is my middle name! Cedric: Mine's Sydney! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Pig One: The last time I dug this deep was to pay off a stack of Parking tickets! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cedric: Pop! It's just a harmless adventure! Cyril: Adventure? There's no adventure in a treasure that isn't collecting 12 and a quarter percent per annum! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cedric: Oh no! Removing the treasure's setting off the traps! I thought you said they wouldn't work! Bert: I guess I can't be right all the time... – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
(As Cyril and the pigs escape down the river with the treasure, their motor breaks down) Cyril: What in blazes is going on?? Pig Two: It appears it's given up the ghost, sir! Cyril: You'll be ghosts if you don't get this barge moving!!! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: I get vicious when I can't sleep! I'm not my usual loveable self! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: Can't you bears speed it up? If you were any slower you'd be unionised! I want this mansion to make the Taj Mahal look like a toolshed! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: What? What the devil? You're not Auntie Bertha! You're a raccoon. What kind of weirdo are you anyway?" – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cyril: I want to hear a real story! Give me King Midas. I want to hear about Midas and his wonderful golden touch! Bert: Once upon a time there was king with a golden touch. Cyril: Ooh, I like that. My kind of man! Bert: Everything he touched turned to gold. Cyril: Good, good! Bert: His cities were gold, his streets were gold. Cyril: Marvelous! Marvelous! Bert: In fact, his whole kingdom was paved with gold. He even paved the forest with gold. What do you think of that? Pig Two: Oh that's nothing! We're going to do that tomorrow - with cement! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: What did I tell you? See, see? I bet that guy has a submachine gun! Ralph: That's a violin case Bert. Bert: But they always put machine guns in violin cases! Everyone knows that! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Cedric: Pop! You subscribed to the Evergreen Standard? Cyril: Of course! It's a daily pleasure I wouldn't miss! Pig Two: Which section would you like today sir? Cyril: Well, let's start with 'Ask Bert'! (he tears the page out, throws it on the fire and laughs) – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Bert: Now I'll be Sir Bert! Defender of the feeble, champion of the weak and employee of the month! The shining knight of the Evergreen Forest! – The Raccoons, Season 1 (1985-1986) Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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